Title: Shaman Christmas
Author: Yoh Asakura
Rating: R - as of this chapter...o_o
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King or the characters in Shaman King, or any part of Shaman King. It belongs rightfully to the full possession and creativity of Hiroyuki Takei.
Character's Involved: Yoh, Anna, Manta, Amidamaru, Horohoro and Ren.
Warnings: OOC-ness, scary Anna, weirdness...
Author's Note: Ah, I really needed to give an AN here, there's so much that needs to be explained. First off, this story isn't so much christmas-ee yet, so I apologize, it will be.. just later, probably. Also, Anna is hiding in a tree which hides her because of all the leaves ( which really shouldn't exist, it being winter and all ), and how could they even manage an outdoor cemetery party when the temperature is probably freezing.. so, I added a really out of the place, weird thing to happen. Um, like it's still early and really *not* winter yet.. maybe Anna and Yoh do Christmas shopping early or something. But, y'know what? A couple years back it was sunny and warm out up until the day before Christmas, just about. This is in the Midwest, so it really could happen.. I mean, if it can happen in the US, it can happen in Japan, right? o_o;; Let's just say it's true. -_- I know it's really far-fetched, but I don't want to delete the chapters and redo the errors. Lol. So, bear with me.. hehe. n_n; Anyway, the revenge that Anna plays on Yoh is really reaaaaally.... um, funny and strange. ( i actually researched it though, it does exist..! ) I know I probably could have done better, but this was just so amusing, I had to include it! hehe! And I wanted to move this story along, since it's been on pause for a while. Again I say, gomen and hope you enjoy this anyway! n_n;
*Chapter Seven: Sweet Revenge*
/ Time for my revenge... / Anna smirked evilly to herself and took her beads from around her neck, the slight clacking could barely be heard through the noise of the wind rustling the trees. She held them up and began her trance, muttering incantations quietly.
Yoh yawned and stretched, content on taking a nap beneath the tree. Manta was still panicked though, and wouldn't let him rest. "Yoh... what's the matter with you? Anna is going to *kill* us when she finds out all of this!!" Amidamaru also looked concerned. "You need to read more of that book too, Lord Yoh, I fear for your safety." Yoh smiled to them both. "..Anna always knows where I am, she'll be here soon, I'm sure. And about the book ... okay, okay, I'll read some more of it." he sighed and smiled as he flipped open the pages and began to read quietly.
Horohoro and Ren looked bored. "What the hell kind of party is this..!?" complained Ren, "I should just go home." Horohoro fumed. "Don't you *dare* leave me here, Ren!! It's boring enough as it is without someone to pick on!" Ren glared yellow eyes on the ainu shaman and snarled. "I will leave if I feel like it, baka..!!" And of course, this started another fight.
Anna was just about finished with her summoning, the orbs of light collected around her which she muttered to, giving commands. It wouldn't be long now...
Manta thumped his head against the tree. "I can't believe you, Yoh! You knew all along that your life could depend on your reading that book!! .. and you *still* haven't read it!!" Yoh didn't seem to listen, reading intently every word inscribed on the pages.
Ren and Horohoro were still at it. "I can go too, if I feel like it you know!! And you're not the one that's keeping me here! This isn't fun at all, this party sucks!" Horohoro griped, clenching his fists at his sides. "Well, then leave.. see what I care. But, of course I know you're only being a copycat, leaving because it was my idea in the first place. I know how you admire me, Horo-baka." The two fought on childishly.
"..nn..!" Yoh grimaced, closing one eye as a feeling began to wash over him slowly. Still he continued to read though, attempting to ignore the feelings. Anna gave an inward grin from the treetops, directing each and every orb from her summoning down the trunk of the tree, to Yoh where they united to create bigger orbs and sink into the shaman's back from the contact on the tree's bark, the time grew nearer to the finish. The trance Anna was in made a droplet of sweat to streak from under her bandana, down her cheek slowly, but she made no move to wipe it away, still deeply concentrating on the summoning.
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"But if you leave, then Yoh's party will be ruined, he wanted you here -- though I don't know *why*, since you are such a tight-ass shark-head to begin with!!" Horohoro was then shoved back by Ren, "What did you say..? Have you the nerve to say it again?!" Horohoro just narrowed his eyes, opening his mouth to retort but was cut off by Ren who was moving in for the verbal slaughter. "Just name *one* thing that I should stay here for.. name *one* party trick that Yoh has performed to entertain his guests!!" he said, half joking, but trying to ridicule Horohoro more so. The blue-haired ainu growled, but again was interrupted from what he was about to say by a sharp yell coming from Yoh's direction. They slowly turned their wide eyes to Yoh, blinking curiously.
Manta was backstepping in a fearful fashion, all the while muttering, "What's wrong, Yoh?" but too afraid to come any closer. Amidamaru looked fretful, watching Yoh and trying to find an answer as to why he was yelling like that. "Yoh.." Horohoro held out a hand as he took a few steps closer, trying to assist, but not knowing what to do, gave up, just standing there, lowering his hand slowly to his side in defeat. Ren also took a step closer to Yoh. "What is the matter with you..?" he tried not to sound worried, but inside he was slightly concerned. The four stood staring at Yoh, unsure of what to make of this, unsure of what to do, or should they do anything at all? Then silence, Yoh having already thrown the book to the side, slumped down in a sleeping position against the tree.. the four stood holding their breaths, the thought of 'what just happened'? ringing through their minds. ...Anna smirked...
"Ahhh!!" Yoh exclaimed again, head thrown back against the tree, his hand stole down the front of his pants where he started to rub himself vigorously. Everyone sweatdropped. "Gah, Yoh, you are disgusting piece of filth.." Ren spoke, trying to regain a sense of dignity after having worried over something so.. stupid. Manta fell on the ground, "Yoh! What are you doing!?" Amidamaru was still staying still, sweatdrop still apparent, wide eyes also involved. Horohoro was, too, quite speechless. Yoh was blushing deeply, embarrassed at doing this in front of his friends, but he couldn't help it. He literally couldn't stop it. By now, his hand was down the front of his pants where he took his dick in his grip and stroked himself quick and hard, panting and moaning with the rush of feelings even as he wanted to stop. Everyone was staring at him.
Just when he was about to finish, Anna appeared from behind the tree where she relocated for this moment. Stepping out in front of Yoh and the others, she lifted her beads and muttered something else, the orbs fled from his body and returned to the air where they disappeared. "Well, well, maybe now you will think twice before shaming your fiancée, Yoh." Sweat was present on Yoh's forehead and he panted as he looked up at Anna. "Hai, Anna .. Gomen, Anna .. " he apologized, though he really didn't know what he did wrong. Anna surmised as much, flipping around to narrow her eyes at him. "For this dumb surprise party, Yoh!! You *know* that I hate surprises... what's the matter with you, are you that stupid!?"
Yoh panted while looking up at her.. unable to find a response. His body was still buzzing with arousal and he couldn't shake the feelings. "..and for leaving me at the mall.. As if you didn't want to see my do!" she complained. Manta, Amidamaru, Ren, and Horohoro tried to sneak away. Anna turned around quickly to stop them. "Where are you going!?!" Manta was the one closest to Anna, and he was fumbling all over, trying to come up with an answer. Anna interrupted him. "I bet you all wonder what just happened there.." she smiled to herself, proud of her accomplishments. "Well, I just summoned a masturbation spirit. When one is summoned and directed to you, you will have the unstoppable urge to masturbate, and will do so where ever you are, and no matter what the circumstances." she turned her gaze back onto Yoh. "...Isn't that right, Yoh...?" He nodded quickly, afraid to upset her again.. who knew what would set her off. But then again, it was very hard to ignore a burning sensation he was feeling from where he stroked before mindlessly. His dark eyes narrowed in focus at Anna, his cheeks were hot. He didn't know why he was feeling this way, but he couldn't stop looking at Anna... her body... and thinking sexual thoughts about her. Of course, he still felt very much turned on by the masturbation spirit's effects, but with it gone, there shouldn't have been much keeping him in that mode. Then why was he feeling so.. desirous? Anna caught on after a moment. She saw her fiancée's face and caught on to the way he was staring at her. She smirked, wanting to play around with his emotions more. "Hm, okay then.. *come*, Yoh.." she said in a direct attempt to show her play on words. She walked towards him and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, dragging him off to the distance, somewhere they could be alone. Yoh was a bit put off and turned on by it all at once. It wasn't like Anna to want to indulge in any satisfaction for her fiancée. It was that thought that made this seem threatening, rather than arousing. But of course, as in all situations involving the itako .. he had no choice.
After the two faded into the distance, Horohoro finally found his voice, "Well, you're wrong, Ren.. there was one party trick that Yoh did to amuse us all..." Ren thumped Horohoro over the head. "Baka..!!"
*End Chapter Seven*
[[ Okay okay, so I finally got another chapter out. Hope you liked it.. I mean, I know it was weird and all.. hehe. But masturbation spirits are actually real and can be summoned and when they are upon you, it says that you will masturbate without control over yourself. Needless to say, I had to add that in here. n_n;; People would tell me that I'm just like all the other guys.. all horny and stuff. heh.. maybe they're right. ..but this really made for a good add-on to the story, and face it, it wasn't going anywhere otherwise! But, I want to know something .. how would you guys feel about me doing a lemon scene in the next chapter..?? ( yonna, of course. ) Too farfetched and out of character? Though I do mention OOC'ness in the above warning, ah well. It's up to you. Leave me some comments, suggestions, complaints, whatever.. ::shrugs:: I really do listen.. most of the time. e_e ]]