Hollywood Hijinks!
To Red Witch: Hope you had fun on your vacation!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, Scott's been on the receiving end of a lot of slaps on the face from fate. Ah well, what can you do? (Scott: Killing off Avalanche and Starchild would be nice. At least in the normal comics, Starchild doesn't exist!)
TO JCKIDSMART: I UPDATED!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?! ^_^ Just kidding. Do you have any suggestions for my story? I'd like to hear them.
To Wizard1: Yeah, Pietro tends to have a tough time with keeping his big mouth shut (Wanda: Preach on, L17! You have no idea). I thought the costumes Wanda and Pietro wore in the comics were much better than their Evo outfits. I hope you do find a way to fit the Starr Brothers into "The Mutant Massacre". I wish I could submit the Starr Brothers to Marvel.
Chapter 8: Disaster on the set!
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"Okay, Remy..." McGee patted Remy's shoulder. "In this scene, Lance Alvers is on an out-of-control bus, and he has to get the heck off it before hits that tanker truck and the space chickens on it."
"Why do Gambit have dis feeling dat he gonna get blown up?" Remy groaned as he entered the bus. McGee happily sat on his seat, Lance with him. Jamie was with them as well, yelling into his office/cell phone.
"Hey, not my fault!" Jamie roared. "Don't blame me for the fact that the rubber chicken acted better than you, Keanu! Don't start! Look, a drunken Courtney Love could act better than you! You did the Matrix flicks, you're set for life! What're you worried about?! Sheesh. Goodbye, dude." Jamie sighed as he closed his phone. "Man, I think we need one more Bill and Ted flick."
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures! I loved that cartoon when I was a kid!" Lance smiled. "Ahhh, memories. I loved the movies, too. I used to do a fantastic impersonation of Keanu Reeves in the role of Ted."
"His best role ever in my opinion." Jamie snickered. Lance nodded in agreement.
"Okay you two, let's do this." McGee ended the conversation.
"Gambit too young to fry..." Remy moaned as he entered the bus. "Dis had better be worth it, Alvers."
"Relax, you big Cajun baby. Nothing will happen." Lance grinned.
"I heard Ray got set on fire." Jamie whispered. Lance raised an eyebrow.
"John?" He whispered back.
"No, pyrotechnics too powerful."
"Okay, action!" McGee called.
Three of the Space Chickens were jammed under a tanker. Lance Alvers of the Superstars (Gambit in a Lance disguise), had jumped into a nearby school bus, hoping to ram the tanker, making it explode and finishing the chickens off. Lance turned the ignition, and gunned the gas pedal.
"Say hi to Colonel Sanders for me!" Lance called out (It's actually pre- recorded) with a roar as he drove the bus. He put a rock on the pedal, and leapt out of the bus as it rammed the tanker. The tanker truck exploded, roasting the screaming space chickens.
"CUT!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!" McGee called. Remy walked off the set with a smirk.
"When Remy hot, Remy hot." Gambit grinned as he threw off the Lance wig and walked off.
"Uh, Remy..." Jamie pointed. "You're on fire, man." Jamie noted that Gambit's coat was on fire. Remy turned around, not noticing.
"Of course." Remy shrugged. He walked away further, then turned around quickly. "WHAT?!"
"He's on fire!" A bunch of assistants swarmed the Cajun mutant, knocking him down and stomping him repeatedly in an attempt to put out the flames.
"OW!! OW!! HEY!!! WATCH DE FACE!!! HEY OW!!! WATCH IT OW!!! OW OW OW OW OW!!!"
"Hoo boy." Lance shook his head in disbelief.
"I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this movie." Jamie groaned. "I have a feeling Remy, Scotty, Ray, and Peter are going to end up leaving this movie on stretchers."
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"Aw man..." Zanya held her head. Virus had found Zanya laid out on a chair. He was helping her out of the set. "No way a plant could slip out off that balcony unaided! I bet it was one of those X-Hussies, out to get their claws on my man!" Zanya started growling. "I will get those good-for- nothing wenches."
"You think I had fun?" Virus groaned. "I tell you, Lady Luck smiles on Starchild."
"What?" Zanya said.
"Oh, I made a deal with the X-Man called Cyclops. He's the nerd with the visor. A real wuss in my opinion. Anyway, I made a deal with him. He'd take out Tolensky for me, and I'd take out Starchild...for...him..." Virus ranted, until he realized what he was ranting. He turned and saw that Zanya was mad. Really mad. "Uh oh."
"I'd run if I were you." Zanya growled, clenching her fists.
"Yipe!" Virus ran off. "Help me!" Virus was being pursued by an incensed Zanya, fists in the air. "I forgot! I forgot! I FORGOT, YOU BLOODY MAD WOMAN!!!"
"I AM GOING TO SMACK YOU INTO NEXT YEAR FOR THIS, VIRUS!!! YOU HAD BETTER HOPE NOT ONE INCH OF MY BELOVED STARCHILD IS HURT!!!!" Zanya hollered.
"This is all your fault, Tolensky! I'll break you for this!" Virus growled. "I'll break every bone in your slimy frog body, starting with your back. I'll make sure you'll never be able to lay your filthy hands all over my beloved mermaid. As God is my witness, I will RIP YOUR WOMAN-STEALING HEART OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE AMPHIBIAN BODY!!!!!"
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"Okay, now in this scene, The Misfits meet up with the Superstars for the first time." McGee explained. The entire Misfit team was there.
"Craig thinks your new costume's nice." Paul whispered to Wanda. He knew this because of his telepathic link with his brother. Craig's face turned red.
"Paul, shut up!" He snarled. Paul only responded with his trademark million- dollar grin. Lockheed flew into the scene, and landed on Paul's shoulder.
"Hey dude." Paul stroked Lockheed's chin.
"LANCE!!!!" Peter stomped onto the set. "I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK!!! YOU SET ME UP!!! I NEARLY GOT CHOKED TO DEATH BY KITTY THANKS TO YOU!!!"
"Not my fault you hate dragons." Lance snickered.
"Huh?" Paul wondered. Lockheed glared at Peter. The little dragon flew up to Colossus and bit him. Evidently it was not happy with Peter trying to flush him.
"OW!!!" Colossus angrily grabbed the dragon. "If you do that again, I'm going to..."
"KITTY, PETER'S TRYING TO ABUSE LOCKHEED!!!!" The Misfits called, taking the opportunity. Peter's eyes widened.
"MAMA!!!!!!" Lockheed screamed.
"Oh shoot!" Peter ran outside at top speed. A few seconds later, the sound of screams and a jackhammer on metal was heard. "OWWWWWW!!!!! KITTY!!!!! I WAS FRAMED!!!! I WAS SET UP!!!!! OW!!!! NO NO NO NOT THAT OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
"Oh brother." McGee groaned. "I think we're all in big trouble."
"You think?" Althea sighed.
Man, the hilarity never ends! Will Peter be able to survive an angry Kitty? Will the movie be made? What will Virus and Zanya do for revenge? Find out in the next chapter!
To Red Witch: Hope you had fun on your vacation!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, Scott's been on the receiving end of a lot of slaps on the face from fate. Ah well, what can you do? (Scott: Killing off Avalanche and Starchild would be nice. At least in the normal comics, Starchild doesn't exist!)
TO JCKIDSMART: I UPDATED!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?! ^_^ Just kidding. Do you have any suggestions for my story? I'd like to hear them.
To Wizard1: Yeah, Pietro tends to have a tough time with keeping his big mouth shut (Wanda: Preach on, L17! You have no idea). I thought the costumes Wanda and Pietro wore in the comics were much better than their Evo outfits. I hope you do find a way to fit the Starr Brothers into "The Mutant Massacre". I wish I could submit the Starr Brothers to Marvel.
Chapter 8: Disaster on the set!
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"Okay, Remy..." McGee patted Remy's shoulder. "In this scene, Lance Alvers is on an out-of-control bus, and he has to get the heck off it before hits that tanker truck and the space chickens on it."
"Why do Gambit have dis feeling dat he gonna get blown up?" Remy groaned as he entered the bus. McGee happily sat on his seat, Lance with him. Jamie was with them as well, yelling into his office/cell phone.
"Hey, not my fault!" Jamie roared. "Don't blame me for the fact that the rubber chicken acted better than you, Keanu! Don't start! Look, a drunken Courtney Love could act better than you! You did the Matrix flicks, you're set for life! What're you worried about?! Sheesh. Goodbye, dude." Jamie sighed as he closed his phone. "Man, I think we need one more Bill and Ted flick."
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures! I loved that cartoon when I was a kid!" Lance smiled. "Ahhh, memories. I loved the movies, too. I used to do a fantastic impersonation of Keanu Reeves in the role of Ted."
"His best role ever in my opinion." Jamie snickered. Lance nodded in agreement.
"Okay you two, let's do this." McGee ended the conversation.
"Gambit too young to fry..." Remy moaned as he entered the bus. "Dis had better be worth it, Alvers."
"Relax, you big Cajun baby. Nothing will happen." Lance grinned.
"I heard Ray got set on fire." Jamie whispered. Lance raised an eyebrow.
"John?" He whispered back.
"No, pyrotechnics too powerful."
"Okay, action!" McGee called.
Three of the Space Chickens were jammed under a tanker. Lance Alvers of the Superstars (Gambit in a Lance disguise), had jumped into a nearby school bus, hoping to ram the tanker, making it explode and finishing the chickens off. Lance turned the ignition, and gunned the gas pedal.
"Say hi to Colonel Sanders for me!" Lance called out (It's actually pre- recorded) with a roar as he drove the bus. He put a rock on the pedal, and leapt out of the bus as it rammed the tanker. The tanker truck exploded, roasting the screaming space chickens.
"CUT!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!" McGee called. Remy walked off the set with a smirk.
"When Remy hot, Remy hot." Gambit grinned as he threw off the Lance wig and walked off.
"Uh, Remy..." Jamie pointed. "You're on fire, man." Jamie noted that Gambit's coat was on fire. Remy turned around, not noticing.
"Of course." Remy shrugged. He walked away further, then turned around quickly. "WHAT?!"
"He's on fire!" A bunch of assistants swarmed the Cajun mutant, knocking him down and stomping him repeatedly in an attempt to put out the flames.
"OW!! OW!! HEY!!! WATCH DE FACE!!! HEY OW!!! WATCH IT OW!!! OW OW OW OW OW!!!"
"Hoo boy." Lance shook his head in disbelief.
"I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this movie." Jamie groaned. "I have a feeling Remy, Scotty, Ray, and Peter are going to end up leaving this movie on stretchers."
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"Aw man..." Zanya held her head. Virus had found Zanya laid out on a chair. He was helping her out of the set. "No way a plant could slip out off that balcony unaided! I bet it was one of those X-Hussies, out to get their claws on my man!" Zanya started growling. "I will get those good-for- nothing wenches."
"You think I had fun?" Virus groaned. "I tell you, Lady Luck smiles on Starchild."
"What?" Zanya said.
"Oh, I made a deal with the X-Man called Cyclops. He's the nerd with the visor. A real wuss in my opinion. Anyway, I made a deal with him. He'd take out Tolensky for me, and I'd take out Starchild...for...him..." Virus ranted, until he realized what he was ranting. He turned and saw that Zanya was mad. Really mad. "Uh oh."
"I'd run if I were you." Zanya growled, clenching her fists.
"Yipe!" Virus ran off. "Help me!" Virus was being pursued by an incensed Zanya, fists in the air. "I forgot! I forgot! I FORGOT, YOU BLOODY MAD WOMAN!!!"
"I AM GOING TO SMACK YOU INTO NEXT YEAR FOR THIS, VIRUS!!! YOU HAD BETTER HOPE NOT ONE INCH OF MY BELOVED STARCHILD IS HURT!!!!" Zanya hollered.
"This is all your fault, Tolensky! I'll break you for this!" Virus growled. "I'll break every bone in your slimy frog body, starting with your back. I'll make sure you'll never be able to lay your filthy hands all over my beloved mermaid. As God is my witness, I will RIP YOUR WOMAN-STEALING HEART OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE AMPHIBIAN BODY!!!!!"
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"Okay, now in this scene, The Misfits meet up with the Superstars for the first time." McGee explained. The entire Misfit team was there.
"Craig thinks your new costume's nice." Paul whispered to Wanda. He knew this because of his telepathic link with his brother. Craig's face turned red.
"Paul, shut up!" He snarled. Paul only responded with his trademark million- dollar grin. Lockheed flew into the scene, and landed on Paul's shoulder.
"Hey dude." Paul stroked Lockheed's chin.
"LANCE!!!!" Peter stomped onto the set. "I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK!!! YOU SET ME UP!!! I NEARLY GOT CHOKED TO DEATH BY KITTY THANKS TO YOU!!!"
"Not my fault you hate dragons." Lance snickered.
"Huh?" Paul wondered. Lockheed glared at Peter. The little dragon flew up to Colossus and bit him. Evidently it was not happy with Peter trying to flush him.
"OW!!!" Colossus angrily grabbed the dragon. "If you do that again, I'm going to..."
"KITTY, PETER'S TRYING TO ABUSE LOCKHEED!!!!" The Misfits called, taking the opportunity. Peter's eyes widened.
"MAMA!!!!!!" Lockheed screamed.
"Oh shoot!" Peter ran outside at top speed. A few seconds later, the sound of screams and a jackhammer on metal was heard. "OWWWWWW!!!!! KITTY!!!!! I WAS FRAMED!!!! I WAS SET UP!!!!! OW!!!! NO NO NO NOT THAT OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
"Oh brother." McGee groaned. "I think we're all in big trouble."
"You think?" Althea sighed.
Man, the hilarity never ends! Will Peter be able to survive an angry Kitty? Will the movie be made? What will Virus and Zanya do for revenge? Find out in the next chapter!