Spectral's Evil and Insane Zoids Themed Talk Show Type Show

By, Spectral

Insanity comes in many forms this is one of the more pleasant ones…

Disclaimer: Spectral doesn't own zoids or its characters. He owns this story and its plot but not Zoids or it characters.

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Mr. Censor: Live from a studio somewhere in Limbo, it's Spectral's Zoid Themed Talk Show! Here's your host, Spectral!

            Spectral appeared in a cloud of smoke. The audience applauded. Spectral tried to quiet them but they wouldn't stop. He tried again with no progress. The audience quickly became silent when Spectral pulled a flamethrower out of subspace.

Spectral: Thank you, thank you. Well I've come up with some sort of talk show-like show. It will feature Zoids characters from all three series, some zoid battles, zombies, explosions, maniacal laughter, insanity, and some other zoid related stuff that I'll make up as we go along. That sound good?

Audience: Yes!

One guy in Audience: No!

Spectral: *presses button*

            The floor under the one guy opened and he slid into the pit of rabid fan-girls. The floor closed as screams of terror were heard. Spectral walked over to his desk and sat down. The control panel opened up revealing several switches and buttons.

Spectral: Okay. Our first guest for today is Sebastian. MINIONS! Retrieve Sebastian!

Sebastian: Hello.

Spectral: !!! DON'T DO THAT!

Sebastian: Very well.

Spectral: Okay…we have some questions for you and then we're going to play a game.

Sebastian: Then ask your questions.

Spectral: The first question is from BecBet, What do you really think of Harry?

Sebastian: Harry's my friend. He built Benjamin and myself when he was younger. He may be a bit crazy but he's around when we need him.

Spectral: Ah ha… well now you get questions from me… Why does your Heldigunner have two giant Gojalas cannons on it? They just slow your zoid down and don't seem to be effective…

Sebastian: It was Harry's idea and the cannons are effective. How can two giant cannons NOT be effective?

Spectral: Good point. Is it true that you were once a blender?

Sebastian: No! I was never a blender!

Spectral: Is that so? Well…it's time for the game.

Sebastian: Okay. What kind of a game is it?

Spectral: Super Robot Melee!

Audience: *cheers*

Spectral: *holds up grenade*

Audience: *silence*

            Spectral threw the grenade over his shoulder and it exploded somewhere backstage. The host then pressed a button and the wall behind his desk opened revealing an arena. Two demons picked Sebastian up and threw him into the arena.

Sebastian: What is Super Robot Melee?

Audience: *Cheers*

Spectral: *picks up bazooka*

Audience: *silence*

Spectral: Four robots go in, battle, and one emerges victorious.

Sebastian: I have to fight other robots?

Spectral: Yes.

Sebastian: No. There is no way that I am going to fight with another ro…*notices bazooka pointed at him* bot…

Spectral: Here are your opponents…

            Four holes open in the arena floor and three robots rise from them. One is a small egg shaped robot with a blinking red light on it. Another is a standard V-Series Spectral Assault Robot, and the last is a 50-Foot Tall planetary raider robot.

Spectral: In this fight anything goes. You have till we get back from the commercial break to fight. Ready…COMERCIAL! I mean FIGHT!

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Spectral: And we're back! The winner of the fight was the Egg-O Bot! *Holds up little egg shaped robot with blinking red light* Sebastian didn't fare as well…*throws Egg-O Bot into a dimensional portal*

            Two zombies carry a box containing what's left of Benjamin out of the arena and backstage.


Spectral: What are we going to do while we wait for out next guest?

Mr. Censor: You could always answer the questions people asked you.

Spectral: People asked me questions? Okay. Let's here 'em!

Mr. Censor: Very well. The first one is from Shadow Liger who wants to know when Shadow will be on the show.

Spectral: Shadow? Check back CH5 for Shadow.

Mr. Censor: And this one is from Fire Fox. She wants to know when Raven will be on the show.

Spectral: Raven will be on the show once I figure out how to Fan-Girl Proof the studio.

Mr. Censor: That's all.

Spectral: Really? Oh well…*looks at watch* our next guest should be here is 5…4…3…2…1…

            Ambient appeared in the chair next to Spectral's desk and looked around. The organoid seemed very confused.

Spectral: Hi Ambient!

            Ambient was startled. He turned and growled at Spectral. He then made several organoid type noises. No one had any idea what he just said.

Spectral: Okay, can we get a translator out here?!

Mr. Censor: No, but we do have the translator machine.

Spectral: Then bring that out!

Mr. Censor: Okaaaay…

            Mr. Censor carried a strange machine out onto the stage and set it down on Spectral's desk. He hooked a microphone up to it and pointed the microphone at Ambient.

Spectral: This is the translator machine I invented last Thursday! It will let us understand Ambient.

Audience: Oh…

Ambient: *translator activated!* what's going on? Where is this!?

Spectral: This is the *insert title here* Show! You're our second guest of the day!

Ambient:???

Spectral: Just answer the questions I ask you…

Ambient: Okay.

Spectral: Our first question is from someone you know. Biowolf wants to know what it's like living with Hiltz.

Ambient: Well when Hiltz isn't running away from Biowolf, and we're not fighting the Guardian Force, life is kinda boring. Eat, sleep, plan, save Hiltz from falling off a cliff when he's trying to be evil, argue.

Spectral: Interesting…Out next question is from Fire Fox! She wants to know what it's like pushing a zoid to its ultimate potential when you merge with it.

Ambient: I don't really push a zoid to its Ultimate Potential. I just greatly increase its abilities. But anyway… its still fun to watch the scared little pilots see a zoid transform to a more terrifying shape right before their eyes.

Spectral: Creepy. Speaking of creepy, our next question is from Hades, lord of the underworld. His question is: If you could be any type of candy, what would you be?

Ambient: Chocolate Bar!

Spectral: Okaaaaaaaay…we're out of questions but I do have a surprise for you…

Ambient: Really? What is it?

Spectral: This! *presses button*

            A net lifted Ambient into the air. The Audience gasped in surprise and Mr. Censor just rolled his eyes. (Hey! That rhymes!)

Spectral: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've captured Ambient! Only three more Organoids left till they're all mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

            A crumpled up piece of paper flew from nowhere and hit Spectral in the head. He picked up the paper and opened it.

Spectral: Who dares interrupt my evil moment?!?!?!?

            The paper had a name on it. It was Hiltz.

Spectral: Hiltz?!? Why did Hiltz throw a paper ball at me!?!?

            Another paper flew from nowhere and hit Spectral he picked up and opened this paper as well.

Spectral: *reading the paper aloud* "I threw the paper ball at you to cause a distraction and give me enough time to escape with Ambient. Signed, Hiltz." *anger* WHAT!?!?!

            Spectral looked over at the net that was supposed to contain Ambient to see it had been cut open. Hiltz and Ambient were currently escaping through a door just off stage.

Spectral: *presses button* Get back here!

            Spectral jumped out of his chair and into the Egg Walker. HE then charged after Ambient and Hiltz. They closed the door behind them and Spectral crashed through the wall.

Mr. Censor: Well that's the end of today's show… next time we have Moonbay and the Dark Judge…

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Next Time:

Moonbay and the Dark Judge