Dislcamer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean so don't sue! And I got my older sister to grammar check this story, so it's all fixed! This is my first fic so be nice, plz! Read and review, plz!

Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner were on the Black Pearl. Jack leaned over the edge of ship and said to Will, "do you want to hunt some treasure, savvy?"

Will turned around and smiled. He loved it when Jack came up with ideas.

"Sounds cool," he said laying a hand on his hip. He gave the other priate a smile. Jack and Will called to the guy in the sails to turn east.

The captain knew an island where it was told that there were many beautiful girls and lots of loot. Jack liked treasure and he liked beautiful girls.

"Hey, Will," he yelled. Will turned around to face him. "Could you throw me the rum, savvy?" Will threw him a bottle and Jack drank it all in a big gulp. He loved rum but he loved treassure more.

Will felt the breeze in his hair and thought he was king of the whole sea, because there were no other ships that could shadow the Pearl. Will was thankful to Jack because Jack did what he could to make Will happy ; whether it was sharing a bed or givng him rum Will knew Jack cared about him. That's why Will had left Port Royal.

He owed that much to Jack. Jack was going to teach him to be a pirate, the best priate in the Spanish Main. Will had accepted that he would always be a pirate and had left Elizabeth at home. She had complained, but Will had insisted she stay behind, saying he had to "find himself on the sea."

Jack watched Will deep in thought, wondering what he was thinking. "Will, what are you thinking about love," he asked. He closed the distance between them with a long step and gave his frend a hug. Jack liked hugging Will.

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"So what are we going to do," asked Will. Jack grinned and said, "we're going to rob Port Royal, and we're goingto rape Norrinton because he deserves it."

"Yeah, he does," Will said. "And he's so uptight... like he's got a tree trunk up his behind," Will giggled. "We'll help him loosen up and steal the governors wig because he's so ugly, old, and stupid."

"And you can rob your own shop because Mr. Brown is so drunk and dumb. He deserves it, too," Jack said evilly. "And I'll rape Elizabeth because she didn't do me on the island with the rum. Hmmhahmm... really bad eggs..."

Will grinned. He loved it when Jack sang the pirate song. He couldn't wait to be a pirate just like his father and rape the Commodore. And maybe the shaver man (a/n:i cant remeber his name, sorlz!) too, for good measure. Yes, the day was looking up, and Will just couldn't wait.

"Cut down the little triangular sails, so they won't drag us down," Will told Gibbs, thus making the ship go faster.