*DISCLAIMER* I don't own any of these peoples, except myself and everyone else owns themselves but I'm borrowing them because they want to be in my fucked up story. So yeah, don't sue me. I don't make enough money.

With a small camera in hand, Kayla snuck around trees to get a better look at the men. Well, more specifically, Kane. She leaned around and muttered, "I can't believe I'm doing this."

Then, she saw it. Cat… and Kane. Kane was leaning against a tree, shorts, no shirt or shoes. And then the offenders hand was stroking his arms. Kayla felt an anger raise through her. "Mine, not hers. Mine!" She glared and bitterly walked away.

While walking back, she saw Saphrin lying on a towel by the pool. "Saph. Kill HER."

Saph raised her head and turned. "Who now?"

"Cat! She touched my Kane!"

"Oh…"

"That's all? Well you watch out or Raven is mine!" Kayla started to pace wildly.

"You touch him and I'll blow a hole in your head." Even as friends, Saphrin was dead serious.

Kayla nodded. "Yeah… I know, I've seen."

Saphrin laughed and laid back down, closing her eyes. "You just wait. I'll make everything okay."

***

Who was he--- that's what Ursula wanted to know. She slunk down the hall, hiding in different doorways when he turned around.

"Shane Helms, what are you doing here?"

The was a short laugh. "Nothing-- I don't have to shoot today so I'm trying to find a hot girl to lay."

"Oh yeah. I saw one outside. Another is trying for Kane.

They both laughed and said, "Stupid girl."

"Yeah… I've heard one-- Lilac, said to be pretty."

Ursula heard them finish their conversation and felt a quick panic rise into her throat. She ran out and collided head first into Jeff Hardy. "Move it!"

He looked up. "Who are you?"

She didn't wait for him to finish before she was up and running after Helms.

"Strange…" Jeff sat on the floor. He guessed Helms wasn't going to get far with that psycho on his trail.

"Need help?"

He looked up and spotted the purple eyes. "Lilac?"

"Sure am." She offered her hand and helped him up.

He stood up, awkwardly trying to think of something to say in the middle of forty rooms and an endless hallway. "You… uh… alone?"

"Well, sure. Want to uhm… pool?"

He grabbed her hand and ran down the hall.

***

Jeff and Lilac were playing Marco Polo with Kyle, Lance, and Jericho. Kayla had a towel covering her head and she was lying on her stomach. Saphrin watched Raven sweat. She was plotting to attack him but her stomach felt empty and she was afraid she would trip.

"Saph?"

"Leave me be, Kayla."

Kayla unwrapped the towel. "Why?" She looked where Saphrin's eyes were. Raven. "Oh."

"Yes, you see?" Saphrin pouted. He was reading and he slowly took off his glasses, turning to her.

"Do you mind?" Raven eyed her.

"Stop being so fucking hot!" Saphrin screamed and threw a book at him. "Bastard!"

He caught the book and looked at the cover. "Good book. Surprised you can read."

"Just because my chest is the size of Mount Everest doesn't mean I'm stupid, you little bitch." Saphrin glared at him for effect.

He laughed. "True enough. Raven." He smiled at her.

She moved over next to him. "Saph." She thought her heart was going to explode. "Can I have my book?"

"Only if you promise not to hit me with it."

"I can't promise that."

He pushed back his hair. "Hair tie?"

She pulled one out of hers. "Voila, mon cheré."

***

"Now… I don't know Mr. Raven… I've only known you a day!" Saphrin started to laugh. She was so drunk and Raven always looked good, better if possible.

Kayla watched from the corner. Extremely disgruntled. Kane was with Kane. He was hers! Not anyone else's… hers…

"Hey there beautiful."

Kayla looked at Jericho but even his beautiful face couldn't make her smile. "Yes?"

"Just having a drink, hopefully with a beautiful lady. You want one?"

"Big fuckin' bottle of vodka." Kayla muttered, and with that, Jericho called for one.

Even so, he still sat next to her, and asked, "Something wrong?"

"Have to kill someone, you know."

He laughed. "Not me, I hope."

She shook her head. "No, but watch out for Saph."

He turned around and looked at Saphrin who was sitting in Raven's lap, kissing his neck and doing who knows what. "She loves that boy."

"For the time being."

***

Kane walked around to find a place to sit down. He moved towards Jericho, then saw the woman next to him. He tripped over a chair and spilled his drink. The woman laughed. "Who're you?" He stared.

"Kayla."

"Ka-"

"I know." She waved her hand when she cut him off. She stood up. "Nice talkin to ya', jerky." She grinned at Jericho. She walked by Kane, her fingers like feathers touching his arm, and said simply, "Kane."

He watched her go. She was a goddess.

***

"Will you two shut up?" Kayla banged on the wall. Stupid Saphrin. Always too damn loud.

"Sorry!" She heard her laugh.

There was a knock at the door. The stood up, "Who?"
"Uhm…. Lilac?"

She opened the door. "Hello." Kayla looked her over.

"I thought since Saphrin is uh… busy," Lilac blushed, " and Ursula is sort of gone… maybe we could hang out."

"Sure, come on in."

"So… you and Saphrin… you're good friends?"

Kayla nodded and closed the door. "We've been friends since teenagers. Saph is like an older sister."

"That's cool." Lilac looked around the bland room. Flowery walls and matching bedspreads. "SO… what do you do for a job?"

"Uhm." Kayla stopped herself. "I work for Saphrin. We do a bunch of random jobs."

"I work for a radio station." Lilac smiled happily. "That's how I won my tickets."

"Yeah… we uhm… live in Texas."

"New York."

"I used to live there."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. I moved to Texas after Saphrin got divorced from her first husband and before she started dating Bryan."

Lilac looked over at the wall. "You mean… she stopped dating him right?"

"Uhm. No."

"But?"

"Well… Bryan is a weird guy." Kayla shrugged.

"I want Jeff."

"I want Kane. Jericho…. Lance…"

"You know that Kane took Cat on a date tonight?" Lilac thought she had heard the news.

Kayla didn't respond.

Lilac watched for any response.

"I'll kill her."

Lilac laughing nervously.

Kayla was serious. She stared to bang on the wall. "Saph! Saph! There's a problem!"

"Yeah… one sec."

Kayla stalked around. "I can't believe him. Lilac, open the door for Saph."

Lilac let Saphrin in. She came in with a white shirt and her hair disheveled and knotty. "This better be fucking good."

"He took her on a date!"

"Oh…" Saphrin lied down on the bed.

"Haven't you been on your back enough tonight?" Kayla glared at her friend.

Saphrin started to laugh. "You don't want me to comment, duck. So he took her out?"

"That's what she said." She pointed to Lilac, who waved at Saph.

Saphrin nodded. "I see. I'll go grab a gun. C'mon."

"What?"

They both looked at Lilac, then Kayla sighed. "We're professional killers."

"What?"

Saphrin shrugged and walked to the luggage, dropped it, and it popped open. She took out a small gun and slid it in the top of her waistband.

"You're going to kill her? Because she wants Kane?"

Saphrin pulled out the gun quickly and aimed it at Lilac's head. "I'll kill you if you don't keep quiet."

"Saph… she's scared."

She was. Lilac was shaking. "You won't kill me… I don't want Kane, I want Jeff."

"No…no…" She lowered the gun. "But no one makes Kayla sad." She put the gun back in her waist band. "I'll see what I can do." She walked out of the room.

"She's not going to really kill her, is she?"

"She should. If she doesn't, I will."

"But he's… just a guy."

Kayla shook her head, and sat down on the bed. "Not to me.

***

She could have a nice clear shot, if she would just lay off Kane for one moment. Groping him on the floor? Class? She guessed not(neither did she, but she never acted like she did.)

Her phone rang. She pulled it out of pocket. "Yeah?"

"Nothing?"

"He won't move."

"Just shoot in her head. It might not kill him."

She laid down the down the gun. "I can't kill him. He's not the target. Even I have a heart."

"I wonder."

She hung up the phone. Nothing tonight, tomorrow would be better.

***

"Where'd you go?"

"To do work." She lied next to him.

"You're evil."

Saphrin smiled. "I know, darling. I can't help it."

"You're so… cold, and I want to know why."

"I intrigue you." Saphrin fished around for some covers then pulled them up over her.

"How can you not?'

"I kill people-- it makes you distant, you know."

"Whatever, Saph." Raven laughed.

"Basically."

***

Kayla waited for Ursula to creep around the corner. Helms has just passed and Ursula was sure to follow. On time, her lanky and gaunt figure appeared. "Having fun?"

Ursula shot her a dirty look. "What are you doing? Stalking me?"

"Wondering why you bother Helms so much."

"The hair."

"It's just green."

"But… I don't know. I'm allergic to the sun anyways. It's not like I can go and… get a tan or some freak thing like that.

"So why'd you come if you can't even be outside?"

"Father thought I needed to get out more." Ursula looked around, panicked. "Where is he?"

Kayla pointed down the hallway ands he was gone. She was trying to find Saphrin, but she had no idea where she would be. Even Raven said she went out early, and that was all he knew.

"Hey, Kayla!"

IT was Cat and her body stopped. She turned. Only a stony, "Hello."

"I had to tell someone! I'm Kane's girlfriend. Isn't that awesome?"

Kayla stared, turned, and walked anywhere. Anywhere where she could find something to kill someone with. She ended up in the kitchen. Herself, Kane, or Cat. Someone was going to pay for this.

And here was the reaper now. Saphrin was sleeping on the kitchen table. "Saph?"

She looked up. "Another death?"

"He asked her out! Like a permanent thing!" Kayla started to cry.

"Sit down, eat waffles. I'll make sure everything is all ducky soon."

"Not now?"

"Not yet." Saphrin watched her. It would fall into place soon enough.

TBC…

A/N: Go serial killaz! *mwaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa* Anyways. Yeah. So. There's one of my many many secrets of the story. And if you're in this story- you might be killed. Or lose a limb or something. Yeah. So review. This chapter is for Gwen to make her happy because she's my twiztid serial killin' juggalo homie for life!

-Saphi