Bet you didn't think I was going to update, Huh? Well, my history project from hell is over (I had to do all the work because my group was LAZY) and I have free time now!
I've got the revision of TiJaC (Teal) in the works - although I do feel like an idiot for the title now... So I'm going to repost under a different name/title. The character of Genkai Kageri has also undergone a change of sorts, so really you don't know what to expect until I do make a repost. ::shrugs::
I got approved for the Kazuya fanlisting! ::whoot:: I'm happy now!
And if you don't like my fic f~df+2 and 4,u+3 to you! Don't forget f,f+3 4 1,d+2 2 2 2,1,3!
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The Devine Shadow of Death
*Kokuei~Desu* :: こくえいです
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Trick or Treat? :: チコタリツ
Chapter 4: Man's Best Friend... Almost...
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Back to Kazzy and Lee...
Currently, one Lee Chaolan is running like a bat-outta-hell in the opposite direction of Mishima Kazuya, whom has acquired a very big (and painful looking) stick.
Knocking over some other Trick or Treaters, Now Lee was reconsidering what he did earlier... Was that worth being bludgeoned to death? Maybe so, maybe not, but it all depended on weather Lee could prevent the 'bludgeoning' part of it...
Kazuya was gaining on him quick, branch extended over his head.
Yup, definitely not a good situation...
Out of options, he decided he was going to do something smart - Jump over the nearest white fence and cower in fear. If Kazuya would find him he'd bargain his way out of a cracked skull with his ::cough:: risqué magazines or something...
Speaking of... He jumped over the nearest white fence, completely ignoring what was clearly posted on it - 'Beware of Vicious Dog That Will Tear You Limb From Limb If You Even Think About Jumping This Fence'.
Kazuya, being his stupid self at the moment, followed him right over it...
"IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
It was a good idea at the initial thought at least...
Why? Because the next thing Lee knew was that he was running even faster than he would be running from Kazuya, with an evil, red-eyed, terror on his heels...
A poofy mini poodle with the paris-poofy fur cut... Screaming like a little girl trying to beat it off with his Tinkerbell wand.
And Kazuya staring blankly at the scene that unfolded before him...
The Duricell/Trix bunny indeed wasn't excluded from this...
He got the Rotwhiler...
"CRAP!"
He did have a stick, right?
And dogs liked sticks, right?
He was igneous!
"Doggy go get the stick!" He threw it off in another direction...
Well that didn't work...
"MOMMY!"
The next thing you hear sounds like fabric ripping (AKA the seat of Kazzy's pants) and mindless girlie screaming...
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Meanwhile, the Jun brigade came upon where Lee and Kazzy were currently hanging out (no, literally!)...
Jun jumped around waving her arms frantically.
"MISHIMA KAZUYA! YOU SHALL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
All the sparrows in a four-mile radius flew from the trees.
She glared at him.
"GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"
Lee and Kazuya both sweatdropped from their 'positions' and Baek did as well from the sidewalk...
"EXCUSE ME NATURE GIRL! I don't have time for you right now! Isn't that pretty obvious!?"
Somehow in the last 15 minutes... Lee was able to scramble up an oak tree to get away from the evil poodle of death...
But Kazuya was a different story...
He was perched on top of a streetlamp (only he knows how he got there) and clinging for dear life... The rear of his bunny suit was 'missing'...
None of the Trick or Treaters bore comment to this because their mothers covered their eyes before they could see anything...
And both had dogs ready to maul them...
She waved her arms around more, almost hitting Baek in the face.
"BUT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"
"OH! AND WHAT FOR?"
"CRUELTY TO ANIMALS!" she pulls a pair of reading glasses and a thick law book with 'Jun Kazama People who Abuse Animals will Die a Horrible and Painful Death Fund Lawbook' engraved on the cover.
"SEE! IT SAYS HERE ON PAGE NINE-HUNDERED-SIXTY-SEVEN, PARAGRAPH 4, LINE SIX, THAT 'THOU KAZAMA JUN, HAVE THINE RIGHTS TO MAUL ONE KAZUYA MISHIMA FOR EVEN MENTIONING (IN CONTEXT OR NOT) AN ANIMAL!'"
He glared, "YOU made THAT up, didn't you!?"
"WELL DUH! I WROTE THIS BOOK!" She waved it around above her head. "IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN I WILL CHARGE YOU WITH RESISTING ARREST AND AS IT SAYS ON PAGES THREE-HUNDERED-TWENTY, PARAGRAPH ONE, LINE TWELVE THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUMMEL YOU WITH THROWABLE OBECTS IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU COOPERATE!"
"SURE! OH CRAP!"
At her wits end, Jun picked up a small pumpkin decorating the front of the fence and chucked it at him.
It hit him between the eyes and he dropped like a sack of bricks.
Baek decided to bring the validity of her action into question, "Um... Didn't you forget
about the... dogs?"
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To be Continued!
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And the confrontation between Kazuya and Jun has just begun ::cackles evilly::! This is just
getting better, and better!
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