Muriel: Its not me! Its Eustace! There is a big whole in his
stomach!
Eustace: Don't just stare at it! Do something!
Courage runs down the steps and screams at the digusting look of a missing stomach. He runs back up to the computer to get some infomation on this weird accurence.
Computer: Yes Courage, what is it?
Courage: (typing & saying) Farmer has big hole in stomach from something!
Computer: He was playing with dynomite you twit!
Courage: He ate and drank something?
Computer: Now were getting somewhere! By the way do you have the recipe for blueberry crumb pie? My database erased it!
Courage: No! Not now! Listen up now! She had tea and...
Computer: What kind of tea? Green? Chai? Oh yes Chai is good! I like it better than RAM! Its spicer!
Courage: Stay on task!
Computer: (offended) Sorry! I thought we could relate with each other for once instead of being so right to the point and quickly turning me off!
Courage: Very well...later ok! What should I do?
Computer: Sounds like a case of tea poisoning!
Courage: Never heard of it!
Computer: Its obviously someone stalking around the house that poisoned the tea! According to some police reports symptoms are extreme rudeness,crying, or skipping.
Courage turns the computer off and runs downstairs. He looks at Eustace and he is turned purple with orange spots on his forehead.
Eustace: Hey Muriel what's enormously round and blocks my view form the tv?
Muriel: Hmmm.. the ottoman?
Eustace: Your bottom!
Muriel: Eustace! Did you talk to your mother with that mouth?!
Eustace: No, she taught me! She was the pioneer of today's comedy! Don't forget she had that show called I Love Ma! Ho ho ha ha!
Muriel: We (Muriel's Family) didn't have cable back then, thank goodness!
Eustace: Stupid dog why is he on the phone? He always is calling somewhere!
Courage: What do you expect? If we live in Nowhere I got to call somewhere where they'll actually help!
Muriel: He's calling for help, your sick Eustace face it!
Eustace: I'm fine! Its just going to your heads!
Muriel: (concerned) Oh no! If you talk about my tush there is surely something the matter with ya!
Five minutes later there is a knock at the door. Eustace begins to look worse. His legs are starting to melt like wax to a flame, The guest enters the house....
Eustace: Don't just stare at it! Do something!
Courage runs down the steps and screams at the digusting look of a missing stomach. He runs back up to the computer to get some infomation on this weird accurence.
Computer: Yes Courage, what is it?
Courage: (typing & saying) Farmer has big hole in stomach from something!
Computer: He was playing with dynomite you twit!
Courage: He ate and drank something?
Computer: Now were getting somewhere! By the way do you have the recipe for blueberry crumb pie? My database erased it!
Courage: No! Not now! Listen up now! She had tea and...
Computer: What kind of tea? Green? Chai? Oh yes Chai is good! I like it better than RAM! Its spicer!
Courage: Stay on task!
Computer: (offended) Sorry! I thought we could relate with each other for once instead of being so right to the point and quickly turning me off!
Courage: Very well...later ok! What should I do?
Computer: Sounds like a case of tea poisoning!
Courage: Never heard of it!
Computer: Its obviously someone stalking around the house that poisoned the tea! According to some police reports symptoms are extreme rudeness,crying, or skipping.
Courage turns the computer off and runs downstairs. He looks at Eustace and he is turned purple with orange spots on his forehead.
Eustace: Hey Muriel what's enormously round and blocks my view form the tv?
Muriel: Hmmm.. the ottoman?
Eustace: Your bottom!
Muriel: Eustace! Did you talk to your mother with that mouth?!
Eustace: No, she taught me! She was the pioneer of today's comedy! Don't forget she had that show called I Love Ma! Ho ho ha ha!
Muriel: We (Muriel's Family) didn't have cable back then, thank goodness!
Eustace: Stupid dog why is he on the phone? He always is calling somewhere!
Courage: What do you expect? If we live in Nowhere I got to call somewhere where they'll actually help!
Muriel: He's calling for help, your sick Eustace face it!
Eustace: I'm fine! Its just going to your heads!
Muriel: (concerned) Oh no! If you talk about my tush there is surely something the matter with ya!
Five minutes later there is a knock at the door. Eustace begins to look worse. His legs are starting to melt like wax to a flame, The guest enters the house....