Author's Note: watched the nightmare before Christmas and thought the Acolytes could be Lock, Shock, and Barrel.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song
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Working for Magneto(Tune to 'Kidnap the Sandy Claws')
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
Working for Magneto
PYRO:
Makes me wanna hurl
COLOSSUS:
Mags forces us to work together
Three of a kind
GAMBIT, PYRO, & COLOSSUS
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La la la la la la
La la la la la
Working for Magneto,
Slaving along the night
Throwing caution to the wind
But fighting isn't right
GAMBIT:
Didn't know what I was getting into
Makes Gambit wanna stop and sue
Remy will call on his Cajun roots
Straw dolls, thieving, and voodoo
PYRO:
I do not have much control
My flames can't stop; I'm on a roll!
When Maggie offered me a job
I work hard as to not be a slob
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS
Working for Magneto
Can really blow
Never get any girls since
They're Xavier's chicks
COLOSSUS:
Moving boxes, that's what I like
But nothing makes me happy now
Even when Kitty looks at me
It makes me wanna flee
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS
Fleeee!
GAMBIT:
It doesn't help that there's a girl
That would like to see Remy dead
She's pretty even if she frowns
But her skin can plow you down!
PYRO:
Why are you complaining?
Shelias love you because you're the Mac!
I end up scaring girls
No one loves a pyromaniac!
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS
Working for Magneto
Isn't really fun
Though we be the villains
We're stuck with awful puns
COLOSSUS & PYRO
We hate Magneto with a terrible passion
He's a psychotic bastard with horrible fashion
GAMBIT:
He wanted to throw me to the bench
So he took away my French
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS
He has a way of making us pay
For our lip, he could rue our say
We're his little henchmen*
We lie, steal, cheat, and hide
We do our best to please him*
And stay on his good side*
PYRO:
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb*
COLOSSUS:
I'm not the dumb one*
GAMBIT:
You're no fun*
PYRO:
Shut up!*
GAMBIT:
Make me!*
PYRO:
Yeah, I work for Magneto
It's a way to use my fire
I don't care what I have to do
Burning things passes the time
But so is watching Maggie die
GAMBIT, PYRO, & COLOSSUS
We wish we could have been there
When Poccy blew him sky-high
Maybe that will teach him
Playing nice applies
Working for Magneto
Really makes us tick
He's a crazy mo-fo
And a major dick
Working for Magneto
Does have its kicks
We run the show; our coolness makes everyone sick
Working for Magneto
Wishing we were free
Now that he is gone, we'll join Xavier for a fee
The End
* - original lyrics to the song