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Chapter 4: Ron's POV
It was the 3rd day of school, and Ron was not very happy. The people in his class were not the most enjoyable. They all sat around trying to figure out their homework (to no avail) and when bored would break out in scuffles because someone said something of negative connotation to their best friend. For the most part, Ron just stuck to himself. It was all he could do. One of the girls, Lavender, was pretty cool, a bit ditsy though. Millicent wasn't the nicest person there was however. Ron sighed. He wished he could have been in the same house as Harry, but Harry was in Slytherin with Fred and George.
He looked down at his homework, Charms. He had to write an essay about Wingardium Leviosa, the spell they were now learning. Harry was in that class, but wasn't allowed to sit by him. It could be the ruin of them both, because everyone knew that Slytherins sat by no one else but other Slytherins. It wasn't cool to say the least. Then of course there was that Hermione girl. She was so annoying. Always raising her hand and answering questions. Ravenclaw had to have 500 points by now, just from her. All he had managed to do was lose Hufflepuff 20 by dropping a jar in Snape's class. Snape only seemed to like Slytherin's and maybe the Ravenclaws, because they were so smart.
Ron closed his book, he'd finish his homework later. A plus about being in Hufflepuff, is that it seemed he might get top grades in his house. He stood up and walked out of the common room towards the library.
He was on his way, walking, when suddenly he bumped into somebody. "Excuse me," He said, but there was no time for an answer when someone else bumped into both of them.
"Will you two watch where you're going!" A voice snapped. Ron looked up. It was Hermione.
"Sorry," He said, "I was thinking,"
"Yeah, me too," another voice said, it was Harry.
Hermione relaxed. "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess me too." She paused, looking thoughtful, "Isn't school great?"
"Sure," Ron mumbled incoherently.
"Besides Snape, I guess so," Harry said. Hermione and Ron nodded in agreement.
"Where are you guys off to?" Ron asked.
"The library," they responded simultaneously.
Ron thought for a moment. "Wanna study together, I've gotta look up stuff for that Potions essay."
"I thought Slytherin's and Hufflepuffs weren't supposed to be seen together," Harry asked.
Ron shrugged, "who cares, I've got no other friends anyways."
"Okay," Harry agreed, "I just hope Fred and George don't see us all hanging out together."
Ron laughed, "me too." And so the three not-yet-friends started off together. Suddenly up ahead Malfoy came running past them.
"What's up with him?" Hermione asked.
"No clue" Harry responded. In the distance they heard a cackle.
"It's Peeves!! Run!!" Ron shouted. They took off in the opposite direction. Being caught by Peeves was the last thing they wanted.
They ran in and out of corridors and up and down stairs until they finally opened a door and slammed it behind them.
"That was close," Harry said breathlessly.
"Mind you, Peeves may have been better," Hermione said.
"What do you mean by that?" Harry asked.
Hermione pointed ahead.
It was a big ugly three-headed dog. Like the one that guards the gates of Hades!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron cried, "Not a big ugly three-headed dog!!"
"What's wrong with you two?" Harry asked. "It's just a dog."
"Have you seen its heads?" Hermione asked.
"Big deal," Harry said. "He's cute!"
"Don't know where you came from brother," Ron said, "but I'm getting out of here." He reached for the door and pulled it open, then raced for the Hufflepuff tower. His biggest fear had just come true. He had met a big ugly three-headed dog. If only he had his pet spiders to scare the dog away.
As soon as he reached Hufflepuff's common room, he collapsed in a chair by the fire. His stomach moaned. He couldn't wait to eat the greasy Hogwart's dinner. That would make his day. After that, he'd take a nice long bubble bath with his pink bubbles, then put on his pajama's and dream of sugarplums.
"I wish I were magic," He moaned, "then I could just magic my homework done and magic some dinner."
"Hello, you are magic," said a voice on his left shoulder.
"Yes, but it's not to do homework with," said a voice on his right.
"Yes it is, most kids just aren't smart enough to realize it," said the voice on his left.
"No, most kids aren't stupid enough to try it," said the voice on the right.
"Go on, magic your homework done," said the left.
"Don't do it" said the right.
"Yes,"
"No,"
"Yes,"
"No,"
"He's uglier"
"I'm an angel, you're uglier,"
"No, you"
"No, you"
"Arrrrggh!" said Ron, "go away!!"
Millicent looked up at him, "what did you say?"
"Go away!"
Suddenly her older sister loomed above him, "Nobody tells my sister to go away."
And everything went black.When Ron awoke he saw a toilet seat floating above him. "What the." he rubbed his eyes, it still loomed there. "Where am I?"
"Thought you'd like it bro!" Said Fred.
"Heard what happened." Said George.
"Did the angel and the devil come to visit you?"
"Too bad,"
"Listen, we've gotta go clip our toenails and trim our hair, but hope you get well soon."
Ron heard a door shut. They were sooo funny. Ron was glad they were his brothers.
He looked on the stand beside him. There was a letter. He opened it. It began to sing
Get well soon!!!!
Ron closed it, who would send him that? It was kinda odd, but it made him think of an alternate universe in which Harry got a singing card from his sister.
Ron closed his eyes. It was going to be an interesting year.
A.N. Hope you liked it, haven't updated this one in awhile, but I was bored and don't have to time to update one of the longer ones. I tried to add some humor, not sure how well I did. Oh well!! PLEASE REVIEW!!
THANKS TO ALL MY PAST REVIEWERS!!
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Chapter 4: Ron's POV
It was the 3rd day of school, and Ron was not very happy. The people in his class were not the most enjoyable. They all sat around trying to figure out their homework (to no avail) and when bored would break out in scuffles because someone said something of negative connotation to their best friend. For the most part, Ron just stuck to himself. It was all he could do. One of the girls, Lavender, was pretty cool, a bit ditsy though. Millicent wasn't the nicest person there was however. Ron sighed. He wished he could have been in the same house as Harry, but Harry was in Slytherin with Fred and George.
He looked down at his homework, Charms. He had to write an essay about Wingardium Leviosa, the spell they were now learning. Harry was in that class, but wasn't allowed to sit by him. It could be the ruin of them both, because everyone knew that Slytherins sat by no one else but other Slytherins. It wasn't cool to say the least. Then of course there was that Hermione girl. She was so annoying. Always raising her hand and answering questions. Ravenclaw had to have 500 points by now, just from her. All he had managed to do was lose Hufflepuff 20 by dropping a jar in Snape's class. Snape only seemed to like Slytherin's and maybe the Ravenclaws, because they were so smart.
Ron closed his book, he'd finish his homework later. A plus about being in Hufflepuff, is that it seemed he might get top grades in his house. He stood up and walked out of the common room towards the library.
He was on his way, walking, when suddenly he bumped into somebody. "Excuse me," He said, but there was no time for an answer when someone else bumped into both of them.
"Will you two watch where you're going!" A voice snapped. Ron looked up. It was Hermione.
"Sorry," He said, "I was thinking,"
"Yeah, me too," another voice said, it was Harry.
Hermione relaxed. "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess me too." She paused, looking thoughtful, "Isn't school great?"
"Sure," Ron mumbled incoherently.
"Besides Snape, I guess so," Harry said. Hermione and Ron nodded in agreement.
"Where are you guys off to?" Ron asked.
"The library," they responded simultaneously.
Ron thought for a moment. "Wanna study together, I've gotta look up stuff for that Potions essay."
"I thought Slytherin's and Hufflepuffs weren't supposed to be seen together," Harry asked.
Ron shrugged, "who cares, I've got no other friends anyways."
"Okay," Harry agreed, "I just hope Fred and George don't see us all hanging out together."
Ron laughed, "me too." And so the three not-yet-friends started off together. Suddenly up ahead Malfoy came running past them.
"What's up with him?" Hermione asked.
"No clue" Harry responded. In the distance they heard a cackle.
"It's Peeves!! Run!!" Ron shouted. They took off in the opposite direction. Being caught by Peeves was the last thing they wanted.
They ran in and out of corridors and up and down stairs until they finally opened a door and slammed it behind them.
"That was close," Harry said breathlessly.
"Mind you, Peeves may have been better," Hermione said.
"What do you mean by that?" Harry asked.
Hermione pointed ahead.
It was a big ugly three-headed dog. Like the one that guards the gates of Hades!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron cried, "Not a big ugly three-headed dog!!"
"What's wrong with you two?" Harry asked. "It's just a dog."
"Have you seen its heads?" Hermione asked.
"Big deal," Harry said. "He's cute!"
"Don't know where you came from brother," Ron said, "but I'm getting out of here." He reached for the door and pulled it open, then raced for the Hufflepuff tower. His biggest fear had just come true. He had met a big ugly three-headed dog. If only he had his pet spiders to scare the dog away.
As soon as he reached Hufflepuff's common room, he collapsed in a chair by the fire. His stomach moaned. He couldn't wait to eat the greasy Hogwart's dinner. That would make his day. After that, he'd take a nice long bubble bath with his pink bubbles, then put on his pajama's and dream of sugarplums.
"I wish I were magic," He moaned, "then I could just magic my homework done and magic some dinner."
"Hello, you are magic," said a voice on his left shoulder.
"Yes, but it's not to do homework with," said a voice on his right.
"Yes it is, most kids just aren't smart enough to realize it," said the voice on his left.
"No, most kids aren't stupid enough to try it," said the voice on the right.
"Go on, magic your homework done," said the left.
"Don't do it" said the right.
"Yes,"
"No,"
"Yes,"
"No,"
"He's uglier"
"I'm an angel, you're uglier,"
"No, you"
"No, you"
"Arrrrggh!" said Ron, "go away!!"
Millicent looked up at him, "what did you say?"
"Go away!"
Suddenly her older sister loomed above him, "Nobody tells my sister to go away."
And everything went black.When Ron awoke he saw a toilet seat floating above him. "What the." he rubbed his eyes, it still loomed there. "Where am I?"
"Thought you'd like it bro!" Said Fred.
"Heard what happened." Said George.
"Did the angel and the devil come to visit you?"
"Too bad,"
"Listen, we've gotta go clip our toenails and trim our hair, but hope you get well soon."
Ron heard a door shut. They were sooo funny. Ron was glad they were his brothers.
He looked on the stand beside him. There was a letter. He opened it. It began to sing
Get well soon!!!!
Ron closed it, who would send him that? It was kinda odd, but it made him think of an alternate universe in which Harry got a singing card from his sister.
Ron closed his eyes. It was going to be an interesting year.
A.N. Hope you liked it, haven't updated this one in awhile, but I was bored and don't have to time to update one of the longer ones. I tried to add some humor, not sure how well I did. Oh well!! PLEASE REVIEW!!
THANKS TO ALL MY PAST REVIEWERS!!
PRONGS