HackOVERNIGHT ~ Chappy two!

Disclaimer: I live in my cardboard box. With a computer. I don't own anything in this fic. Except for myself (Cinnabar). XDD

~Does the review dance~ Wow, I can't believe people like my fic! ._.

Dr@gon Princess -Thank you! But your babysitting fic is waaaay better! ^.^ Tsukasa Rocks-Thanks, I'll keep writing. ^.~ Steven-Thanks, and I'm planning on them having slightly different personalities in the real world.

A couple notes-- It's not nice to beat up on handicapped people, so Subaru doesn't have a wheelchair in my fic. D Tsukasa is a GIRL in the 'Real World' And a BOY in "The World" Mmkay? I know some people like to have Tsukasa be a guy in both. And sorry to all you Subaru lovers, she's just so easy to bash. x__x; And when they get to the real world, I'm keeping the .hack people's names the same, because it's easier, and I'm lazy. ^_^;

My house-

I shot to my feet, and dashed into the hall. Opening a closet door, I was beginning to look for blankets and/or pillows when I noticed my foot was wedged under a large box. Pulling it free was a big mistake. Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags, cushions, comforters, sheets and a frying pan came tumbling out. The latter falling squarely on my forehead. I let out a groan, and began to dig myself out with the frying pan.

**

Forest field-

All: Sleepover party! ~Random dance of joy~

Subaru: Hey, shouldn't we log out?

Mimiru: Who asked YOU? ~Smacks Subaru with the flat side of her enormous blade~

Subaru: Owwie. T_T

A20: ~Chases Sora with a Brats doll in hand~ Whassa matter, big brother, don't you wanna play dolls??

Sora: See! I knew you played with barbies!! And I'm NOT your big brother!

A20: THEY'RE NOT BARBIES! ~Fangs come out~

BT, Mimiru, Subaru, Sora: Eep! Psycho child! ~Run in fear~

Elk, Tsukasa: ~Poking Bear's lifeless carcass~ He hasn't moved since the beginning of last chapter.

Elk, Tsukasa: Stop copying what I say!

Elk, Tsukasa: o_o;;

Subaru: ~Sniffle~ Tsukasaaaa! Pay attention to me! I'm hurt!

Tsukasa: No.

Subaru: ~Whines incessantly~

Maha: ~Covers her sensitive kitty ears~

Aura: Maha says make Subaru stop whining.

Tsukasa: ~Irritably~ Fine. ~Goes over and hugs Subaru~

Subaru: Tsukasa LOOOOOOOVES ME! ~Clings to Tsukasa~

Mimiru: ~Death Glare of Doominess~

Tsukasa: ~Attempts to beat Subaru off with Maha's hat~

Elk, BT, Aura, Sora, A20: ~Eat popcorn and comment to each other~

Maha: !!

Tsukasa: I'll give it back in a minute! ..What? Oh! ~Throws Maha her hat back and begins beating Subaru with his staff~

Subaru: ~Is knocked unconsious~

Mimiru: Yaay! My Death Glare of Doominess has defeated Subaru!!

Sora: Uh, I think Tsukasa's staff worked better.

Mimiru: ~Stops victory dance~ Who asked you?! ~Commences thwacking Sora with her Metal Spatula of Evilosity~

Sora: X_X

Elk: Um, guys? Shouldn't we go to Cinnabar's house now? ~Waves directions in the pixilated air~

All: Ooooooooooh Yeah.

A20: Well, I'm gonna go get ready for the party! ~Gates out, logs off~

Everyone else: ~Does the same~

Aura: Er. Never thought of that. C'mon Maha, let's get Helba or someone to log us out. Somehow. .__o;;

Bear: ~Twitches back awake~ Hey, where'd everybody go? .___.

** Panting heavily, I extricated myself from the mass of sheets, etc, and hurriedly began setting them out in the living room, moving the couch to make more space available. "Wow," I thought to myself, "This is so cool, I don't have to spend the whole weekend alone after all! Hmm.. I wonder if they're the same as in The World? They'll probably have different personalities."
Finished with the bedding, I then crossed the hall to the kitchen.
"Hmm.. We have chips, chocolate, candy, soda, cookies, salsa, and GOLDFISH!" I hummed the Goldfish jingle to myself as I then went to check out the fridge.
"Juice, fruit, veggies, water..Ew, healthy stuff." I hurriedly shut the door. Just as I was about to feed my cats, the doorbell rang.

**

Doorbell: DING DOOOOONG

Cinnabar: Curse it, that bell's so loud. O_o; ~Opens the door~

Mimiru, A20, BT, Subaru: ~Look around~ Yeah!! Go us!

Cinnabar: o_o;

Subaru: We bet the guys we'd get here first.

Cinnabar: What did you bet..?

A20: THEY have to eat anything we put on their pizza! ~Giggles~

Cinnabar: Dear lord. =_=;

**

Mimiru dashed in first to take a look. She was average height, and looked true to her character skin, but was wearing jeans and a gray sweatshirt instead. BT was older, about 17. She was tall, with long brown hair. She was wearing jeans and a simple white t-shirt. Subaru was short, with shoulder-length black hair and glasses. She was wearing loose khaki pants and a tight-fitting black shirt. [Note: Subaru is free of a wheelchair in my fic. ^_^] A20 was really short, being about 9 or 10 years old. Wearing a fluffy purple skirt and a light blue shirt, she also had short, flaming red hair and green eyes.

**

Doorbell: ~Rings loudly again~

Cinnabar: Uh, the door's open. O_o;

Sora, Tsukasa, Elk: ~See the girls~ Oh, crap. ~Walk in, and look around~

Cinnabar: Well, people, find a sleeping bag and put your stuff there, then have some food if you'd like. ~Points to the bowls set up on the kitchen table~

All: ~Quickly drop their things and stuff their faces~

Cinnabar: o_o'

Doorbell: DIIIIIIIIING DOOOOOONG.

Cinnabar: THE DOOR IS FLIPPIN' OPEN, OKAY?!

Aura: o_o ~Blink~

**

Looking around, it wasn't super-easy to tell who was who. I saw that in the real world , Tsukasa was a girl, with brown hair. She was dressed in a baggy shirt and cargo pants. Sora, was, shockingly, the same age as A20. Wearing jeans far too big for him and a long-sleeved gray shirt. His hair was black. Elk was as quiet as always, with a mop of dirty-blond hair and wide hazel eyes. He wore a pair of cargo pants and a green t-shirt. Aura. I stared for a few minutes before I recognized her. She was as tall as myself, with intense, midnight-blue eyes and strawberry-blond hair brought back in a long braid. Her usual white dress was absent, replaced by tight black jeans and a navy blue blouse. [Wow, that was long. Sorry! O_o] **

Cinnabar: Sorry. -_-;

Aura: ~Walks in and plops her stuff down by a poofy pink sleeping bag~

Doorbell: ~Rings, yet again~

Cinnabar: Jeebus! How many times.. ~Sees no one at the door~ Oookay.

Maha: Down here, genius.

Cinnabar: Ahhh! O_O; You're actually a ca-

Ruby, Jade, Sapphire [My kitties. ^_^] : ~Hiiiisssss.~

Maha: Oh yeah? Bring it! ~Karate stance~

Cats: ~Commence cat-fighting~ [ XDD ] ~Dust cloud arises~

Cinnabar: ~Yells over the melee~ O..kay..Is everyone settled?!

All: YEP!

Cats: ~Stop fighting~

All: Thank Gawd.

Cinnabar: Um. What do y'all wanna do now?

A20: Let's play dolls!

Subaru: Okay! ^_______________^

Tsukasa: .__.

Sora: Can I mutilate them?

Mimiru: Hmm. We could watch a movie.

Elk: ~Evil grin~ Hey, Cinnabar! ~Poke~

Cinnabar: ..Yeah?

Elk: Truth or dare?

**

AT: .I'll leave it at that. ^_^ Nice long chappy, no? xD

WISK8R: Hi! I'm AT's friend. ~Nod~

AT: ~Prods~ She's *maybe* gonna help me with the next chappy. ^_^

WISK8R: D

AT: So.you like? Review, so I know people are still readin' this. O_o;; XDD