The Reunion Part Three
"Bart, I'm sorry for strangling you like that, it's all that fat mother fucker's fault." Riley said, standing up and walking towards Cartman. "Nigga, get the fuck up since you wanna run everything and scheme everyone like u bad. What's good?" He said as he grabbed Eric's hair and started molly whooping him on the couch.
"OH, OH SHIT, OH!" Ayesha shouted.
The security guards pull them away from each other.
"YEAH WHAT'S UP NIGGA? MANIPULATE THAT YOU FAT BASTERD." He shouted.
"You see what I'm saying? He's crazy."
"YEAH I AM CRAZY, I'M A CRAZY HOOD THUG NIGGA AND I'M PROUD OF it." Riley shouted.
"Ok guys, let's all settle down right now. Let's talk about the sizzurp situation. The whole house got a little tipsy after Riley and Rallo made a purple drank called lean or sizzurp. Let's watch this funny clip."
[clip is shown on the monitor]
They are in the kitchen mixing sprite and jolly ranchers with cough syrup in a pitcher. Bart and Eddy just walked in the kitchen.
"What is that?" Bart asked.
"Sizzurp." Rallo answered.
"Huh?" Bart and Eddy asked.
"The purple drank we're trying out." Riley replied.
"Is it good?" Eddy asked again.
"We're about to try it, you ready, rile?"
They both took a sip from a white styrofoam cup.
"Wow, that is really good." Said Riley.
"Can I try it?" Bart asked.
"I want some." Eddy said in excitement.
Eddy and Bart took a sip of lean from a styrofoam cup.
"Whoa." They both said.
"Damn, it does taste good." Said Eddy.
Rallo started to feel weird, he looked at his hands and they looked weird and a different color. He looked around the kitchen and everything looked different to him, he's hallucinating.
"Hey Ral, are you ok? You look
taller...and...blue." Riley said, feeling drunk.
"Am I?" He asked, looking at himself. "Whoa, why do you have so many eyes?" He asked again in a hallucinated state.
"What do you mean? How many eyes I got?" Riley asked.
"Uhhh, ten, eleventeen? I can't count." He said.
"What the hell is happening to us?" Bart asked, feeling dizzy.
"Man, seeing all the weird stuff is making me sick. Jesus, is it hot in here?" Eddy asked, taking off his shirt and sweating.
Cartman and Stewie walked in the kitchen and see Bart, Eddy, Riley and Rallo acting weird.
"Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you guys?" Stewie asked.
"Dude, you gotta try this purple drank, it taste...awesome." Bart said, feeling stoned.
Stewie and Cartman looked at the purple drank in the pitcher on the counter and thought it was purple kool aid.
"Well I'm thirsty anyway." Cartman said, brushing it off and not caring to realize it's not kool aid.
They get a styrofoam cup, pour the purple drank and drunk it.
"Whoa, what kind of drank is that?" Cartman asked, shocked.
"I don't know but I like it." Said Stewie. They continue drinking.
A while later, Huey comes down stairs to order food and was shocked and confused that the kids doing crazy shit, some are in their birthday suits. Bart, Stewie and Rallo are being spinned around on a ceiling fan in the nude. Eddy is bubble bathing and relaxing in the kitchen sink overfilled with water. Riley is covered with feathers from the couch pillows he cut up and playing in it. And Cartman is outside peeing in their swimming pool thinking it's a toilet.
[Huey's interview]
"I try to find out what the hell is wrong with my housemates until I found an empty cough syrup bottle, an empty sprite bottle, and a bag of jolly ranchers next to the purple drank in a pitcher. And I thought to myself, who is responsible for this."
He grabbed two pots and started waking everyone up while hitting the pots together.
"ALRIGHT, GET UP, EVERYONE WAKE UP RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN THIS HOUSE UP." He shouted.
Bart was the first to wake up, he has a headache, but seeing Huey waking everyone up with pots was hilarious to him.
Everyone woke up to figure out what happened.
"Eeww Rallo why are you naked on me? That's gay my nigga." Riley asked in disgust.
"Aye man where the fuck are my clothes?" Rallo asked while covering himself with feathers and looking for his clothes.
"AHH, why am I in a sink? And where are my clothes?" Eddy asked.
"What the hell happen to us?" Stewie asked, putting back on his diaper.
"This is what happened." Huey said, holding an empty cough syrup bottle.
"Who had a cold?" Cartman asked.
"Somebody in this house make a drug related "purple drank" and mixed it with sprite and jolly ranchers. Don't y'all know that drinking that much cough syrup can kill y'all?" Huey asked.
"Wait, I thought it was grape flavored kool aid." Stewie said, confused.
"Does this look like grape flavored kool aid to you, Stewie?" Huey asked.
"Who the hell would drug us?" Bart asked, confused.
Then It finally clicked in Rallo's head. "I made it." He said. Everyone looked at him.
"You BASTERD, you drugged us?" Stewie asked in frustration.
"Rallo, what where you thinking?" Huey asked.
"I didn't drug no body, me and ri... I mean...I made it cause I wanted to taste it." Rallo said, not wanting to snitch on Riley.
"Rallo, there's no way you made this drank by yourself. Someone had to help you, and it's not hard to figure out who." Huey said, glaring at Riley.
"Ok fine, I helped him to, but we didn't drug no body. We didn't know it was a drug, everybody wanted to taste it to." Said Riley.
"Oh no, no no no no, I didn't say I wanted to taste a drug related drank. I can't believe you two drugged all of us. You drug dealing assholes." Cartman said angrily.
"Y'all see what I mean? Rallo wanted to be like these guys so bad. He's such a follower and a huge boondocks rip-off. Like shark tales ripped off finding Nemo." Said Stewie.
Rallo simply had enough of Stewie calling him that, he charged at him and grabbed his neck tightly.
"LISTEN YOU FOOTBALL HEADED FAGGOT MOTHER FUCKER, I AM NOT A BOONDOCKS RIP-OFF. I AM NOT THEM. I AM RALLO MOTHER FUCKIN TUBBS FROM THE CLEVELAND SHOW. DO YOU HEAR ME? AND IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SNAP YOUR FUCKIN NECK WITH MY BARE HANDS." Rallo shouted in furious anger.
Stewie got really scared, Rallo let go of him and ran upstairs to his bedroom.
[the clip ended]
"Wow!" Said the audience.
"Wow!" Kyle said in shock.
"You kids are wild." Ayesha said as she chuckled.
"So...who's idea was it to make that drank?" She asked.
"It was both of ours idea." Said Riley.
"Yup." Rallo replied.
"What did it taste like?"
"Like...cough syrup and sprite." Said Rallo.
"...with jolly ranchers." Riley added.
"Was y'all try to drug everyone in the house? Or was that an accident?"
"Hell naw, what happened was that everyone wanted to try it, and we gave em sum." Riley explained.
"But you didn't tell me it was sizzurp." Said Stewie
"It's because you didn't ask." Rallo added.
"Eric, did you felt like you were drugged by Riley and Rallo?"
"Of course, they didn't tell me it was lean or sizzurp or whatever the fuck they put in that drank." Said Cartman.
"And it sure as hell wasn't grape flavored kool aid." Stewie argued.
"Nigga, does it look like we were making kool aid?" Rallo asked.
"Stewie, shut the fuck up before I fart in yo face again." Said Riley.
"Please don't, you almost killed me with your untreatable gas." Said Stewie.
"They're not drug dealers Eric, Stewie, they made a mistake. You should be happy...matter of fact, all y'all should be happy that y'all didn't overdose or die." Said Huey.
"Yep. Sometimes it's ok to try new things, but sometimes lean is not one of them. Stewie, I was wondering, why do you dislike Rallo so much?" Ayesha asked.
"Well the thing is, they were like a duplicate of us, except they didn't own a talking dog." Stewie explained.
"I had a dog, except he didn't talk and he's not an atheist like your dog is." Said Rallo.
"Y'all had that talking bear character that's not even funny."
"Y'all had plenty of talking animals on your show, Stewie. Dogs, cats, pigeons, squirrels, even talking objects. We didn't have shit like that on our show. Duh fuck?!" Rallo argued.
"Stewie, why did you call him a boondocks rip-off?"
"Because he looks like Huey but sounds like..." he stopped to look at Riley who is sucking his teeth and glaring at him.
"I mean, I just wanna roast him. I like to roast people." He said.
"Stewie, why did you froze? Was you about to tell me that Rallo sound like..."
"Shhhhh, I don't wanna explain this again because Riley will beat the crap out of me or fart on me again." He whispered to Ayesha.
"Stewie, I don't think Riley would beat up a baby."
"I'll beat up this this one if he keeps talking shit." Riley said, glaring at Stewie.
"Ooooh...kay!" Said Ayesha.
"Well at least me and my family didn't treat my big sister like trash like y'all did. At least I didn't let my own therapist died of a heart attack. At least I didn't impregnate myself after using my own dog's DNA. And at least I didn't have attempts to kill my own mama, I love my mama way more than you ever did with your mom. And you think I'm a boondocks rip-off? You're a sick twisted fuck who was born...evil, vile, messed up...and jealous. I want you to think about that before judging me." Rallo reprimanded.
"Whoa!" Huey said in a shallow tone, but he had a shock expression on his face.
"Wow!" Ayesha said.
"Damn, this kid is awesome." Wally whispered. Kyle nodded in agreement.
Stewie and Rallo's family is shocked. "Uh Cleveland, I never told you this, but your stepson is smarter than both my sons." Said Peter Griffin.
"Donna told me that it runs on his father's side of the family." Said Cleveland.
"Umm, Stewie? What do you have to say about that?" Ayesha asked, with a little concern. Stewie didn't look at her, he's looking down tearing up and his lips quivering. "I...I'm sorry, I have to go." He said as he runs off stage and broke down.
I'm soooooo sorry I took long with this chapter, but I'm almost done with this fanfic, I promise.