Ch. 1- The Scent Of Ramen
Inu-Yasha: *nose twiches* Hey, do any of you smell Ramen? Shippo: Now that you mention it, I do. *starts sniffing the air* Kagome: *gulp* Uh, oh. I think it might be me! *Sniffs hand* Gaaa! It is me! I smell like Ramen from when I made it earlier for Sota and myself! Ohhhhh, shit! What am I going to do?! Inu: *Stands up (they (Miroku and Sango + the ones previously mentioned) are all sitting around a campfire in the Feudal Age) and, in a very canine manner, sniffs the ground. Finding no scent there, he raises his nose and follows the airborne smell* I can smell... *His sniffings lead him directly into Kagome's hands, which are in her lap* Kag: Kyaaaaaa! *She is sitting on a log and when she screams, she flails, and is unbalanced. She falls off the low log and onto the ground, her skirt flying up and landing in a position that just screams horny.* Inu: Wha.....?! O_O *is staring @ Kag's panties* Miroku: Heyyyyyy Kagome! Blue is a good color on you! *Stands up and takes a step towards Kagome* Sango: No. *hits Miro on his head with boomerang* Miro: ;_; ... *falls back down* Sang: ^_^; Kagome: *still flaunting..(she's desperate).* Inu: O_O *just begining to regain train of thought* R... raaa.... rammmmmeennnn!!! *lunges foreward and onto Kag, trying to get to her hands, the source of the smell* Miro: Wooo, boy! You go Inu-Yasha! You claim that girl! Ye--*is hit in the head again* ;_; Kag: *realizes what's going on, that Inu is ON her and that... well... he is sucking her thumb...* Inu: Moo thaste myke ramen... *has her thumb in his mouth* Shippo: -click- *is holding Kag's camera. its the type that spits out a picture right after you take it* *pic comes out* *Shippo grabs pic and runs away from:* Inu: YOU LITTLE BA*****!!! GIVE ME THAT PICTURE!!! I DON'T WANT ANYONE FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT!!!*Grabs camera and shoves it down the little weasel's throat-killing him instantly.* Koga: YAAAAA!!!! *Inuyasha is hacking Koga to bits w/ dull steak knife* Kag: *pushes self back up and takes off skirt so she's flaunting all she's got. she starts to caress boobs* Sango... Inu-Yasha left.... bite marks...COOL!!! Sango: Walks over and inspects red tooth imprints on Kagome's hand* That he did...lucky dog... Inu running in circles around camp* Koga: Yaaaaaaaa! Help me!!! Inu-Yasha!!! Kagome! Please! Help me!!! Kag:Oh, I'm so horny-someone do something!!! Inu: *Finally killing Koga* WOO! Take THAT, you whiny f***er! Kag: *walks over to Inu* Please, takeb me!!! Inu: Hey, Kagome? Kag: *tilts head* Yea? Inu: Miroku is wrong... blue is'nt good on you. Kag: O_O;;; *Loses balance and falls to ground with an ear shattering THUD *New crater is formed* Kag: *Stands in shock...* *Inuyasha grabs her backpack(with all her Ramen,panties,and homework) and runs off shouting-"I WIN SUCKAS!!!"
Well, whaddya think? R&R please! Its my first chappie, but I'll only continue it if I get 5 good reviews... tell me if you hate it... Its the 1st fic I've written and the 1st one that is this style, too. Usually, I do the regular ones! Give me more ideas, please!
Inu-Yasha: *nose twiches* Hey, do any of you smell Ramen? Shippo: Now that you mention it, I do. *starts sniffing the air* Kagome: *gulp* Uh, oh. I think it might be me! *Sniffs hand* Gaaa! It is me! I smell like Ramen from when I made it earlier for Sota and myself! Ohhhhh, shit! What am I going to do?! Inu: *Stands up (they (Miroku and Sango + the ones previously mentioned) are all sitting around a campfire in the Feudal Age) and, in a very canine manner, sniffs the ground. Finding no scent there, he raises his nose and follows the airborne smell* I can smell... *His sniffings lead him directly into Kagome's hands, which are in her lap* Kag: Kyaaaaaa! *She is sitting on a log and when she screams, she flails, and is unbalanced. She falls off the low log and onto the ground, her skirt flying up and landing in a position that just screams horny.* Inu: Wha.....?! O_O *is staring @ Kag's panties* Miroku: Heyyyyyy Kagome! Blue is a good color on you! *Stands up and takes a step towards Kagome* Sango: No. *hits Miro on his head with boomerang* Miro: ;_; ... *falls back down* Sang: ^_^; Kagome: *still flaunting..(she's desperate).* Inu: O_O *just begining to regain train of thought* R... raaa.... rammmmmeennnn!!! *lunges foreward and onto Kag, trying to get to her hands, the source of the smell* Miro: Wooo, boy! You go Inu-Yasha! You claim that girl! Ye--*is hit in the head again* ;_; Kag: *realizes what's going on, that Inu is ON her and that... well... he is sucking her thumb...* Inu: Moo thaste myke ramen... *has her thumb in his mouth* Shippo: -click- *is holding Kag's camera. its the type that spits out a picture right after you take it* *pic comes out* *Shippo grabs pic and runs away from:* Inu: YOU LITTLE BA*****!!! GIVE ME THAT PICTURE!!! I DON'T WANT ANYONE FINDING OUT ABOUT THAT!!!*Grabs camera and shoves it down the little weasel's throat-killing him instantly.* Koga: YAAAAA!!!! *Inuyasha is hacking Koga to bits w/ dull steak knife* Kag: *pushes self back up and takes off skirt so she's flaunting all she's got. she starts to caress boobs* Sango... Inu-Yasha left.... bite marks...COOL!!! Sango: Walks over and inspects red tooth imprints on Kagome's hand* That he did...lucky dog... Inu running in circles around camp* Koga: Yaaaaaaaa! Help me!!! Inu-Yasha!!! Kagome! Please! Help me!!! Kag:Oh, I'm so horny-someone do something!!! Inu: *Finally killing Koga* WOO! Take THAT, you whiny f***er! Kag: *walks over to Inu* Please, takeb me!!! Inu: Hey, Kagome? Kag: *tilts head* Yea? Inu: Miroku is wrong... blue is'nt good on you. Kag: O_O;;; *Loses balance and falls to ground with an ear shattering THUD *New crater is formed* Kag: *Stands in shock...* *Inuyasha grabs her backpack(with all her Ramen,panties,and homework) and runs off shouting-"I WIN SUCKAS!!!"
Well, whaddya think? R&R please! Its my first chappie, but I'll only continue it if I get 5 good reviews... tell me if you hate it... Its the 1st fic I've written and the 1st one that is this style, too. Usually, I do the regular ones! Give me more ideas, please!