Chapter 2: Getting Ready
I don't own shit, man!!!!! Warning: Shonen-Ai
Sasha and Reuraunn were getting the mansion ready for the party. Many were also getting ready.
At Kaiba's mansion:
Chaos and Seto was passionately kissing until they realized the time.
Chaos: Oh fuck! We're going to be late for the party.
Seto: Damn!!!
Chaos and Seto went in the limo and traveled to Sasha and Reuraunn's mansion. All of a sudden, they heard the rrrrrrr of a limo. Reuraunn automatically knew it was Seto and Chaos. She head for the door as the doorbell rang.
Reuraunn:*opening door* Hey Chaos, Seto.
Chaos, Seto: Hi Reuraunn! Damn!!!
The couple did the anime fall because of seeing how big the place is.
Sasha: Wat up you two!
Chaos, Seto: Hi!!!
Seto: How did you get all of the decorations up?
Reuraunn: Our mom and dad helped us.
The girl heard the doorbell ring only to open the door and see Yami and Kurama holding bags of liquor, snacks, food,etc.
Reuraunn: Hello suga!(i get that from Rogue in X-men)
Kurama: What's really good, girl?
Reuraunn: I'm cool.
Yami: Where is Sasha?
Reuraunn: Talking to Seto and Chaos.
The two boys set up the foods and liquor and sat down.
Seto: What time is it?
Sasha: Mmm...6:00p.m.
Just then two more couples came. It was Akira and Marik and Jade and Jin.
Sasha: Wat's up ya'll?!
Akira, Marik, Jade and Jin: We cool and you?
Sasha: I'm hot!! I'm hot!!*going kuku and fanning herself*
All: Hahaha!!!!
Akira: You hot on crack woman?
Sasha: Hell no! I'm hot because my lover's here and I can't wait to dance with him.
Akira: Dance? There's a dance room up in this joint?
Sasha: Hell Yeah!! We gonna be dancing "freaky"!!!!!
Jade: Oh yeah! Ooh God I'm gonna go craze' (pronounced crazy)!!
Reuraunn, Chaos: Oh we know you are!
Sasha: Not just her, I'm gonna be goin' kuku to the highest limit, myself! Oh yeah!
Yami: And with who, girl?
Sasha: YOU!!...Damnit!!!
Yami: O.o
Sasha: Yeah you betta' be scared cause' I'm gonna make that dingaling of yours hurt man!
All: WHOA!!!
Sasha: Ay! Not like dat now!
Akira: Oh good God you're kuku Sasha. Are you high or something.????
Sasha: No girl. I'm just too damn excited to dance.
Akira: Yeah, and make poor Yami and Kurama's groin hurt.
Sasha: Ohhh yeah!!!
Reuraunn: *about to knock out Sasha* What do she mean by you're gonna make Kurama's groin hurt.
Sasha: I'm going to dance with him so hard that his groin will be crying out "Dear God help my dingaling"!!! And Yami will be saying "Oh my Lord! I can't even use the fucking bathroom because of her ass!"
All:WHOA!!!
Yami, Kurama: Keep that on the low chick! You ain't making our groins hurt like last time now.
Sasha: That happened because ya'll were pushing in too hard...
All:WHOA!!!!
Sasha: Not like that damnit!
Jade, Chaos, Seto and Jin: Watch your mouth!!!
Sasha: Don't you come telling me to watch my mouth. I say whatever the hell I want!!!
Just then three more couples came in. It was Himeko and Hiei, Nakuru and Inyuasha, and Erica and Miroku.
Sasha: Wat up!!!
Himeko, Inyuasha,Miroku,Hiei, Nakuru and Erica: We fine!!
Sasha: Good!!Now we have to wait for a few more people to come... Just then Lil' Kai and Kuronue came in and joined the big group.
Lil' Kai: What's really good?
All: We fine.
Chaos: We were just talking about dancing with the boys.
Lil'Kai: What type of dancing?
All girls: Freaky!!!!
Sasha: We feelin' a feelin' a freaky!!!!
Akira: What the hell was that for?
Sasha: I'm feelin a feelin a freaky!!
Akira: Sasha, if you don't stop saying that shit, I'm going to come over there and hang your intestines on a clothesline.
Sasha: O.o
A few more couples came. It was Zoutou and Kouga and Night Fire and Joey.
Joey: Ay Sasha! Long time no see, chick.
Sasha: Same to you and stop calling me a chick. I ain't no chick born of the chicken stock exchange like the Empire State Building being the tallest building in the world besides the Great Wall of China being voted on and papers flying around my ass because I made a score of 200% and looking like a chicken doing the chicken dance, homey!!! Got it bub?
Joey: Yes and damn! Oh hi lazzy!!
Akira: Shut the fuck up , blondee!
Sasha : Okay!
Another couple came and it was Tially and Hiei's twin brother, Tarel. (i could not think of a name for Hiei's twin brother.
Night Fire: Hey you two!
Tarel and Tially: Hi.
Sasha: Okay there's still more room for 6 people.....I'll check my list....
Okay people, I need six more people which is three more couples for this story. A question to all people of the party: Do you want a lemon/lime scene with your soulmate?
All:*Gasp*
Yes, soulmate. I need some more people and an answer to that question for all in "The Jump Off". Stay tuned for chapter 3: Start The Party, Damnit! I'm out!!!