IN WHICH HERMIONE IS BORED AND RON TURNS INTO A SPAZ
Okay, I'm baaaaaaack!!! I know that the stories are weird, but OH WELL!! ^^
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter. No, really. There's this cupboard under the stairs… Oh, who am I kidding? Harry Potter no me own. *sniffle*
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(Hermione is sitting. On a chair. In a room. In the library. Hey, she's Hermione, where else would she be?)
Hermione: Yawwwnnn. This is boring. Laura needs some more inspiration.
Me: Oh!! Inspiration has struck!!
Hermione: Finally…
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(Ron is singing. Earplugs, anyone?) (A/N: Miss Independent is playing, so…)
Ron: Thinkin' the world could open her door, surprise, it's time, to feel, what's real…
Hermione: Who's scratching the chalkboard?!? My ears!! Spoiled!!!
Ron: Hermione!!! I'm hurt!!!
Hermione: Now you know what my ears feel like!!!
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(Harry is bored. Ron is bored. Hermione is bored. Ginny is bored. I am going to murder my brother John because he is an evil troll who doesn't have a vocabulary.)
Ginny: Is he as bad as Fred and George?
Me: No, Gred and Forge are cool.
Ginny: Point. Only five people in our family are cool.
Ron: Hey!! Don't compare me to Percy! I am NOT an insane traitorous control-freak!!!
Ginny: (muttering) No, of course not, Mr. McSpaz…
Ron: (spazzing) I AM NOT A SPAZ!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SPAZ, YOU SPAZZY SPAZ!!! SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, IS THAT YOU'RE WHOLE VOCABULARY??!?!??!?
Ginny, Harry, Hermione: …
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(Hermione, Harry, assorted Weasley kids and I are driving in the Ford Anglia that I have MAGICALLY brought to life.)
Harry: Okay, what do you want from McRonald's?
Ginny: I want a McTom-Griddle.
Ron: Eeeeeew, who would want sausage on their eggs, cheese, and sausage?
Hermione: You copied that from Laura's evil older brother-
Me: HE DESERVES TO BE PLEAUAUGEAEUERRIZED!
Hermione: You seriously misspelled that last word…
Me: SO WHAT????
Hermione: It's P-L-A-G-I-A-R-I-Z-E-D…
Me: You are a B-L-O-O-D-Y P-R-A-T W-H-O D-E-S-E-R-V-E-S T-O- D-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-E!!!
Harry: Heh heh, that's funny…
Harry, Ron, Gred, Forge, Bill: Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye- aye-aye-aye-aye…
Ginny: I AM GETTING SERIOUSLY TICKED OFF HERE!!!
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Yaaay! I have the next chapter planned, but remember that it might be a while before I update. Here's a sneak preview:
IN WHICH ZUCCHINIS FLY AND RON IS SUGAR-HIGH
Draco: (unenthusiastic) yay
Harry: (gives a satisfied smile)
Draco: (really really ticked off) Welcome contestant one. He has red hair, freckles, and is stupid.
Ron: WHHAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!? WHAAAAAAA DID U JUST SAY??? IM MADD!!!
Draco: See? See what I mean? (mutters) I'm not paid enough to do this job…
Okay, I'm baaaaaaack!!! I know that the stories are weird, but OH WELL!! ^^
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter. No, really. There's this cupboard under the stairs… Oh, who am I kidding? Harry Potter no me own. *sniffle*
~*~.~*~.~*~.~*~.~
(Hermione is sitting. On a chair. In a room. In the library. Hey, she's Hermione, where else would she be?)
Hermione: Yawwwnnn. This is boring. Laura needs some more inspiration.
Me: Oh!! Inspiration has struck!!
Hermione: Finally…
~*~.~*~.~*~.~*~.~
(Ron is singing. Earplugs, anyone?) (A/N: Miss Independent is playing, so…)
Ron: Thinkin' the world could open her door, surprise, it's time, to feel, what's real…
Hermione: Who's scratching the chalkboard?!? My ears!! Spoiled!!!
Ron: Hermione!!! I'm hurt!!!
Hermione: Now you know what my ears feel like!!!
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(Harry is bored. Ron is bored. Hermione is bored. Ginny is bored. I am going to murder my brother John because he is an evil troll who doesn't have a vocabulary.)
Ginny: Is he as bad as Fred and George?
Me: No, Gred and Forge are cool.
Ginny: Point. Only five people in our family are cool.
Ron: Hey!! Don't compare me to Percy! I am NOT an insane traitorous control-freak!!!
Ginny: (muttering) No, of course not, Mr. McSpaz…
Ron: (spazzing) I AM NOT A SPAZ!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SPAZ, YOU SPAZZY SPAZ!!! SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, SPAZ, IS THAT YOU'RE WHOLE VOCABULARY??!?!??!?
Ginny, Harry, Hermione: …
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(Hermione, Harry, assorted Weasley kids and I are driving in the Ford Anglia that I have MAGICALLY brought to life.)
Harry: Okay, what do you want from McRonald's?
Ginny: I want a McTom-Griddle.
Ron: Eeeeeew, who would want sausage on their eggs, cheese, and sausage?
Hermione: You copied that from Laura's evil older brother-
Me: HE DESERVES TO BE PLEAUAUGEAEUERRIZED!
Hermione: You seriously misspelled that last word…
Me: SO WHAT????
Hermione: It's P-L-A-G-I-A-R-I-Z-E-D…
Me: You are a B-L-O-O-D-Y P-R-A-T W-H-O D-E-S-E-R-V-E-S T-O- D-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-E!!!
Harry: Heh heh, that's funny…
Harry, Ron, Gred, Forge, Bill: Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye- aye-aye-aye-aye…
Ginny: I AM GETTING SERIOUSLY TICKED OFF HERE!!!
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Yaaay! I have the next chapter planned, but remember that it might be a while before I update. Here's a sneak preview:
IN WHICH ZUCCHINIS FLY AND RON IS SUGAR-HIGH
Draco: (unenthusiastic) yay
Harry: (gives a satisfied smile)
Draco: (really really ticked off) Welcome contestant one. He has red hair, freckles, and is stupid.
Ron: WHHAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!? WHAAAAAAA DID U JUST SAY??? IM MADD!!!
Draco: See? See what I mean? (mutters) I'm not paid enough to do this job…