In the middle of nowhere, on an island the name was unpronounceable, Kayla looked over to Saph and sighed. "I don't think we should be doing this."
"Oh why not, it can't hurt."
"Depends, depends." Kayla looked around. "Our own fucking island?"
"Well there's like thirty other people, but sure. Own island."
It was a big island in the south pacific. Extremely hot and humid. Palms trees everywhere. It was beautiful. At least one would think it was beautiful.
"This place is disgusting." Kalya sighed. "Why did we have to take the job?"
"How could we not? We need the money." Saphrin looked around, and blocked the sunlight with her free hand. "Where the hell are we going?"
"To the hotel…" Kayla stayed in front.
Saphrin sighed, and followed, dragging her bag behind her. "I wish I didn't pack so much shit."
"Yeah, and when it fell on that stewardess… That was pretty hilarious." Kayla grinned.
Saphrin yawned. "It happens. So, how many bastards are we going to have to put up with?"
"Thirty, at least I think that's what he said. I don't know. Not too many. Mostly men. I get along very well with men, now women--"
"It's because you want to fuck every man you see. Women, however, you are not attracted to." Saphrin pulled along her bag, tripping, cursing, and continuing along. "Hate this fucking place already. Anyway, like I was saying, you don't like women because you're not attracted to them therefore they're trying to steal your man."
Kayla nodded. "Yep."
"So you don't like me."
"Well, you're special. You're like… Saph."
She grinned. "I know."
Eventually, after much tripping, much more cursing, and a few broken toes, they both made it to the hotel. "What the fuck is this?"
Kayla laughed. "You haven't cursed this much in years."
"I haven't had to. Did my job, got to go home, happy." She looked up. It was like a huge mansion. But pink. "This is some sick joke."
Kayla shrugged. "Whatever, as long as it has air conditioning and dark curtains, I'm straight."
They walked in.
Two women were waiting in the parlor, each next to a set of bags. One was tall and skinny, shoulder length black hair sitting next to the other one. The other one was skinny, with short black hair, and bright purple eyes. She smiled as Kayla and Saphrin entered.
"You come to this hellhole too? I'm Ursula, this is Lilac." Ursula didn't smile, she just brushed back her hair and planted her hands back on her lap.
Lilac smiled. "What are you doing here? We both won some free trip. Well, Ursula was forced to go, I thought well… it's free, why not, right?"
"Right." Saphrin agreed and looked to Kayla, a deep frown line creasing in her forehead. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, nothing… just, uhm… confused."
"Don't worry, it'll suck even more. I have a suspicion." Saphrin looked around. "Anyone else around?"
"Yeah, a few girls… I think Analie, Cat, and Kylie are all out by the pool. Lots of good looking guys here too." Lilac added.
Saphrin sighed. "Okay, let's go meet them. You're not going to steal my bags are you?"
"Why would we?"
Saphrin shrugged in Ursula's general direction. "I don't know. But I always like to ask because if it does get stolen, I'll kill you." She looked back to Gwen. "Let's go."
"Too many women here," Kayla muttered as soon as she got outside.
Saphrin shrugged. "You'll be able to have you pretty little threesome."
Kayla grinned. "Are you sure?'
"I doubt 5 girls are going to get in YOUR way."
"Why'd you threaten to kill her?'
"Why not?" Saphrin looked around. Three women were lying by a pool. "There they are. Okay… c'mon, let's meet them.
"Oh look! More!" One of the women smiled and waved.
"Are you the last plane in?"
Kayla nodded. "Yes we are… no more planes for weeks now. And you are?"
"I'm Analia," tall woman said, brown hair, and blue eyes. She wasn't exactly skinny, tone, but nice enough looking. "This is Kylie," pointing to the girl with brown hair tied to the side, sneaking all the way down to her waist. "And this is Cat," the woman with blue eyes and red waist-length hair looked up and smiled. Analia looked at Kayla and Saphrin. "And you are?"
"I'm Saph, this is Kayla. We're the wonder cleavage twins."
"What?" The three girls burst out laughing.
Kayla shrugged. "Don't ask, some stupid nickname an exboyfriend gave me, anyways… you all won a free trip, right?"
"You too?"
Saphrin smiled. "Yeah, that's it." She studied Cat for a moment, paused, and the spoke. "So, well, what are the uh guys looking like?"
"Very very nice." Kylie smiled. "Got my eye on one of them. They're all wrestlers, you know."
"Oh don't say that." Kayla started to mutter.
"What?"
She sighed. "Nevermind, go on."
"Yeah, well, they're doing a big prominiton thing like instead of a Diva's calendars, it's like a WWE male superstar--- chip n' dales kind of thing."
"Oh." Saphrin suppressed her laugh. "So we have half naked men running around in speedos?"
"Basically." Kylie confirmed.
Saphrin grinned. "Maybe it's not too bad."
"Oh, it's going to be horrible." Kayla started to pout.
***
"What's so wrong?"
"Kane's here."
"So?"
Kayla sighed. "I have to kill him." She sat down on her bed.
"I understand."
"But Raven is here too."
"FUCK!"
"You have to kill him don't you?"
Saphrin nodded grimly. "Yep. Sure do." She sat down next to Kayla, her head in her palms.
"I don't want to."
"I don't either. He's too damn sexy." Saphrin shook her head, then sighed.
"Well you could fuck him and then kill him. AT least he'd die happy." Kayla pointed out.
She sighed again. "Well, I don't want to think about killing him. First I want to sleep with him, and then the killing might begin."
"Does it have to?"
"Probably."
"But the job…"
"Fuck it, we got a few weeks, right?"
Kayla nodded.
"Then we only have to do it in one day, so don't worry about it. Hot guys don't come along everyday."
"Then why do you almost crash the car everyday?"
Saphrin grinned. "Well, okay, half naked guys--- eh scratch that. Fuck it, you know what I mean."
"Well then I say let the games begin!" Kayla ran to the bathroom.
"What are you doing?"
"Changing. Kane is going to loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me." Kayla laughed from the bathroom and slammed.
"Or be so fucking scared of you he has to love you…" Saphrin started to mutter.
To be continued…
A/N: Whee. First chapter, many to go. Don't worry if you had only a short part, had to lay out a plot yes. It will all even out eventually. So yes, go review, and yeaahhhh…
-Saphi