The last chapter went over well with you guys! I was quite happy with the
results! Here is another fun filled chapter!
Thanks to my reviewers: G-Girl, Kyri, and the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda
Please R&R. I have never tried writing comedy before; I am more inclined to serious and angsty plots. Your suggestions are taken seriously!
^~* Naguriau-Chan *~^
http://www.android18.com
I don't own Kaz, I don't own Lee, and I sure don't own Tekken. My bank account totals $6.13, so sue me if you want. Although I highly recommend not to...
**** Key ****
[[[ ]]]'s signal a flashback
* *'s signals sound FX.
******************** Trick or Treat? ********************
****** Part Number 2 - The First Block, and not the last. ******
Lee and Kazzy are walking around the first block going door to door. Both carrying pink pillowcases.
"Tinkerbell."
"Shuddap."
"Tinkerbell Lee."
"Kazuya..."
"Tinker..."
*swish thud*
Lee hit him on the head with his magical plastic pink wand. A red lump appeared on the top of his head.
"That's it! Now you're going to wish you had some of that dust stuff that makes you disappear or whatever!"
Kaz swung back full force with his pillowcase of candy.
*swish*
As usual, lee ducks and misses it.
"You missed me."
Kazuya was willing to shut up until his head stopped throbbing. He never thought he would ever land a punch on that idiot. He needed to wait for the right opportunity. He glared, but caught something out of the corner of his eye.
A black cat walking through someone's yard.
Automatically his eyes lit up.
"K..Kitty!"
The cat turned around and it felt nothing but sheer and utter terror as Kazuya took off running after it. The pink suit already scared it, but that was the least of its worries at the moment.
"Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! I won't hurt you!"
The cat was morified. It knew Kazuya would do just the opposite. The cat ran faster.
"Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!" (uh oh... Kazzy's 4s!)
Kaz leaps into one of his killer tackles.
The cat stops in its tracks, watching him sail overhead in slow motion. It looked like the matrix. As soon as he noticed the unpleasant object in front of him the slowness stopped.
*swoosh, crinkle, crunch, fliph, thud*
Kazuya landed face first into a red prickle bush. He gets his face out of it and scratches at it wickedly.
The cat facefaults and sprints away, wondering who that stupid idiot was.
"AHH! Prickle bush! Prickle bush! Prickle bush!"
*scratch*
"The agony! The agony!"
*scratches harder*
"I can't see! I can't see!"
Lee rolled on the ground laughing, barley able to keep breathing.
"Lee! I see you laying there! Get up and help me!"
"Uh... you said you couldn't see..."
"My vision! It has returned to me!"
Lee slaps his face and looks through his fingers.
"Forget you. I'm not helping you pull those prickles out of your face. I'm going."
*****
Long enough later that Kazuya wasn't complaining...
"Kazzy, look at that big spooky house."
Kaz sighs.
"That's the house those people were supposed to have been killed in."
"I know."
"And they have their porch light on."
"I bet you my whole bag of candy if you go up there."
"No."
"Aww, does the sissy little bunny rabbit feel scared? Need your mommy?"
"Lee. Why don't we just go up and do it together?"
"No. I won't have a bet then."
"I'll tell dad about those dirty magazines you hid under your bed!"
He freaks out.
"Okay! Okay! I give up!"
They open the gate rusty gate and walk up the sidewalk. They reach the door.
"You knock."
"No, you knock."
"I said it first..."
"You do it!"
"No!"
"I'm older than you...!"
A voice interupts the small fight.
"Hi."
"AHHHHHHHH!"
They cling to each other Scooby-Doo style.
They respond in unison.
"Wicked-killer-demon-lady-person-dude-woman!"
They stare at each other and realize what position they are in. They quickly get out of it and respond again in unison.
"Uh... Trick or Treat?"
"Here is some Trix yogurt for you..."
"Wait."
She only puts one in Lee's pillowcase.
"You don't get one."
"Hunh? Why?"
"You're a rabbit in disguise as a boy!"
Lee started to laugh again, leaning against the railing to the old porch.
"No I am not!" He throws a tantrum and waves his pink bunny arms around in circles.
"Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
She grabs his bunny hood and yanks it off.
"See? You're a... an ordinary little boy..."
"I told you! I told you! I told you!" His arms still making rings in the air.
"So... the commercials aren't true!?"
"Of course not lady! A COMMERCIAL is a COMMERCIAL! It is ANIMATED! PIXELATED! FAKE!"
"But I..."
"Gimme my yogurt!" He snatches his hood and yogurt from her hands and makes faces, showing his tongue and eyeball.
"NYAAH!"
They walk off the porch together.
"And I thought being Tinkerbell was bad!"
"Shut up."
"Why?"
"Because this."
He swings his pillowcase again.
*swish, thud, crinkle.*
Direct hit.
*****
Chapter two should be out on 11/2/02 or 11/3/02! Prepare for it!
*****
*^~ N-Chan ~^*
Psst: LOOK! See the review button at the bottom!
Thanks to my reviewers: G-Girl, Kyri, and the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda
Please R&R. I have never tried writing comedy before; I am more inclined to serious and angsty plots. Your suggestions are taken seriously!
^~* Naguriau-Chan *~^
http://www.android18.com
I don't own Kaz, I don't own Lee, and I sure don't own Tekken. My bank account totals $6.13, so sue me if you want. Although I highly recommend not to...
**** Key ****
[[[ ]]]'s signal a flashback
* *'s signals sound FX.
******************** Trick or Treat? ********************
****** Part Number 2 - The First Block, and not the last. ******
Lee and Kazzy are walking around the first block going door to door. Both carrying pink pillowcases.
"Tinkerbell."
"Shuddap."
"Tinkerbell Lee."
"Kazuya..."
"Tinker..."
*swish thud*
Lee hit him on the head with his magical plastic pink wand. A red lump appeared on the top of his head.
"That's it! Now you're going to wish you had some of that dust stuff that makes you disappear or whatever!"
Kaz swung back full force with his pillowcase of candy.
*swish*
As usual, lee ducks and misses it.
"You missed me."
Kazuya was willing to shut up until his head stopped throbbing. He never thought he would ever land a punch on that idiot. He needed to wait for the right opportunity. He glared, but caught something out of the corner of his eye.
A black cat walking through someone's yard.
Automatically his eyes lit up.
"K..Kitty!"
The cat turned around and it felt nothing but sheer and utter terror as Kazuya took off running after it. The pink suit already scared it, but that was the least of its worries at the moment.
"Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! I won't hurt you!"
The cat was morified. It knew Kazuya would do just the opposite. The cat ran faster.
"Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!" (uh oh... Kazzy's 4s!)
Kaz leaps into one of his killer tackles.
The cat stops in its tracks, watching him sail overhead in slow motion. It looked like the matrix. As soon as he noticed the unpleasant object in front of him the slowness stopped.
*swoosh, crinkle, crunch, fliph, thud*
Kazuya landed face first into a red prickle bush. He gets his face out of it and scratches at it wickedly.
The cat facefaults and sprints away, wondering who that stupid idiot was.
"AHH! Prickle bush! Prickle bush! Prickle bush!"
*scratch*
"The agony! The agony!"
*scratches harder*
"I can't see! I can't see!"
Lee rolled on the ground laughing, barley able to keep breathing.
"Lee! I see you laying there! Get up and help me!"
"Uh... you said you couldn't see..."
"My vision! It has returned to me!"
Lee slaps his face and looks through his fingers.
"Forget you. I'm not helping you pull those prickles out of your face. I'm going."
*****
Long enough later that Kazuya wasn't complaining...
"Kazzy, look at that big spooky house."
Kaz sighs.
"That's the house those people were supposed to have been killed in."
"I know."
"And they have their porch light on."
"I bet you my whole bag of candy if you go up there."
"No."
"Aww, does the sissy little bunny rabbit feel scared? Need your mommy?"
"Lee. Why don't we just go up and do it together?"
"No. I won't have a bet then."
"I'll tell dad about those dirty magazines you hid under your bed!"
He freaks out.
"Okay! Okay! I give up!"
They open the gate rusty gate and walk up the sidewalk. They reach the door.
"You knock."
"No, you knock."
"I said it first..."
"You do it!"
"No!"
"I'm older than you...!"
A voice interupts the small fight.
"Hi."
"AHHHHHHHH!"
They cling to each other Scooby-Doo style.
They respond in unison.
"Wicked-killer-demon-lady-person-dude-woman!"
They stare at each other and realize what position they are in. They quickly get out of it and respond again in unison.
"Uh... Trick or Treat?"
"Here is some Trix yogurt for you..."
"Wait."
She only puts one in Lee's pillowcase.
"You don't get one."
"Hunh? Why?"
"You're a rabbit in disguise as a boy!"
Lee started to laugh again, leaning against the railing to the old porch.
"No I am not!" He throws a tantrum and waves his pink bunny arms around in circles.
"Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
She grabs his bunny hood and yanks it off.
"See? You're a... an ordinary little boy..."
"I told you! I told you! I told you!" His arms still making rings in the air.
"So... the commercials aren't true!?"
"Of course not lady! A COMMERCIAL is a COMMERCIAL! It is ANIMATED! PIXELATED! FAKE!"
"But I..."
"Gimme my yogurt!" He snatches his hood and yogurt from her hands and makes faces, showing his tongue and eyeball.
"NYAAH!"
They walk off the porch together.
"And I thought being Tinkerbell was bad!"
"Shut up."
"Why?"
"Because this."
He swings his pillowcase again.
*swish, thud, crinkle.*
Direct hit.
*****
Chapter two should be out on 11/2/02 or 11/3/02! Prepare for it!
*****
*^~ N-Chan ~^*
Psst: LOOK! See the review button at the bottom!