This was something I thought up while writing a short story for English
class. It popped into my head spur-of-the-moment type thing. Ever wondered
what would happen when Kaz and Lee went trick or treating for the first
time? And as rambunctious eight year olds? You're about to find out.
Please R&R. I have never tried writing comedy before; I am more inclined to serious and angsty plots. Your suggestions are taken seriously!
Hope you laugh you're a$$es off! This is a 'treat' from N-Chan's ever-so- twisted mind.
^~* Naguriau-Chan *~^
http://www.android18.com
I don't own Kaz, I don't own Lee, and I sure don't own Tekken. My bank account totals $6.13, so sue me if you want. Although I highly recommend not to...
**** Key ****
[[[ ]]]'s signal a flashback
* *'s signals sound FX.
******************** Trick or Treat? ********************
********** Part Number 1 - Kazzy's new costume. **********
"No! I am not going to wear this!"
"Yes you are!"
Kazuya poked his head around the corner of the Wal-Mart dressing room, making sure not to be seen. He was blushing like a tomato.
"No! I won't do it!"
"Kazuya. Do you want your PS2 and Tekken games taken away?"
"..."
Heihachi got no response.
Kaz sighed. That was a fate worse that death. Well, it wasn't worse than this...
At that moment his eyes found their way to Lee, his younger brother. He was grinning and trying to stifle a laugh. Stupid idiot! This was his fault in the first place! If only he didn't make that stupid bet with him!
[[[ Flashback ]]]
"Hey Kazzy."
"Don't bother me while I am playing Pokemon!"
"Kazzy? Will you make a bet with me?"
"I said go away!"
Lee saw an opening and snatched the gameboy from his hands, running like Forest Gump.
"Give it back!"
"Not until you make a bet!"
"I said give it back!"
"Never!" He turned around to make faces at him.
"Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!"
Kazzy jumped at him in a flying tackle.
Unfortunately for Kazzy... Lee ducked.
*Crash, shatter, snap, thud, clank, dial tone*
Ordinary Telephone: $25.00.
15th Century restored oak side-table: $800.00.
13th Century Chinese vase: $12,000.00.
Kazuya with a gashed forehead throwing a tantrum: Priceless.
Lee fell against the glass door to the pool and patio, laughing like a hyena. He made sure he still had the gameboy, and with that he slid the door open and ran out by the pool. Laughing the whole way.
Meanwhile... Kazuya got up. He was having a tantrum. Getting up and leaving a small trail of blood, he followed Lee out to the patio.
"Kazzy! Took you long enough!"
"Wha... What are you gonna do?"
Lee stood next to the pool with his arm outstretched holding something.
The gameboy.
His gameboy was one hand and one meter away from a watery death.
"NO LEE! NOT MY POKEMON! I CAUGHT 244 TYPES AND I MY TIME IS 122 HOURS AND TEN MINUTES!"
"Only if..."
'I'll do anything! ANYTHING! SPARE MY PIKACHU! SPARE MY CHARIZARD! SPARE MY 244 TYPES! SPARE MY 122 HOURS AND TEN MINUTES!"
"Like I said before, I wanna make a bet with you! Here's the deal. Neither of us watches Dragonball Z for a week, the first one who does has to wear a stupid costume when we go trick or treating! If you don't agree your gameboy will be swimming with the fishies!"
"A agree! I agree! Now give me my gameboy back!"
"Oh, and one more thing."
"What?"
"Grovel at my feet. Try not to get blood on my shoes, would you?"
"HEY! WHY YOU..."
Lee's hand slips.
*splash*
[[[ End Flashback ]]]
"KAZUYA! Are you coming out here or not?"
"WAIT DAD!"
Kaz tugged at the mass of pink and white he was wearing. It was atrocious! And all thanks to Lee... THAT CHEATER! HE KNEW HE CHEATED! Why else would dad have turned on Dragonball Z right in front of him? WHY ELSE? To humor himself?
He turned around and opened the door, blushing again.
Lee fell over on the floor laughing so hard he was crying. Pounding his fists on the floor he couldn't control himself.
He points at him.
"Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
"LEE!"
"Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
"Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it!"
Kazuya launches yet another of his infamous flying tackles.
As to be expected, Lee ducks.
*thunk, shatter, slam, thud, falling packages*
Kazuya tackled a display of woman's underwear (Hey! The dressing rooms are by the womans section at our Wal-Mart! Near the back of the store!).
Noticing where he landed he kicked away blushing badly. He knocked over an underwear display? Thank god no one announced this as a Kodak moment!
Yet again, Lee was cracking up like a hard boiled egg.
This was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. Kazuya was in a pink bunny suit and willing to deny it at all costs. Even willing to knock over displays of underpants for the cause!
Heihachi chuckled.
"I guess you hate it."
"YES!"
"Then we're buying it."
"WHAT!? Would you go out in public in a bunny suit? WOULD YOU!?"
"No."
"Then why do I have to do it?"
"Because my job is making your life miserable. I'm your dad and this is what they do, make their kids miserable. Speaking of..."
He stares at Lee murderously.
Lee backs away slowly.
"Oh no... Please no!"
"How would you like to be Barbie or a Powerpuff girl?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
****************** To Be Continued !!! ******************
So, how do you like Kazzy's and Lee's trick or treat story of terror so far? Whenever you hear Kaz repeat something four times it will always be followed by a flying tackle! Anyone have ideas as to what Lee should do every chapter?
This story will probably drag out past Halloween, but I don't care. If it does well I might make a Thanksgiving and Christmas sequel!
*shudders* The idea of Lee and Kaz on sugar highs already freaks me out! But what about the other holidays? *shudders*
*****
Chapter two should be out on 10/30/02! Prepare for it!
*****
*^~ N-Chan ~^*
Please R&R. I have never tried writing comedy before; I am more inclined to serious and angsty plots. Your suggestions are taken seriously!
Hope you laugh you're a$$es off! This is a 'treat' from N-Chan's ever-so- twisted mind.
^~* Naguriau-Chan *~^
http://www.android18.com
I don't own Kaz, I don't own Lee, and I sure don't own Tekken. My bank account totals $6.13, so sue me if you want. Although I highly recommend not to...
**** Key ****
[[[ ]]]'s signal a flashback
* *'s signals sound FX.
******************** Trick or Treat? ********************
********** Part Number 1 - Kazzy's new costume. **********
"No! I am not going to wear this!"
"Yes you are!"
Kazuya poked his head around the corner of the Wal-Mart dressing room, making sure not to be seen. He was blushing like a tomato.
"No! I won't do it!"
"Kazuya. Do you want your PS2 and Tekken games taken away?"
"..."
Heihachi got no response.
Kaz sighed. That was a fate worse that death. Well, it wasn't worse than this...
At that moment his eyes found their way to Lee, his younger brother. He was grinning and trying to stifle a laugh. Stupid idiot! This was his fault in the first place! If only he didn't make that stupid bet with him!
[[[ Flashback ]]]
"Hey Kazzy."
"Don't bother me while I am playing Pokemon!"
"Kazzy? Will you make a bet with me?"
"I said go away!"
Lee saw an opening and snatched the gameboy from his hands, running like Forest Gump.
"Give it back!"
"Not until you make a bet!"
"I said give it back!"
"Never!" He turned around to make faces at him.
"Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!"
Kazzy jumped at him in a flying tackle.
Unfortunately for Kazzy... Lee ducked.
*Crash, shatter, snap, thud, clank, dial tone*
Ordinary Telephone: $25.00.
15th Century restored oak side-table: $800.00.
13th Century Chinese vase: $12,000.00.
Kazuya with a gashed forehead throwing a tantrum: Priceless.
Lee fell against the glass door to the pool and patio, laughing like a hyena. He made sure he still had the gameboy, and with that he slid the door open and ran out by the pool. Laughing the whole way.
Meanwhile... Kazuya got up. He was having a tantrum. Getting up and leaving a small trail of blood, he followed Lee out to the patio.
"Kazzy! Took you long enough!"
"Wha... What are you gonna do?"
Lee stood next to the pool with his arm outstretched holding something.
The gameboy.
His gameboy was one hand and one meter away from a watery death.
"NO LEE! NOT MY POKEMON! I CAUGHT 244 TYPES AND I MY TIME IS 122 HOURS AND TEN MINUTES!"
"Only if..."
'I'll do anything! ANYTHING! SPARE MY PIKACHU! SPARE MY CHARIZARD! SPARE MY 244 TYPES! SPARE MY 122 HOURS AND TEN MINUTES!"
"Like I said before, I wanna make a bet with you! Here's the deal. Neither of us watches Dragonball Z for a week, the first one who does has to wear a stupid costume when we go trick or treating! If you don't agree your gameboy will be swimming with the fishies!"
"A agree! I agree! Now give me my gameboy back!"
"Oh, and one more thing."
"What?"
"Grovel at my feet. Try not to get blood on my shoes, would you?"
"HEY! WHY YOU..."
Lee's hand slips.
*splash*
[[[ End Flashback ]]]
"KAZUYA! Are you coming out here or not?"
"WAIT DAD!"
Kaz tugged at the mass of pink and white he was wearing. It was atrocious! And all thanks to Lee... THAT CHEATER! HE KNEW HE CHEATED! Why else would dad have turned on Dragonball Z right in front of him? WHY ELSE? To humor himself?
He turned around and opened the door, blushing again.
Lee fell over on the floor laughing so hard he was crying. Pounding his fists on the floor he couldn't control himself.
He points at him.
"Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
"LEE!"
"Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!"
"Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it!"
Kazuya launches yet another of his infamous flying tackles.
As to be expected, Lee ducks.
*thunk, shatter, slam, thud, falling packages*
Kazuya tackled a display of woman's underwear (Hey! The dressing rooms are by the womans section at our Wal-Mart! Near the back of the store!).
Noticing where he landed he kicked away blushing badly. He knocked over an underwear display? Thank god no one announced this as a Kodak moment!
Yet again, Lee was cracking up like a hard boiled egg.
This was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. Kazuya was in a pink bunny suit and willing to deny it at all costs. Even willing to knock over displays of underpants for the cause!
Heihachi chuckled.
"I guess you hate it."
"YES!"
"Then we're buying it."
"WHAT!? Would you go out in public in a bunny suit? WOULD YOU!?"
"No."
"Then why do I have to do it?"
"Because my job is making your life miserable. I'm your dad and this is what they do, make their kids miserable. Speaking of..."
He stares at Lee murderously.
Lee backs away slowly.
"Oh no... Please no!"
"How would you like to be Barbie or a Powerpuff girl?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
****************** To Be Continued !!! ******************
So, how do you like Kazzy's and Lee's trick or treat story of terror so far? Whenever you hear Kaz repeat something four times it will always be followed by a flying tackle! Anyone have ideas as to what Lee should do every chapter?
This story will probably drag out past Halloween, but I don't care. If it does well I might make a Thanksgiving and Christmas sequel!
*shudders* The idea of Lee and Kaz on sugar highs already freaks me out! But what about the other holidays? *shudders*
*****
Chapter two should be out on 10/30/02! Prepare for it!
*****
*^~ N-Chan ~^*