Chapter 3 AzureLuna: Lily knows all
Disclaimer: Do I really need one? I mean nothing really changed since the last chapter I didn't kidnap J.K or did I? MWHAHAHAHA No I don't own anything but a demented idea!
A/N
THANK YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! **Blows kisses to reviewers!** I can't believe anyone reads this stuff!! (
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Phoenix Firefly- Here's your monkey! **Hands you a Persian monkey** Sorry I couldn't have very many Remus and Sirius conversations in this chap next chap will have tons of that though. Thank you
Celestial Angel- Don't. like. slash?? Is that possible to arrange words in that order?! Oh well glad you like my story!
Shewhomustnotbenamed- *sing-song voice* I added Snape YOU MUST WORSHIP ME! LoLz (
LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!
When Remus finally got to the Great Hall he sat down across from Sirius and James who were talking to each other quietly. Then, Sirius finally noticed his presence.
"Hi Moony!"
"Hello."
"Are you done helping that person?" he said sounding. Bitter? Oh well it was probably his imagination.
"No quite, I'm almost there." Remus said timidly.
"Helping? Helping who?" James asked .
"Well .err.. I can't tell you." 'Smooth, Real smooth'
"Ok then I'll guess." He said grinning. "Peter? No... Me? No.. Sirius? Am I getting close?"
Remus squirmed and blushed at the last name.
"Remmie!" Remus turned around to see bright emerald green eyes looking at him urgently. ((*1* See bottom for optional things I could've put but didn't cuz I'm nice or I didn't wanna.)) Lily Evans was standing behind Remus.
"Can I speak to you?" she looked pointedly at James and lingering on Sirius. "Alone?" she added.
"Sure Lily."
"Don't follow." She warned dangerously to mainly Sirius. 'Hmmm. that's odd. Oh well. Sirius IS mischievous.'
Soon after he was literally dragged out to the Entrance Hall.
"I know." She said after she made sure nobody was around. "And you owe me one!"
Remus was confused so he asked the most intelligent thing that came to mind, "Huh?"
"Listen, I know you like Sirius," she held up a hand to stop any questions. "I figured it out a while ago. Women's intuition." She winked. "I think Sirius likes you too. but I'm not certain. I'm trying to help you in whatever plan you have going on." She finished smiling.
"So.I'm not being obvious, am I?" He asked cautiously.
"No. Not really. I could only tell because I was looking for something there. You wouldn't be able to tell otherwise."
"Ok. So how come I owe you one?" He said placing a hand on his hip.
"I helped you pull off the plan without interference." She said, at his puzzled look she continued. "I was in the library in my corner, reading, and of course Sirius practically glows, so I knew he came in to the library. I also had a perfect view of you two. When he asked you a question you moved a little and looked nervous then I saw you slam the book you were reading shut, for whatever reason." She looked at him obviously wanting to know why. He just smiled innocently.
"Anyways," she continued, " I knew it had to do with him. Women's intuition again. I saw you quickly excuse yourself and I snuck out of the library when Sirius wasn't looking and followed you halfway just enough to know where you were going. So I waited for Sirius I **knew** he was gonna follow you" she pulled a face, "Nosy little prat." She added, "and sure enough he was there a couple of minutes later, talking to him self out loud." She laughed.
"Then when I had final confirmation from his little conversation with himself, I ran to the Gryffindor Tower and when he came up I distracted him and walked out. Then I sent Peter in to say James wanted him. I ran down to the Great Hall to prepare for Sirius and I told I couldn't tell him why. He agreed anyway." She finished grinning at her own brilliance.
Remus after finally taking this all in said, "Oh my. Thank you Lily!!" He wrapped his arms around her in a quick hug and pulled away saying ((*2* check bottom for alternate)) "If I would have been caught it would've ruined **everything**!" he said finally regaining his sense.
"Everything?" she asked emerald eyes shining with interest.
"Yeah. Oh I'm sorry Lil but I don't think I should to anyone yet. I got to keep it secret." He said, sorry for not being able to tell her.
"Aww. Ok that's alright I understand.. I think" She looked understanding to Remus, "But remember if you ever need a cover up or a diversion, you know where to find me!" She said cheerfully and winked, "Come one! I'm hungry!"
She dragged him into the Great Hall, James was looking thoughtful and Sirius looked distressed but he smiled when he saw them.
"We're back!" Lily announced in a sing-song voice, sitting down.
"We noticed!" Sirius said in the same voice.
Remus pretended to be hurt, "What? You don't want me here?" He said mock pouting.
"Of course I do thilly!" ((No it's not a typo he's talking with a lisp :- D)) in a high pitch voice.
Everyone almost fell out of their chair with laughter. Then Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape ((See? See? Here ya go Dany!)) and their bodyguards Crabbe and Goyle walked up to them.
"What's so funny?" Snape asked in a cold voice.
"Ahh! Thave me! It's a vampire!" Sirius said in a mock scared voice, ducking behind James. They all chuckled at this, the "mob" was not so amused.
"Ha ha extremely funny not-so-serious-Black." Lucius smirked at his "clever" comment. Crabbe and Goyle chuckled.
"So now the necromancer speaks up!" Sirius said sweetly to Malfoy then turned to Snape, " What's wrong Snapey? Can't fight your own battles?"
Snape stepped forward looking dangerous 'Uh oh.' Remus thought.
"I most certainly can Black." He said icily. "It's not my fault I have re- enforcements." He said motioning to the others.
"Hmm.. Well I may not have re-enforcements but I do have **friends**." He said motioning to his friends. "You see unlike like you guys I can maintain human relationships." James said with a smirk of his own. Crabbe and Goyle crack their knuckles at this.
"Oooo, a small threat from the sumo wrestlers." Remus ((yes Remus)) said calmly, smiling.
While receiving glares from Crabbe and Goyle. The others looked at him shocked and impressed and Lily finally spoke to Malfoy, "Now if you don't want anything I suggest you leave. Soon. Or now even." Lily said smiling sweetly but voice dripping with venom ((*3*))
Lucius surprisingly smirked. "How amusing, Fang ((He's referring to Remus not Hagrid's dog)) and the Mudblood finally speak. When did you train them to do that Potter?"
Remus glared fiercely trying not to let the wolf kill them viciously. Lily was looking extremely hurt and upset. James and Sirius however jumped up. Not noticing the Hall watching them. Sirius walked over to Lucius, "If I were you, I'd shut my damn mouth and walk away unharmed right now." Sirius hissed, a deadly cold in his voice.
Remus' thoughts went quickly from anger to worry. He knew that Sirius was not at all joking about hurting him severely. 'Oh no. Sirius PLEASE don't do anything stupid.'
"Quit while you're ahead, Malfoy." James spat, now standing side-by-side with Sirius.
'OhnoMalfoyandSnapearegonnadieandit'llbemyfaulttheyaresodeadohnoohno!' Remus thought frantically. Lily was thinking along the same lines. She tugged and James' sleeve, "Don't worry about it."
"Even your stupid mudblood girlfriend can see sense." Snape said.
James look like he had enough he pulled him up by the front of his robes. And he passionately kissed him. ((LOLZ!!!!!!! **Falls to the floor with laughter** I'm evil! Mwhahaha NO! That's not what really happened! Here ya go!)) And pulled his arm back.
'Uh oh James is gonna get in trouble. Oh no! Gotta do something!'
. ---------------*^~Sirius' POV~^*---------------- ((Mwhaha I'm evil.))
Sirius was grumbling all the way to the Great Hall. "Stupid James. Messing everything up This *better* be important!"
Sirius found James in the usual place. Lily was walking away from him and he was looking thoughtful.
"You rang?" Sirius said sitting down next to him and helping himself to some food.
"Yes I did." James said vaguely.
"Well are you gonna tell me what you want?" Sirius asked impatiently.
"Oh don't you know Sirius? I want you!" James said in an extremely fake voice while batting his eyelashes.
"Oh har har!"
"OK I wanna know what happened you knucklehead! Details! Details! Details!" James said proddingly.
"Oh. I found him researching something in the library," he whispered quietly, "I asked what he was doing and he just excused himself and left."
"Hmm.. That doesn't sound like Moony.." Then James eyes were shining like crazy. This could mean one of 3 things. 1) He was thinking of Lily 2) He has a plan or 3) He figured something out.
"What's on your mind James? You have like look again." Sirius asked.
"Sirius." he said urgently, " I figured it out! You see-"
"Hi Moony" Sirius said cheerfully poking James under the table so he wouldn't reveal anything.
'Good job General!' Pitavish
"Hello."
"Are you done helping that **person**?" he involuntarily spat out the word person.
"No quite, I'm almost there." Remus said timidly.
"Helping? Helping who?" James asked .
"Well .err.. I can't tell you."
'And why not? Don't wanna tell about your affairs?'- Pitavish
"Ok then I'll guess." James said grinning. "Peter? No... Me? No.. Sirius? Am I getting close?"
Remus squirmed and blushed a little. Lily walked quickly behind Remus.
"Remmie!" she said.
"Yes?"
"Can I speak to you?" she looked pointedly at James and lingering on Sirius. "Alone?" she added.
"Sure Lily."
"Don't follow." She warned dangerously to mainly Sirius.
'Wait the heck was she on about?' -Pitavish
'My Remmie.' Sirius thought to himself.
They disappeared into the Entrance Hall. James and Sirius looked at each other confused, "Why can't we go?" they said in unison.
"Your crush better not be snogging my girlfriend!" James said half jokingly half worried.
'Was that it? It all fits OF COURSE! I should have known! Lily saying to people in love she knew I loved Remus and so it involved me.'
"Oh my god. James. We have to see what they're doing." Sirius said.
"Why?" James asked surprised.
"They might be **with** each other!" Sirius said, very freaked out.
"Huh? WHAT?!" James yelled.
"Hush! Keep it down!"
"What?" he whispered.
"Remus and Lily it all fits!"
"No.Lily wouldn't do that . She's not like that. She'd NEVER do that!" James aid shaking his head, disbelieving.
"How can you be sure?" Sirius asked fiercely
"Because I trust her; look I'll investigate later."
Sirius wasn't so sure. Later he'd try to work the truth out of Remus ((**3**))
'I can't believe this! If I can't have him then I'll be the best damn friend in the world.' Sirius thought
Remus and Lily came back.
'I have a **much** better idea. Win him over. It's time to kick things into overdrive.' Pitavish.
"We're back!" Lily announced in a sing-song voice, sitting down.
"We noticed!" Sirius said in the same voice.
"What? You don't want me here?" Remus said mock pouting.
'If you only knew. Time to overly hint.'
"Of course I do thilly!" ((No it's not a typo he's talking with a lisp :- D)) in a high pitch voice.
Everyone almost fell out of their chair with laughter. Then Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape and their bodyguards Crabbe and Goyle walked up to them.
"What's so funny?" Snape asked in a cold voice.
'Well I lost my appetite.'
"Ahh! Thave me! It's a vampire!" Sirius said in a mock scared voice, ducking behind James. They all chuckled at this, the "mob" was not so amused.
"Ha ha extremely funny not-so-serious-Black." Lucius smirked at his "clever" comment. Crabbe and Goyle chuckled.
'Not so serious Black. Hmmm. I actually kinda like that.'
"So now the necromancer speaks up!" Sirius said sweetly to Malfoy then turned to Snape, " What's wrong Snapey? Can't fight your own battles?"
Snape stepped forward looking dangerous. 'Oh! I'm scared! Well I am afraid of the grease acid from his hair will get on me and I'll melt'
"I most certainly can Black." He said icily. "It's not my fault I have re- enforcements." He said motioning to the others.
"Hmm.. Well I may not have re-enforcements but I do have **friends**." He said motioning to his friends. "You see unlike like you guys I can maintain human relationships." James said with a smirk of his own. Crabbe and Goyle crack their knuckles at this.
"Oooo, a small threat from the sumo wrestlers." Remus said calmly, smiling.
'Whoa! GO REMMIE!' Sirius thought smiling at his friend.
While getting glares from Crabbe and Goyle. The others looked at him shocked and impressed and Lily finally spoke to Malfoy, "Now if you don't want anything I suggest you leave. Soon. Or now even." Lily said smiling sweetly but voice dripping with venom
Lucius surprisingly smirked. "How amusing, Fang and the Mudblood finally speak. When did you train them to do that Potter?"
'WHAT?! What the hell did he just SAY! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.' Sirius & Pitavish.
Remus looked pissed off. I think he might kill them. Lily was looking extremely hurt and upset. James and Sirius jumped up. Not noticing the Hall watching them. Sirius walked over to Lucius, "If I were you, I'd shut my damn mouth and walk away unharmed right now." Sirius hissed, a deadly cold in his voice.
'Yeah' Pitavish, 'Stupid mother--- of a son!'
"Quit while you're ahead, Malfoy." James spat, now standing side-by-side with Sirius.
Lily tugged and James' sleeve, "Don't worry about it."
"Even your stupid mudblood girlfriend can see sense." Snape said.
'Oh it is **NOT** gonna be like that!'
James look like he had enough he pulled him up by the front of his robes. And pulled his arm back.
----~@~Remus' POV~@~-----
And pulled back his arm.
**SPLAT**
**SMACK** **SMACK**
**POW!** ((Sorry I don't know any other word.: P))
3 things happened at once none of which involved James.
Lily walked up and slapped both Snape then Lucius.
Sirius punched Snape in the stomach.
Remus got a spoonful of pudding and threw it at Lucius ((With out hitting James))
Everyone didn't know whether to laugh or be worried.
They eventually decided on laughter. Malfoy and Snape sneered and stormed out of the Hall their bodyguards not far behind.
Sirius, Lily, and James all sat down and the laughter died down to giggles.
"Creeps." Sirius muttered.
"Thank you Sirius. That was really nice of you." Remus grinned at Sirius.
"Yeah, even though I could have handled it that was nice of you guys." Lily added.
James beamed and Sirius smiled weakly and blushed.
He leaned forward and said to James.((He heard because werewolves have advanced hearing))
"I was wrong."
THE END!
J/K! (
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A/N: 1st of all I'll do the things I could have/should have said but didn't Go back and look if your lost.
*1* Apparently Harry had traveled through time and he said to him, "Kill Peter before it's too late, and go out with Sirius for god's sake! You'll be together anyway stop being in denial! Oh, Hi dad Hi mom!" Then he disappeared. Remus quickly went to find Peter and killed him. Then there was no Harry Potter books and Remus and Sirius seized to be known to the muggle world.
**2** "We should take this somewhere else. Just don't tell James." He winked and they ran off into the sunset together and snogged. ((Eww.))
***3*** Lily said sweetly but voice dripping with.. VENOM I was gonna say venom. Yeah well the venom reached the "mob" and they all died and there was no Draco ((Awww!)) or Snape. Nobody cares about Lucius, Crabbe or Goyle.
So yeah, this chappie is longer then the other one but not all things I wanted were in there. Hopefully next chappie will be better! ((and longer))
I'd like to give a special thanks to one of my friends ((You know who you are)) that pointed out that I should put Snape in here. Spanks a lot! ( And thanks to all you people who put up with me and this crappy story :-P So need I even say REVIEW!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I NEED MORE MOTIVATION THEN MY MUSES! ((No offense Muse!Draco, Muse!Harry, Muse!Remus, and Muse!Sirius)) Who BTW decided to jump me during an exams and Testing!!! ACK! They set the plot bunnies after me!
So Plz R&R next chapter will be up soon. ((Depending on reviews ;-) )) Oh anyone want a brownie point? I have one left over.
-AzureLuna
Disclaimer: Do I really need one? I mean nothing really changed since the last chapter I didn't kidnap J.K or did I? MWHAHAHAHA No I don't own anything but a demented idea!
A/N
THANK YOU ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! **Blows kisses to reviewers!** I can't believe anyone reads this stuff!! (
Madkornfan- Stupid giraffe with mind powers? YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL! **hands you a evil Persian monkey** Me and Spotsikins shall over the whole world! Oh and Spank you
Phoenix Firefly- Here's your monkey! **Hands you a Persian monkey** Sorry I couldn't have very many Remus and Sirius conversations in this chap next chap will have tons of that though. Thank you
Celestial Angel- Don't. like. slash?? Is that possible to arrange words in that order?! Oh well glad you like my story!
Shewhomustnotbenamed- *sing-song voice* I added Snape YOU MUST WORSHIP ME! LoLz (
LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!
When Remus finally got to the Great Hall he sat down across from Sirius and James who were talking to each other quietly. Then, Sirius finally noticed his presence.
"Hi Moony!"
"Hello."
"Are you done helping that person?" he said sounding. Bitter? Oh well it was probably his imagination.
"No quite, I'm almost there." Remus said timidly.
"Helping? Helping who?" James asked .
"Well .err.. I can't tell you." 'Smooth, Real smooth'
"Ok then I'll guess." He said grinning. "Peter? No... Me? No.. Sirius? Am I getting close?"
Remus squirmed and blushed at the last name.
"Remmie!" Remus turned around to see bright emerald green eyes looking at him urgently. ((*1* See bottom for optional things I could've put but didn't cuz I'm nice or I didn't wanna.)) Lily Evans was standing behind Remus.
"Can I speak to you?" she looked pointedly at James and lingering on Sirius. "Alone?" she added.
"Sure Lily."
"Don't follow." She warned dangerously to mainly Sirius. 'Hmmm. that's odd. Oh well. Sirius IS mischievous.'
Soon after he was literally dragged out to the Entrance Hall.
"I know." She said after she made sure nobody was around. "And you owe me one!"
Remus was confused so he asked the most intelligent thing that came to mind, "Huh?"
"Listen, I know you like Sirius," she held up a hand to stop any questions. "I figured it out a while ago. Women's intuition." She winked. "I think Sirius likes you too. but I'm not certain. I'm trying to help you in whatever plan you have going on." She finished smiling.
"So.I'm not being obvious, am I?" He asked cautiously.
"No. Not really. I could only tell because I was looking for something there. You wouldn't be able to tell otherwise."
"Ok. So how come I owe you one?" He said placing a hand on his hip.
"I helped you pull off the plan without interference." She said, at his puzzled look she continued. "I was in the library in my corner, reading, and of course Sirius practically glows, so I knew he came in to the library. I also had a perfect view of you two. When he asked you a question you moved a little and looked nervous then I saw you slam the book you were reading shut, for whatever reason." She looked at him obviously wanting to know why. He just smiled innocently.
"Anyways," she continued, " I knew it had to do with him. Women's intuition again. I saw you quickly excuse yourself and I snuck out of the library when Sirius wasn't looking and followed you halfway just enough to know where you were going. So I waited for Sirius I **knew** he was gonna follow you" she pulled a face, "Nosy little prat." She added, "and sure enough he was there a couple of minutes later, talking to him self out loud." She laughed.
"Then when I had final confirmation from his little conversation with himself, I ran to the Gryffindor Tower and when he came up I distracted him and walked out. Then I sent Peter in to say James wanted him. I ran down to the Great Hall to prepare for Sirius and I told I couldn't tell him why. He agreed anyway." She finished grinning at her own brilliance.
Remus after finally taking this all in said, "Oh my. Thank you Lily!!" He wrapped his arms around her in a quick hug and pulled away saying ((*2* check bottom for alternate)) "If I would have been caught it would've ruined **everything**!" he said finally regaining his sense.
"Everything?" she asked emerald eyes shining with interest.
"Yeah. Oh I'm sorry Lil but I don't think I should to anyone yet. I got to keep it secret." He said, sorry for not being able to tell her.
"Aww. Ok that's alright I understand.. I think" She looked understanding to Remus, "But remember if you ever need a cover up or a diversion, you know where to find me!" She said cheerfully and winked, "Come one! I'm hungry!"
She dragged him into the Great Hall, James was looking thoughtful and Sirius looked distressed but he smiled when he saw them.
"We're back!" Lily announced in a sing-song voice, sitting down.
"We noticed!" Sirius said in the same voice.
Remus pretended to be hurt, "What? You don't want me here?" He said mock pouting.
"Of course I do thilly!" ((No it's not a typo he's talking with a lisp :- D)) in a high pitch voice.
Everyone almost fell out of their chair with laughter. Then Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape ((See? See? Here ya go Dany!)) and their bodyguards Crabbe and Goyle walked up to them.
"What's so funny?" Snape asked in a cold voice.
"Ahh! Thave me! It's a vampire!" Sirius said in a mock scared voice, ducking behind James. They all chuckled at this, the "mob" was not so amused.
"Ha ha extremely funny not-so-serious-Black." Lucius smirked at his "clever" comment. Crabbe and Goyle chuckled.
"So now the necromancer speaks up!" Sirius said sweetly to Malfoy then turned to Snape, " What's wrong Snapey? Can't fight your own battles?"
Snape stepped forward looking dangerous 'Uh oh.' Remus thought.
"I most certainly can Black." He said icily. "It's not my fault I have re- enforcements." He said motioning to the others.
"Hmm.. Well I may not have re-enforcements but I do have **friends**." He said motioning to his friends. "You see unlike like you guys I can maintain human relationships." James said with a smirk of his own. Crabbe and Goyle crack their knuckles at this.
"Oooo, a small threat from the sumo wrestlers." Remus ((yes Remus)) said calmly, smiling.
While receiving glares from Crabbe and Goyle. The others looked at him shocked and impressed and Lily finally spoke to Malfoy, "Now if you don't want anything I suggest you leave. Soon. Or now even." Lily said smiling sweetly but voice dripping with venom ((*3*))
Lucius surprisingly smirked. "How amusing, Fang ((He's referring to Remus not Hagrid's dog)) and the Mudblood finally speak. When did you train them to do that Potter?"
Remus glared fiercely trying not to let the wolf kill them viciously. Lily was looking extremely hurt and upset. James and Sirius however jumped up. Not noticing the Hall watching them. Sirius walked over to Lucius, "If I were you, I'd shut my damn mouth and walk away unharmed right now." Sirius hissed, a deadly cold in his voice.
Remus' thoughts went quickly from anger to worry. He knew that Sirius was not at all joking about hurting him severely. 'Oh no. Sirius PLEASE don't do anything stupid.'
"Quit while you're ahead, Malfoy." James spat, now standing side-by-side with Sirius.
'OhnoMalfoyandSnapearegonnadieandit'llbemyfaulttheyaresodeadohnoohno!' Remus thought frantically. Lily was thinking along the same lines. She tugged and James' sleeve, "Don't worry about it."
"Even your stupid mudblood girlfriend can see sense." Snape said.
James look like he had enough he pulled him up by the front of his robes. And he passionately kissed him. ((LOLZ!!!!!!! **Falls to the floor with laughter** I'm evil! Mwhahaha NO! That's not what really happened! Here ya go!)) And pulled his arm back.
'Uh oh James is gonna get in trouble. Oh no! Gotta do something!'
. ---------------*^~Sirius' POV~^*---------------- ((Mwhaha I'm evil.))
Sirius was grumbling all the way to the Great Hall. "Stupid James. Messing everything up This *better* be important!"
Sirius found James in the usual place. Lily was walking away from him and he was looking thoughtful.
"You rang?" Sirius said sitting down next to him and helping himself to some food.
"Yes I did." James said vaguely.
"Well are you gonna tell me what you want?" Sirius asked impatiently.
"Oh don't you know Sirius? I want you!" James said in an extremely fake voice while batting his eyelashes.
"Oh har har!"
"OK I wanna know what happened you knucklehead! Details! Details! Details!" James said proddingly.
"Oh. I found him researching something in the library," he whispered quietly, "I asked what he was doing and he just excused himself and left."
"Hmm.. That doesn't sound like Moony.." Then James eyes were shining like crazy. This could mean one of 3 things. 1) He was thinking of Lily 2) He has a plan or 3) He figured something out.
"What's on your mind James? You have like look again." Sirius asked.
"Sirius." he said urgently, " I figured it out! You see-"
"Hi Moony" Sirius said cheerfully poking James under the table so he wouldn't reveal anything.
'Good job General!' Pitavish
"Hello."
"Are you done helping that **person**?" he involuntarily spat out the word person.
"No quite, I'm almost there." Remus said timidly.
"Helping? Helping who?" James asked .
"Well .err.. I can't tell you."
'And why not? Don't wanna tell about your affairs?'- Pitavish
"Ok then I'll guess." James said grinning. "Peter? No... Me? No.. Sirius? Am I getting close?"
Remus squirmed and blushed a little. Lily walked quickly behind Remus.
"Remmie!" she said.
"Yes?"
"Can I speak to you?" she looked pointedly at James and lingering on Sirius. "Alone?" she added.
"Sure Lily."
"Don't follow." She warned dangerously to mainly Sirius.
'Wait the heck was she on about?' -Pitavish
'My Remmie.' Sirius thought to himself.
They disappeared into the Entrance Hall. James and Sirius looked at each other confused, "Why can't we go?" they said in unison.
"Your crush better not be snogging my girlfriend!" James said half jokingly half worried.
'Was that it? It all fits OF COURSE! I should have known! Lily saying to people in love she knew I loved Remus and so it involved me.'
"Oh my god. James. We have to see what they're doing." Sirius said.
"Why?" James asked surprised.
"They might be **with** each other!" Sirius said, very freaked out.
"Huh? WHAT?!" James yelled.
"Hush! Keep it down!"
"What?" he whispered.
"Remus and Lily it all fits!"
"No.Lily wouldn't do that . She's not like that. She'd NEVER do that!" James aid shaking his head, disbelieving.
"How can you be sure?" Sirius asked fiercely
"Because I trust her; look I'll investigate later."
Sirius wasn't so sure. Later he'd try to work the truth out of Remus ((**3**))
'I can't believe this! If I can't have him then I'll be the best damn friend in the world.' Sirius thought
Remus and Lily came back.
'I have a **much** better idea. Win him over. It's time to kick things into overdrive.' Pitavish.
"We're back!" Lily announced in a sing-song voice, sitting down.
"We noticed!" Sirius said in the same voice.
"What? You don't want me here?" Remus said mock pouting.
'If you only knew. Time to overly hint.'
"Of course I do thilly!" ((No it's not a typo he's talking with a lisp :- D)) in a high pitch voice.
Everyone almost fell out of their chair with laughter. Then Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape and their bodyguards Crabbe and Goyle walked up to them.
"What's so funny?" Snape asked in a cold voice.
'Well I lost my appetite.'
"Ahh! Thave me! It's a vampire!" Sirius said in a mock scared voice, ducking behind James. They all chuckled at this, the "mob" was not so amused.
"Ha ha extremely funny not-so-serious-Black." Lucius smirked at his "clever" comment. Crabbe and Goyle chuckled.
'Not so serious Black. Hmmm. I actually kinda like that.'
"So now the necromancer speaks up!" Sirius said sweetly to Malfoy then turned to Snape, " What's wrong Snapey? Can't fight your own battles?"
Snape stepped forward looking dangerous. 'Oh! I'm scared! Well I am afraid of the grease acid from his hair will get on me and I'll melt'
"I most certainly can Black." He said icily. "It's not my fault I have re- enforcements." He said motioning to the others.
"Hmm.. Well I may not have re-enforcements but I do have **friends**." He said motioning to his friends. "You see unlike like you guys I can maintain human relationships." James said with a smirk of his own. Crabbe and Goyle crack their knuckles at this.
"Oooo, a small threat from the sumo wrestlers." Remus said calmly, smiling.
'Whoa! GO REMMIE!' Sirius thought smiling at his friend.
While getting glares from Crabbe and Goyle. The others looked at him shocked and impressed and Lily finally spoke to Malfoy, "Now if you don't want anything I suggest you leave. Soon. Or now even." Lily said smiling sweetly but voice dripping with venom
Lucius surprisingly smirked. "How amusing, Fang and the Mudblood finally speak. When did you train them to do that Potter?"
'WHAT?! What the hell did he just SAY! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.' Sirius & Pitavish.
Remus looked pissed off. I think he might kill them. Lily was looking extremely hurt and upset. James and Sirius jumped up. Not noticing the Hall watching them. Sirius walked over to Lucius, "If I were you, I'd shut my damn mouth and walk away unharmed right now." Sirius hissed, a deadly cold in his voice.
'Yeah' Pitavish, 'Stupid mother--- of a son!'
"Quit while you're ahead, Malfoy." James spat, now standing side-by-side with Sirius.
Lily tugged and James' sleeve, "Don't worry about it."
"Even your stupid mudblood girlfriend can see sense." Snape said.
'Oh it is **NOT** gonna be like that!'
James look like he had enough he pulled him up by the front of his robes. And pulled his arm back.
----~@~Remus' POV~@~-----
And pulled back his arm.
**SPLAT**
**SMACK** **SMACK**
**POW!** ((Sorry I don't know any other word.: P))
3 things happened at once none of which involved James.
Lily walked up and slapped both Snape then Lucius.
Sirius punched Snape in the stomach.
Remus got a spoonful of pudding and threw it at Lucius ((With out hitting James))
Everyone didn't know whether to laugh or be worried.
They eventually decided on laughter. Malfoy and Snape sneered and stormed out of the Hall their bodyguards not far behind.
Sirius, Lily, and James all sat down and the laughter died down to giggles.
"Creeps." Sirius muttered.
"Thank you Sirius. That was really nice of you." Remus grinned at Sirius.
"Yeah, even though I could have handled it that was nice of you guys." Lily added.
James beamed and Sirius smiled weakly and blushed.
He leaned forward and said to James.((He heard because werewolves have advanced hearing))
"I was wrong."
THE END!
J/K! (
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A/N: 1st of all I'll do the things I could have/should have said but didn't Go back and look if your lost.
*1* Apparently Harry had traveled through time and he said to him, "Kill Peter before it's too late, and go out with Sirius for god's sake! You'll be together anyway stop being in denial! Oh, Hi dad Hi mom!" Then he disappeared. Remus quickly went to find Peter and killed him. Then there was no Harry Potter books and Remus and Sirius seized to be known to the muggle world.
**2** "We should take this somewhere else. Just don't tell James." He winked and they ran off into the sunset together and snogged. ((Eww.))
***3*** Lily said sweetly but voice dripping with.. VENOM I was gonna say venom. Yeah well the venom reached the "mob" and they all died and there was no Draco ((Awww!)) or Snape. Nobody cares about Lucius, Crabbe or Goyle.
So yeah, this chappie is longer then the other one but not all things I wanted were in there. Hopefully next chappie will be better! ((and longer))
I'd like to give a special thanks to one of my friends ((You know who you are)) that pointed out that I should put Snape in here. Spanks a lot! ( And thanks to all you people who put up with me and this crappy story :-P So need I even say REVIEW!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I NEED MORE MOTIVATION THEN MY MUSES! ((No offense Muse!Draco, Muse!Harry, Muse!Remus, and Muse!Sirius)) Who BTW decided to jump me during an exams and Testing!!! ACK! They set the plot bunnies after me!
So Plz R&R next chapter will be up soon. ((Depending on reviews ;-) )) Oh anyone want a brownie point? I have one left over.
-AzureLuna