I DO NOT OWN TEKNOMAN . DO NOT SUE ME I HAVE NO MONEY.
Drunken Confessions
" Capture"
"Ever since childhood we have competed Blade. Somehow no matter the circumstance in someway you would always win. But that soon will change." Saber eyes darted from his glass and to the bar. He signaled with his hand to the waiter to bring him more of his drafts.
The college kids were out in full force tonight. The littered the bar scene everywhere. They seemed like cockroaches that flock to alcohol the minute its put on display. He sat quietly among them trying to blend in the throngs of students. Saber was doing a good job of it, since he finally acquired a "fashion sense".
" The girl at the table seemed to take an interest in me. Little does she know that underneath all this is a dangerous weapon."
"Tina , Ringo what should do guys. He's sitting right over there. Why don't we just nail his ass right now." Whispered Kaeisha. She shifted once again to get comfortable.
" We can't he might run or even worse transform. We can not take the risk of him transforming in the bar and killing hundreds of people." Replied Ringo
"Transform? By what do you mean transform? Tina ?"
" Tina by the way, what the hell are YOU doing in a place like this?"
" I am investigating the bar life ." Curtly replied Tina " Now shut up and pay attention. "
Ringo went silent . " Tina what the hell is wrong with you ? Ouch!"
Tina kicked him from underneath the table, and she shot him a fatal look. Kaeisha gave him a evil look as well. Those two were clearly planning something. He did not know it yet, but by their signals he knew. Ringo could not place his finger on it . Suddenly Kaeisha got up and clamored " SHOOTING THE SHOTS! MY FRIEND AGAINST THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. "
Kaeisha pointed toward Saber, and guys from around the bar gathered about the table. Ringo looked like he was about to have a heart attack. Tina worked her way toward the table Saber. Thongs of people surrounded the table. It had been a long time since a girl challenged a guy to a drinking contest. Saber had a look in his eyes that would have made Darkon himself cower before him. Nevertheless Tina did not fold away. The crowd grew quiet and the atmosphere smelled of tension.
" Do you accept my challenge?"
Saber gave her, his hardest look and nodded. He adjusted his hooded sweatshirt. So that he could see the girl fully. Tina gave him a fearful eye, but maintained her composure. Ringo on the other hand started to protest and was drawing a lot of attention to himself. Kaeisha interfered, and lead him toward the back of the bar.
" What are you two up to?"
" We are getting him drunk whats it look like Jackass?"
"Tina can not out drink..."
" You would be surprised now if you excuse me. I have a drinking contest to host somewhat. "
Kaeisha left and fought her way through the crowd. Tina felt Kaeisha's presence behind her, and she felt more comfortable.
"All right here are the rules, no fighting and both drinkers must finish the entire drink. Also drinkers must role the dice to determine how many drinks they will have. (only 1 dice). The first one that binges, throws in the towel. In the case of a tie there will be a death match; there will a contest to see who can drink 7 Barcadis 191s in the shortest length of time. If you two manage to get beyond that, then we'll figure something out. Any questions?" Both competitors shook their heads, then the contest curtly began.
Ringo was in total shock. "I can not believe that MY Tina is doing this. Maybe I am on something after all. Well he was not dreaming thats for sure. Somebody pinch me. She is having a drinking contest with Saber right at this very moment. Well I better fulfill my role of getting help. I just hope he's not too drunk or she hope that she doesn't die from alcohol poisoning.
After what seemed like a eternity the call finally went through. He stood outside in the summer heat, and the moon shone brightly against the night sky.
"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!. You can do it !!! Shouted the burly bartender. He went to work once again preparing shots of vodka for downing between both of the players. It was 12 to 10. Tina was downing her shots like there was no tommroww and Saber surely but surely was starting to catch up. The increasing crowd in the bar had only now began to place bets to see who would finish out first.
" There is no way you can beat me, I outweight by more than 30 lbs at least" panted Saber. Saber frequently shifted in seat to get some of the alcohol moving through his system. Tina stared at him definantly, and only to shove five more down her throat until she was finished with her set of vodka. Saber reluctantly did the same only to almost lose it in the last drink. He still stood his ground.
"All right since it is not an offical tie were going to contuine anyways. Just for the hell of it . Are the both of you up to it?"
" Yes"
" BRING OUT THE BARCARDI 196 , and I mean the good stuff this aught to finish it." The waitress brought around a huge bottle with Barcardi labeled on it. Players gaped at the immense size of it. Kaeisha could only stand there astounded that the bartender was still allowing this and was pouring full glasses of the drug. Topped with lemons and placed in front of the drinkers. There were six liters of Barcardi in front of Saber and Tina.
" Here are the rules you have to finish the entire drink without shitting all over the place or you lose. If the both players manage to finish all drinks in record time then there will be a death match. All right which one's up first?"
\ "I am ." Saber took the Barcardi and slowly empited the glass fully and set the glass down. Tina followed suit with the first and second as well. Saber began working on his third after that and was having a difficult time digesting. Tina began where Saber left and finished it all in one drink then heard a giggle come from across the table. Kaeisha and Tina gasped at Saber who was now a shadow of his formal self. He was now far from gone he was downright drunk off his ass. " I like the pruty fluwershehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
" THE WINNER IS MY GIRL TINA, HE LOSES. SHE WINS.!!!" Kaeisha held up Tina's hand highly and heard a loud crash. When she looked straight across the table, Saber was in a heap passed out. Mutter something indescribable.
"Come on Tina lets go. " Tina began swaying on her feet, but was stablized by Kaeisha.
" Right lets go gather him and take him back to headquaters. Matte where's Ringo? "
" I saw him go outside come on. What do we do with him?" Kaeisha pointed to the shameless and muttering heap on the floor.
" Trust me he's not going anywhere." Ringo, Star , Slade, and Maggie all busted through the bar door only to find a small crowd and the heap on the floor. Slade walked slowly up to his brother and quickly put restraints upon him. Saber could only moan and see blurry objects.
" What the hell happened ?" Asked Mac. Kaeisha shrugged her shoulder and said it was a drinking contest like it was a normal thing. The group could only gasp in amazement that Saber was down and out for the count.
" We should get going and you two have a lot of explaining to do when we get back to the base. "
" Whatever. Lets get going before he starts coming around and more people come in the bar .Besides its morning specials and everyone around town will be pouring in through those doors in a couple of minutes. " Suggested Kaeisha . Tina agreed.
Mac threw Saber over his should like a sac of potatoes and the group hauled ass out meeting the sun as it came into full view.
Drunken Confessions
" Capture"
"Ever since childhood we have competed Blade. Somehow no matter the circumstance in someway you would always win. But that soon will change." Saber eyes darted from his glass and to the bar. He signaled with his hand to the waiter to bring him more of his drafts.
The college kids were out in full force tonight. The littered the bar scene everywhere. They seemed like cockroaches that flock to alcohol the minute its put on display. He sat quietly among them trying to blend in the throngs of students. Saber was doing a good job of it, since he finally acquired a "fashion sense".
" The girl at the table seemed to take an interest in me. Little does she know that underneath all this is a dangerous weapon."
"Tina , Ringo what should do guys. He's sitting right over there. Why don't we just nail his ass right now." Whispered Kaeisha. She shifted once again to get comfortable.
" We can't he might run or even worse transform. We can not take the risk of him transforming in the bar and killing hundreds of people." Replied Ringo
"Transform? By what do you mean transform? Tina ?"
" Tina by the way, what the hell are YOU doing in a place like this?"
" I am investigating the bar life ." Curtly replied Tina " Now shut up and pay attention. "
Ringo went silent . " Tina what the hell is wrong with you ? Ouch!"
Tina kicked him from underneath the table, and she shot him a fatal look. Kaeisha gave him a evil look as well. Those two were clearly planning something. He did not know it yet, but by their signals he knew. Ringo could not place his finger on it . Suddenly Kaeisha got up and clamored " SHOOTING THE SHOTS! MY FRIEND AGAINST THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. "
Kaeisha pointed toward Saber, and guys from around the bar gathered about the table. Ringo looked like he was about to have a heart attack. Tina worked her way toward the table Saber. Thongs of people surrounded the table. It had been a long time since a girl challenged a guy to a drinking contest. Saber had a look in his eyes that would have made Darkon himself cower before him. Nevertheless Tina did not fold away. The crowd grew quiet and the atmosphere smelled of tension.
" Do you accept my challenge?"
Saber gave her, his hardest look and nodded. He adjusted his hooded sweatshirt. So that he could see the girl fully. Tina gave him a fearful eye, but maintained her composure. Ringo on the other hand started to protest and was drawing a lot of attention to himself. Kaeisha interfered, and lead him toward the back of the bar.
" What are you two up to?"
" We are getting him drunk whats it look like Jackass?"
"Tina can not out drink..."
" You would be surprised now if you excuse me. I have a drinking contest to host somewhat. "
Kaeisha left and fought her way through the crowd. Tina felt Kaeisha's presence behind her, and she felt more comfortable.
"All right here are the rules, no fighting and both drinkers must finish the entire drink. Also drinkers must role the dice to determine how many drinks they will have. (only 1 dice). The first one that binges, throws in the towel. In the case of a tie there will be a death match; there will a contest to see who can drink 7 Barcadis 191s in the shortest length of time. If you two manage to get beyond that, then we'll figure something out. Any questions?" Both competitors shook their heads, then the contest curtly began.
Ringo was in total shock. "I can not believe that MY Tina is doing this. Maybe I am on something after all. Well he was not dreaming thats for sure. Somebody pinch me. She is having a drinking contest with Saber right at this very moment. Well I better fulfill my role of getting help. I just hope he's not too drunk or she hope that she doesn't die from alcohol poisoning.
After what seemed like a eternity the call finally went through. He stood outside in the summer heat, and the moon shone brightly against the night sky.
"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!. You can do it !!! Shouted the burly bartender. He went to work once again preparing shots of vodka for downing between both of the players. It was 12 to 10. Tina was downing her shots like there was no tommroww and Saber surely but surely was starting to catch up. The increasing crowd in the bar had only now began to place bets to see who would finish out first.
" There is no way you can beat me, I outweight by more than 30 lbs at least" panted Saber. Saber frequently shifted in seat to get some of the alcohol moving through his system. Tina stared at him definantly, and only to shove five more down her throat until she was finished with her set of vodka. Saber reluctantly did the same only to almost lose it in the last drink. He still stood his ground.
"All right since it is not an offical tie were going to contuine anyways. Just for the hell of it . Are the both of you up to it?"
" Yes"
" BRING OUT THE BARCARDI 196 , and I mean the good stuff this aught to finish it." The waitress brought around a huge bottle with Barcardi labeled on it. Players gaped at the immense size of it. Kaeisha could only stand there astounded that the bartender was still allowing this and was pouring full glasses of the drug. Topped with lemons and placed in front of the drinkers. There were six liters of Barcardi in front of Saber and Tina.
" Here are the rules you have to finish the entire drink without shitting all over the place or you lose. If the both players manage to finish all drinks in record time then there will be a death match. All right which one's up first?"
\ "I am ." Saber took the Barcardi and slowly empited the glass fully and set the glass down. Tina followed suit with the first and second as well. Saber began working on his third after that and was having a difficult time digesting. Tina began where Saber left and finished it all in one drink then heard a giggle come from across the table. Kaeisha and Tina gasped at Saber who was now a shadow of his formal self. He was now far from gone he was downright drunk off his ass. " I like the pruty fluwershehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
" THE WINNER IS MY GIRL TINA, HE LOSES. SHE WINS.!!!" Kaeisha held up Tina's hand highly and heard a loud crash. When she looked straight across the table, Saber was in a heap passed out. Mutter something indescribable.
"Come on Tina lets go. " Tina began swaying on her feet, but was stablized by Kaeisha.
" Right lets go gather him and take him back to headquaters. Matte where's Ringo? "
" I saw him go outside come on. What do we do with him?" Kaeisha pointed to the shameless and muttering heap on the floor.
" Trust me he's not going anywhere." Ringo, Star , Slade, and Maggie all busted through the bar door only to find a small crowd and the heap on the floor. Slade walked slowly up to his brother and quickly put restraints upon him. Saber could only moan and see blurry objects.
" What the hell happened ?" Asked Mac. Kaeisha shrugged her shoulder and said it was a drinking contest like it was a normal thing. The group could only gasp in amazement that Saber was down and out for the count.
" We should get going and you two have a lot of explaining to do when we get back to the base. "
" Whatever. Lets get going before he starts coming around and more people come in the bar .Besides its morning specials and everyone around town will be pouring in through those doors in a couple of minutes. " Suggested Kaeisha . Tina agreed.
Mac threw Saber over his should like a sac of potatoes and the group hauled ass out meeting the sun as it came into full view.