"I hope we meet again in the future, Obito-san," Haku says with a smile.
"Yeah," Obito agrees. "You too."
"Can you two get any more sappy?" Zabuza sneers.
"What, are you jealous?" Obito asks, turning towards the man, whose expression turns thunderous.
"I'd rather swallow my own tongue than ever see your jacked-up face again."
"Kinky."
" Fuck off. "
Haku laughs, hand covering his mouth. "I suppose Zabuza-san is right. We really should get going."
Obito feels a twist of sorrow, but plasters on a smile nonetheless. "Fine, fine. I'll let you go for now. But don't worry, I'll come and visit with my magic portal powers!"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean."
"Oh, look at the time!" Obito gasps, looking at his blank wrist. "I really must be going. See you both soon, yes?"
" You assho—" is the last thing he hears before speeding off towards the sunset.
Or… where the sunset would've been, had it nod been midday.
Not that it really matters. The dramatic effect is what he's really going for, after all.
A/N:
i hate the writing of this chapter with every fiber of my being
also, it's super short bc i originally had two parts but decided to throw the second part into the next chapter bc they didnt fit together
Thanks for reading though ;,D