'Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese' thought Morwen, as she skipped though meadows of wildflowers.  'Cheese is a rather odd word,' she thought 'I wonder what it means'. 


'Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese' Thought Haldir, as he packed his saddle-bags.  'What I need is cheese.'.

'Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, ' sang Morwen gaily as she skipped merrily towards Haldir and handed him a bunch of wildflowers. 

'That's exactly what I was thinking Morwen!'  exclaimed Haldir.  'We must really be soul mates!'

'Cheese mates, don't you mean?' said Morwen idly as she dreamilyfully studied a frog that was flapping sleepily around the stable. 

'Frog?!' thought Haldir suddenly.  'I don't remember there being any frogs in this stable.'

'Yes, quite' said Haldir, out loud.  'Well Morwen,' he said, turning around, 'ready to say goodbye?'

Morwen gazed at him for a second, and then 'Oh Haldir!' she cried dramatically, throwing herself into his arms, 'I don't ever want to say goodbye!  What if you don't return?!?!?!!?' 

Haldir grinned mischievously, then realised this was meant to be a sad and tragic moment and stopped.  'Well Morwen,' he began bravely… then he couldn't think of anything brave to say, so he kissed her instead. 

When he finally ran out of breath and stopped kissing her, Morwen collapsed limply against his chest. 

'Never fear,' he whispered into her hair 'Haldir is here!'

Morwen looked at him blankly for a moment, then 'Oh Haldir,' she cried, for lack of anything better to say. 

'Don't worry,' he said heroically, ' I'll come back and I'll bring with me the perfect Dead, Rotten, Slightly Moss-Covered, Yet Completely Dry, Piece Of Oddly-Shaped Wood that my quest demands.'

Gently wiping the tears from her eyes, Haldir raised Morwen's chin and deposited one last kiss on her pretty green lips. 

And then Haldir rode off into the sunset on his flying frog.