Disclaimer- I do not own Hellsing or any of its characters. They do not belong to me!

Thanks for the reviews people! Please read and review afterwards. Also, I am not going to make Integra all 'lovie dovie' in this fic. She will not change her ways or learn any life lessons on love and etc or show emotion other than the regular stuff you see in the anime. So don't worry! I wouldn't change our beloved Integra. Enjoy!

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Siamese cats and pandemonium

By: SilverGlaive

'thoughts' "talking"

After many hours of working, Integra finished the rest of her paper work and started to leave for her chambers. But not before taking Honor and putting him in her desk, locking the drawer afterwards. She went to her bed chambers then.

'I don't want anyone finding out about that…cat. Walter would baby me if he saw it. Alucard would never forget it and taunt me for the rest of my life. Ceras…I could give a damn what Alucard's toy would think.'

Integra then went to her room and slept for the rest of the night till morning. After the first day the routine would remain the same. Integra would go to her office and work on documentations concerning FREAKS or the occasional real vampire till noon. She refused to take out Honor out of his confinement till she was sure Hellsing's resident vampires were locked away in their chambers and Walter brought her afternoon tea then left till later hours. After that was all done she took out Honor and put him on top of the finished paperwork keeping guard till twilight hours before Alucard could make his so called grand entrance. This went on for weeks since Honor was taken out of the trashcan.

"So much to do…Damn! Vatican scum. When will they just give up," cursed Integra, throwing the envelope with a not-bomb sign on its front into the trashcan. Honor, as usual, didn't comment or make any response to its mistress's use of vocabulary. If it did have one though, it would immediately ask for a pair of ear plugs or suggest anger management classes for his lady. Integra was still ranting about how the Vatican of Section XIII could be such idiots. Pulling out one of her imported cigars and looking at a document put on her desk she began to look over it and sign whatever contents it had. This went on till 3:00 p.m. till Integra got a phone call interrupting her schedule. "Hellsing speaking. What is it?"

"Sir Integra! A surprise ghoul attack has just been spotted. Please get to the garage for departure immediately. The Vatican has been trying to solve this them selves I'm afraid," Walter announced.

"Fine. I'm on it. Damn! It's too early for Alucard to take care of this himself…No matter though, we are fully capable to take care of this…disturbance," replied Integra.

Integra got up and started to leave the room and start for her garage. 'I don't think this will be a problem…Maxwell you lunatic! How dare you mock me! Honor should be alright. Alucard and Ceras rise about 7 to 7:30 p.m.' Then Integra turned to look at Honor sitting on top of her finished paperwork, acting as a paperweight. "Sit! Good boy." 'Heh heh…Now only if I could teach Alucard that…' Integra left for the garage. After Integra left a maniacal laughter could be heard in one of the shadowed corners of the office.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Why master! You've been keeping secrets to your –loyal- servant!"

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Thank you people for reading! Did I make them too OOC? Thanks for reviewing this chapter! What will become of Integra's Ty in the hands of our favorite vampire? R&R