Title: Downloaded: Chapter Four
Author: Stormhawk**
Rating: PG
Notes: Not that we are crossing the line into parody or self insertion (that fic is coming soon) but the posts and people of the message board are based on the random personalities of the people on the real ATS message board but they have had their names tweaked.
**BIG thanks to Zane (aka TheRedPony) for helping me to write some of these threads and to Roki who wrote the original anagram thread.
Yes, the spelling mistakes are supposed to be in the threads and posts.
The real message board can be found at Stormhawk.hyperboards2.com feel free to join. Our homepage is , knife and everything
Three Skitz Jade Angel- but ur a blond
L'Tory- *runs after Jade with a knife* oops, did I just write that? Mwhahahahahahaha!
Thunder Eagle- anyway…ignore the carols on this board, HI!
Underlord D Fonce- yeah, greetings
Rocki- what did I miss?
L'Tory- where were you?
Rocki- you hid my uni-cable, I couldn't turn my computer on
Alloy Sin- LOL
Skitz_zoid- I think I'm gonna have fun here
Alloy Sin- just don't let her near any sharp implements, she's got a twin fetish
Skitz_zoid- no I don't, Jonas needs to explore their characters more
Blue Equine- methinks you want to explore the twins a little more
Thunder Eagle- what have I told you about scaring the new board members?
Blue Equine- sorry
Thunder Eagle- that's ok *hug*, don't look at me like that Brown, he's all urs
Underlord D Fonce- if we're all online, why don't we chat instead of post?
Thunder Eagle- told you, you were a genius, none of us thought of that
***
"Everyone's online," Tavis said.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Nevin said as he clicked over to the chat.
"Can I join up?" Stef asked.
"Hell yeah," Grady said, "We need to get you a w-mail account first."
"Ok."
Grady clicked over to the Geo-search page. "What was your alias?" he asked as he clicked the email icon.
"Unseen spider, but with an underscore and a y in spider."
"Like we spell our Spyder."
"Yeah, my old addy was unseen_spyder@yahoo.com."
"Now it's unseen_spyder@geo-search.web."
Clicking the signup she registered with that email, and the user name of the same.
***
Chat: 24 September 2063, 1.14am
The very disturbed fairy (joins)
The very disturbed fairy- what we talking about?
Blue Equine- nothing, this chat is dead
The very disturbed fairy- what's ur first name?
Blue Equine- why should I tell u?
The very disturbed fairy- I'm not a stalker, just tell me or I'm going random on the threads
Thunder Eagle- you do that fairy
L'Tory- my name's…I'll tell
The very disturbed fairy- then tell already
L'Tory- ask nicely
Blue Equine- tell L'T or I'm joining fairy back on the board
L'Tory- it's Kristen
Blue Equine- you ain't going stalker are you?
Three Skitz Jade Angels- don't quote JTK
Blue Equine- why not?
Alloy Sin- my name's…umm…I forget
A Grade Above- mine's Grady
Vienn- myn's Nevin, just rearrange Vienn
Unseen_Spyder- that's lame Nev
Blue Equine- hey Unseen, where'd you come from?
Unseen_Spyder- I'm new
Blue Equine- ASL & real name
Unseen_Spyder- 23, F, (usually) the Matrix, Stef
***
"What are you doing Stef?" Grady asked.
"I'm not ashamed of who I am. What are the odds of Jonas finding this board?"
***
Thunder Eagle- great sense of humor, I think you'll fit in well around here
Unseen_Spyder- I wasn't joking
Blue Equine- one delusional per board, and I already have that job. Who's next?
Three Skitz Jade Angel- ME! (Hey Unseen) My name's Kyleen
Blue Equine- I miss agent Brown
Underlord D Fonce- where'd he go?
Blue Equine- I don't know
Rocki- I kidnapped him! I will return him for a crate of cookies…and one muffin
Blue Equine- *requires stuff to appear next to the kidnapper* now give me back my agent!
Rocki- *shifts brown back 2 his master* *shakes head, bites cookie*
Blue Equine- haha! Those are poison
Rocki- ahhhhh! *falls unconscious*
L'Tory- *pokes bro with a stick* YAY! He's finally dead!!!!
Three Skitz Jade Angels- YAY! *dances on Rocki's grave*
Rocki- I'm not dead, just sick
Matrixnuts- *shoots rocki* now stay dead!
Blue Equine- *plays with Brown's buttons*
Unseen_Spyder- how can u like Brown? That's sick
Blue Equine- then you have no taste *hugs brown*
Unseen_Spyder- but he's the world's biggest jerk
Skitz_zoid- and you know him personally?
Unseen_Spyder- sure I do
Thunder Eagle- moving right along, and away from the delusional…try to guess my name…
Blue Equine- *ties various agents to poles*
L'Tory- stop that!
Underlord D Fonce – I know ur name Thunder
Thunder Eagle- keep it down Fonce, I know ur name too
Blue Equine- hey 'Stef' is Brown really that mean?
Unseen_Spyder- he's just a jerk with the emotional maturity of a cardboard box
Blue Equine- emotions aren't important, getting him out of his suit is
Unseen_Spyder- *runs away to puke*
Three Skitz Jade Angels- I'm with her, can we talk about something besides horsy-boy and his brown obsession
Blue Equine- I'm obsessed and I'm proud of it
A Grade Above- every1 seen Frames of Reference?
Rocki- I'm almost finished it, don't tell me how it ends
L'Tory- I've seen it, so has Jade
Rocki- you should have let me watch it with you, but now I have to post and watch at the same time
Vienn- where you up to?
Rocki- Stef is asking Crete for a favor
Unseen_Spyder- Jonas is an uber-jerk
Underlord D Fonce- how did Jonas get into this convo?
Unseen_Spyder- 'crete' is Jonas
Thunder Eagle- wouldn't that kind of be like the ultimate Gary-Stu?
Underlord D Fonce- I still want to change it to Jonnie-Lou
Thunder Eagle- can't always have what you want Fonce
Underlord D Fonce- I know, shame though
Blue Equine- hey 'Stef' how long since the Exodus crew got plugged in?
L'Tory- Stop encouraging her, we have enough problems with your delusions
Unseen_Spyder- about a week and a half
Blue Equine- ok
Rocki- *leaves to watch it in peace* IBB when it finishes
***
Stef left the board to surf around on FFW but the trio plus Gadget stayed on the board looking at various threads.