Yep! I finally got some ideas! ::cheers:: This chapter is only ::counts:: 10 months late! That isn't too bad... right?
Those of you who would like me to continue Teal aren't going to be sulking about it for long :). It has taken me months, but I have finally worked out the kinks in it and I can probably write at least twenty chapters to it if I wished. Don't worry - it will be making a return by Christmas!
I also put in an application for the Kazzy fanlisting at thefanlistings.org! If I get it I will be sure to let you know!
And if you don't like my fic f~df+2 and 4,u+3 to you! Don't forget f,f+3 4 1,d+2 2 2 2,1,3!
Please R&R!
Thankies!
The Devine Shadow of Death, *Kokuei~Desu*
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Trick or Treat?
Chapter 3: The Wrath of an Animal Activist
(guess who! ::snickers::)
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Currently several things are going on...
For starters, Lee is trailing behind the devil himself (aka Kazuya) in order to do some things... A)sulk, and B) think something up that would be about ten times worse than being hit in the face with a ten pound candy pillowcase... He's got something, too ::snickers evilly::...
A very traumatized cat runs to find it's owner (that happens to be a young 'kind' girl by the name of Kazama Jun). When she gets wind of her poor Blackies ordeal she will surely go homicidal on one Kazuya Mishima... Hopefully he lives to see the next day...
And lastly, Kazuya is currently in a good mood... And this will be the last time he will ever be in a 'good mood', even though something of the sort is already a rarety in itself...
Obviously they are all getting what's coming to them...
Only one problem...
Too bad our characters don't have the liberty of knowing all this in advance, of course!
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Meanwhile... About Fifteen Minutes After the Pillowcase Incident...
Something small, redish-white, and blue goopy happens to make it's way through the sky at a steady pace. Obviously this object is not a bird, plane, or even superman... So what is this mystery object? That's easy - Kazuya's devine punishment...
The object makes contact with the back of Kazuya's head getting all over him. Stopping dead in his tracks, he suspected something as any Kazzy would... Turning around slightly and reaching his pink pawed hand behind his head, he discovers two things...
A) Blueberry Trix Yogurt.
and
B) One Lee Chaolan grinning from ear to ear standing a safe distance from his currently homicidal brother...
Obviously... This is not good...
"Kazuya! That lady did say Trix are for kids, so I decided to give you some!"
In return he got one of Kazuya's trademark glares.
"I think it brings out the bunny in you!"
"LEE!"
"Yep?"
"I'm going to KILL you!"
"Idle threat?"
At that moment Lee took off like a shot in the opposite direction, running like Mishima Kazuya was on his heels... Just in this case there is no 'like' involved...
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One Jun Kazama was skipping down the street with a plastic pumpkin wearing a blue bunny costume. A very unhappy looking Captain Sparrow looking Baek Do San trailing behind...
They were out getting candy, but most importantly attempting to make people support (more like support-or-die) the JKPWAAWDAHAPD fund...
It is otherwise known as the 'Jun Kazama People who Abuse Animals will Die a Horrible and Painful Death Fund'.
A small black cat makes it's way out of the bushes and sits down in front of Jun.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
She stops staring at him wide-eyed.
"WHAT! WHO DID THIS BLACKIE!?"
"MEOW MEOW!"
She nods.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
Baek stares at them both blankly blinking every few seconds or so. "Um..."
She nods again.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS HIM!"
"MEOW!"
"OKAY!"
Baek was utterly confused... He originally thought Jun was a few fries short of a happy meal (not to mention suicidal), and this just confirmed his suspicions... I mean, PEOPLE TALKING TO ANIMALS?
He wasn't even supposed to be here anyway! She promised him all her candy to come and support her little 'regime'! He was supposed to be with Paul and Michelle right now!
But for Jun wasn't this an okay thing...? He had already declared her a total basket case, so no harm no foul right?
He just had to take that stupid bait and come with her to falsely support her already dumb ideals...
He sighed and followed the 'I'm-gonna-kick-some-ass' Jun who was currently doing some air cartwheel kicks and heron dances adding the occasional elbow strike (b+2~1).
The cat was doing the moves as well...
Maybe his should just forget about all the candy she promised him and go home - this just isn't worth it!
This was going to be interesting indeed...
And yet one can't help but feel bad for Kazuya...
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To be Continued!
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This chapter wasn't too humorous and not that long... I need to set everything up you know!
All the good stuff is within the Jun/Kazuya confrontation
in the next chappie!
R&R!