We left off last time with PP and the wise wizard getting high- I mean,
making a plan. They were just smoking pot accidentally. It's not their
fault. It's the evil Lockturn's fault for throwing pot in the wise wizard's
face and getting him addicted to drugs.
Anyway, they had a plan. They would put some hash in the Wonderbread then it would be wonderful. SO they did.
But they by mistake PP's cat, Cashcat, ate it all and PP got mad. So she smacked her silly. But there was a problem. There was no more hash! GASP!
So PP came and made a clone of the wise wizard and the tall tree and chopped them up and made them into hash.
Then she cackled evilly and choked on a pencil. But then a man with a time machine went back in time because since PP died because she choked, the world was forever tortured by the Adjective Army and the world was miserable, so he stopped her from choking and you can just skip this paragraph because it doesn't really matter so ha, I made you read so much for no good reason, and whoa this is a long sentence.
PP decided that the cloned hash would taste better if it was grinded with some cherry flavored nail polish remover. So she dumped some of that in it, and forgot to read the label that said: "If you pour this into Wonderbread, then feed it to random people on the street, they will die a slow and painful death and you will go to jail with your mother."
Good thing though that the very evil emu decided to get revenge on PP and eat all her Wonderbread. So he died a slow and painful death and PP got mad at him for eating her bread. She scolded him and sent him to his room. She didn't notice he was writhing on the floor, screaming.
Not good.
So PP. . .
Then a huge explosion blew up the world.
A giant all-powerful creature named Nadia decided that this story was getting too drug-like and decided to cancel it so all the little kiddies could forever watch Barney.
And so ended the tale of Prince Polyamourous. Or so everyone thought. . .
Maybe that's because it's true.
Dun dun dun. . .
The End.
Anyway, they had a plan. They would put some hash in the Wonderbread then it would be wonderful. SO they did.
But they by mistake PP's cat, Cashcat, ate it all and PP got mad. So she smacked her silly. But there was a problem. There was no more hash! GASP!
So PP came and made a clone of the wise wizard and the tall tree and chopped them up and made them into hash.
Then she cackled evilly and choked on a pencil. But then a man with a time machine went back in time because since PP died because she choked, the world was forever tortured by the Adjective Army and the world was miserable, so he stopped her from choking and you can just skip this paragraph because it doesn't really matter so ha, I made you read so much for no good reason, and whoa this is a long sentence.
PP decided that the cloned hash would taste better if it was grinded with some cherry flavored nail polish remover. So she dumped some of that in it, and forgot to read the label that said: "If you pour this into Wonderbread, then feed it to random people on the street, they will die a slow and painful death and you will go to jail with your mother."
Good thing though that the very evil emu decided to get revenge on PP and eat all her Wonderbread. So he died a slow and painful death and PP got mad at him for eating her bread. She scolded him and sent him to his room. She didn't notice he was writhing on the floor, screaming.
Not good.
So PP. . .
Then a huge explosion blew up the world.
A giant all-powerful creature named Nadia decided that this story was getting too drug-like and decided to cancel it so all the little kiddies could forever watch Barney.
And so ended the tale of Prince Polyamourous. Or so everyone thought. . .
Maybe that's because it's true.
Dun dun dun. . .
The End.