'and now for some good old fluffy-bashing'

Imagine there's no gender,
I wonder if you can,
his name is fluffy,
is he woman or man?
Imagine his half-brother,
named inu-yasha...

he's just like Micheal Jackson,
he really loves the kids,
and if you don't belive me,
just take a look at Rin,
Imagine all the fangirls
crying thier eyes out...

You may say I'm a hater,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you will join us,
And the world will be as one

Imagine there's no fluffy,
It is a perfect life,
No need for strange fangirls,
no longer any strife,
imagine all the people
but none are fangirls...

You may say I'm a hater,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you will join us,
And the world will live as one

Imagine all the hentai's,
writing thier slasher fics,
hey, they just might be right,
or is it just for kicks?
imagine all the fangirls
in an angry mob...

You may say I'm a hater,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope the fans won't kill me,
And the author will live as one