SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! We are now in the phase where smut is becoming more common, and our protagonists are getting laid, like how they deserve! In this chapter, we have Naruto banging his fiancé's mom, while important plot events take place before the actual lemon, so this chapter isn't just for the purpose of smut.
I'm sorry guys, I love lemons too much to not have the protagonists sleep around. So starting now, this story now features harems, but only the best main characters get them. The author's notes will be at the bottom, and without further adieu, I present to you beautiful bastards this rare lemon: Naruto Uzumaki x Mebuki Haruno.
Please enjoy!
Arriving at the doorstep of the Haruno residence with a bouquet of roses and an engagement ring that he was able to pay for with the stack of cash that Rock had generously donated to him, Naruto was greeted with welcome arms by both Mebuki and Kizashi. Patting Naruto graciously on the shoulder while his future son-in-law gifted the beautiful arrangement of flowers to Mebuki, Kizashi closed the front door behind him before the three of them made their way to the living room.
"Always a pleasure to see ya, son! I believe Sakura mentioned earlier that you'd be staying the night… Congratulations, by the way! It's not every day that a man gets to say that his daughter's getting married to the future Hokage!" Kizashi said proudly, as he sat down on his favorite recliner, while Naruto and Mebuki sat down together on the living room couch.
Feeling a whole lot better knowing that he didn't have to break it to his future parents-in-law that he wasn't going to end up being the next Hokage, Naruto couldn't help but feel humbled by Kizashi's praises. "Thanks Mr. Haruno! It means a lot to me, hearing you say that!" Naruto replied back with a friendly and wide-toothy grin spread across his lips, all while getting comfortable before feeling Mebuki's arm reaching behind his back.
"I knew you had it in ya, kid— we both have always know that you were going to be my little's girl's 'Prince Charming'," Mebuki said in her usual gruff voice that she had spoken with, ever since she was part of the street gang that Kushina and Mikoto used to be in as teenagers. Reaching far enough behind Naruto to wrap her fingers around his strong biceps, Mebuki was impressed with her son-in-law's toned muscles as she felt his arm up.
Unsure of what was going on, especially when he was suddenly jerked closer toward the somewhat busty MILF's large B-cup sized breast, Naruto felt his cheeks burning up as Mebuki reached up from his bicep to softly caress the side of his face— his face resting against her pillow-like breast that felt plump and squishy beneath his crimson cheeks. "I… I'm glad you think so highly of me, haha, ha…" Naruto nervously said, while trying not to overthink about what was going down.
Smiling as though nothing was wrong about the way his cougar wife was keeping Naruto's head pressed against her soft boob while reaching up to begin pulling apart her kimono, Kizashi gave his son-in-law a look of approval as he crossed his arms over his chest. "We want you to feel welcomed to our family, Naruto. We both firmly believe that as the next Hokage, it's your right to have access to your village's popullace of women— to a certain extent, of course! Can't force that sort of stuff onto your future subjects, can you?"
"I… I guess not," Naruto said with a quiet voice, as he glanced from the corner of his peripheral vision to see Mebuki's visible velvet-silk black bra, after unveiling her white kimono off most of her upper body. "Umm… N-Not to be rude, but like… W-Wouldn't Sakura be, uh… Upset about this? Hehe…?" Naruto questioned, and felt Mebuki momentarily lift his head off of her breasts, so she could finish taking off the rest of her outfit, until she was wearing nothing but her matching silk bra and panties. '… Holy crap,' Naruto thought to himself, as he felt his froggy-briefs underneath his orange cargo pants beginning to tighten.
Smiling reassuringly at the young man who was practically thirty years younger than her, Mebuki waved off Naruto's concerns as she turned toward him so that her somewhat veiny cleavage was presented to him. "Actually, your fiancé was the one who asked us to… Speak to you about what she's wanting out of this marriage of yours," the strawberry-blond MILF said, as she reached down to guide Naruto's hips so that he was facing toward her. "She told us about that marriage proposal that your father tried getting you to sign off on… Said that she thinks it's a good idea that you and her start your own 'harem'— just like how polygamy used to be considered normal, back in the good ol' days."
Watching Naruto averting his gaze while feeling too confused and conflicted to do anything as his wife carefully started to undo his pants, Kizashi asked the blond shinobi, "Tell me son, do you know what a 'harem' is? Has your father talked to you about how the Hokages before him all used to have multiple wives?"
With one arm resting on the top of the middle-back cushion of the couch, Naruto kept his arm down to maintain his balance as the lustful MILF in front of him patiently slid his pants and underwear down his hips. "UMMM?!? N-No! No, h-he never mentioned that!" Naruto stammered out with his heart racing, as he immediately felt embarrassed with the fact that his nine-inch cock was fully erect in front of his fiancé's mother. "W-Why?! Was that a th-IIIIIING-G-Guh…~!?!" Naruto moaned out with widened eyes, as he felt Meboku's aged fingers wrapping gently around his throbbing shaft.
Laughing out loud with an amused look on his face, Kizashi nodded his head while watching as Naruto squirmed and clenched his fingers tightly into the cushions of his sofa, as his wife spat on his cock before beginning to massage it with her palms and fingers. "Why yes, in fact! It's still a common practice in more traditional villages, such as Iwagakure! For Konohagakure, the Hokage, or any other important figure deemed worthy by the Daimyō, was allowed to have more than as many wives as they wanted. That's how the Uzumaki and Uchiha clan had enough members to prevent birth defects within their numbers! Not only that, but it's also used as a way to build alliances between villages and even other countries… Minato never did it because of Kushina, I think…?"
While Kizashi was stroking his long-pointed goatee, Naruto was laying down with his back resting down on the side of the couch's armrest— his muscles beginning to become less tense, as he watched with slightly narrowed eyes as Mebuki leaned forward while sitting up on her shins. "A-And you said that having a harem is normal for the Hokage, r-right? And that, uh… S-Sakura's cool with thi- Oooo…~!" Naruto moaned out with a relaxed breath, as he watched as Mebuki wrapped her wide-wrinkly lips around the head of his uncircumcised cock, as she kept herself balanced by keeping herself up with her hands wrapped over his toned thighs.
"Absolutely! Why, after her mother walked into her just an hour ago, Sakura was begging for her to have us talk to you about all of this!" The brown-skinned man replied back happily, as he watched Naruto hesitantly resting his right hand on top of his wife's head full of short dirty-blond hair, all while she slowly bobbed her head up-and-down with his cock in her warm mouth. "We've taught her about the Hokage having harems in the past, and she never really seemed interested in it until tonight, actually… Guess whatever was in that envelope she mentioned earlier must have changed her mind, eh?"
"Ngh, ahhh… Mmmm… Y-Yeah, I guess so, huh?" Naruto replied back with a relaxed look on his face, as he locked eyes with Mebuki's seductive gaze— all while eyeing up her massive dump-truck of an ass that barely fit in the black-thong that hugged tightly around her melon-sized cheeks. 'Huh… Guess that's where Sakura gets her curves from,' Naruto thought to himself, as he ran his hand down the older woman's aged cheek while he felt her experienced tongue teasingly wrap around his girth as she continued to give him a blowjob.
"You know, Naruto, it makes me glad to know that the future of our village is in good hands! You really know how to make a father-in-law proud!" Kizashi said with a thrilled look in his eyes, as he got up from his recliner while Naruto reached down with his other hand to pull down on his wife's bra— causing her fat-tits to plop out over the tops of her bra's black-velvet cups. "I'll give you and my wife some privacy— let you have a taste of what Sakura's body is going to be like in a few decades… You must be hungry, by the way son! I'm going to make dinner, do you want anything in particular? You're going to need your strength after you're down with my wife, after all— Sakura said she's going to want your endurance up for when it's her turn to have you next!"
'… Is this guy really going to cook me dinner while I have sex with his wife? This has to be a dream, right? No way any of this is actually real, haha,' Naruto reasoned silently to himself, after the idea of everything around him being nothing more than a dream made him feel what was going around him was actually beginning to make sense. Groping Mebuki's saggy left boob on his hand, Naruto smiled confidently while locking his gaze into hers, as he replied back, "Yeah, do you got any ramen, by chance?! I'm actually pretty hungry, and some beef ramen sounds pretty amazing right now!"
Giving Naruto an 'okay' sign with his hands, Kizashi gave him an approving nod before leaving him and his wife alone in the living room. While her cuckold husband was in the kitchen making her dominant son-in-law the dinner that he deserved, Mebuki chuckled with Naruto's cock deep in her throat. Wanting to speak, the blond woman nestled her cheek against Naruto's palm before grabbing ahold of the base of his cock.
Slowly lifting her head up, a thick trail of drool and precum was bridging the gap between her large-bottom lip and the tip of Naruto's slicked cock after she popped it out of her mouth. Leaning even more forward with her back arched for him, Mebuki smiled lustfully at her future son-in-law, as she buried his throbbing dick between her plump B-cup sized breasts while pressing them together to create more friction for him to enjoy.
"You're helluva a specimen, kid… I can see why Uzumaki men were quite the hot commodity back in the day! That cock of yours is yours is three-times the size of my husband's— bless his heart, hehe," Mebuki admitted with an amused look on her slightly wrinkled lips, as she pressed harder down on her breasts before beginning to stroke Naruto off using just her tightened cleavage.
"Hehe, thanks for the… W-Wait, mmmhh… D-Doesn't that mean that Mr. Haruno is o-only three i-inches l-long- ahhh…?" Naruto asked with a shocked expression mixed in with the look of pleasure on his youthful face, as the bottom of his shaft grinded against Mebuki's chest, while the rest of his manhood was getting squeezed by her squishy tits.
Nodding her head as Naruto looked over past her shoulders to take notice of the black-fishnet stocking she had on, Mebuki snickered softly as her erect nipples continuously brushed against his toned thighs, each time she shook her fat tits up-and-down his superior cock. "Sadly, yes… Let's just say that I ain't with my husband for his performance in bed, kid…"
"I… I'm sorry to h-hear tha— oooo, mmmphhh…~!" Naruto apologized, while trying to finish his sentence before letting out an involuntary cooing moan from his lips, that instantly made the forty-five year old woman feel more attractive than she had ever felt with her small-dick husband.
"Thanks kid, but I don't need your sympathy— what Mama needs is her son-in-law to make her feel like a real woman again!" Mebuki declared with a passionate look on her aged face, before suddenly crawling up Naruto's lap before sitting down on top of his groin. Straddling his hips with her thick-massive thighs and fishnet stocking keeping his bare legs warm, Mebuki momentarily lifted herself up with Naruto still underneath her. "The way I see it, Naruto, is that a daughter should share her husband with her mother… Sakura and I are a packaged deal, so why don't you be a good son-in-law, and stick that cock inside Mama~? It's been too long since I've last had any action down there, kid…"
"Y-Yes, ma'am!" Naruto said excitedly with a gleeful look on his face, as he reached down with one hand to guide the tip of his throbbing cock past all the bushy hair keeping Mebuki's pussy hidden. Once he found her slit, Naruto finessed the tip of his cock between her vaginal lips, and felt her hands clamping down on his shoulders the moment he started to slide himself into her tight-vaginal hole.
"Aahh, f-fuck, kid! T-This must be what it feels like for a woman to be losing her virginity to a REAL man, g-guh~!" Hebuki moaned out with her cheeks becoming redder, as she arched her back and tensed up during the entire process of lowering her hips back down onto Naruto's. Feeling parts of her womanhood that her husband had never been able to explore with his small length, Hebuki's gruff moans grew more intense and louder the deeper Naruto's big dick went inside of her.
Clenching his jaw and feeling dejavu from when he took Sakura's virginity yesterday, Naruto felt a lot of pressure around his entire cock that made him grunt out through his closed mouth. Needing to grab a hold of the blond MILF's chubby love handles, Naruto pushed Mebuki's hips down all the way once she was unable to do it herself— doing so only elicited more screams of pleasure as he felt her fingers tighten around his exposed shoulders, thanks to the fact that his black-turtleneck shirt was sleeveless.
"D-Damn, Mrs. Haruno…! Y-You weren't kidding— you're hella tight down there…!" Naruto grunted out, only after he managed to shove his entire cock into the mature woman's hairy-tight pussy— her pubic hair keeping his hairless balls warm, all while her warm vaginal fluids dripped out of her adjusted womanhood, and onto her future son-in-law's groin.
"Mmmmm…! N-Naruto, baby~! I-I have never felt this amazing in my life…~! Goddamn, I wish you would have done this sooner, kid— I wouldn't have minded putting my ass out for you back then too!" Mebuki admitted shamelessly with her pussy filled with Naruto's dick, while getting immense pleasure from the way his pink-top was pressing up against her G-spot— something that she had always assumed to have been a myth, thanks to her having to cope with Kizashi's unimpressive size.
'Wow, getting to have sex with Sakura's mom when I was a kid… Man, that would have been freakin' sweet!' Naruto thought to himself, while still unsure whether or not any of what was happening to him was a dream or not. "Well Mrs. Haruno, it's like you said: You and Sakura are a packaged deal. So long as I'm around, I'll be sure to give you a good lay, whenever I come to visit!" Naruto said enthusiastically, as he reached further past Mebuki's soft lovehandles to smack his hands down on her voluptuous ass— sinking his fingers into the soft-jiggly flesh of her buttcheeks.
"Mmmmm! That's right baby, you own Mama now~! In fact, why come to visit? Shouldn't the future Hokage be surrounded by his women, so that they're always available to him, hmmm~?" Mebuki cooed seductively, while watching Naruto's smile turn into that of awe the moment he registered that she was asking him to move into their large house. "It's about time a real man takes his place here… So, what do you say, Naruto? Care to move in, and have my fat ass whenever you want, hmmm~?"
'… This freakin' rocks, dude! Sucks that this isn't real, haha!' Naruto thought bittersweetly to himself, while taking the idea well that none of what he was experiencing was anything more than a wet dream. "And how can the future Hokage say no to that kind of offer!? Tell that pathetic husband of yours that I'm here to say, baby! Now start riding my cock; your future Hokage demands it— BELIEVE IT!!!"
"Y-Yes my Hokage— I live to serve a real man like you, nghhh~!" Mebuki purred out with a submissive look in her green eyes, before being pulled forward by one of Naruto's hands, so she had no choice but to lose balance and catch herself on his body. With her pushed-up breasts pressing up against his toned pectoral muscles, Mebuki let out a muffled gasp of pleasure as she felt his hand raise up to grab the back of her head— her son-in-law bringing her face forward so he could press his lips against hers.
Sliding his tongue into the MILF's very inviting and sloppy-warm mouth, Naruto moaned deeply into her orifice as she started suck on his tongue while she bounced up-and-down on his throbbing cock. Thrusting his hips against her groin each time she threw herself down to have her hairy snatch swallow up all nine-inches of his dick, Naruto gave Mebuki's bouncing ass cheek a hardy smack— eliciting for her to let out a submissive and scratchy moan, while he continued to invade her mouth with his dominant tongue.
Giving the mature woman's bare ass another smack, again-and-again, all while clenching the handful of her short blond hair in his other hand tighter, Naruto could feel her saliva dripping down his chin with how lustful Mebuki was getting, as he continued to pump his cock in-and-out of her tight pussy. The longer the mother and her future son-in-law continued to fuck each other passionately, the more the two with a notciable gap in their age-difference began to sweat, causing their skin to glisten and shine while the living room began to be filled with their combined musky aroma of sex.
Wanting to finish inside of her in a different position, Naruto pulled his lips away from hers and smiled apologetically at the impatient glare he was getting from Mebuki. Not wanting to waste her time any more than he needed, Naruto positioned the submissive wife on the couch so that she was ready to be taken doggy style— one knee bent down on the bottom cushion, while her outstretched leg maintained her balance by standing on the floor.
Getting up on his knees so that he was behind her enormous peach-sized bottom, Naruto smacked his cock repeatedly against her hairy and moist groin, before sliding his cock back inside of Mebuki's warm snatch. "Sorry Mrs. Haruno… I-I just really, really wanted for you to shake your ass on me while I cum in you… T-Think you can do that for your son-in-law?" Naruto asked with a hopeful look in his eyes, while secretly fearing that he had 'flown too close to the sun', and was about to be rejected by Sakura's hot mom.
"Tsk… Do I think I can do that for you, baby? No, I KNOW I can back my old-ass for you, kid! Let Mommy show you how it's done— hold on to my hips, Naruto!" Mebuki said with pride and determination in her gruff voice, as she steadied herself with her arms crossed beneath her chin— putting her face down against the bottom cushion, while raising her hips up for what she had planned for the horny young man behind her.
Doing as he was instructed, Naruto held on tightly to Mebuki's chubby love handles once again, and before he knew it, he was watching her hot MILF ass twerking on his groin, while slamming her pussy all the way down until her vulva was kissing the top of his balls. Feeling memorized and euphoric all at the same time, Naruto watched with lustful eyes as Mebuki's massive ass cheeks clapped together each time she threw her hips up, before bouncing them down on his thighs as she once again swallowed up his manhood with tight thigh dripping-wet MILF pussy.
'Holy crap, Sakura! How the hell can your mom bounce her hips like that?! Goddamn, Mama, keep moving like that and I'm gonna give you another kid! Wait… Will she get pregnant?' Naruto thought to himself, while pounding her pussy by thrusting his hip against her bouncing buttcheeks, each time his dick went back inside of Mebuki's still fertile womanhood. '… Ah, who cares?! This is probably a dream, it doesn't matter…' Naruto justified to himself in his head, which was all the assurance he needed from himself to brush away any concerning thoughts from his endorphin-filled head.
Taking gasps of muffled air while drooling all over her forearms and couch, Mebuki was letting out higher-pitched moans as she felt her loins beginning to tighten, and her enlarged clitoris beginning to throb in a way that told her body that she was ready to cum for the first time since Kizashi impregnated her with Sakura.
"Ooooo~! Mmmm~! N-Naruto~! N-Naruto, baby~! M-Mama's gonna cum~! F-Fuck me, kid; fuck my pussy and fill me u-AHHHHH, AHHHH~!!!" Mebuki screamed out, as her body tensed up and her back began to convulse as she felt Naruto's hands tightening around her soft love handles.
Even as Mebuki's aged body seized up while spraying his groin in her musky vaginal fluids, Naruto continued to pound away at her flooding snatch until he finally felt himself achieving his orgasm. "Ngggh, f-fuck…~!" Naruto cooed out underneath his breath, and stared down at the submissive housewife's beautiful and sweaty ass cheeks, as he slammed his cock all the way inside of her well-fucked pussy. Clenching his jaw and listening to her crying out his name, Naruto filled her womb to the brim with his fertile cum— not thinking twice about what he was doing, as he continued to pound her snatch while costing her insides with the same fertile seed that had impregnated her daughter.
Hearing the sweaty MILF gasping for breath while still face down with her hips raised up, Naruto pulled his long half-flaccid cock out of her cum-filled pussy, and watched with a satisfied look at the trail of their combined fluids bridging the gap between the tip of his dick and her spread-open womanhood. "Thank you for the sex, Mrs. Haruno… I think after a quick bite, I'll be ready for Sakura next," Naruto thanked with a wide-toothy grin on his face, all while he wiped his dick clean by rubbing his semen between Mebuki's crack, before wiping the rest of his seed on her bountiful cheeks.
"G-Good boy, Naruto… G-Go get her, tigger…~!" Mebuki cheered with an exhausted tone that made her cock-drunken voice sound silly to Naruto. "I… I'm just gonna lay down here for a while… I'll be here if you need me, kid; I belong to you now, Naruto…" Mebuki said with a smitten expression that was hidden away by her face being buried in her forearms, and thought about how good her life was going to be now that she had a man like Naruto in her and her daughter's life— especially with the thought that he'll be living with there with them now.
Still confident that he was still in a dream, Naruto got up off the couch and made his way toward the other side of the sofa where Mebuki was still drooling onto the cushion beneath her chin. "Before I go, Mrs. Haruno, I'd like for you to clean me off, please…! Ya know, by licking off all that gunk, down there~?" Naruto asked with a perverted look on his face, and let out a victorious squeak the moment he felt Mebuki's tongue pressing up against his inner thigh.
Taking his pants and underwear off beside the couch, thinking that there wasn't a reason to put them back on, Naruto decided to sit down on the same cushion where Mebuki's head was. "Good girl, Mrs. Haruno, tehehe~! Be a good 'mother-in-law', and get me ready for your daughter,' Naruto ordered playfully, without realizing that to Mebuki, she was doing what a good old-fashioned servant of the next Hokage would do.
"Y-Yes baby, Mama will service you like a good bitch," Mebuki cooed out with a lustful and tired look, as she continued to suck and lick off all her and Naruto's cum off of his sack, before moving up his hardening cock with her tongue pressing up against the bottom of his shaft. Feeling Naruto's hand grabbing the back of her neck, Mebuki was going cross-eyed and felt herself squirting out of her pussy, just from how submissive she felt while Naruto made her take his throbbing cock back inside of her wet-mouth.
Making Sakura's mom kiss the base of his cock with her plump lips, Naruto relaxed where he was sitting and got comfortable where he was at, as he made Mebuki begin to suck and slobber all over his dick once again. 'Man, this is probably the second best dream I've ever had… Heh, this would be a helluva lot more awkward if this wasn't actually a dream though, hehe… Heh,' Naruto thought to himself, as he rested his eyes while getting blown by Mebuki until he finally came in the back of her throat hard enough, that some of it shot out of her nose and down the corners of her cock-filled mouth.
And there we have it, Kizashi is a cuck who believes that the Hokage should have multiple wives, like how they did traditionally, before Minato took power as the fourth Hokage. Historically speaking, this isn't too much out of the blue, because that's how it used to be IRL. Not the Hokages and chakra, but royalty having multiple wives.
Okay, we gotta either kick Kizashi out of the house, have him live there while doing his best to help around the house, or just straight up kill him. Might not kill him, or kick him out… Just have him there to show support to his daughter and mother, and continue on with his life in the background as Naruto becomes the new man of the house.
Okay, let's go to the reviews!
Rock Lee was once again rejected, and now Sakura isn't the only woman Naruto is gonna be banging.
And I'm sorry that I've decided to make all these lemons during no-nut November. November is my harvest month, except for like, next week? I'll be going to Disney World from the eleventh to the twentieth, so expect a bit of a hiatus during that. That's why I'm trying to release these lemons, gotta give the homies some reading material while they're mining for diamonds.
Armin is gonna get Hitch and Annie, and you're damn right that Naruto is gonna eat some pussy in the next chapter.
'Let's get some pussy tonight'- Francis of the Filth.
I would say that Sakura isn't normally bisexual, I just think with how the pink glitter bomb worked, she got so horny that she didn't mind getting turned on by Kurotsuchi. It's one of those things where she doesn't really care for women, but she'll do it for the sake of Naruto. She got so horny, that her brain decided right then and there that not only was she okay with the thought of having other women involved in their sex, but she decided that her parents were right, and that Naruto should be expanding the Uzumaki clan— something that Kushina will be thrilled to hear.
After Naruto and Sakura have sex in the next chapter, she'll expand more on how she wants Naruto to tell his father that he wants to negotiate the marriage proposal— stating how Kurotsuchi will have to be the one to move into Konoha, and not the other way around. Oh, and she'll have to be the second-class wife, while Sakura gets to be the 'main waifu'. Speaking of Kurotsuchi, I gotta edit the previous chapters if I made that mistake outside of the author's notes; I meant to put 'granddaughter', I didn't realize that I forgot to add the 'grand' part lol.
And good idea, I should just pair Toneri with Hinata, and have her sleep with Naruto only if she agrees to stop stalking him. That, or not, lol. I'll just have her be with Toneri, and she can be the reason why Ichika leaves to live with Kaneki and Haise. I'll have Ichika be included sooner though, for that sweet sweet 'CONTENT'.
And yeah, having Naruto get with Ino because Sakura thinks it's a good idea to rebuild her relationship with her, while giving Naruto another wife to expand the Uzumaki clan will be a good basis to write her into his harem. And ooo, having Sakura convince Minato to write up a degree to have Konan get married to Naruto as well could be a good way to lead Naruto into getting her as a 'Mommy waifu' too. Naruto is gonna get lots of pussy in this fanfic, boys, don't worry about that.
Hell, might even have Naruto swipe Tenten from Rock Lee, and have him fool around with her, only after he explains what he has planned for tomorrow to Sakura, who gives him the green light to 'sleep with comrades' during long missions. Sakura can be in more missions in the future, but like I said, Naruto is getting laid in this AU, boys!!! Yeeeehawwww! Naruto will be getting more than Konan, Ino, Kurotsuchi, Sakura, and her mom; he's the future of Konoha, why should he have to settle?
Okay, question about Eto. Should she be a straight up futa in this fanfic, or should it only be through her jujutsu? Either way, her having a cock in her past does make sense, and her explaining to Kaneki that her pussy underneath her cock is just a medical condition, that way he doesn't question why she doesn't have any balls. Or maybe she should have balls, and the slit is behind her balls?
Kaneki would have known the differences between boys and girls by then, he's not silly. But yeah, I'm down with having Eto being a straight up natural futa, and she can get pregnant and get others pregnant too? Hell, is it gay if she rubs her cock on Kaneki's? Or she asks him to blow her? Anything goes, baby. Maybe Haise could have seen them in the showers, where Eto has Kaneki pressed up against the walls while she's pounding at him? Just asking the homies here.
And lol, I love that part where you wrote how Ichika and Eto would make fun of Haise back for him teasing Kaneki about getting with a futa. They would put him into a position where either he's known for losing his virginity after Kaneki did, or saying that he lost his virginity first to Juuzou— it's a lose-lose situation where either way, Haise is gonna have to take the L like a bandit.
I love the idea of Eto having sex with Ichika, while she breaks a piece of Kaneki off for Hinami to enjoy, and then they can switch, so Kaneki fucks Ichika while Eto fucks Hinami. Eto can suggest that they switch only after they cum inside their respective loli, that way Ichika doesn't get bred by her brother. After all, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. Oh, and when it's time for Kaneki and Eto to smash after getting Ichika and Hinami filled, Kaneki can be a shota and bang his voluptuous waifu, before they switch and Kaneki finishes his forth orgasm inside younger-futa Eto.
Damn, we are downright dirty now. Too Damn Filthy.
Harry Potter and his wizard friends shouldn't be physically strong, rather they're more for support and need a ninja/servant to protect them while they cast spells from afar. That way, they can be a force to be reckoned with, without making them too strong. Although, I can have Harry learn how to teleport, just so he can evade attacks rather than just being fucked the moment he's within someone's sight line. Harry Potter will have most of the spells from Elden Ring, plus teleportation and Melina allying herself with him, while Malenia chooses to serve Hogwarts in general, with the promise that she can keep the resurrection stone to keep her brother with her.
And yes pardner, we're gonna be pilgrims here, and have Harry Potter have a foursome with Melina, Malenia, and Heromine. And how will we get that?
I'll tell you how: Naruto sleeps with Sakura, goes on his mission to Hokage Rock, he discovers two rifts and manages to close one of them, before being attacked by Carnage Kabuto. They defeat Carnage Kabuto, and are too late to stop his creator, Dr. Genus, from fleeing into the second rift with a group of three White Suits. Kaneki and Naruto chase after them, with Rock, Tenten and Shikamaru being too injured to go with them, so he has Gamakichi take them back to Konoha— telling them to bring reinforcements. The rift is a two way portal that leads into Hogwarts, and there they are attacked by one of the White Suits who stuck behind to kill them. This gives the villians time to muck around, while I give the backstory and have Harry Potter and Melina needing to fight another White Suit and his servant, while Hermoine stays with Malenia so cure her of her Scarlet Rot. Dr. Genus, with knowledge of the Deathly Hallows, given to him by Ranni, who had been the one to come to Kira in the first place to give him forbidden knowledge. Ranni is with Kira, because she thinks that by helping him, Madara will bestow upon her a universe in which she can rule as it's one and only Goddess. Dr. Genus aligns himself with the dementors, and they travel back to Hogwarts to storm them while the last White Suit has his servant lead the army. Naruto and Kaneki join Hogwarts defenses, which are led by a fully recovered Malenia. She leads the army of wizards, and Kaneki and Naruto too, and they end up defeating Dr. Genus' army of dementors, while killing the last White Suit. All three servants abandon Dr. Genus, who is shown mercy and instead is sent to be imprisoned in Azkaban, where he will be questioned and serve his sentence. Harry sees Kaneki and Naruto off, thanks them for their help, and suggests keeping the rift open, and to have each of their worlds defend the portal, so that they can help one another whenever they need to, or just to visit. After Kaneki and Naruto return to their universe, that's when the victorious foursome happens!
Oh, idk what do you think? Have Kaneki and Eto stay monogamous after they fuck Hinami and Ichika, where Hinami stays pregnant while Ichika takes a morning after pill, or straight up having them be a poly couple with Ichika and Hinami there as their girlfriends?
Honestly, Eren might only get with Mikasa and Historia, with the fact that Mikasa gets to fuck her whenever she wants too. As far as Haise's herm goes, I'm unclear about his harem to be honest lol. I need help with that, lol. And yes, the monogamous rule has been lifted— Let's get some pussi tonight.
I'll be writing the Sakura x Naruto lemon after I publish this, I hope to have that out by tonight. Two chapters, let's goooooo.