A/N: One day, I will write something Important. But this is not the day!
ENJOY! Please R&R and I will love ya forever!
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It's me . . . AGAIN, and I am up to no good . . . AGAIN! I though Snape had enough of my trickery. I found a new victim. Except this time, I didn't give a certain potion to an authority figure; I gave it to the smartest girl in my year, Hermione Granger.
"Hermione! Wait up!" I ran to catch up with her. "I noticed that you weren't at breakfast and thought I would give you this to hold you over till lunch." I said nicely, handing her a piece of toast. But it wasn't just toast. (Evil Cackle)
"Thanks!" She took the toast eagerly. I smiled at her. She took a bite, and started coughing.
"Are you okay?" I asked in a fake worried voice.
"I'm. cough. fine." She said wheezing. I already knew she was going to cough a bit, a mild side effect, so I was not worried. The potion would take at least an hour to kick in.
"We better hurry to Charms or we might be late." I said trying to force back a laugh. Hermione was my friend and everything but it was very funny to think about her going CRAZY!
When we got there we sat at the very back of the class. Professor Flitwick walked in front of the class to his pile of books that he stood on. "Now everyone, please take out your wands and pay very close attention." Once everyone had there wand out and was looking at him, he continued. "Now watch closely. Mr. Thomas, will you please throw the ball that I gave you before class. Aim in directly towards me. Everyone pay attention now." Dean threw the ball. Professor Flitwick waved his wand and pointed at the ball and said "Impedimenta". The ball, once going very fast in the air, suddenly slowed. The class applauded. "Now everyone find a partner, and practice the Impedimenta charm. Make sure you get a ball out of this box, and take turns throwing it at each other. Not hard though!"
I paired with Hermione. She wanted to practice the charm first so I threw the ball at her. She delicately said "Impedimenta" and the ball slowed in mid air. Of course she did it perfectly.
After working for about an hour, Hermione wobbled and fell to the ground.
"Hermione are you okay?" I asked her kneeling down. Her eyes popped open and she smiled.
"Why, yes my little antelope. Are you okay?" she said as if it were perfectly normal to call someone a little antelope. I smiled mischievously and helped her up. She then looked at her wand in her right hand and said, "What is this?"
"That is your wand Hermione." I said.
"Hermione? What are you talking about? I am the Great Aes Sedai Nynaeve, Wisdom of Emond's Field. All shall bow to my power!" she said with an evil cackle, partly resembling mine.
"Okay? Do you know where you are?"
"Yes! I am in Agrabah, playing with the Little Pony and Pinny-Mu! I walked through hundred acre woods to get here. It was a long journey." She replied to the wand she was holding in her hand.
"Umm? You're in Charms." I said with an odd look on my face.
"Isn't that what I just said? You're such a funny little antelope." She said with a smile as she patted me on the head.
"Miss Granger, Miss Andrews! You should be working on your Impedimenta charm." Professor Flitwick said with slight frown. "Now get to work."
"Sometimes he can be a little eccentric." Hermione said nodding. "Wow! That was a big word!" She giggled into her hand.
Then, before I forgot, I had to ask the question that this story is famous for. (well not exactly famous) "Hermione, why are you so weird?"
She looked at me with surprise. "As if you didn't already know! It's the beans!"
"I thought you would say that." I replied trying to ignore the group next to ours. They kept looking at Hermione like she was crazy. Well I guess she was kinda crazy.
Hermione fell to the ground and started moving her arms and legs back and forth as if she was making a snow angle on the hard floor. She then began to sing very loudly:
"I'm sailing away.
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea.
I've got to be free,
Free to face the life that's ahead of me.
On board I'm the captain.
So climb aboard.
We'll search for tomorrow,
On every shore.
And we'll try, oh Lord we'll try, to carry on."
"What's Hermione doing?" a boy next to me asked, looking at her on the floor.
"Something." I said simply. The boy looked at me peculiarly. He shook his head and started back for his partner, until Hermione got up and grabbed his sleeve.
"Please sir! I want some more!" She said pathetically on her knees. She started groveling at his feet. "Please sir, I want some more!"
"That's quite enough Hermione, you can get up now." I said trying to pull her up. She slipped from my grasp and crawled away.
"Noooooo! You cannot take me away from my home! NEVER!" she jumped to her feet and held out her hand as if she was holding a sword. "No one can take me away from my master, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!" she put her hand on her heart in allegiance.
"I am glad you feel that way Miss Granger, but would you please come over to me for a moment." Professor Dumbledore was now standing in the doorway. He looked at her over his half-moon spectacles.
"My liege! Of course! I would be honored!" she ran over to him and kneeled, carefully placing her right hand on her wand, which was now in one of the belt loops of her pants. She bowed her head and lifted it again. "To what do I owe this honor?"
Dumbledore seemed to be looking in her instead of at her. He finally said, "Well, at least I know what's wrong with you." Instead of looking at her when he said this, he looked at me. Except he did not frown or glare; instead he smiled. I smiled back weakly. Does he know?
I broke my gaze from Dumbledore to look at the class. They were staring at him and Hermione.
"Wrong with me? Who said anything was wrong with me?" Hermione said curiously. Her eyes went to the class, looking around as if she wanted to find the person who said that something was wrong with her.
"Professor, I am afraid I need to talk to Miss Granger and Miss Andrews. Would you please excuse them from your class?" he asked Flitwick.
"Yes, of course!" Flitwick said nodding, looking a little confused but still smiling.
"Thank you. Girls, if you would please follow me."
"Umm, one question Headmaster!" A boy called as I walked forward. "Why is Hermione so weird?" I smiled my mischievous smile again. I looked at Dumbledore who was looking at the boy.
"Well, that question is quite simple actually," Dumbledore said. He looked at me and then turned his attention to the boy again. "But I think Miss Andrews knows the answer well enough to tell you herself." He looked at me as if I was to say the answer instead of him. I smiled and said,
"It's the Beans!"
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A/N: I do not own any of this stuff except Amelia Andrews! I didn't make up the song Hermione sings either (although I did make up the ones in the previous chapters). I am gunna try to get some more reviews before I write anymore so you might not get another chapter for a long time. Like I said at the top, please R&R and I'll love ya forever!
~annapooh~
P.S. I would just like to mention:
Mandy06
Crookykanks
Nicole
Lizzie
HarryPotterAngel
Blue Crow
PotterPrincess
P.P.S. Thanks so much for your reviews! Well, Later Days!
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It's me . . . AGAIN, and I am up to no good . . . AGAIN! I though Snape had enough of my trickery. I found a new victim. Except this time, I didn't give a certain potion to an authority figure; I gave it to the smartest girl in my year, Hermione Granger.
"Hermione! Wait up!" I ran to catch up with her. "I noticed that you weren't at breakfast and thought I would give you this to hold you over till lunch." I said nicely, handing her a piece of toast. But it wasn't just toast. (Evil Cackle)
"Thanks!" She took the toast eagerly. I smiled at her. She took a bite, and started coughing.
"Are you okay?" I asked in a fake worried voice.
"I'm. cough. fine." She said wheezing. I already knew she was going to cough a bit, a mild side effect, so I was not worried. The potion would take at least an hour to kick in.
"We better hurry to Charms or we might be late." I said trying to force back a laugh. Hermione was my friend and everything but it was very funny to think about her going CRAZY!
When we got there we sat at the very back of the class. Professor Flitwick walked in front of the class to his pile of books that he stood on. "Now everyone, please take out your wands and pay very close attention." Once everyone had there wand out and was looking at him, he continued. "Now watch closely. Mr. Thomas, will you please throw the ball that I gave you before class. Aim in directly towards me. Everyone pay attention now." Dean threw the ball. Professor Flitwick waved his wand and pointed at the ball and said "Impedimenta". The ball, once going very fast in the air, suddenly slowed. The class applauded. "Now everyone find a partner, and practice the Impedimenta charm. Make sure you get a ball out of this box, and take turns throwing it at each other. Not hard though!"
I paired with Hermione. She wanted to practice the charm first so I threw the ball at her. She delicately said "Impedimenta" and the ball slowed in mid air. Of course she did it perfectly.
After working for about an hour, Hermione wobbled and fell to the ground.
"Hermione are you okay?" I asked her kneeling down. Her eyes popped open and she smiled.
"Why, yes my little antelope. Are you okay?" she said as if it were perfectly normal to call someone a little antelope. I smiled mischievously and helped her up. She then looked at her wand in her right hand and said, "What is this?"
"That is your wand Hermione." I said.
"Hermione? What are you talking about? I am the Great Aes Sedai Nynaeve, Wisdom of Emond's Field. All shall bow to my power!" she said with an evil cackle, partly resembling mine.
"Okay? Do you know where you are?"
"Yes! I am in Agrabah, playing with the Little Pony and Pinny-Mu! I walked through hundred acre woods to get here. It was a long journey." She replied to the wand she was holding in her hand.
"Umm? You're in Charms." I said with an odd look on my face.
"Isn't that what I just said? You're such a funny little antelope." She said with a smile as she patted me on the head.
"Miss Granger, Miss Andrews! You should be working on your Impedimenta charm." Professor Flitwick said with slight frown. "Now get to work."
"Sometimes he can be a little eccentric." Hermione said nodding. "Wow! That was a big word!" She giggled into her hand.
Then, before I forgot, I had to ask the question that this story is famous for. (well not exactly famous) "Hermione, why are you so weird?"
She looked at me with surprise. "As if you didn't already know! It's the beans!"
"I thought you would say that." I replied trying to ignore the group next to ours. They kept looking at Hermione like she was crazy. Well I guess she was kinda crazy.
Hermione fell to the ground and started moving her arms and legs back and forth as if she was making a snow angle on the hard floor. She then began to sing very loudly:
"I'm sailing away.
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea.
I've got to be free,
Free to face the life that's ahead of me.
On board I'm the captain.
So climb aboard.
We'll search for tomorrow,
On every shore.
And we'll try, oh Lord we'll try, to carry on."
"What's Hermione doing?" a boy next to me asked, looking at her on the floor.
"Something." I said simply. The boy looked at me peculiarly. He shook his head and started back for his partner, until Hermione got up and grabbed his sleeve.
"Please sir! I want some more!" She said pathetically on her knees. She started groveling at his feet. "Please sir, I want some more!"
"That's quite enough Hermione, you can get up now." I said trying to pull her up. She slipped from my grasp and crawled away.
"Noooooo! You cannot take me away from my home! NEVER!" she jumped to her feet and held out her hand as if she was holding a sword. "No one can take me away from my master, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!" she put her hand on her heart in allegiance.
"I am glad you feel that way Miss Granger, but would you please come over to me for a moment." Professor Dumbledore was now standing in the doorway. He looked at her over his half-moon spectacles.
"My liege! Of course! I would be honored!" she ran over to him and kneeled, carefully placing her right hand on her wand, which was now in one of the belt loops of her pants. She bowed her head and lifted it again. "To what do I owe this honor?"
Dumbledore seemed to be looking in her instead of at her. He finally said, "Well, at least I know what's wrong with you." Instead of looking at her when he said this, he looked at me. Except he did not frown or glare; instead he smiled. I smiled back weakly. Does he know?
I broke my gaze from Dumbledore to look at the class. They were staring at him and Hermione.
"Wrong with me? Who said anything was wrong with me?" Hermione said curiously. Her eyes went to the class, looking around as if she wanted to find the person who said that something was wrong with her.
"Professor, I am afraid I need to talk to Miss Granger and Miss Andrews. Would you please excuse them from your class?" he asked Flitwick.
"Yes, of course!" Flitwick said nodding, looking a little confused but still smiling.
"Thank you. Girls, if you would please follow me."
"Umm, one question Headmaster!" A boy called as I walked forward. "Why is Hermione so weird?" I smiled my mischievous smile again. I looked at Dumbledore who was looking at the boy.
"Well, that question is quite simple actually," Dumbledore said. He looked at me and then turned his attention to the boy again. "But I think Miss Andrews knows the answer well enough to tell you herself." He looked at me as if I was to say the answer instead of him. I smiled and said,
"It's the Beans!"
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A/N: I do not own any of this stuff except Amelia Andrews! I didn't make up the song Hermione sings either (although I did make up the ones in the previous chapters). I am gunna try to get some more reviews before I write anymore so you might not get another chapter for a long time. Like I said at the top, please R&R and I'll love ya forever!
~annapooh~
P.S. I would just like to mention:
Mandy06
Crookykanks
Nicole
Lizzie
HarryPotterAngel
Blue Crow
PotterPrincess
P.P.S. Thanks so much for your reviews! Well, Later Days!