Chapter 2: Charlie's Moogles Gone BALLISTIC!! AAAHH!!!
DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own Fruits Basket or Final Fantasy VIII. OMG THAT WAS HARD!! I hate writing disclaimers. They make me so mad at the fact I DON'T own these glorious creations.then again, maybe it's a good thing I don't.
~NEXT MORNING~
Selphie: *yawns* Oh, wow, what a wonderful dream! It was in only black-and- white and it was about Squall and he was taking off his clothes and-
Squall: .
Selphie: I mean.heheh.where's Seifer?
Seifer: *is in his sleeping bag curled up in a widdle ball sucking his thumb*
Selphie: Oh, there he is.I wonder who won last night's fight?
Zell: Come on! We're boring the readers here! Let's go out and meet more Soumas! CHEER ALL YE WILD FURUBA MANIACS!!!
Wild Furuba Maniacs: YAAAY!
SeeDs: *go outside but leave Seifer to sleep like a baby*
Kyo: YOU! PEOPLE WITH THE STRANGE CLOTHES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Selphie: Geezus, Mr. Orangehead, you don't have to yell. And we live here now, so THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Kyo: STOP YELLING YOU STUPID OUTSIDER GIRL!!!
Zell: .
Squall: So.I guess you're another one of those Souma people?
Zell: .
Kyo: YEAH! WHAT'D YOU THINK I WAS?!
Zell: .
Squall: Uh.dunno.*looks to selphie* .Where did you get that rabbit, Selphie?
Zell: .
Selphie: I hugged this one kid for no reason whatsoever! And then he turned into a rabbit! For no reason whatsoever! And I'm petting him now! For no reason whatsoever!
Zell: .
Squall: .he turned into a rabbit? o.o
Momiji: Yeah, that's right! I'm Momiji Souma, and I turn into a Rabbit because of the Souma family's Curse! The Curse is that when we are hugged by someone of the opposite stress we turn into animals from the Chinese Zodiac! And I'm the Year of the Rabbit!
Zell: .
Kyo: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL `EM THAT!!
Momiji: Aw, why not? The secret should be spread throughout the world!
Zell: .
Squall: That's.interesting.animals.oh well. Uh.Zell.you're unusually quiet.
Zell: .it's so.beautiful.
Squall: Huh? What is?
Zell: Kyo's.yelling.it's beautiful.AH YES! YELLING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER!!! KYO, YOUR YELLING INSPIRES ME!!!
Kyo: REALLY?! COOL!!! I HAVE NEVER INSPIRED ANYBODY BEFORE WITH MY POINTLESS YELLING!!!
Zell: WELL IT INSPIRES ME!!! YELLING IS TRUE MAGIC!!!
Kyo: YES!!! IT IS INDEED!!! COME NOW, LET US GO AND BECOME A YELLING DUO, PRANCING THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING AT THE TOPS OF OUR LUNGS LIKE MORONS!!!
Zell: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell and Kyo: *go off prancing down the streets screaming at the top of their lungs*
Squall: They seem to be.friends.
Selphie: Aw, you're so cute, Momiji!
Momiji: And you're so cute too, Selphie-chan!
Selphie: *huggles Momiji*
Momiji: *huggles Selphie*
Selphie: I'm hungry. Is there anywhere to eat here?
Momiji: Sure! C'mon, I'll show you around and we can be happy-go-lucky cheery people forever! ^_^
Selphie: Okay! ^_^
Momiji and Selphie: *go prancing off down the road being perky people*
Squall: .and Selphie's made a friend.but as usual, I am the anti-social one.
~MEANWHILE~
Zell: *runs up to Hatori's house and knocks on the door*
Hatori: *opens door* .yes?
Zell: *screams at top of lungs* GNARF!!! *runs off*
Kyo: My turn! *runs up to Rin and Kagura's house and knocks on door*
Rin: *opens door* I didn't drown that boy.Oh hi Kyo.
Kyo: YOINK!!! *runs off*
Zell and Kyo: *hop up and down giggling with excitement from their newfound game* Yay! Yelling spree! XD
Kyo: Let's go yell at the high school!
Zell: Okay! *runs with kyo to the high school*
Kyo: Now then, folks, our Yellow-Belly Yelling Spree is a very prestigious event! You'll have to tune in next time on.uh.The Dincht and Souma Yell- Like-A-Madman Show!
Zell: See you there! *winks and does a toothpaste commercial smile*
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Well, sorry for that being a short chapter, but I wanted to update fast! The next chapter will be longer, I promise! Heehee.Next chapter: The Dincht and Souma Yell-Like-A-Madman Show! There'll be tons of loud excitement for all ages! By Milton Bradley.
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Zell: S'up everybody! I hope you're ready for.
Little Background Ladies: Zell's Afterthought!
Zell: Yay.you got it right this time.Now today I've decided to throw in a little interview with a Souma JUST-FOR-YOU! C'mon in, Special Guest Souma!
Ritsu: Hello boys and girls! It's me, Ritsu Souma! And I'm here to talk you about sexual harassment!
Zell: No you're not! You're here to talk about what it's like to be you!
Ritsu: Oh.okay.Well, the first thing I should have you know is that all you Fruits basket fanatics have analyzed me quite wrongly indeed. When you think of Ritsu, you probably think of that guy who dresses like a girl and apologizes every five seconds! WRONG! That's not the TRUE me!
Zell: Yes it is. We know what you're like, Ritsu.
Ritsu: NO YOU DON'T! *takes out machine gun and chases after Zell shooting him* YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!
Zell: *runs* Ack! Cut! CUT! Charlie, stop filming!
Charlie: The moogles are coming, the moogles are coming.
Zell: CHARLIE!!
Ritsu: DIE YOU CYNICAL MOTHER FU--*to be continued next time*
DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own Fruits Basket or Final Fantasy VIII. OMG THAT WAS HARD!! I hate writing disclaimers. They make me so mad at the fact I DON'T own these glorious creations.then again, maybe it's a good thing I don't.
~NEXT MORNING~
Selphie: *yawns* Oh, wow, what a wonderful dream! It was in only black-and- white and it was about Squall and he was taking off his clothes and-
Squall: .
Selphie: I mean.heheh.where's Seifer?
Seifer: *is in his sleeping bag curled up in a widdle ball sucking his thumb*
Selphie: Oh, there he is.I wonder who won last night's fight?
Zell: Come on! We're boring the readers here! Let's go out and meet more Soumas! CHEER ALL YE WILD FURUBA MANIACS!!!
Wild Furuba Maniacs: YAAAY!
SeeDs: *go outside but leave Seifer to sleep like a baby*
Kyo: YOU! PEOPLE WITH THE STRANGE CLOTHES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Selphie: Geezus, Mr. Orangehead, you don't have to yell. And we live here now, so THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Kyo: STOP YELLING YOU STUPID OUTSIDER GIRL!!!
Zell: .
Squall: So.I guess you're another one of those Souma people?
Zell: .
Kyo: YEAH! WHAT'D YOU THINK I WAS?!
Zell: .
Squall: Uh.dunno.*looks to selphie* .Where did you get that rabbit, Selphie?
Zell: .
Selphie: I hugged this one kid for no reason whatsoever! And then he turned into a rabbit! For no reason whatsoever! And I'm petting him now! For no reason whatsoever!
Zell: .
Squall: .he turned into a rabbit? o.o
Momiji: Yeah, that's right! I'm Momiji Souma, and I turn into a Rabbit because of the Souma family's Curse! The Curse is that when we are hugged by someone of the opposite stress we turn into animals from the Chinese Zodiac! And I'm the Year of the Rabbit!
Zell: .
Kyo: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL `EM THAT!!
Momiji: Aw, why not? The secret should be spread throughout the world!
Zell: .
Squall: That's.interesting.animals.oh well. Uh.Zell.you're unusually quiet.
Zell: .it's so.beautiful.
Squall: Huh? What is?
Zell: Kyo's.yelling.it's beautiful.AH YES! YELLING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER!!! KYO, YOUR YELLING INSPIRES ME!!!
Kyo: REALLY?! COOL!!! I HAVE NEVER INSPIRED ANYBODY BEFORE WITH MY POINTLESS YELLING!!!
Zell: WELL IT INSPIRES ME!!! YELLING IS TRUE MAGIC!!!
Kyo: YES!!! IT IS INDEED!!! COME NOW, LET US GO AND BECOME A YELLING DUO, PRANCING THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING AT THE TOPS OF OUR LUNGS LIKE MORONS!!!
Zell: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell and Kyo: *go off prancing down the streets screaming at the top of their lungs*
Squall: They seem to be.friends.
Selphie: Aw, you're so cute, Momiji!
Momiji: And you're so cute too, Selphie-chan!
Selphie: *huggles Momiji*
Momiji: *huggles Selphie*
Selphie: I'm hungry. Is there anywhere to eat here?
Momiji: Sure! C'mon, I'll show you around and we can be happy-go-lucky cheery people forever! ^_^
Selphie: Okay! ^_^
Momiji and Selphie: *go prancing off down the road being perky people*
Squall: .and Selphie's made a friend.but as usual, I am the anti-social one.
~MEANWHILE~
Zell: *runs up to Hatori's house and knocks on the door*
Hatori: *opens door* .yes?
Zell: *screams at top of lungs* GNARF!!! *runs off*
Kyo: My turn! *runs up to Rin and Kagura's house and knocks on door*
Rin: *opens door* I didn't drown that boy.Oh hi Kyo.
Kyo: YOINK!!! *runs off*
Zell and Kyo: *hop up and down giggling with excitement from their newfound game* Yay! Yelling spree! XD
Kyo: Let's go yell at the high school!
Zell: Okay! *runs with kyo to the high school*
Kyo: Now then, folks, our Yellow-Belly Yelling Spree is a very prestigious event! You'll have to tune in next time on.uh.The Dincht and Souma Yell- Like-A-Madman Show!
Zell: See you there! *winks and does a toothpaste commercial smile*
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Well, sorry for that being a short chapter, but I wanted to update fast! The next chapter will be longer, I promise! Heehee.Next chapter: The Dincht and Souma Yell-Like-A-Madman Show! There'll be tons of loud excitement for all ages! By Milton Bradley.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zell: S'up everybody! I hope you're ready for.
Little Background Ladies: Zell's Afterthought!
Zell: Yay.you got it right this time.Now today I've decided to throw in a little interview with a Souma JUST-FOR-YOU! C'mon in, Special Guest Souma!
Ritsu: Hello boys and girls! It's me, Ritsu Souma! And I'm here to talk you about sexual harassment!
Zell: No you're not! You're here to talk about what it's like to be you!
Ritsu: Oh.okay.Well, the first thing I should have you know is that all you Fruits basket fanatics have analyzed me quite wrongly indeed. When you think of Ritsu, you probably think of that guy who dresses like a girl and apologizes every five seconds! WRONG! That's not the TRUE me!
Zell: Yes it is. We know what you're like, Ritsu.
Ritsu: NO YOU DON'T! *takes out machine gun and chases after Zell shooting him* YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!
Zell: *runs* Ack! Cut! CUT! Charlie, stop filming!
Charlie: The moogles are coming, the moogles are coming.
Zell: CHARLIE!!
Ritsu: DIE YOU CYNICAL MOTHER FU--*to be continued next time*