Title: Errrrrrrrrrr ( is this good enough)
Author: Sephirothdumatrea
Disclaimer: If they were ever mine…which I sadly admit that they are not all of them would have gone insane a long time ago BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pairing: y really wanna know!!!!!!!!!!! Too many to count but I can assure you it's a riku/sora
Summary: Sora is sophomore student who encounters an exchanged senior who is rich and arrogant and thinks he knows it all. Put them at war and you're not far in setting the school in flames.
Author's notes: Tifa is weird here. And sorry if Riku um….well you'll see. But I'm back I'm alive. And seph is hoping to do more
:bounces up and down.
SSSSSSSSSSSoooooooo what am I doing here? I asked myself for the (I don't know how many) time. I can't believe I'm following this dumb ass to the cafeteria Kitchen. Why? It's simple really. I'll give two. One is if you don't know how to get somewhere just follow the one who knows. But I'll be swimming within 10 ft. flames before I admit that. The other is…
I'M BEING PUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!
Ch…So much for the time I wanted for erasing all my unwanted records. Don't want to ruin my perfect image right. I rarely get caught. But Hey there are some misbehavior that really didn't happen ok. The only thing I do is I don't burn trees, trespass in the girls locker room (shivers) or release rats in the Kitchen. You know. What the CoOl guys do. I have no absence nor tardy. And my grades are perfect.
GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!My Blood is literally boiling! Damn that stupid Kid! If Looks could Kill you would be stir fried by now.
" Hey Riku." I was distracted from my very violent thought by the brown-haired Idiot. How dare he address me so informally!
" What!" I said really harshly. He…what's his name again? Ah, Sora. He backed up a little bit. He's probably scared. HA! He should be. I stare at him and I began to realize that he was not scared but nervous. Nervous of what? He turned around and resumed his path and muttered. "Never mind."
After a minute he tried again. " Hey Riku." This time I Really, really really tried to control my tone since I was curious of was he will say. " I'm Kinda Glad Mr….er Gen. Sephiroth punished you as well"
WHAT!!!!!
The nerve of this kid! I can't believe this. How can such a person be utterly unintelligent and uncouth at the same time? Is it possible? I mean please.
" What do you mean?" I know my eyes are spitting fire now!!!!! He gulps and struggles to give me an answer hoping it would save his ass.
" I don't want to be punished by Ms. Lockheart alone." He pouts. Although I find it cute…er…I knew he was telling the truth I couldn't help but tease him about it.
" Ya scared?" he pouts even more. " Just nervous."
" What for? It's not like she's going to murder us." He pales at this and that scared me too. Wait is this jerk telling me she can! Good lord I…
WANNA LIVE!!!!!!
We stopped at the entrance and his hands are shaking, he's making me nervous as well. Are we entering the gates of hell! I mentally slap myself. I will not let this pipsqueak contaminate me with his brainless disease. Why am I being so paranoid? It's not like a cafeteria kitchen will be are doom unless this retard ( seph is so sorry Riku calls Sora this way but hey he hates Sora…for now anyway…^^) accidentally burn the whole kitchen down. Come to think of it he can!!!!!!!!! Ok…Riku calm down you can survive this! Mental note have revenge on the scrawny kid this dismissal.
We entered the kitchen and there was a woman with HUGE breast standing in front of us. God there HUGE! Those things must way at least a Ton each. I have nothing against them but man how can she carry those things. They look like monsters.
" We'll boys it's nice of you to drop by." I heard Sora's audible gulp. What's his problem anyway? Is she capable of murder? I started to look at her. She was smirking. I find that more intimidating than Mist…er…General Sephiroth. Damn it I almost lost it there.
" So what will your punishment be today?" She paused and thought for a moment.
I waited….
And waited….
Sora gulps again. I think he wants to faint. He really looks nauseous at the moment. AND I DON"T CARE ABOUT HIM. I just don't like doing the work alone.
OH! The breast lady is still thinking by the way.
" AHA!!!! I GOT IT!" She squeals as she ran towards the closet. " Is she that weird?" I turn to look at the kid. And I really don't know if I'm amused or totally freaked out when I saw him. He was practically praying to whatever gods both up and down to spare him. I even heard him swearing that he'll make sure to bath Goofy and Donald twice a weak and cleaning up after them. Now who the hell is Goofy and Donald? Probably his pets' names.
Ms. Lockheart came back introducing us too…
" Thank you for waiting. Since the mess hall is a mess you'll clean it up. And since you two are such adorable liitle boys." She then proceeded on pinching the freak's and my cheeks. " you'll wear this." She then showes the horrible looking pink bunny and polka dotted doggie costumes.
" whew I thought it was something worst."
Just what the Hell did he mean by that!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not wearing this!!!!!!!
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seph has to stop now…demo don't worry seph is starting the next one right away^^ seph just want it to be a third person't view this time………………..gomena but seph promise to do it^^
By the way I want to thank the following for their reviews and for your suppoet seph appriciate it very much.
UknowUloverere: Seph wanna kill that person too but seph realize that it won't come back..so it will be a waste^^
inoa2360;eartily: hai he is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merie : Hai this is what happens next……….sorry if seph dissapoint you. But seph will come around
Special-O : it is Riku/sora nad seph assures you!!!!
Hyper Pegesus: I like sephiroth too!!!! I'm kinda lucky I have his name^^ I don't like ansem that much
Shadow Shi13: don't be sorry for him seph has a lot installed for him *snickers*
Kawaii_Kat: I can't discipline and I don't know how…even my younger sister seems to rule over me WAH!!!
Dark_Fox : thank you for saying that…^^ you bow down before sephiroth-sama or Seph? Hehe *poses*… … * silence* … …*pouts*guess not
Luana Hime: Hai!!!! Sephiroth-sama really scary!!!!!!!!
Did seph forget to mention anyone Sorry!!!!!!!!
But seph replied so please review DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOO