Keekum - Quel re, melloneamin! Hmmm well, earlier this year, the picture
on my LOTR daily calendar was of Sauron, and for some reason it inspired me
to write this.
::Sauron walks in::
Sauron - Excuse me, but I will not tolerate you talking credit for MY
masterpiece. I plan on making this into a number one single. And by the
way, you betta not be callin' me Sauron. The name's S-dogg now, thank you
very much.
Keekum - Uhhhhh..
Sauron - You know you were planning to reap the benefits of my
extraordinary talent!
Keekum - I, uh.
Sauron - Have you nothing to say for yourself?
Keekum - ::excessively frightened:: If you'll excuse me, I certainly meant
no offense!
Sauron - ::gives her EVIL EYE!!!::
Keekum - eep!!
Sauron - That's what I thought. Alright people, I guess I'll just give it
to you. Here's the premiere of my ambitious new single, S-DOGG's GANGSTA
RAP!!
::clears throat::
Hi, my name is S-dogg
And I'm here to say
That I work so hard
Every night and day
People say that I'm evil
But they don't know
That what every playa needs
Is some room to grow
So I made this Ring
And I thought it was fly
And I said to Middle Earth
"You betta recognize"
"I'm gonna rock this joint
We need some S-dogg in here"
But the brothas all run
And think I'm somethin' to fear
So this messed up dude
Gets all up in my grill
And when he cuts off my finga
I can feel the chill
He took my Ring
And I was all alone
So I chilled in my crib
Till my power had grown
Soon it was time
To start the party again
So I called up homie Ring
Cuz he was my friend
He said he was busy
With some creepy dude
So I chilled for a while
With the Ringwraiths, they my crew
I found creepy dude
And asked "where be my ring?"
And he said it been stole
By some hairy-footed thing
So I sent out my crew
To hook me up with my friend
But they said they can't catch him
Cuz he's runnin' again
So I look for more homies
And I found a cool guy
His name was Saruman
He kept my party alive
Hairy-footed dudes
Kept runnin' away
So I let my crew chase 'em
It was no other way
Meanwhile, dudes in Gondor
They be freakin' wit my scene
So I push 'em 'round a little
So that they could come clean
I thought everything
Was just goin' fly
Till I found out Saruman
Lost his band of Uruk-hai
So I made another army
There was fightin' and stuff
I thought I be winnin'
And I thought I was tough
Till one day I'm chillin'
And I hear a loud BOOM
And it feel like an earthquake
Be shakin' the room
Then I recognize
What's goin' on
My homie Ring is in the fire
And my power is gone!
I learnt a good lesson
And I guess I was dumb
To try to start a party
When nobody would come.
Keekum - Bravo, Bravo, S-dogg!!
Sauron - Who told you to speak?
Keekum - eek! Sorry!!
Sauron - Yeah, you betta recognize. Alright people, you better let me know
what you thought of my masterpiece!! I smell a Grammy, don't you?!!
on my LOTR daily calendar was of Sauron, and for some reason it inspired me
to write this.
::Sauron walks in::
Sauron - Excuse me, but I will not tolerate you talking credit for MY
masterpiece. I plan on making this into a number one single. And by the
way, you betta not be callin' me Sauron. The name's S-dogg now, thank you
very much.
Keekum - Uhhhhh..
Sauron - You know you were planning to reap the benefits of my
extraordinary talent!
Keekum - I, uh.
Sauron - Have you nothing to say for yourself?
Keekum - ::excessively frightened:: If you'll excuse me, I certainly meant
no offense!
Sauron - ::gives her EVIL EYE!!!::
Keekum - eep!!
Sauron - That's what I thought. Alright people, I guess I'll just give it
to you. Here's the premiere of my ambitious new single, S-DOGG's GANGSTA
RAP!!
::clears throat::
Hi, my name is S-dogg
And I'm here to say
That I work so hard
Every night and day
People say that I'm evil
But they don't know
That what every playa needs
Is some room to grow
So I made this Ring
And I thought it was fly
And I said to Middle Earth
"You betta recognize"
"I'm gonna rock this joint
We need some S-dogg in here"
But the brothas all run
And think I'm somethin' to fear
So this messed up dude
Gets all up in my grill
And when he cuts off my finga
I can feel the chill
He took my Ring
And I was all alone
So I chilled in my crib
Till my power had grown
Soon it was time
To start the party again
So I called up homie Ring
Cuz he was my friend
He said he was busy
With some creepy dude
So I chilled for a while
With the Ringwraiths, they my crew
I found creepy dude
And asked "where be my ring?"
And he said it been stole
By some hairy-footed thing
So I sent out my crew
To hook me up with my friend
But they said they can't catch him
Cuz he's runnin' again
So I look for more homies
And I found a cool guy
His name was Saruman
He kept my party alive
Hairy-footed dudes
Kept runnin' away
So I let my crew chase 'em
It was no other way
Meanwhile, dudes in Gondor
They be freakin' wit my scene
So I push 'em 'round a little
So that they could come clean
I thought everything
Was just goin' fly
Till I found out Saruman
Lost his band of Uruk-hai
So I made another army
There was fightin' and stuff
I thought I be winnin'
And I thought I was tough
Till one day I'm chillin'
And I hear a loud BOOM
And it feel like an earthquake
Be shakin' the room
Then I recognize
What's goin' on
My homie Ring is in the fire
And my power is gone!
I learnt a good lesson
And I guess I was dumb
To try to start a party
When nobody would come.
Keekum - Bravo, Bravo, S-dogg!!
Sauron - Who told you to speak?
Keekum - eek! Sorry!!
Sauron - Yeah, you betta recognize. Alright people, you better let me know
what you thought of my masterpiece!! I smell a Grammy, don't you?!!