IN WHICH... UM... I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET... UH...
Sowwy for not updating *sniff* I had major writer's block. And school. *eeeeeek!* anyway, forget the 'coming up next's' cuz I can't write what I want AND incorporate giant veggies & such. Well, story time!! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *Ron is sitting on the couch, eyes glued to the TV, cuz there's a Queer Eye marathon* Ron's angel conscience, AKA Angel dude: You should be studying! Ron; Shut up, Herm... Ron's devil conscience, AKA devil dude: Way to go, Ron! Angel dude: Hey, I came here first! Devil dude: *sticks out tongue* Angel dude: Eeew! Brush your teeth! Devil dude: *conjures up some Listerine* *gargles* Intense! Angel dude: Shut up. Ron: *still watching Queer Eye* Shut up, you guys! Devil dude: SHUT up. Angel dude: Shut UP! Ron: SHUT UP! Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: SHUT UP! Ron: Shut UP! Devil dude: SHUT up! Angel dude: Shut UP! Ron: SHUT UP. Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: Shut UP. Ron: SHUT up! Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: SHUT up! Angel dude: Shut UP. Ron: Shut UP! Angel dude: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laura: I'm bored. Ron: Shut up, I'm watching Queer Eye! *end theme comes on* Ron: *teary eyes* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *this isn't meant to be funny, I think it's just interesting to see everyone's fave pizza* Hermione: *On phone* Yeah, we'll take a large... uh... WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR PIZZA, GUYS??? Ron: Chocolate! Harry: Gold gilding! Ginny: Vanilla wafer crumbs! Fred & George: Spinach! *Popeye music* Draco: Taco shells! Crabbe: Sardines! Goyle: More sardines! Bill: Ice cream! Charlie: Gravy! Percy: Watercress! Luna: Gummy bears! Pansy: Potato chips! Snape: Lettuce! Dumbledore: Lemon iced cookies! McGonagall: Extract of tomato soup! Lupin: Chinese chicken! Hermione: ...uh, a large pepperoni... yeah. Pepperoni... !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *Ginny is wading through a swamp made of apple pie* Ginny: *sees fruit stuck in between her toes* Yuck! *she steps on an unseen safety pin* Ginny: OWWW!!! Owie, owie... *continues* Ginny: *humming and singing at the same time* *hey, wait a minute...* Unda da sea, la la la la, unda da sea, la la la la, darling it's betta, down where it's wetta, take it from me... !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *spooky Dracula voice* Und next veek, I vill publeesh a veddy veddy special eesue... a Halloveen Harry Potta und dee Bobbeeque Cheekon Veeng! Mwahahahahaha!! Translation for accent-illiterate readers: And next week, I will publish a very, very special issue... a Halloween Harry Potter and the Barbeque Chicken Wing! Mwahahahahaha!!
^-^ bye bye loyal fans! ^-^
Sowwy for not updating *sniff* I had major writer's block. And school. *eeeeeek!* anyway, forget the 'coming up next's' cuz I can't write what I want AND incorporate giant veggies & such. Well, story time!! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *Ron is sitting on the couch, eyes glued to the TV, cuz there's a Queer Eye marathon* Ron's angel conscience, AKA Angel dude: You should be studying! Ron; Shut up, Herm... Ron's devil conscience, AKA devil dude: Way to go, Ron! Angel dude: Hey, I came here first! Devil dude: *sticks out tongue* Angel dude: Eeew! Brush your teeth! Devil dude: *conjures up some Listerine* *gargles* Intense! Angel dude: Shut up. Ron: *still watching Queer Eye* Shut up, you guys! Devil dude: SHUT up. Angel dude: Shut UP! Ron: SHUT UP! Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: SHUT UP! Ron: Shut UP! Devil dude: SHUT up! Angel dude: Shut UP! Ron: SHUT UP. Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: Shut UP. Ron: SHUT up! Angel dude: SHUT UP! Devil dude: SHUT up! Angel dude: Shut UP. Ron: Shut UP! Angel dude: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laura: I'm bored. Ron: Shut up, I'm watching Queer Eye! *end theme comes on* Ron: *teary eyes* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *this isn't meant to be funny, I think it's just interesting to see everyone's fave pizza* Hermione: *On phone* Yeah, we'll take a large... uh... WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR PIZZA, GUYS??? Ron: Chocolate! Harry: Gold gilding! Ginny: Vanilla wafer crumbs! Fred & George: Spinach! *Popeye music* Draco: Taco shells! Crabbe: Sardines! Goyle: More sardines! Bill: Ice cream! Charlie: Gravy! Percy: Watercress! Luna: Gummy bears! Pansy: Potato chips! Snape: Lettuce! Dumbledore: Lemon iced cookies! McGonagall: Extract of tomato soup! Lupin: Chinese chicken! Hermione: ...uh, a large pepperoni... yeah. Pepperoni... !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *Ginny is wading through a swamp made of apple pie* Ginny: *sees fruit stuck in between her toes* Yuck! *she steps on an unseen safety pin* Ginny: OWWW!!! Owie, owie... *continues* Ginny: *humming and singing at the same time* *hey, wait a minute...* Unda da sea, la la la la, unda da sea, la la la la, darling it's betta, down where it's wetta, take it from me... !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! *spooky Dracula voice* Und next veek, I vill publeesh a veddy veddy special eesue... a Halloveen Harry Potta und dee Bobbeeque Cheekon Veeng! Mwahahahahaha!! Translation for accent-illiterate readers: And next week, I will publish a very, very special issue... a Halloween Harry Potter and the Barbeque Chicken Wing! Mwahahahahaha!!
^-^ bye bye loyal fans! ^-^