Spectral's Evil and Insane Zoids Themed Talk Show Type Show

By, Spectral

Insanity comes in many forms this is one of the more pleasant ones…

Disclaimer: Spectral doesn't own zoids or its characters. He owns this story and its plot but not Zoids or it characters.

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Mr. Censor: Live from a studio somewhere in Limbo, it's Spectral's Zoid Themed Talk Show! Here's your host, Spectral!

            Spectral appeared in a cloud of smoke. The audience applauded. Spectral tried to quiet them but they wouldn't stop. He tried again with no progress. The audience quickly became silent when Spectral pulled a flamethrower out of subspace.

Spectral: Thank you, thank you. Well I've come up with some sort of talk show-like show. It will feature Zoids characters from all three series, some zoid battles, zombies, explosions, maniacal laughter, insanity, and some other zoid related stuff that I'll make up as we go along. That sound good?

Audience: Yes!

One guy in Audience: No!

Spectral: *presses button*

            The one guy in the audience is catapulted through the roof. Spectral goes and sits behind his desk.

Spectral: Who keeps letting that guy back in?

Mr. Censor: Don't know.

Spectral: Okay…well before we bring out our first guest…does the audience have anything they'd like to ask or say?

            Several people in the audience raise their hands. Spectral scans the crowd and chooses one person.

Person: Why do you always cause your guests pain? It's just wrong.

Spectral: You don't like when I hurt the guests? Well how about I hurt you instead? *pushes button*

            The floor opened and a large dragon rose out of the hole. It roared then looked at the person in the audience. It opened its mouth and fired a stream of fire and acid at the person. The charred and burnt person fell back into their seat. The dragon returned to the hole in the floor.

Spectral: Any more questions or comments? None? Good. Let's bring out our first guest, Moonbay!

            Two robots fly into a dimensional portal and return a few moments later with Moonbay. The transporter walks over and sits in a chair next to Spectral's desk.

Spectral: Hi Moonbay!

Moonbay: Hello.

Spectral: The first question we have for you is from…*looks at card*…Becbet. She wants to know what's with that song you always sing.

Moonbay: It's my theme song. I have to sing it. Besides…the radio in my Gustav broke and I forgot to get it fixed so I provide my own music.

Spectral: Oh…well…our next question is from HealerAriel. She wants to know if there's anything going on between you and Irvine.

Moonbay: ! There's nothing going on between me and Irvine…really…*shifty glance*

Spectral: Oh really? If you say so…our next question is from…me. Why did you quit racing sinkers? That looked like fun.

Moonbay: It got too easy to win. I got bored.

Spectral: Okay. That's all the questions for now. Hang out backstage for awhile and there'll be a game later.

Moonbay: Okay.

Spectral: We'll be back after this commercial break.

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Spectral: Coming soon to a computer near you… A warrior shrouded in mystery. His intentions unknown. He stalks the Blitz Team through the shadows. Is he friend or foe? Find out in…

Darkness on the Battlefield; Enter the Phantom

A fic brought to you by Spectral Inc.

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Spectral: We're back but our guest isn't here yet…

Mr. Censor: We have questions for you….

Spectral: Then ask them…

Mr. Censor: Very well. Fire fox wants to know: "So are you saying that when Raven is actually on the show, I won't be able to come?"

Spectral: You'll be able to come…I meant once I figure out how to keep the dangerous rabid fan-girls out…the ones that just keep coming back no matter how many times they are destroyed…

Mr. Censor: That's all the questions for you. *looks up* Incoming…

Spectral: What?


            The Dark Judge capsule crashed through the roof and got stuck. It opened and the Dark Judge jumped out. He took a seat next to Spectral's desk and the capsule blasted back into space. Several robots appeared and fixed the studio. Spectral got up from under his desk and turned to the Dark Judge.

Spectral: Next time use the door…or a dimensional portal. Just don't crash through the roof!

Dark Judge: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…*notices angry army of robots just off stage* HAHaha…

Spectral: Okay. Well we've got questions for you and the first one is from Fire Fox. She wants to know why the Backdraft Group isn't more evil like Raven or Hiltz.

Dark Judge: Why would I know? I spend most of my days up in a satellite. The most I ever get to do is the "Area scanned…battlefield set up. The Blitz Team vs. the Gold Team. Battle mode, 0999. Ready…FIGHT!" Thing. No one tells me anything…

Spectral: Well then…we have a question from Hades, lord of the Underworld. He wants to know, when you were a little robot what did you want to be when you grew up.

Dark Judge: Is there something wrong with him?

Spectral: Yes.

Dark Judge: I was never a "little robot" I was built in a factory and almost immediately sent out to officiate my first battle.

Spectral: Okay. It's time for a game!

            Two robots carried Moonbay on stage and dropped her in a chair next to the Dark Judge.

Spectral: This is a little trivia game… I'm going to ask you random questions and you have to answer them. Get them wrong and … let's just say that won't be fun. First question is for the Dark Judge… What is the name of Hiltz's Organoid?

Dark Judge: Ambient.

Spectral: Moonbay, Who is the pilot of the Berserk Fury?

Moonbay: Vega.

Spectral: Dark Judge, who pilots the Geno Breaker?
Dark Judge: Hiltz!

Spectral: WRONG! You lose! *pushes button*

            The Dark Judge was picked up by two robots and placed on a large red Q in the center of the stage. He looked up and a refrigerator dropped on him. The robots began to clean the mess up.


Spectral: Okay, get this right and you win, Moonbay. What is the name of the Liger Zero's Green CAS?

Moonbay: Jager.

Spectral: WRONG! Good bye. *pushes button*

            Moonbay's chair spun around and she was catapulted through an open window.

Spectral: That's all for now! Next time we'll have Raven and Leon the show.

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Raven and Leon