AN: I know I said every weekend but I lied. Bad self! (smacks hand) Well here it is. I hope the wait is worth it. : ) Disclaimer: I own it! It's mine I'll mine. Not really but I can pretend

"Stop looking behind you," Terrah hissed, "We don't want him to get suspicious"

"I'm not the one looking suspicious. The guy following us is the suspicious one," Maddie began rambling, " Maybe we should call the cops! Poooliiice!" Terrah slapped a hand over Maddie's mouth stopping her mid high pitched "Pooolii. . ."

"We don't want him to know we know were being followed"

Maddie stopped walking, "huh?" Terrah grabbed her arm "Keep walking" she whispered, " faster, but not to fast can't get him suspicious"

"I think he'd get suspicious if I didn't act suspicious"

"Whatever"

"Oh brother, I'm sick of this." Maddie turned around and marched straight up to the guy. Using her cup like microphone she said, " Good Morning America! This is the 10:00 news at 2:00. Today we are interviewing some random guy off the street." The cloaked fellow looked shocked as Maddie continued, "So random guy tell us a little bit about yourself. You know, where you were born. Your childhood. Why you're stalking me. All the details,"

"Ummm"

"Come on hup too. This is interview isn't going to write itself you know,"

"Errrrr. . ."

Terrah watched carefully as the man pulled out a stick thing from his cloak. Maddie oblivious, as always, kept on talking.

" Apparently our guest is a little camera shy either that he can't speak English. We'll try French. Hola! Como Estas?"

"That's Spanish" Terrah said while frantically trying to think of a way to warn Maddie. Who at the moment was saying, "Between the ummms and the errrrs I think we've got a sentence. He was born in ummmerrrr. His childhood was ummmerrr and I think he wants a hummer."

Terrah put her head in her hands and sighed. Then the guy revealed his wand, "Your coming with me" he said quietly.

"You go on. I'll catch up." Maddie said completely unfazed, " Ketchup ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" She glanced at the mans cold face. She stopped laughing and poked him in the ribs, "Not much of a joker are we?"

"Not when I'm on business for the Dark Lord" he said attempting to scare her.

"Dark Lord? Dark Lord? I know I've heard that name before . . . thinking" suddenly she remembered, "The wuss!"

"How dare you, imperio"

"You're in America now speak American"

Terrah decided it was time to take action. Sprinting towards the two she thrust the rest of her Inta Juice into the man's face, grabbed Maddie's arm and began running back to her house.

"But I wasn't done with my interview" Maddie whined.

"I think it would've stopped anyway" she said still running. When they finally reached the house they stormed in and locked the door. "I think I'm beginning to understand why we need to go to Hogwarts" Terrah gasped out of breath. " Between you and them I'm gonna die"

"Don't say that! I've been living with me for 15 years and I'm still here"

"Yeah but I don't think your all here" Terrah replied pointing to her head.

"Hey"

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After both girls had completely calmed down. Well at least Terrah anyway. They went in search of Dumbledore and Terrah's mom.

"Don't tell her what happened" Terrah warned "or she'll never let me go"

Maddie faked shock "Did you honestly think I was going to ?!!"

"Knowing you, I wouldn't rule that possibility out"

Maddie didn't have a chance to respond because at that moment they had stumbled into the dinning room and Terrah's mom.

"I'm so proud of you" she said giving Terrah a big hug, "Getting a full- ride scholarship to an ivy league prep school"

"Does that mean I can go?" Terrah asked barely able to contain her excitement.

Her mom wasn't paying attention. " I'm going to have to call your father and lets see school doesn't start until September 1. That doesn't give us much time"

"SCORE" Maddie and Terrah said at the same time. They tried to give each other a high five but Maddie missed.

"Ahhhh my nose" Terrah cried out.

"Don't be such a sissy"

"Oh you're going to pay for that."

"Not if you can't catch me"

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