Chapter 3:Start the Party, Damnit!
Get the hell away from me with that shit. I don't own. Never did and never will.
Sasha: Since the people didn't show up, I guess we have to start this party without them.
Akira: You're too goddamn rude. We should wait for them.
Sasha: It's my damn party and we start when I want to start.
Akira:*stays quiet*
Reuraunn: Ay!Ay!!Ay!!!! Watch that Sasha. I came up with the damn idea woman.
Sasha:*Stays quiet*
Lil' Kai: Aight, when are we going to start dancing? My ass is kicking to dance with someone.
Sasha: Whoo!!! Yo' ass is kickin'! *gets Plug In refresher*
All:*does the anime fall*
Sasha: You gots to be prepared.
Lil' Kai: Stupid bitch! I didn't mean where my ass is kickin' to a point you need a Plug In refresher. My ass smells just fine. If you want to, go ahead and smell it.
Kurama: Thank you but I don't need to be smelling someone's ass where shit comes from.
Sasha: Thank you Kurama!*starts making out with Kurama but gets bitch-slapped by Reuraunn*
Reuraunn: Thank you very much I'll be taking your place.
Sasha: What the hell was that for?
Reuraunn: You got your man to make out with. Why don't you make out with Yami?
Sasha: Not yet.
Reuraunn: Why?
Sasha: Because.....
Reuraunn: Because what?
Sasha: because....
Reuaraunn: because what woman?
Sasha: because.........well... I don't know!
All:*does 2nd anime fall*
Reuraunn: Obviously, he wasn't enjoying your lips.
Kurama: On the contrary, I was.
Reuraunn, Sasha: WHAT?!
Kurama: I'm dead ass serious! I was. Sorry Reuraunn ,but our relationship may become a three way.
Reuraunn: Hell no! *punches Kurama but misses*
Kurama:*takes Sasha's hand and takes her to a room*
Sasha:*sticks tongue out at Reuraunn*Ha Ha!!!!!
Reuraunn: I'm going to get you so bad that you'll be wanting Yami back. Come on, Yami. We'll show them right?
Yami: Yeah!!
The rest of the group:*hears banging noises and loud moaning* *does the anime sweatdrop*
Excuse me but the pairings for this chapter is Sasha/ Kurama and Reuraunn/Yami. In all other chapters the pairings are reversed. Sasha/ Yami and Reuraunn/ Kurama
After 1/2 hour of hearing nothing but banging and moaning the two couples came and everyone else does the anime fall the third time.(Wow! Three anime falls in one chapter. Good Lord!)
Akira: You couldn't keep it quiet in the rooms? I was about to go in there and pull ya'll out.
Sasha: What? Naked!?
Akira: Ya'll couples were naked?
Sasha: Why else would we be naked? The only reason why a couple would be naked is if they're about to have some serious boom-banging sex!! See in regular sex you can have your clothes on, just expose the that part but when you in for some boom-banging sex you gotsta have no and I mean absolutely no clothes on for that.
Akira: So you mean to say that both of ya'll couples were naked..
Sasha, Kurama, Reuraunn and Yami: Exactly!!!!!!!!!
Akira: I'd rather hurl.
Sasha: Oh okay. There's bathroom in the...*get cuts off by Akira*
Akira: You dumbass! I don't mean now.
Sasha:*stays quiet*
Akira: Oh and your hair is messed up from...
Sasha: I know! I know!!
Lil' Kai: As we were all talking about as we were rudely disrupted by you all, we were talking about my ass.
All except Lil'Kai: We don't want to hear about your ass.
Kuronue: Yes it's sure a hell lot big but noone but I sniffs it.
Yami, Seto, Kurama, Hiei: Eww!! You sniff shit?
Kuronue: No! I kiss her ass!
Hiei: Have mercy on your soul dear child!
Kuronue: Are you a reverend or something?
Hiei: In fact I am a reverend. *starts singing* Praise the Lord!
Chorus out of nowhere: Halluluya!
Organ starts playing fast church.
Hiei: *starts to dance to church music* Come on sing it with me! Praise the Lord!!!
Chorus: Halluluya!!
Hiei: Praise the Lord!!
Chorus: Halluluya!!
Hiei: Praise the Lord!
Chorus: Halluluya!!
Hiei: Come on praise the Lord!!!!
Chorus: Halluluya!!
Hiei: Praise him, praise him, praise him, praise him *Hiei and chorus* PRAISE HIM!!!!!! (I own the praise him song)
Hiei: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh*holds note*
Himeko: Well I didn't know my mate was a reverend.
Hiei:*snaps back into reality* I'm not no reverend mortal.
Bakura:*comes out of nowhere* That's my signature word mortal. *gets bitch-slapped by Sasha*
Sasha: What the hell are you doing here? You don't have a partner so you can't come to this party.
Bakura: Fuck you!!! Shit!!! I'll be back mortal.
Sasha: Yeah! When the Great Wall of China fucks your ass out till a point that you're walking numb.
Akira: Okay. We haven't even started this party and Sasha and Kurama and Reuraunn and Yami are already fucking with eachother....
Sasha: Watch your ass girl!
Akira: Shut the fuck up!! Anyway, Lil' Kai can only think about people smelling her precious round ass as she recalls it and Hiei is acting like a reverend of the 50th century!What can get this any worst?*hears noises from the room again*Where's Sasha and Kurama?*hears moaning*Oh good God! They're at it again!......
There, third chapter done!! Review please!!