Kitaka: Kenichiwa poor.poor readers.that will actually take time to read
this pathetic fic.do you really have that much time on your hands!? I feel
bad for you.honestly!!
Lupin: *sobbing* but you kissed Jigen...*starts crying out loud*
Jigen: Oh, take a chill pill man.it was no big deal.right Kitaka!?
Kitaka: uhm.*hears Lupin whining louder in the background* sure!
Inu Yasha: Just get over it man!
Pietro: yeah man.
Inu Yasha: bitch! You stole my voice!!!
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: *mouths agape in amazement* how in hell!?
Kitaka: .and cat ears!?
Inu Yasha: cat ears!? CAT EARS!? *whips out Tetsuseiga*
Kitaka: uhm.anyways.on with the fic!!! Before someone gets hurt!...wait.hehe! :P
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"Ha! I have got you now Lupin!" Zenigata once again proclaimed as he locked the door to the sauna that Lupin, Kitaka, Jigen, Kai, and Goemon had been lounging in.
"Oh c'mon pops." Lupin pulled on the door handle incessantly until he finally gave up. Hearing Zenigata's victorious song, he sunk down in defeat. Somehow, on accident, as Zenigata was dancing outside the door, he switched the hear control knob from medium, to hot.
"Is it getting hot in here; or is it just me!?" Lupin questioned, a little less stressed.
"It is just you Lupin." Kitaka sated seductively. Lupin let out a laugh, completely unique to his persona, then cuddled up to Kitaka.
"Oh, this is fucking sickening!" Jigen complained, placing a hand over Kai's eyes. "Lets just find a way to get out of here, before well.I think you know what I mean!"
"We are all gonna die!" Kai screamed.
"No! Don't let me die! Please!" Lupin yelled. By now, he was panicking and banging on the door. "I don't want to die a virgin!" the sound of the entire group laughing (excluding Lupin) eluded the room.
"Lupin, I must say, this is something that I did not expect!" Goemon stated, then began laughing, harder and harder, until he was rolling on the floor. Suddenly Lupin spotted Kai carving something into the wall with her nails. Lupin pounced on her, and read aloud what Kai's imprint revealed.
"Arsène Lupin III is a VIRGIN!" What he said finally struck him. "DAMNIT KAI!" He looked at Kitaka. "Hey Kitaka-chan."
"I must transcend this." Goemon stated, struck with fear.
"Lupin! Stop thinking with your fucking pants! Especially not in front of Kai!!" Jigen scolded, disgusted with his partner's actions. "Do that outside.far.far away from me!"
Lupin and Kitaka looked at each other puzzled, then plopped back onto the bench, disappointed. (S/n: mainly Lupin, for the most part ^_^)
"Damn! I guess I am going to die a virgin." Lupin slouched down even further. "Jigen; you always spoil my fun!"
~~ "Well, now that we are all together; how 'bout you tell us about that heist, Kitaka!?" Jigen spoke up.
"The treasure that we are after is that of the Twelve Skulls Of Atlantis." Kitaka informed.
"Isn't the city of Atlantis well.lost!?" Jigen gave Kitaka a strange look. "And why some old rotten skulls!?"
"You are correct to an extent. Atlantis WAS lost. The Untied State's government found it over 100 years ago, but soon denied any idea of having found out, in fear that the entire place would be ripped off by thieves."
"I take it you know where it is then." Goemon inferred.
"Yes. To answer Jigen's question, these are not rotten old skulls.not in the least bit. These twelve skulls are made of Quartz crystal. A crystal said to come from the very pits of hell. Though it is ancient, and for the most part, unknown, these skulls do hold some spiritual meaning. Supposedly the skulls are a form of communication telling what the past was. The mystery behind the skulls is how exactly could a primitive human shape the crystal. It is nearly impossible to do so in modern time."
"Spiritual meaning...Err! I don't do spiritual meaning!" Lupin admitted, seeing the millions of homicidal humming birds all over again. "NO!"
"Oh, just think of it Lupin; twelve skulls, each at least ten inches tall. " Kitaka urged.
"Err, fine! You talked me into it; but I wont enjoy it!"
~~ "They're right in there!" They heard Zenigata announce from the opposing side of the door.
"Well; looks like pops is here." Jigen stated the obvious.
Soon Zenigata had all five criminals cuffed, and tied onto a chain, that he dragged them around with like dogs.
"Pops, when will you learn!?" Lupin questioned.
"Learn.wha!? Zenigata looked back.
"Never trust a good thief." Kitaka paused. "With a hair pin." She threw Zenigata five pair of hand cuffs, the chain, and the bobby pin she had brought with them.
"There is only one thing to do now." Kai stated. She walked behind Zenigata who was still in shock. "WEDGIE!!!"
"You know, you don't give her enough credit." Lupin admitted to Kitaka.
"'Eh, she is pretty good sometimes." Kitaka admired Kai's adolescence, then turned to Lupin "And so are you." She kissed him.
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Inu Yasha: Eh.cheesy, but I like your writing.for the most part..
Lupin: *in dream state* hehe!
Jigen: how pathetic!
Kitaka: yeah yeah.
Lupin: *Still in dream state*.hmmm, I like Sesshoutsu's writing
Pietro: ya.
Inu Yasha: sht!
Pietro: buh..
Inu Yasha: sht!
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: ?????*confused* is Inu Yasha arguing with himself!?@_@
Goemon: *walks into room* hey.why am I never in the intro, or the uh..outro!?
Kitaka: uhm..
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: *run away*
**somehow Inu, and Goemon get into a sward fight**
Inu Yasha: Tetsuseiga will dominate that pathetic excuse for a sward.
Scooby Doo: RUT ROW!!!
Sesshoutsu: don't worry, it frightens me too!!! Everything that comes out of my twisted mind does..
Lupin: *sobbing* but you kissed Jigen...*starts crying out loud*
Jigen: Oh, take a chill pill man.it was no big deal.right Kitaka!?
Kitaka: uhm.*hears Lupin whining louder in the background* sure!
Inu Yasha: Just get over it man!
Pietro: yeah man.
Inu Yasha: bitch! You stole my voice!!!
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: *mouths agape in amazement* how in hell!?
Kitaka: .and cat ears!?
Inu Yasha: cat ears!? CAT EARS!? *whips out Tetsuseiga*
Kitaka: uhm.anyways.on with the fic!!! Before someone gets hurt!...wait.hehe! :P
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"Ha! I have got you now Lupin!" Zenigata once again proclaimed as he locked the door to the sauna that Lupin, Kitaka, Jigen, Kai, and Goemon had been lounging in.
"Oh c'mon pops." Lupin pulled on the door handle incessantly until he finally gave up. Hearing Zenigata's victorious song, he sunk down in defeat. Somehow, on accident, as Zenigata was dancing outside the door, he switched the hear control knob from medium, to hot.
"Is it getting hot in here; or is it just me!?" Lupin questioned, a little less stressed.
"It is just you Lupin." Kitaka sated seductively. Lupin let out a laugh, completely unique to his persona, then cuddled up to Kitaka.
"Oh, this is fucking sickening!" Jigen complained, placing a hand over Kai's eyes. "Lets just find a way to get out of here, before well.I think you know what I mean!"
"We are all gonna die!" Kai screamed.
"No! Don't let me die! Please!" Lupin yelled. By now, he was panicking and banging on the door. "I don't want to die a virgin!" the sound of the entire group laughing (excluding Lupin) eluded the room.
"Lupin, I must say, this is something that I did not expect!" Goemon stated, then began laughing, harder and harder, until he was rolling on the floor. Suddenly Lupin spotted Kai carving something into the wall with her nails. Lupin pounced on her, and read aloud what Kai's imprint revealed.
"Arsène Lupin III is a VIRGIN!" What he said finally struck him. "DAMNIT KAI!" He looked at Kitaka. "Hey Kitaka-chan."
"I must transcend this." Goemon stated, struck with fear.
"Lupin! Stop thinking with your fucking pants! Especially not in front of Kai!!" Jigen scolded, disgusted with his partner's actions. "Do that outside.far.far away from me!"
Lupin and Kitaka looked at each other puzzled, then plopped back onto the bench, disappointed. (S/n: mainly Lupin, for the most part ^_^)
"Damn! I guess I am going to die a virgin." Lupin slouched down even further. "Jigen; you always spoil my fun!"
~~ "Well, now that we are all together; how 'bout you tell us about that heist, Kitaka!?" Jigen spoke up.
"The treasure that we are after is that of the Twelve Skulls Of Atlantis." Kitaka informed.
"Isn't the city of Atlantis well.lost!?" Jigen gave Kitaka a strange look. "And why some old rotten skulls!?"
"You are correct to an extent. Atlantis WAS lost. The Untied State's government found it over 100 years ago, but soon denied any idea of having found out, in fear that the entire place would be ripped off by thieves."
"I take it you know where it is then." Goemon inferred.
"Yes. To answer Jigen's question, these are not rotten old skulls.not in the least bit. These twelve skulls are made of Quartz crystal. A crystal said to come from the very pits of hell. Though it is ancient, and for the most part, unknown, these skulls do hold some spiritual meaning. Supposedly the skulls are a form of communication telling what the past was. The mystery behind the skulls is how exactly could a primitive human shape the crystal. It is nearly impossible to do so in modern time."
"Spiritual meaning...Err! I don't do spiritual meaning!" Lupin admitted, seeing the millions of homicidal humming birds all over again. "NO!"
"Oh, just think of it Lupin; twelve skulls, each at least ten inches tall. " Kitaka urged.
"Err, fine! You talked me into it; but I wont enjoy it!"
~~ "They're right in there!" They heard Zenigata announce from the opposing side of the door.
"Well; looks like pops is here." Jigen stated the obvious.
Soon Zenigata had all five criminals cuffed, and tied onto a chain, that he dragged them around with like dogs.
"Pops, when will you learn!?" Lupin questioned.
"Learn.wha!? Zenigata looked back.
"Never trust a good thief." Kitaka paused. "With a hair pin." She threw Zenigata five pair of hand cuffs, the chain, and the bobby pin she had brought with them.
"There is only one thing to do now." Kai stated. She walked behind Zenigata who was still in shock. "WEDGIE!!!"
"You know, you don't give her enough credit." Lupin admitted to Kitaka.
"'Eh, she is pretty good sometimes." Kitaka admired Kai's adolescence, then turned to Lupin "And so are you." She kissed him.
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Inu Yasha: Eh.cheesy, but I like your writing.for the most part..
Lupin: *in dream state* hehe!
Jigen: how pathetic!
Kitaka: yeah yeah.
Lupin: *Still in dream state*.hmmm, I like Sesshoutsu's writing
Pietro: ya.
Inu Yasha: sht!
Pietro: buh..
Inu Yasha: sht!
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: ?????*confused* is Inu Yasha arguing with himself!?@_@
Goemon: *walks into room* hey.why am I never in the intro, or the uh..outro!?
Kitaka: uhm..
Kitaka, Lupin, and Jigen: *run away*
**somehow Inu, and Goemon get into a sward fight**
Inu Yasha: Tetsuseiga will dominate that pathetic excuse for a sward.
Scooby Doo: RUT ROW!!!
Sesshoutsu: don't worry, it frightens me too!!! Everything that comes out of my twisted mind does..