Now for part 2
"Hello, I am Urashima, the author of this fan fic. I have now gotten my hands on a new script. Nabeshin will not be in this fan fic. In fact he is gagged and tied up in a closet as I speak!" I say as thumping can be heard in a closet next to me. I open it and a horde of puchus fall upon the ground. Nabeshin is nowhere to be found.
"Great, I have given the Lovely Angels a new job! I have also given the Lovely Across girls a new job!"
"Puchu!?"
"No, puchu,"
"Puchu!?"
"No, puchu!"
"Puchu!?"
"No puchu!!"
"Puchu!?"
"NO PUCHU!!!!"
"Puchu!?"
--
Roll theme music!
Dobedobedobedobedoooo
Puchu?
--
"Hail Il-Palazzo-sama!" A red head in a rather unusual outfit sporting large teal shoulder pads and other odd features saluted her leader.
"Where is Excel-kun?" Il-Palazzo looked around the room upon seeing a red head in her outfit.
"Excel?" Kei asked.
"Nevermind, where is Hyatt?"
Yuri promptly fell over from blood loss.
"I see, that is most unfortunate. I have um.. forgotten my lines, one moment," He grabbed his cell phone and pushed a couple buttons. "Ah, hello, I see, ok, no I am not free for dinner, no I will not go on a date with you, gay? I will not answer that question, thank you," he hung up the phone and turned to his apparent new employees.
"Kei, Yuri, you will seek out this man named Nabeshin. He has a large afro and runs really fast. Use all weapons you have available!"
"Yes almighty Il-Palazzo-sama!" Kei shouted. A trap door quickly opened up below her. She fell in at once, her face of a person who looks likes a tom boy turned insane spoof girl who was just dropped into a large hole with water and nasty critters at the bottom for no real reason what so ever. Splash!
Yuri stood up again, still wobbling, "Why did you do that, Lord Il- Palazzo?" she asked weakly.
"Just not the same.," he twiddled his thumbs with a shy look on his face and quickly returned to normal. "Go at once, kill the afro man!"
"Who me?" Nabeshin ran across the room from one door to another. Il-Palazzo grabbed a rocket launcher and fired a shot at him, the wall exploded. Nabeshin was in the rubble twitching.
Kei having ripped the alligators apart and is covered in only their blood has gotten out of the hole. "Uh.," she was speechless.
"Lord Il-Palazzo sama?"
"Yes, Hyatt, I mean Yuri?" he replied.
She walked over and bent down to the still twitching afro man.
Kei walked over and kicked him. He spat up a bit of blood. "Uh., why did you do that boss?"
"Do what?"
"You shot him with a rocket launcher! He's twitching!" Kei now returned to her normal self.
"I did? How about that, I got him too," he crossed his arms with a smile on his face.
"Yeah, what do we do for the rest of the fan fic?" Kei asked.
"Good question,"
A horde of puchus ran in and grab his body, they take him outside where an awaiting author is grinning.
"Ah, my puchus, you have served me well! The great Nabeshin is defeated!"
"Puchu!"
"No, puchu,"
"Puchu!?"
"NO FRICKEN PUCHU!!"
---
Now this fan fic was far more difficult to write than the last one, there were a great many out takes.
--Scene 1, take one - the beginning--
"Hail Lord Il-Palazzo-sama!!" Kei shouted with an arm up in a salute.
"Ah, Excel-kun,"
"I'm Kei,"
"K what?"
"Kei Misaki,"
"I don't recall this being a tenchi cross over fan fic,"
"Tenchi? Who's tenchi?"
"He's an uh.. old friend of uh.. mine.,"
"Friend? Hey that scene we did earlier with the cell phone, who did you talk to?"
"The author,"
"The author has the hots for you?" Kei fell over laughing.
"I will not answer that,"
"What was that about being gay? You have a thing for Tenchi?" Kei continued to laugh hysterically.
A rope came down before a very peeved Il-Palazzo, he grabbed it and yanked on it. The doors opened up below the laughing Kei. She bounced and leapt out of the way.
Il-Palazzo stood up now completely p'oed. A dozen yellow ropes came down from the ceiling. He yanked on them one at a time. Kei dodged them over and over gracefully furthering Il-Palazzo's anger.
"Hey, no one said anything about me going down that hole!" Kei shouted. Somehow Yuri was standing in just the right place to not be affected by the multiple doors opening all over the floor. One would wonder how this is a floor at all with all of these doors opening up.
"Alright, I have had enough!" Il-Palazzo shouted causing the room to quake. He got out a rocket launcher and started firing at Kei. Kei dodged them just as easily. The room started falling apart. This battle would have gone on forever if not for the fact that some of the burning debris caught Kei's hair on fire. She quickly got it put out, but was now very angry. She ran up to Il-Palazzo and ripped the rocket launcher out of his arms and pointed it back at him. He grabbed it and crushed it with his strength. His battle aura nearly threw Kei aside.
She grabbed him by the collar. And was about to pummel him with her other fist.
"No, don't hurt my sexy Il-Palazzo-sama!!" Excel ran in with two rocket launchers and fired a barrage of blasts at her.
--
"Hello, yes, thank you," Il-Palazzo floated about the cosmos and put the phone back in his pocket having just talked with the Great Will.
"I'm dead? Damnit! I never even died before! This isn't fair!" Kei pouted. "I didn't even get to confess my love for um.,"
"For who?"
"Hey, I'll shut up about Tenchi if you keep your mouth shut!"
"Fair enough,"
--Scene 3 - take 1 - Nabeshin arrives--
"Who me?" Nabeshin runs in through one door and slams into the wall on the far side.
"Hello? Yes, thank you," Il-Palazzo hung up his trusty cell phone. "Nabe- chan, I'll have a second door there in an hour,"
"Thnx." Nabeshin grumbled, he has a broken nose now.
--Scene 3 - take 2 - Nabeshin again--
"Who me?" Nabeshin ran across the room from one door to another. Il-Palazzo grabbed a rocket launcher and fired a shot at him, the wall exploded. Nabeshin was in the rubble twitching.
Kei having ripped the alligators apart and is covered in only their blood has gotten out of the hole. "Uh.," she was speechless.
"Lord Il-Palazzo sama?"
"Yes, Hyatt, I mean Yuri," he replied.
She walked over and bent down to the still twitching afro man.
Kei walked over and kicked him. He spat up a bit of blood. "Uh., why did you do that boss?"
"Do what?"
"You shot him with a rocket launcher! He's twitching!" Kei now returned to her normal self.
"I did? How about that, I got him too," he crossed his arms with a smile on his face.
--
That one was left in, the author has no idea why the almighty possibly gay supreme leader of Across took it upon himself to carry out the across girls' mission.
--
And now after the fan fic
"Say, what does puchu mean?" I ask. The puchu climbs up and whispers into my ear. "eewww, that's what I thought, dang that's nasty,"
"Puchuuuu!"
Author's note - the excel girls' new job was to clean up after the mess within the Across throne room.
Ps - I'm not gay, I just play one on the internet ^^, anything for a laugh, honestly.
"Hello, I am Urashima, the author of this fan fic. I have now gotten my hands on a new script. Nabeshin will not be in this fan fic. In fact he is gagged and tied up in a closet as I speak!" I say as thumping can be heard in a closet next to me. I open it and a horde of puchus fall upon the ground. Nabeshin is nowhere to be found.
"Great, I have given the Lovely Angels a new job! I have also given the Lovely Across girls a new job!"
"Puchu!?"
"No, puchu,"
"Puchu!?"
"No, puchu!"
"Puchu!?"
"No puchu!!"
"Puchu!?"
"NO PUCHU!!!!"
"Puchu!?"
--
Roll theme music!
Dobedobedobedobedoooo
Puchu?
--
"Hail Il-Palazzo-sama!" A red head in a rather unusual outfit sporting large teal shoulder pads and other odd features saluted her leader.
"Where is Excel-kun?" Il-Palazzo looked around the room upon seeing a red head in her outfit.
"Excel?" Kei asked.
"Nevermind, where is Hyatt?"
Yuri promptly fell over from blood loss.
"I see, that is most unfortunate. I have um.. forgotten my lines, one moment," He grabbed his cell phone and pushed a couple buttons. "Ah, hello, I see, ok, no I am not free for dinner, no I will not go on a date with you, gay? I will not answer that question, thank you," he hung up the phone and turned to his apparent new employees.
"Kei, Yuri, you will seek out this man named Nabeshin. He has a large afro and runs really fast. Use all weapons you have available!"
"Yes almighty Il-Palazzo-sama!" Kei shouted. A trap door quickly opened up below her. She fell in at once, her face of a person who looks likes a tom boy turned insane spoof girl who was just dropped into a large hole with water and nasty critters at the bottom for no real reason what so ever. Splash!
Yuri stood up again, still wobbling, "Why did you do that, Lord Il- Palazzo?" she asked weakly.
"Just not the same.," he twiddled his thumbs with a shy look on his face and quickly returned to normal. "Go at once, kill the afro man!"
"Who me?" Nabeshin ran across the room from one door to another. Il-Palazzo grabbed a rocket launcher and fired a shot at him, the wall exploded. Nabeshin was in the rubble twitching.
Kei having ripped the alligators apart and is covered in only their blood has gotten out of the hole. "Uh.," she was speechless.
"Lord Il-Palazzo sama?"
"Yes, Hyatt, I mean Yuri?" he replied.
She walked over and bent down to the still twitching afro man.
Kei walked over and kicked him. He spat up a bit of blood. "Uh., why did you do that boss?"
"Do what?"
"You shot him with a rocket launcher! He's twitching!" Kei now returned to her normal self.
"I did? How about that, I got him too," he crossed his arms with a smile on his face.
"Yeah, what do we do for the rest of the fan fic?" Kei asked.
"Good question,"
A horde of puchus ran in and grab his body, they take him outside where an awaiting author is grinning.
"Ah, my puchus, you have served me well! The great Nabeshin is defeated!"
"Puchu!"
"No, puchu,"
"Puchu!?"
"NO FRICKEN PUCHU!!"
---
Now this fan fic was far more difficult to write than the last one, there were a great many out takes.
--Scene 1, take one - the beginning--
"Hail Lord Il-Palazzo-sama!!" Kei shouted with an arm up in a salute.
"Ah, Excel-kun,"
"I'm Kei,"
"K what?"
"Kei Misaki,"
"I don't recall this being a tenchi cross over fan fic,"
"Tenchi? Who's tenchi?"
"He's an uh.. old friend of uh.. mine.,"
"Friend? Hey that scene we did earlier with the cell phone, who did you talk to?"
"The author,"
"The author has the hots for you?" Kei fell over laughing.
"I will not answer that,"
"What was that about being gay? You have a thing for Tenchi?" Kei continued to laugh hysterically.
A rope came down before a very peeved Il-Palazzo, he grabbed it and yanked on it. The doors opened up below the laughing Kei. She bounced and leapt out of the way.
Il-Palazzo stood up now completely p'oed. A dozen yellow ropes came down from the ceiling. He yanked on them one at a time. Kei dodged them over and over gracefully furthering Il-Palazzo's anger.
"Hey, no one said anything about me going down that hole!" Kei shouted. Somehow Yuri was standing in just the right place to not be affected by the multiple doors opening all over the floor. One would wonder how this is a floor at all with all of these doors opening up.
"Alright, I have had enough!" Il-Palazzo shouted causing the room to quake. He got out a rocket launcher and started firing at Kei. Kei dodged them just as easily. The room started falling apart. This battle would have gone on forever if not for the fact that some of the burning debris caught Kei's hair on fire. She quickly got it put out, but was now very angry. She ran up to Il-Palazzo and ripped the rocket launcher out of his arms and pointed it back at him. He grabbed it and crushed it with his strength. His battle aura nearly threw Kei aside.
She grabbed him by the collar. And was about to pummel him with her other fist.
"No, don't hurt my sexy Il-Palazzo-sama!!" Excel ran in with two rocket launchers and fired a barrage of blasts at her.
--
"Hello, yes, thank you," Il-Palazzo floated about the cosmos and put the phone back in his pocket having just talked with the Great Will.
"I'm dead? Damnit! I never even died before! This isn't fair!" Kei pouted. "I didn't even get to confess my love for um.,"
"For who?"
"Hey, I'll shut up about Tenchi if you keep your mouth shut!"
"Fair enough,"
--Scene 3 - take 1 - Nabeshin arrives--
"Who me?" Nabeshin runs in through one door and slams into the wall on the far side.
"Hello? Yes, thank you," Il-Palazzo hung up his trusty cell phone. "Nabe- chan, I'll have a second door there in an hour,"
"Thnx." Nabeshin grumbled, he has a broken nose now.
--Scene 3 - take 2 - Nabeshin again--
"Who me?" Nabeshin ran across the room from one door to another. Il-Palazzo grabbed a rocket launcher and fired a shot at him, the wall exploded. Nabeshin was in the rubble twitching.
Kei having ripped the alligators apart and is covered in only their blood has gotten out of the hole. "Uh.," she was speechless.
"Lord Il-Palazzo sama?"
"Yes, Hyatt, I mean Yuri," he replied.
She walked over and bent down to the still twitching afro man.
Kei walked over and kicked him. He spat up a bit of blood. "Uh., why did you do that boss?"
"Do what?"
"You shot him with a rocket launcher! He's twitching!" Kei now returned to her normal self.
"I did? How about that, I got him too," he crossed his arms with a smile on his face.
--
That one was left in, the author has no idea why the almighty possibly gay supreme leader of Across took it upon himself to carry out the across girls' mission.
--
And now after the fan fic
"Say, what does puchu mean?" I ask. The puchu climbs up and whispers into my ear. "eewww, that's what I thought, dang that's nasty,"
"Puchuuuu!"
Author's note - the excel girls' new job was to clean up after the mess within the Across throne room.
Ps - I'm not gay, I just play one on the internet ^^, anything for a laugh, honestly.