Spectral's Evil and Insane Zoids Themed Talk Show Type Show

By, Spectral

Insanity comes in many forms this is one of the more pleasant ones…

Disclaimer: Spectral doesn't own zoids or its characters. He owns this story and its plot but not Zoids or it characters.

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Mr. Censor: Live from a studio somewhere in Limbo, it's Spectral's Zoid Themed Talk Show! Here's your host, Spectral!

            Spectral appeared in a cloud of smoke. The audience applauded. Spectral tried to quiet them but they wouldn't stop. He tried again with no progress. The audience quickly became silent when Spectral pulled a flamethrower out of subspace.

Spectral: Thank you, thank you. Well I've come up with some sort of talk show-like show. It will feature Zoids characters from all three series, some zoid battles, zombies, explosions, maniacal laughter, insanity, and some other zoid related stuff that I'll make up as we go along. That sound good?

Audience: Yes!

One guy in Audience: No!

Spectral: Seize him!

            Two robots flew from above grabbed the guy out of the audience and then carried him back into the shadows. There was an explosion and the audience looked at each other nervously.

Spectral: Will we have any more problems?

            The audience shook their heads and Spectral walked over to a desk that had appeared out of no where. He sat down behind it and a panel opened up on the arm of his chair revealing several different buttons.

Spectral: Okay, Mr. Censor, who's our first guest?

Mr. Censor: I don't know.

Spectral: What?

Mr. Censor: We didn't book anyone…

Spectral: Then spin the wheel of guests!

Mr. Censor: Okaaay…

            A large wheel with several pictures, words, and names on it dropped from above. Mr. Censor spun the wheel and it landed on…

Mr. Censor: Taco?

Audience: Taco?

            A taco appeared on a chair next to Spectral's desk.

Spectral: Spin the wheel again please…but first, who wants the taco?

Large woman in audience: I do!

Spectral: Very well…

            Spectral picked the taco up and then threw it into the audience. There was a small explosion but several robots rushed out and repaired the damage.

Spectral: Now do we have a real guest?
Mr. Censor: Yes, it's Harry Champ.

Spectral: Okay. Minions! Bring me Harry Champ!

            Two robots flew through a dimensional portal. About a minute later they returned with Harry Champ. The audience clapped as Harry was dropped in his chair.

Spectral: Hello Harry. Did you agree to come on the show or did the robots have to persuade you?

Harry: I agreed to come with them.

Spectral: Okay. Well first I've got some questions for you. Is it true that you're "A man Destined to be King"?

Harry: Yes. I'm Harry Champ, A Man Destined to be King!

Spectral: King of what?

Harry: I'm not quite sure… no one ever told me. Everyone back home just kept saying that I was a man destined to be king.

Spectral: Oh…well…why do you have so many zooids if you only use two?

Harry: Just to show that I can have all the zoids I want.

Spectral: Is it also true that you once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a #2 pencil?

Harry: No.

Spectral: Would you like to try?

Harry: Isn't it a little dangerous?

Spectral: If you can survive you'll win Leena…

Harry: Bring on the zombies!

Spectral: Very well, it's time for… SUPER ZOMBIE MELEE!

            The audience began to cheer as Spectral pushed a button. The studio floor began to open up and a large graveyard-like enclosure rose from the ground. Mr. Censor walked over, handed Harry a pencil, and then opened the door to the graveyard. Harry walked in and stood on a red Q in the middle of the graveyard. The door closed and the walls were electrified. Several zombies began to rise from the ground.

Spectral: We'll see if Harry survives after the commercial break.

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E-307: Having problems with the bully at school? Being terrorized by evil clowns? Having romance problems? Well we have the Solution to your problems! Just Call Spectral! He'll fix up the problem, just watch!

**School**

            A small kid is getting pushed around by a bully. The kid then pushes a button on his watch. Spectral appears in a cloud of smoke and taps the bully on the shoulder.

Bully: What do you want?

Spectral: Stop picking on him.

Bully: Make me!

Spectral: Okay.*snaps fingers*

            The GenoBreaker appears behind Spectral and begins to charge the charged particle cannon. The Bully runs away screaming.

**Random location**

            Several evil clowns are dancing around a group of old people. One of them pushes a button on her walker. The Death Saurer appears out of nowhere with Spectral on its shoulder. It began to fire the Charged Particle Cannon as the clowns ran in terror.

E-307: Sorry but Spectral can't help with your romance problems. Remember, if you need a problem solved quickly or some massive destruction caused just call Spectral!

Warning, Spectral may cause massive destruction.

Spectral: And we're back! Harry actually survived the zombies!

Audience: What?

Spectral: Let's see what Harry has to say.

            A very battered and bruised Harry Champ is sitting in the chair next to Spectral's desk.

Spectral: What was it like fighting with all those zombies?

Harry: Painful.

Spectral: Well you did survive, so as promised, you get Leena.

            Harry jumped out of his chair, instantly healed, ready to meet his Leena. Spectral just handed him a Leena plush toy.

Harry: Wh-what's this? I thought you said you would give me Leena!

Spectral: Yes, but I never said I'd give you the real Leena, now did I?

Harry: But…

Spectral: SILENCE! Go hang out back stage; we'll call you for a zoid battle later.

Harry: But…

            Two robots hover down from above and carry Harry backstage. The audience cheers and becomes quiet as Spectral picks up a flamethrower.

Spectral: Okay, Mr. Censor, who's the next guest?

Mr. Censor: Well, I spun the wheel and it landed someone.

Spectral: Who?

Mr. Censor: Irvine.

Spectral: Very well. Minions! Bring me Irvine!

            Two robots flew into a dimensional portal and returned a short while later returned with Irvine. They dropped him in a chair next to Spectral's desk. He immediately tried to run away but the robots threw him back into the chair.

Spectral: Hello Irvine.

Irvine: What's going on? I told these glorified toasters to get lost!

Spectral: You were invited to be on this show.

Irvine: I didn't want to be on this stupid show!

Spectral: You don't really have a choice.

            Spectral pressed a button and the floor began to open again. This time it revealed a pit of rabid fan-girls.

Spectral: Cooperate or I drop you down there.

            Irvine looked at the pit of rabid fan-girls and then back at Spectral. He sighed and turned to the audience.

Irvine: Okay, I'll stay.

Audience: *cheers*

Spectral: *Death Glare*

Audience: *silence*

Spectral: Okay, so…the first question we have for you is: Where'd you get that eye -patch?

Irvine: I had it custom made.

Spectral: Your last name wouldn't happen to be Hunter would it?

Irvine: No. I don't have a last name. Just Irvine.

Spectral: Okay, well which zoid did you like better? The Command Wolf or the Lightning Siax?

Irvine: The Lightning Siax is the Command Wolf in a new form.'

Spectral: Ah-ha. Well before we let you go, you'll be taking part in a zoid battle with our other guest.

            Spectral pressed yet another button and the wall behind him began to open up, revealing an arena. Inside the arena were The Lightning Siax and Harry's Dark Horn. A Dark Judge Capsule rose from the ground on the fall wall.

            Robots picked up Irvine and flew him over to his zoid. Harry was already waiting in his zoid. The Dark Judge capsule opened and The Lightning Siax activated.

Dark Judge: Area scanned. Battlefield set-up! Irvine vs. Harry Champ. Battle-Mode none. Ready…FIGHT!

*BOOM*

            The Dark Horn fell to the ground, two smoking holes in its side. The Lightning Siax's cannon's were also smoking.

Dark Judge: Battle over, battle over. The winner is…Irvine.

Spectral: Well that went faster than expected…Thanks for showing up on the show guys. See ya.

            Dimensional portals opened under both zooids and they were transported back to where they were supposed to be. The walls closed and Spectral turned back to the audience.

Spectral: Well that's all for today's show. Next time we'll have Ambient and Sebastian on the show. If you have any questions for these two characters, send them in. See ya next time. *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Audience: *cheers*

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Next Time:

Ambient and Sebastian.

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What did you people think of this insane idea? If you have any questions for Ambient, Sebastian, Mr. Censor, or myself send them in. They'll be answered them in the next chapter!