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'…' Thoughts

"…" Saying

(…) What I = chibi mai, wants to say ^-^

Disclaimer… I guess let put it like this… if I had bunches and bunches of money will I really put a disclaimer on this.

Pirate life or so it seem

Chapter two

And you are?

-Were kaoru is-

'Bloody corset! This thing really really really prevents me to breathe some fresh… ok, just breathe air because I don't think this hill can have "fresh" air, it's all fill up with…'

Kaoru's thoughts were interrupted with the little pinch on her harm that Megumi applied

"Ouch! What did you do that for Megumi?" kaoru said this with out knowing that other people were interrupted with kaoru's complain "O… sorry, I really am sorry, please continue I truly am sorry about all this" kaoru started apologize to a old man with face white hair on his head 'I will get back with you Megumi, you make me look like a fool "in front" or all this people… I wonder who they are… and also I wonder why do people use fake white hair on there head, they just look old and un-sexy… no wonder man marry at old age around here…' kaoru was again engulf on her thoughts

"Hey! Kaoru are you listening to me…. C'mon meg to kao… hey!" megumi was trying to connect a word to kaoru's thick head, but when the easy way doesn't work… there is the hard way.

Megumi again pinch kaoru's arm, but much sorter… she did not wanted another scene with the old wezeer

"Hey, who is doing this… is this the game "pinch kaoru until she faints or has a purple mark!"

"Just keep it down… I just wanted to tell you 'hi', so now I said it, so you can return to your pit of no return of thoughts that you have in your little mind of yours"

"What! You just wanted to tell me 'hi', you already said hi when I was dressing in my house"

"Technically no, I did not say hi there so I am saying here, and all so I wanted to wash my time… how can a little speech in a ball take… why can't they just say 'there in the right corner of the fort is the food, on the left side you got the ball thingy and in the back & front there are some ladders for those people that have the urge to go other places because they are horny or something; or just want to go to the bathroom' and to finish the speech they can say ' and in the center his the girl that must get married and well get married so this city can waste more money on gifts for the wedding, in other words the mayor's daughter Kaoru Kamiya' that what I will say, simple, practical, and effective" Megumi ender her little "speech" with a great wide smile on her face that was cover by a fan so that it will hide her laughter.

"You have a point there, but still…"

"Miss. Kamiya can we continue with the ceremony entry for the ball, or do you prefer talking to your shelf" said a now angry old guy with white fake hair on his head.

"But I am not talking alone, I was talking with…." Kaoru spotted Megumi on the opposite side were she was. 'How does she do it… focus Kaoru, you are in trouble… you need a way out, you need'

"I was talking to her Captain Saitou" Said a no gender voice that came from a red head apparent girl with a red-magenta dress with black embroidery (In other words kinda gothic or something… I did not know what to put on "her") and also the dress was "puffy" from the waist down… (You know… so that… no man there)

"And who are you young lady" said shaply captain saitou

"Well… I am… I am a lady… yeah that's it"

"We can she that… but can you please tell us your name"

"My name is… Ken… Kensha" 'Hope that works… stupid saitou he know I am me…'

"Now, now captain keep that speech rolling we wanna get drunk and have a party here" said a impatient sano dress in a dress ("dress in a dress"…. I think I wrote that wrong… our something)

"And how are you"

"Captain would you please end all this nonsense and start ending the speech" said the Mayor

"Of course your highness"

The all so mighty speech from Captain Saitou ended and… at last the ball/party started.

"Thank you lady Kensha for saving my ass"

"Lady Kaoru, those words don't go with a person such has yourself"

"You don't know anything about me -ick, ick- … you with your looks and charm… you don't know nothing…" drunken kaoru said 'She has pretty long hair… I want to touch it!.. if she were a man, he or she.. aaa what ever will be very hot and sexy, but them again… she is a she and no body can change that… although she has no she things on the upper area… weird… but still…"

"There you are! Kaoru I have been looking all over for you, for father has found him"

With out answer kaoru got pull away by a fox-lady

"That was weird… ok… I need to finish my plan here" said kenshin to himself, rapidly going to the opposite corner were the kaoru was pull to.

- Kenshin's side-

'Know were is tsubame, sano and kama-san'

"Kensha… long time no see" said a laughing sanosuke

"Stop that Miss Sagara"

"So what the plan Himura… you said you will tell us here"

"Calm down tsubame, the plan is simple… you just have to get a partner on the "great dance" and well ask him questions"

"WHAT! That's the most … simple… plan I have ever…. Ah!!"

"What happen, sis little Tsubame scared of dancing with boys…" Sano said

"Are YOU, chicken to dance with boy's Sano"

"Hey there you little brat"

"So are you"

"Now, now, calm down… anyway that is the plan… and has anybody seen Kamatari" ask Kenshin to the two fighting chickens

- Kaoru's side-

"Were are you taking me flying black hair… were is it no neverland or wonderland"

"O no. You got drunk diren't you… and to ruin your ball"

"What if it his… and how can you talk black hair… how! Answer me"

"Stop that Kaoru… you know I am Megumi, and right now you have to see your fiancée that your father chouse… and if I can had, he his so ice cold hot" Suddenly some fox ears and tail appeared in Megumi's body and so is that laugh.

-Kaoru's father side-

"I hope that girl shows up soon" said a impatient father

"I know she will"

"And I wonder if she can approve of this young lady has my wife"

"But sir, you just meet her right now about 5 min. ago, and you don't know her story, were she is from"

"I don't care I feel like we were meant for each other"

"As you wish my lord"

"Dam! Get here faster Kaoru" Kaoru's father thought 'I only hope she is not drunk… please god make her un-drunk '

- In another place -

"Captain, are you sure this is the last gold"

"Yes I am sure! Not nothing I am not the great Shishio"

"But sir the curse…"

"I know about the bloody curse I am not blind… wait, I got it!"

"What have you found out"

"The last piece of gold his with my old dear brother; set course to the north I can sense his presence there"

"Sure Captain"

To be continued…

Ok. I know that here I did not do a lot of things… I guess I am more inspired when it's 12 am and I can not sleep. Anyway please R&R. Any type of review is welcome... and suggestions and stuff.

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