Having not reread the last chapters before I wrote this, I write this.

Chapt 5, the saga continues (make it stop!! Ah I'm choking!)

Lights flicker above a diner table deep with the confines of F-city. The night sky dwindles. It gets darker by the moment. This goes unnoticed by the people eating and drinking. Some are laughing and talking inside the diner. A dark haired man with a nice white and jeans is seated at one such table. Seated across from him was a certain redhead.

"Have I seen you before somewhere?" the man asked, trying to remember.

"Do all the men use that catch line?" Kei scoffed and they both laughed a bit having ignored the matter of these stories being a reinterpretation of the prior plots.

Outside the diner a garbage can is knocked over followed by another. A blonde woman ranting and raving about some man named Il-Palazzo-sama then cleans it up at once. A rather sickly looking women crawls behind her and gets stuck.

"Hey, I know her!" the man stood up and looked out the window. "That's Hyatt!"

"So it is. What is she to you?" Kei tried to ignore an artery upon her forehead.

"Uh, an, old, girl friend, we're not seeing each other anymore, hehe," the man ran fingers through his hair most nervously.

"Well, eh," a beeping can be heard. "Excuse me," she got up and left the room. She flicked her triangular earring and it spoke.

"Come in Kei," Yuri said through the comlink.

"I'm here, what is it?" Kei replied.

"I'm under attack!" Yuri yelps. "Don't rush tho,"

"What? For crying out loud, where are you?"

"A few blocks west of your location," electric pulse blasts can be heard followed by deep voice groans and complaints.

"I'll be right there, this guy is boring anyways," Kei runs out of the door and headed due west. She ran right by Excel and Hyatt who were cleaning up another street they messed up.

"Gun shots!" Excel fell to the ground and rolled around.

"Sempai?" Hyatt muttered in her quaint way.

"Yes ha-chan?" Excel continued to roll around.

"You aren't on fire," she said meekly.

"Oh, wrong reaction! Thank you, Ha-chan!" Excel jumped up. "Let's go see what the commotion is!"

"Yes, sempai," Hyatt got onto her feet and was grabbed by the arm. In a blinding fury Excel ran due west where the shots can be heard from.

"What the f??" Kei lay on the ground with foot prints upon the back of her clothes. She pushed herself back up and onto her feet. She then walked over to a window and looked at her back in the reflection. "I was run over by a person?" she growled. "No one can run that fast!" she ran after the perpetrator.

"Stay back!" Yuri fired some more shots from her 3WA issue electro blaster.

"Puchuu!" said a Puchuu, "Damn you!" it said angrily upon its death.

"Hey Yuri!" Kei ran over and grabbed her gun, "What are these things?"

"Well they ain't pokemon!" Yuri shot a few more blasts. "They ain't so cute either,"

"I can see that! Heh, I could care less about cute things anyways," Kei went back to back with her partner and fired some shots of her own. The Puchuus have them surrounded and their numbers were increasing.

Excel hid in a bush and watched. A Puchuu put a gun to her back. "Heh?" Excel spun around and smashed it quickly.

"That wasn't in the script!" it fell over in a puddle of purple blood.

"That's what they all say!" Excel took the gun away from the Puchuu and started blasting away at the horde.

"Hey, looks like we have backup!" Kei laughed. She watched as Excel ran over with the gun attached to her hand.

"Hey you are the trouble consultants investigating us!" Excel blurted out having forgotten that they didn't know that Across knew that they were being investigated.

"Huh? Great our cover's blown," Yuri muttered.

"Big deal, they ain't the enemy! These eh," Kei thought.

"Puchuu!" one Puchuu shouted in its cute squeaky voice.

"Alien bears," Kei finished. A bunch of Puchuus fell over in a single overdone reaction to the remark.

"How many are there?" Yuri was getting frustrated.

"Don't know!" Excel shouted and blew a few more up messily.

"They trying to take over the world?" Kei shouted for no great reason.

"Take over the world? Hey that's not right we're trying to-" Excel blurted until Hyatt fell over on top of her.

"Ah Ha-chan died again!" Excel pointed out.

"What!? What do you mean again?" Yuri couldn't grasp the situation. Kei ignored this and continued to shoot. They would all be dead or worse if she didn't continue shooting these things.

"What the hell is that??" Kei shouted loud enough for the whole block to hear. Above them a warship appeared. Its great hulking mass defied all laws of physics. It also created a shadow over the entire area.

"So it has come at last," Mr. Kabapu spoke from his office window, "Send in the Public Rangers!"

"Yes, sir!" secretary Momochi replied.

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Nabeshin - you ended this too soon!

Author - die!

Bang

Nabeshin - ug, hey what is this paint?

Author - yep! Now die!

Bang bang bang bang

Nabeshin NOT THE HAAAAIR!!!

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