Team Rocket and the Rarest Pokemon of them All
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha or Pokemon chars. U.U
Awhile after Inuyasha and Ash had passed out on the ground, the stupid and brainless team rocket passes by. At first passing the notice nothing, but then after Meowth scratches them on the face repeatedly seam to get the idea that there are rare Pokemon to steal about.
James looks down at Inuyasha and pokes him with a stick.
Jessie: What type of Pokemon do you suppose this is?
Meowth: Dunno, but it don't look that smart to me!
James: Suppose it's a rare pokemon Jessie?
He continues to poke Inuyasha more and more till Inuyasha is full of bumps and holes. Jessie takes the stick and bops James on the head.
Jessie: Do you want to ruin it if it is rare?!
James rubs the lump on his head.
James: No, but I didn't think poking it with a stick would hurt it!
Jessie hits him over the head again then pokes James with a scowl. James starts yelling.
James: OKIE I GET IT!!! IT DOES HURT!!! BUT HE IS A POKEMON AND THEY HEAL QUICKLY!!!!
Meowth: Okie stupids, just catch him in a pokeball and we can show him to the boss!
Jessie: Why should we take orders from you?! I'm prettier!
Meowth scratches her face leaving welts, Jessie takes the stick and beats Meowth. James just watches with intent at the "Cat fight". After about 10 minutes more they finally fall to the ground exhausted.
James: Are you finished already? We are supposed to be catching rare pokemon not killing each other!!!
Jessie hits him over the head again with the stick then taking out another Pokeball tosses it at Inuyasha, who at that moment was waking up.
Inuyasha: W-ho t-h-e He-ll a-re you-
The Pokeball hits him in the head knocking him out cold again and making him twitch.
Inuyasha: C...r.a.p.
Jessie looks down at Inuyasha confused.
Jessie: I wonder why the pokemon didn't go into the pokeball?
Meowth: Must be some new fangled pokemon.oh well that means he is rare then! Jessie James! Go carry him!
Jessie: WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?!!!
Meowth: Because I'm the smart one that's why!!!
Jessie: You are, are you?
James: Please don't start this again.
Jessie: SHUT UP!!!
She hits James over the head making him cry. She then proceeds to have another fight with Meowth. James then looks over and sees that they have attracted the attention of Ash's Pikachu. James try's to interject, but Jessie hits him on the head again.
Pikachu: Pika?
Pikachu watches for a while then getting bored Thunderbolts them all. His thunderbolt being so large he caught Inuyasha in it too. Soon Team Rocket was flying off in the sky.
Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!
Inuyasha walking up slightly, looks about, and sighs. Pikachu sees him and blasts him. Inuyasha twitches.
Inuyasha: They ain't the only thing getting blasted!
He passes out again.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha or Pokemon chars. U.U
Awhile after Inuyasha and Ash had passed out on the ground, the stupid and brainless team rocket passes by. At first passing the notice nothing, but then after Meowth scratches them on the face repeatedly seam to get the idea that there are rare Pokemon to steal about.
James looks down at Inuyasha and pokes him with a stick.
Jessie: What type of Pokemon do you suppose this is?
Meowth: Dunno, but it don't look that smart to me!
James: Suppose it's a rare pokemon Jessie?
He continues to poke Inuyasha more and more till Inuyasha is full of bumps and holes. Jessie takes the stick and bops James on the head.
Jessie: Do you want to ruin it if it is rare?!
James rubs the lump on his head.
James: No, but I didn't think poking it with a stick would hurt it!
Jessie hits him over the head again then pokes James with a scowl. James starts yelling.
James: OKIE I GET IT!!! IT DOES HURT!!! BUT HE IS A POKEMON AND THEY HEAL QUICKLY!!!!
Meowth: Okie stupids, just catch him in a pokeball and we can show him to the boss!
Jessie: Why should we take orders from you?! I'm prettier!
Meowth scratches her face leaving welts, Jessie takes the stick and beats Meowth. James just watches with intent at the "Cat fight". After about 10 minutes more they finally fall to the ground exhausted.
James: Are you finished already? We are supposed to be catching rare pokemon not killing each other!!!
Jessie hits him over the head again with the stick then taking out another Pokeball tosses it at Inuyasha, who at that moment was waking up.
Inuyasha: W-ho t-h-e He-ll a-re you-
The Pokeball hits him in the head knocking him out cold again and making him twitch.
Inuyasha: C...r.a.p.
Jessie looks down at Inuyasha confused.
Jessie: I wonder why the pokemon didn't go into the pokeball?
Meowth: Must be some new fangled pokemon.oh well that means he is rare then! Jessie James! Go carry him!
Jessie: WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?!!!
Meowth: Because I'm the smart one that's why!!!
Jessie: You are, are you?
James: Please don't start this again.
Jessie: SHUT UP!!!
She hits James over the head making him cry. She then proceeds to have another fight with Meowth. James then looks over and sees that they have attracted the attention of Ash's Pikachu. James try's to interject, but Jessie hits him on the head again.
Pikachu: Pika?
Pikachu watches for a while then getting bored Thunderbolts them all. His thunderbolt being so large he caught Inuyasha in it too. Soon Team Rocket was flying off in the sky.
Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!
Inuyasha walking up slightly, looks about, and sighs. Pikachu sees him and blasts him. Inuyasha twitches.
Inuyasha: They ain't the only thing getting blasted!
He passes out again.