May 15, 2003
Dear Journal,
This is me, Double D. Something is really bothering me here, and I need to tell you about it. It's not all the weaknesses that I have from not being able to stick up for myself; it's not Ed's ignorance; it's not even Jonny's preposterous attachment to Plank. It's Eddy.
I can no longer stand his absurd and egocentric behavior. It's bothered me for a long, long time, but it's now peaked and I have had enough. The thing of his that really ticked me off was when he tricked Ed into stealing Sarah's money to buy jawbreakers instead of the fudge that she and Jimmy wanted. How in Heaven's name can he do that and think it's okay?!
Also that same day, he used Ed and me as volunteers for wedgies to pay Sarah back. At that point, I seriously questioned his ability to not think irrationally. When he tried to use us for another scam after he used us for piñatas, it was our turn to use him for wedgies and a blow to the jaw into a tree limb for a penny a turn. It's really beyond me that he didn't realize that he sorely deserved that.
Another time was when there were free jawbreakers at the candy store with only 10 minutes to spare. He was in such a rush to get there. So he said to himself, "Let's get to the store and never mind cleaning up the mess on Ed's lawn, running into and swallowing Kevin's bike, Double D being mauled by the Kankers, Jimmy's garden-in-the-sky falling for a shortcut, Double D getting a stitch and being stampeded by Rolf's chickens. Those aren't as important as jawbreakers."
What on Earth is his problem? Something tells me that with this behavior of his, he should be a tough hockey player for the New Jersey Devils. Not that I have anything against that team, but they're a strong team, and they have many players that can hit very hard, and give him a lesson about life. There have been other things of his that bothered me, but none more than what I mentioned.
There are sometimes such as now that I think I shouldn't be his friend anymore. Now he's having a condescending attitude toward me and I don't appreciate it the least bit.
Thanks for listening to me. If he has another attitude like this toward me or if he tries to do a bad thing to me, I'll let you know.
Sincerely,
Edd, AKA: Double D
Dear Journal,
This is me, Double D. Something is really bothering me here, and I need to tell you about it. It's not all the weaknesses that I have from not being able to stick up for myself; it's not Ed's ignorance; it's not even Jonny's preposterous attachment to Plank. It's Eddy.
I can no longer stand his absurd and egocentric behavior. It's bothered me for a long, long time, but it's now peaked and I have had enough. The thing of his that really ticked me off was when he tricked Ed into stealing Sarah's money to buy jawbreakers instead of the fudge that she and Jimmy wanted. How in Heaven's name can he do that and think it's okay?!
Also that same day, he used Ed and me as volunteers for wedgies to pay Sarah back. At that point, I seriously questioned his ability to not think irrationally. When he tried to use us for another scam after he used us for piñatas, it was our turn to use him for wedgies and a blow to the jaw into a tree limb for a penny a turn. It's really beyond me that he didn't realize that he sorely deserved that.
Another time was when there were free jawbreakers at the candy store with only 10 minutes to spare. He was in such a rush to get there. So he said to himself, "Let's get to the store and never mind cleaning up the mess on Ed's lawn, running into and swallowing Kevin's bike, Double D being mauled by the Kankers, Jimmy's garden-in-the-sky falling for a shortcut, Double D getting a stitch and being stampeded by Rolf's chickens. Those aren't as important as jawbreakers."
What on Earth is his problem? Something tells me that with this behavior of his, he should be a tough hockey player for the New Jersey Devils. Not that I have anything against that team, but they're a strong team, and they have many players that can hit very hard, and give him a lesson about life. There have been other things of his that bothered me, but none more than what I mentioned.
There are sometimes such as now that I think I shouldn't be his friend anymore. Now he's having a condescending attitude toward me and I don't appreciate it the least bit.
Thanks for listening to me. If he has another attitude like this toward me or if he tries to do a bad thing to me, I'll let you know.
Sincerely,
Edd, AKA: Double D