(*sigh* Sorry about the wait! I know you were all just DYING of
anticipation. (Yeah right. *LOL*) The Dee Dees were, uh, on extended vacay!
Yeah, let's go with that. Anyway, the next chapter WILL be in story form, I
promise! And I WILL try to update more, I'm just the worst procrastinator,
so bear with me.)
~Soooo I guess we ought to tell a bit about ourselves.~
^I agree! Okay, we're both sassy Capricorns, enjoy long walks and martinis, and are both SINGLE! ^_^ *LOL*^
~o_O0 Ummm I was thinking, like, our history or whatever. 'Cause we're not originally from Gotham!~
^Oh, that's right! We're from - get this - ALABAMBA! Ick much?? Don't know WHAT our parents were thinking.^
~They were both pretty weird (which I guess explains everything.well, it explains Deidre, anyway.)~
^Yah. Wait.HEY!^
~*LOL* Anyway, our mom's name was Candy! CANDY! How seventies is that!?~
^And our dad was - ^
~A jerk.~
^Yep, he really was. Got drunk a lot and was always going on about the evil hamsters out to get him. Which makes NO sense - I LOVE HAMSTERS! Have you seen the new show Hamtaro Beyond?!?!?^
~-_-0 Forgive her, she knows not what she says.~
^Sure I do! ^_^ Anyway, we could never figure out why Mom married him.^
~Well, Mom was always as dumb as a brick.~
^Delia! -_-^
~Fine, she was a LITTLE smarter than a brick. But she was still pretty dumb! I mean, only SHE would get herself and dad killed in a freak accident involving frogs and a vat of caramel! (Don't ask.)~
^Yah, I guess so. So when they died, we got shipped off to Gotham with to our only other living relative, our - ^
~DUN DUN DUN!~
^NANA HARLEY! Cue the "Psycho" music! *LOL*^
~We actually got along with her okay at first.~
^Yah, that was because we were doing - ^
~Ohmigawd, DON'T TELL THEM!~
^Aw, c'mon, they won't care! We were 14!^
~Argh, FINE, we were.doing ballet. -_-0~
^Yep, we were her little ballerinas!^
~Then we were granted sanity at age 15 and stopped that nonsense. On the bright side, it made us strong and taught us agility, which became very useful later on!~
^But Nana Harley was pretty mad, and then we started getting into fights at school and stuff.^
~It was always THEIR fault, but of course no one listened to us.~
^Nana Harley started cracking down on our free time, kept us at home.^
~Which sucked. We were in GOTHAM, we had heard the weirdest stories about that city!~
^We needed to get OUT and see for ourselves!^
~And then.~
^One day.^
~It happened.~
^We met a guy who wanted to take us out.^
~Who wanted to show us the underworld of Gotham. We readily agreed.~
^And his name - ^
~Was "J-Man".~
~Soooo I guess we ought to tell a bit about ourselves.~
^I agree! Okay, we're both sassy Capricorns, enjoy long walks and martinis, and are both SINGLE! ^_^ *LOL*^
~o_O0 Ummm I was thinking, like, our history or whatever. 'Cause we're not originally from Gotham!~
^Oh, that's right! We're from - get this - ALABAMBA! Ick much?? Don't know WHAT our parents were thinking.^
~They were both pretty weird (which I guess explains everything.well, it explains Deidre, anyway.)~
^Yah. Wait.HEY!^
~*LOL* Anyway, our mom's name was Candy! CANDY! How seventies is that!?~
^And our dad was - ^
~A jerk.~
^Yep, he really was. Got drunk a lot and was always going on about the evil hamsters out to get him. Which makes NO sense - I LOVE HAMSTERS! Have you seen the new show Hamtaro Beyond?!?!?^
~-_-0 Forgive her, she knows not what she says.~
^Sure I do! ^_^ Anyway, we could never figure out why Mom married him.^
~Well, Mom was always as dumb as a brick.~
^Delia! -_-^
~Fine, she was a LITTLE smarter than a brick. But she was still pretty dumb! I mean, only SHE would get herself and dad killed in a freak accident involving frogs and a vat of caramel! (Don't ask.)~
^Yah, I guess so. So when they died, we got shipped off to Gotham with to our only other living relative, our - ^
~DUN DUN DUN!~
^NANA HARLEY! Cue the "Psycho" music! *LOL*^
~We actually got along with her okay at first.~
^Yah, that was because we were doing - ^
~Ohmigawd, DON'T TELL THEM!~
^Aw, c'mon, they won't care! We were 14!^
~Argh, FINE, we were.doing ballet. -_-0~
^Yep, we were her little ballerinas!^
~Then we were granted sanity at age 15 and stopped that nonsense. On the bright side, it made us strong and taught us agility, which became very useful later on!~
^But Nana Harley was pretty mad, and then we started getting into fights at school and stuff.^
~It was always THEIR fault, but of course no one listened to us.~
^Nana Harley started cracking down on our free time, kept us at home.^
~Which sucked. We were in GOTHAM, we had heard the weirdest stories about that city!~
^We needed to get OUT and see for ourselves!^
~And then.~
^One day.^
~It happened.~
^We met a guy who wanted to take us out.^
~Who wanted to show us the underworld of Gotham. We readily agreed.~
^And his name - ^
~Was "J-Man".~