Chapter 4: You Give What You Take
Finally something between Remus and Sirius forgive me for being a little lazy and not typing this. I write during class then don't feel like typing it. So I finally decided that I'd type it ((If I kept it at the pace I was going at I'd be 30 when I finished the fic.))
Muse!Draco: Do we finally get a say in this story?
A.L: Yup. I figured I MIGHT AS WELL let you talk since you attack me I the worst times!**Glares**
Muse!Sirius: Not my fault. **points to Remus** he attacked you during testing not me. I was a good boy and I waited.
Muse!Harry: Since when have you been innocent?
Muse!Remus: He hasn't. He'd just like to THINK so.
Muse!Sirius: Hey! That wasn't very nice! **pouts**
Muse!Remus: I tell you what.** whispers in Muse!Sirius' ear**
Muse!Sirius: Whipped cream too?
Muse!Remus: **nods, drags Muse!Sirius out to somewhere more. Private**
A.L: **rolls eyes** With muses like that I can't believe I'm not writing PWP!
Muse!Draco: **Clears throat** Because we wouldn't let you remember?
*~*~Author Flashback~*~*
Becca was sitting in class bored out of her mind during the physics exam. Then her hand clenches.
"Author senses tingling" She grabbed a pen and started writing Chap. 3.
~On her Paper:~
Sirius grabbed Remus' torso and pulled him close and kissed him deeply. He, then got an idea, if Remus should be willing they can blo----
~Continued flashback~
Muse!Draco: No no no. NO PWP'S on the Remus/Sirius. For now. It's too early.
Muse!Harry: Yeah that's what you have Me and Draco for! PWP! A.L: **Still shocked at what she write in SCIENCE CLASS**
*~*~End of Author Flashback~*~*
A.L: Oh yeah.
**Muses Harry and Draco left to uhh. yeah**
A.L: I give you my LOYAL and FAITHFUL muses! Who would never leave my SIDE!! **Shrugs** This. Is my life. Anyway I'm going to tell you the teachers.. It might help. Maybe.
Potions: Professor Glaive
Divination: Professor Mista
Transfiguration: Professor Mcgonagall
Charms: Prof. Flitwick
Herbology: Prof. Sprout
Care of Magical Creatures: Professor Salinas
Arithmancy: Professor Plitters
DADA: Professor Grendler
Nice, eh? Well if your ready I am!!!!!
!@#$%^&*LET THE INSANITY BEGIN*&^%$#@!
Chapter 4: Journal Conversations.
Remus' POV
Sirius was fuming by the end of lunch. He needed payback, he craved it, and he wanted it **soon** James and Sirius were plotting in the Gryffindor common room while Lily was talking to Remus quietly near the fire.
"You know, this does explain a lot of things," Lily was telling Remus, "Like how you used to get so jealous every time Sirius even mentioned a girl. You would always be touchy where Sirius is concerned. Around others you'd be near Sirius almost like a shadow." She said thoughtfully remembering things before.
Remus smiled shyly, "Well I never MEAN to do any of that stuff, it just happens. To this day Sirius has no problem making me nervous."
"Oh.. Rem, I need your help with something." Lily trailed off vaguely.
"With what?"
"Well, I'm studying with James and--"
"PERFECT!" Exclaimed Sirius, earning him disgruntled looks from fellow Gryffindors, who were studying. Sirius' eyes were glowing and shimmering, which was never a good thing for Slytherins.
"What is it Padfoot?" Remus asked, taking note that James was grinning broadly, 'Nope not a good thing for Slytherins'
"The Slytherins." Sirius whispered, motioning them all ((All including Peter who was out for tutoring)) to lean in, which they did.
"They're rude, deceitful, pricks, what about them?" Lily asked off- handedly.
James' eyes were positively sparkling with mischief. "Well when I was studying for the potions exam ((A month from now)) I came upon a potion. Veritaserum."
"So?" Lily, Remus and Peter asked in unison.
"So, It's a truth potion." Sirius explained, "Whoever drinks it has to tell the truth no matter what you ask!"
"Ohh. I don't get it." Peter said.
"We." Sirius said in slow easy terms as of talking to a 3 year old, "Are going to make the Slytherins drink the truth potion and ask them questions for blackmail."
"Also, telling the truth all the time would mortify any Slytherin." Remus added.
"Oh!" Peter said with understanding in his voice, "I don't get it." Sirius rolled his eyes, James smiled, Lily and Remus shook their heads.
"I'm just joking!" Peter stated happily.
"I do have a question." Lily confessed, "How?"
"Let me guess!" Remus said mock over excited. "Does it involve a cloak, a pear, a picture and about 100 goblets and house elves?"
"Good job Remmie! You win the prize!" Sirius said grinning, "But since your always right you don't get a prize! Sorry.."
Remus mock pouted blushing lightly, "Fine!" Remus said sticking out his tongue.
Sirius gave him a glowing lopsided grin. Lily looked at Remus knowingly. Then turned to Sirius, "So how will we do this? Slytherins aren't complete idiots. Especially when it comes to potions. They'd notice if their drink was discolored or smell different."
"Yeah, James, how **are** we gonna pull that off?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, I have that planned out to. I was talking to Professor Glaive and he was telling me ways you conceal potions. Then he gave me a sample. Only 2 drops per cauldron." James pulled a small vial out of his pocket; it contained a clear silvery liquid. ((Not that!!)) "Potion concealer: Makes the taste, smell, and color of the potion disappear.
"It's a good thing you're friends with the professor!" Sirius exclaimed.
"How'd you ever manage that?!" Peter asked sadly, everyone knew he was bad at potions and the professor didn't like him too much.
"I don't he's just always been nice to me. Kind of like Professor Mista is to Moony." James pointed out.
"Yeah but she also hates me, whenever she's talking to Lily or James she'll give me dirty looks like I did something wrong!" Peter stated blankly.
"Maybe you're just imagining it." Remus put in.
"Or maybe," Sirius imitated Mista, "You will betray Lily and James and lead them to CERTAIN DEATH!!"
Peter shivered, "Don't say that. It's creepy."
"Oh c'mon Peter! You know it's not **true**," Sirius turned to Remus, "Right, Rem?"
"Yeah Peter. Don't mind Sirius he's just being.. well, Sirius." Remus said smiling.
"Oh and what's that supposed to mean, silly!?" Sirius said throwing his hand forward like he wanted some prince to kiss it.
"Just as I said it Paddy," Remus said grinning, he nudged Sirius.
"OH and besides about the Lily and James thing, I wouldn't let that happen!!" Sirius said ignoring his blushing cheeks and throwing out his chest.
"Anyways, so we'll do this tomorrow. Remmie will work out the plan." Sirius turned to Remus, "Right?" Remus nodded.
"Good then it's settled." James confirmed as if adjourning a meeting.
"C'mon boys lets get some dinner I'm starving from all this listening!" Lily rose up and the boys followed suit.
~~~~~And so begins my laziness~~~~~~
Dinner went by fairly quick. With a few glares toward the Slytherin table, dinner passed without hazard.. ((Told ya I was lazy at times)) After dinner they went outside and Remus gave them a little French lesson. That night he decided to teach them how to say sweet things like: "I love you." "I think you're sweet" "Will you be with?" ((And of course Remus "subconsciously" looked at Sirius while saying them the first time))
When it was getting dark they retreated to the Gryffindor Tower.
~~~~~And so ends my laziness~~~~~
~*Remus' 1st person POV*~
When we headed back to Gryffindor common room we went straight ((No pun intended)) to the boys' dorm. ((Lily was excused because she was "studying" with James.))
When I was in the room I went to my desk got out the Marauders Map and immediately got to work I got out another notebook of mine and took noted for the plan. ((He's a nerd isn't he?)) I muttered ideas under my breath and jotted them down, James and Lily went over to James', Sirius went over to help me and Peter got in his bed drew the curtains so he could read. Sirius looked at what I had so far nodded and sighed. I shivered a little, subconsciously ((I love that word too much)) I don't think he noticed, if he did he showed no sign.
'OK handle yourself Remus, Sirius would be a little more then confused if you pounced on him and snogged him.'
/Oh COME OFF IT!! Remus you KNOW you want him. Why not have him/
'Oh shut up! You're saying that because you're the wolf part of Remus!'
/So I'm the smartest part of his brain! WOLVES RULE!/
'You're a dimwit. This is why I'm glad he listens to me MORE!'
/Does not! He hears us both!/
'Shows how much you know! We're his subconscious he hears us only sometimes!'
Sirius and I looked back James and Lily were behind the curtains and James said something and silencing charms and they heard no more. Sirius and I grinned at each other, thinking along the same lines. Sirius spoke first, "I wonder what **they're** doing!" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Yeah I **wonder**." I said sarcastically.
"So what do you have so far? What's our plan Remmie?" Sirius asked getting a little closer.
"Err.." I stuttered oh-so intelligently, "Uhh.." /What a conversationalist!/
"I think that we should corner Snape after dinner in the library, and ask him questions." I explained. "I not sure HOW we're gonna get him to the library though."
"Well Lily's friend, Narcissa ((Sorry if you don't like, deal with it.)) is in Slytherin she can lure him there." Sirius said smiling, "What should we ask him??" Sirius added thoughtfully.
"Who he likes?"
"Why he never washes his hair?"
"What he's afraid of?"
"What he wants most?"
"Why he hates me so much.." I said sadly.
"Don't worry Rem, we'll get revenge." Sirius said putting a hand on my shoulder lightly. I felt a little better by this. But then Sirius bent down to my level in the chair and leaned close to my ear and whispered, "I promise."
He said this so brutally sincere it sent electrifying shivers down my spine. "Thank you, Sirius."
Sirius was fiercely loyal in every sense of the word. It warmed me to know I had such a friend. This is what I was afraid of losing by confessing what I dare not to even whisper now. 'I have to talk to him through the journal. Now.'
"Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to get some rest, I have a full moon in a few days." I whispered softly.
"OK Moony, " Sirius said while I got up. Then Sirius did something I didn't expect. He leaned forward and kissed my forehead and whispered, "Goodnight."
I smiled, "Goodnight Padfoot." 'Omg Sirius Black.. Just.. Kissed.. Me?! OK, I'm confused Oh well. I won't look too much into it. But that was just... So.. Electrifying.'
Sirius calmly backed away smiled and headed toward his bed and close the curtains. 'How can he keep his cool **that** easily?! Nomatter, he should find the note and his journal soon, I'll get ready.'
I went to my own bed and got out my notebook, quill, and ink then I waited. Then-
~~*~~Sirius' POV~~*~~
Sirius was fuming by the end of lunch. He needed payback, he craved it, and he wanted it **soon** James and Sirius were plotting in the Gryffindor common room while Lily was talking to Remus quietly near the fire.
"Padfoot, I know the perfect way to get revenge on the Slytherins." James said talking very fast, Sirius could tell James was mad too.
"What is it?" Sirius asked eagerly.
"Veritaserum, the truth potion, you just give it to someone and ask them anything and they must answer truthfully." James said grinning
"Anything? You could ask their deepest darkest secret and they'll tell you?" Sirius said very happy and hyper now.
"Yup the Slytherins must tell the truth!" James said nodding.
"PERFECT!" Exclaimed Sirius, earning him disgruntled looks from fellow Gryffindors. He didn't mind to much.
"What is it Padfoot?" Remus asked, quietly. 'Don't almost wish he'd stop being quiet?'- Pitavish ((Pitavish= Pain in the ass voice in Sirius head))
"The Slytherins." Sirius whispered, motioning them all ((All including Peter who was out for tutoring)) to lean in, which they did.
"They're rude, deceitful, pricks, what about them?" Lily asked off- handedly.
'GO LILY!'-Pitavish
James' eyes were positively sparkling with mischief. "Well when I was studying for the potions exam, I came upon a potion. Veritaserum."
"So?" Lily, Remus and Peter asked in unison.
"So, It's a truth potion." Sirius explained, "Whoever drinks it has to tell the truth no matter what you ask!"
"Ohh. I don't get it." Peter said.
'Oh geez. Aspirin anyone? This kid always gives me a headache!!'
"We." Sirius said in slow easy terms as of talking to a 3 year old, "Are going to make the Slytherins drink the truth potion and ask them questions for blackmail."
"Also, telling the truth all the time would mortify any Slytherin." Remus added.
"Oh!" Peter said with understanding in his voice, "I don't get it." Sirius rolled his eyes, James smiled, Lily and Remus shook their heads.
"I'm just joking!" Peter stated happily.
"I do have a question." Lily confessed, "How?"
"Let me guess!" Remus said mock over excited. "Does it involve a cloak, a pear, a picture and about 100 goblets and house elves?"
"Good job Remmie! You win the prize!" Sirius said grinning, "But since your always right you don't get a prize! Sorry.."
'Well that wasn't fair.. Rem was JIPPED!'
Remus mock pouted blushing lightly, "Fine!" Remus said sticking out his tongue.
'..and he doesn't care. **Sighs**'
Sirius gave him a grin. Then turned to Sirius, "So how will we do this? Slytherins aren't complete idiots. Especially when it comes to potions. They'd notice if their drink was discolored or smell different."
'Uhh.. got me!' -Pitavish
"Yeah, James, how **are** we gonna pull that off?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, I have that planned out to. I was talking to Professor Glaive and he was telling me ways you conceal potions. Then he gave me a sample. Only 2 drops per cauldron." James pulled a small vial out of his pocket; it contained a clear silvery liquid. ((Not that!!)) "Potion concealer: Makes the taste, smell, and color of the potion disappear.
'Cool! Strange but cool!' -Pitavish
"It's a good thing you're friends with the professor!" Sirius exclaimed.
"How'd you ever manage that?!" Peter asked sadly, everyone knew he was bad at potions and the professor didn't like him too much.
"I don't he's just always been nice to me. Kind of like Professor Mista is to Moony." James pointed out.
'Who wouldn't wanna be nice to Rem?' -Pitavish
"Yeah but she also hates me, whenever she's talking to Lily or James she'll give me dirty looks like I did something wrong!" Peter stated blankly.
"Maybe you're just imagining it." Remus put in.
'Or maybe.. Evil idea alert!!!' -Pitavish
"Or maybe," Sirius imitated Mista, "You will betray Lily and James and lead them to CERTAIN DEATH!!"
Peter shivered, "Don't say that. It's creepy."
"Oh c'mon Peter! You know it's not **true**," Sirius turned to Remus, "Right, Rem?"
"Yeah Peter. Don't mind Sirius he's just being.. Well, Sirius." Remus said smiling.
'Heh Thank you thank you very much! **Bows**' -Pitavish
"Oh and what's that supposed to mean, silly!?" Sirius said throwing his hand forward like he wanted some prince to kiss it.
"Just as I said it Paddy," Remus said grinning, he nudged Sirius.
'Uncomfortable moment. Off track off the topic Tsk Tsk.. When in a uncomfortable moment change the subject back.' -Pitavish
"OH and besides about the Lily and James thing, I wouldn't let that happen!!" Sirius said ignoring his blushing cheeks and throwing out his chest.
"Anyways, so we'll do this tomorrow. Remmie will work out the plan." Sirius turned to Remus, "Right?" Remus nodded.
"Good then it's settled." James confirmed as if adjourning a meeting.
"C'mon boys lets get some dinner I'm starving from all this listening!" Lily rose up and the boys followed suit.
~~~~~And so begins my laziness~~~~~~
Dinner went by fairly quick. With a few glares toward the Slytherin table, dinner passed without hazard.. ((Told ya I was lazy at times)) After dinner they went outside and Remus gave them a little French lesson. That night he decided to teach them how to say sweet things like: "I love you." "I think you're sweet" "Will you be with me" ((Sirius mentally recorded every single one for Remmie later..))
When it was getting dark they retreated to the Gryffindor Tower.
~~~~~And so ends my laziness~~~~~
~&~Sirius' 1st person POV~&~
When we got back to the Gryffindor Tower, everyone went to his or her respective places. Lily and James to his bed (('**Catcalls**' -Pitavish)) Remus to his desk. Peter to his bed. I stepped over to Rem. I bent down to check what he had. 'Mmmmm.. His hair smells good!' I accidentally let a sigh escape.
'Uh oh you screwed up now!'-Pitavish
Remus didn't really notice thankfully. We both turned back to James' bed and heard something about silencing charms then there was nothing else.
'**Snickers the catcalls**' -Pitavish
"I wonder what **they're** doing!" I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively.
"Yeah I **wonder**." Remus said sarcastically.
"So what do you have so far? What's our plan Remmie?" I asked leaning a little closer.
"I think that we should corner Snape after dinner in the library, and ask him questions." I explained. "I not sure HOW we're gonna get him to the library though."
"Well Lily's friend, Narcissa ((Sorry if you don't like, deal with it.)) Is in Slytherin she can lure him there." I said smiling, "What should we ask him??" I added.
"Who he likes?"
"Why he never washes his hair?"
"What he's afraid of?"
"What he wants most?"
"Why he hates me so much.." He said sadly.
'Ouch!! Those Slytherins bastards are going down for hurting REMMIE!'
"Don't worry Rem. we'll get revenge." I said putting a hand on his shoulder lightly. I bent down to his level in the chair and leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I promise."
"Thank you, Sirius."
Rem doesn't need and pain in his life he already has enough of that. What he needs is a friend I don't want to lose him if I approach him wrong. I'll just stay friends for now and get soft little touches here and there to tie me over.
"Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to get some rest, I have a full moon in a few days." Remus whispered softly.
"OK Moony, " I said while he got up. Completely without thinking I leaned forward and kissed his forehead and whispered, "Goodnight."
'OMG WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SIRIUS?! YOU JUST KISSED YOUR CRUSH! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED HIM AS A FRIEND!! I GUESS NOT!! Just play it cool dimwit. I can't BELIEVE you did that!' -Pitavish.
He smiled, "Goodnight Padfoot."
'.. He doesn't care what you just did?! Not fair he was supposed to yell!' -a crestfallen Pitavish
'Ha ha!!'
I calmly backed away smiled and headed toward my bed and close the curtains. 'What is this?' I grabbed a note from under my pillow. It read:
Dear Sirius,
I have gotten a present for you. I know you write in a journal and I cast a spell on your journal so it will actually speak to you, you can get help with your problems and just talk. And don't worry I won't tell anyone you have a journal.
It wasn't signed, that's strange. I really did want to thank them. I reached further under the pillow and pulled out my journal, it was glowing dimly, just enough to write with out light. He opened it and wrote..
*^*^*^*^*Overall POV*^*^*^*^*^*^*
((^^ is Pitavish talking to Sirius, ------- Good, because I don't exactly want to hear it.**mutters darkly**Nope. Never heard of themME!!!!!Damn right! Werewolf pride! **waves a flag with a wolf on it**Aww.. how sweet. But he talks as if I were a burden or something!I know you're thinking of something evil, aren't you Remus?I knew it!For an honest person you sure do lie like a pro Rem.James?! What Sirius is having an affair with James!Wha--? Where the heck did you get THAT idea?Stupid assumptions get you no where..Oh that was smooth, nice going brianiac.Think quickly, before he suspects something.Tell him you want a puppy for Easter.
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/Tell him you're gay./
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~Nope. Nuh uh! What if he thinks I'm a freak?!~
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/If he is a true friend he won't you have to tell him some time./
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~All right, hold on. And In case I don't get anymore time to speak with you. Good night~
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/Good night/
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As soon as Remus wrote that he put his things away at lightning speed. He went to his desk and appeared to be in deep thought.
A minute later Sirius appeared from his bed, Remus looked at him and smiled warmly at him, "I thought you were in bed."
"I thought the same for you." Remus shrugged, "Besides, I was thinking too much for sleep." Sirius stated shrugging a little.
"Me too. So what were you thinking about." Remus asked gently trying to leave a perfect opening for Sirius' confession.
"Well a lot of things, too many to count." Sirius smiled a little, then his face turned solemn, "Moony, I have something to tell you"
"What Padfoot?" Remus said thinking a good way to drop a hint that he liked Sirius.
"Well.. You see I --" he took a deep breath and continued, "I like guys." He closed his eyes obviously not wanting to see the looked on his calm friend's face.
"Sirius" Remus whispered while taking steps toward Sirius he placed a hand lightly on his shoulder. Sirius closed his eyes tighter as if he were expecting a punch. "You can open up your eyes now."
Sirius' eyes slowly fluttered open, "You're-You're not mad?"
"Mad?" Remus laughed a little, "Not at all! I would never be mad at **anyone** for being gay." He sighed as he quietly added, "I mean you give what you take right?"
Sirius ruffled Remus' hair, "Thank you so much Moony for being understanding."
"No problem, Sirius." Remus said grinning lightly, "Now we better get to bed."
"Yes sir!" Sirius saluted and retreated to his bed. Remus chuckled lightly.
*~*~*~*~*~Sirius' POV~*~*~*~*~*~*
While Sirius was lying in bed about 10 minutes later, he was thinking the day over, he was very happy with today. He confessed to 2 people about being gay. James was helping him to capture Remus' heart, they were getting revenge on the Slytherins, and he got a great gift. Yes, today was definitely good. Only one thing really puzzled him, it was something he thought he heard Remus say and he was trying to figure it out.
'You give what you take, right?'
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A/N: Another chapter finally done! YAY!! I'm so hyper that I have fan peoples!! I love you all I'm really sorry I delayed this so much, I've been really distracted lately, Oh and I GOT INTO HONORS ENGLISH!! Hooray for me! SO yeah, I hope the length of this chapter makes up for the delay. I finally put in the journal conversation. I have an idea on where this fic could go so I'll prolly pre write some chaps. So review PLEASE!! Without reviews I have little motivation for continuing this fic. BTW I have a companion fic in the making. It's by my friend. Celestial Angel It's called 'Like Old Times' It's L/J and it ROCKS! READ IT! Muse!Remus: You still have to though. A.L : So? Muse!Harry: Aren't you gonna thank your reviewers? A.L: Oh yeah. Kickedoutofthegoblet: Thank you for reviewing! Also thank you for checking out my other stories!
Gypsy Lupin-Black I really hoped you enjoyed this chapter I hurried up on the writing in journal because of you! Hope you got what you wanted.
Shewhomustnotbenamed Spank you again! I love your reviews. Unlike you I don't put twisted couplings in my fan fiction! ((Remus/Snape **BLECH!**)) You shall now call me Admiral. LoLz. J/K you don't' have to. I hope you liked this chapter.
Cless Persian Monkey.. or Draco Doll, fine I'll trade! Yes Cam Cam you don't read slash but you write. whatever you want to call it. But hey! Whatever as long I you like my fics I'm okay with it.
Celtic Guardian Princess Sorry for the confusion. I did put J/K after 'The end' Or I thought I did I won't do that anymore. This fic will prolly be about 12 chapters. But I'm not sure yet. A brownie point is something you ask people for but you never know what it is LoLZ!
Phoenix Firefly I'm glad somebody freaked out when I put 'The end' good thing you scrolled down eh? You can have a brownie point **hands brownie point to you**
Celestial Angel I'm really glad you like my story!! I hope you at least semi-liked this chapter. I still can't believe you don't like slash.
Madkornfan Evil Persian monkeys eat people, keyboard keys and pens. This is why I had to get rid of it. Its name is Bob but you can name it something else. Why in the world everybody like Snapie Wapie poo?! I'm really glad I put him in there I hope he was IC. More Snape coming up!! I'll name him Gertrude. Do you think I'm strange? I hope so.
A.L: There ya happy?
Muse!Draco: Almost.
A.L: Why 'almost'
Muse!Draco: I think I need to thank someone who made me attack you when you were getting lazy.
A.L: Who?
Muse!Draco: Shewhomustnotbenamed. **grins evilly** Yes she gave me MANY ideas
A.L: Yes I would like to thank her for being my sanity. You reading this read her insane and hilarious fics! They're awesome!!
Muse!Harry: And the other reviewers made me attack you.
A.L: Where's Muses Remus and Sirius?
Muse!Harry: ....
A.L: OH! Should we join them?
Muse!Draco: I got the strawberries
Muse!Harry: I got the whipped cream
A.L: I have the imagination! I'm off to see wizard!!!
SPANK YOU ALL FOR READING! Next chap will be soon. BTW I have a companion fic in the making. It's by my friend. Celestial Angel It's called 'Like Old Times' It's L/J and it ROCKS! READ IT! ~^AzureLuna^~ AKA: Azzie. :-P
Ps: Anyone wanna play spank the monkey.
Finally something between Remus and Sirius forgive me for being a little lazy and not typing this. I write during class then don't feel like typing it. So I finally decided that I'd type it ((If I kept it at the pace I was going at I'd be 30 when I finished the fic.))
Muse!Draco: Do we finally get a say in this story?
A.L: Yup. I figured I MIGHT AS WELL let you talk since you attack me I the worst times!**Glares**
Muse!Sirius: Not my fault. **points to Remus** he attacked you during testing not me. I was a good boy and I waited.
Muse!Harry: Since when have you been innocent?
Muse!Remus: He hasn't. He'd just like to THINK so.
Muse!Sirius: Hey! That wasn't very nice! **pouts**
Muse!Remus: I tell you what.** whispers in Muse!Sirius' ear**
Muse!Sirius: Whipped cream too?
Muse!Remus: **nods, drags Muse!Sirius out to somewhere more. Private**
A.L: **rolls eyes** With muses like that I can't believe I'm not writing PWP!
Muse!Draco: **Clears throat** Because we wouldn't let you remember?
*~*~Author Flashback~*~*
Becca was sitting in class bored out of her mind during the physics exam. Then her hand clenches.
"Author senses tingling" She grabbed a pen and started writing Chap. 3.
~On her Paper:~
Sirius grabbed Remus' torso and pulled him close and kissed him deeply. He, then got an idea, if Remus should be willing they can blo----
~Continued flashback~
Muse!Draco: No no no. NO PWP'S on the Remus/Sirius. For now. It's too early.
Muse!Harry: Yeah that's what you have Me and Draco for! PWP! A.L: **Still shocked at what she write in SCIENCE CLASS**
*~*~End of Author Flashback~*~*
A.L: Oh yeah.
**Muses Harry and Draco left to uhh. yeah**
A.L: I give you my LOYAL and FAITHFUL muses! Who would never leave my SIDE!! **Shrugs** This. Is my life. Anyway I'm going to tell you the teachers.. It might help. Maybe.
Potions: Professor Glaive
Divination: Professor Mista
Transfiguration: Professor Mcgonagall
Charms: Prof. Flitwick
Herbology: Prof. Sprout
Care of Magical Creatures: Professor Salinas
Arithmancy: Professor Plitters
DADA: Professor Grendler
Nice, eh? Well if your ready I am!!!!!
!@#$%^&*LET THE INSANITY BEGIN*&^%$#@!
Chapter 4: Journal Conversations.
Remus' POV
Sirius was fuming by the end of lunch. He needed payback, he craved it, and he wanted it **soon** James and Sirius were plotting in the Gryffindor common room while Lily was talking to Remus quietly near the fire.
"You know, this does explain a lot of things," Lily was telling Remus, "Like how you used to get so jealous every time Sirius even mentioned a girl. You would always be touchy where Sirius is concerned. Around others you'd be near Sirius almost like a shadow." She said thoughtfully remembering things before.
Remus smiled shyly, "Well I never MEAN to do any of that stuff, it just happens. To this day Sirius has no problem making me nervous."
"Oh.. Rem, I need your help with something." Lily trailed off vaguely.
"With what?"
"Well, I'm studying with James and--"
"PERFECT!" Exclaimed Sirius, earning him disgruntled looks from fellow Gryffindors, who were studying. Sirius' eyes were glowing and shimmering, which was never a good thing for Slytherins.
"What is it Padfoot?" Remus asked, taking note that James was grinning broadly, 'Nope not a good thing for Slytherins'
"The Slytherins." Sirius whispered, motioning them all ((All including Peter who was out for tutoring)) to lean in, which they did.
"They're rude, deceitful, pricks, what about them?" Lily asked off- handedly.
James' eyes were positively sparkling with mischief. "Well when I was studying for the potions exam ((A month from now)) I came upon a potion. Veritaserum."
"So?" Lily, Remus and Peter asked in unison.
"So, It's a truth potion." Sirius explained, "Whoever drinks it has to tell the truth no matter what you ask!"
"Ohh. I don't get it." Peter said.
"We." Sirius said in slow easy terms as of talking to a 3 year old, "Are going to make the Slytherins drink the truth potion and ask them questions for blackmail."
"Also, telling the truth all the time would mortify any Slytherin." Remus added.
"Oh!" Peter said with understanding in his voice, "I don't get it." Sirius rolled his eyes, James smiled, Lily and Remus shook their heads.
"I'm just joking!" Peter stated happily.
"I do have a question." Lily confessed, "How?"
"Let me guess!" Remus said mock over excited. "Does it involve a cloak, a pear, a picture and about 100 goblets and house elves?"
"Good job Remmie! You win the prize!" Sirius said grinning, "But since your always right you don't get a prize! Sorry.."
Remus mock pouted blushing lightly, "Fine!" Remus said sticking out his tongue.
Sirius gave him a glowing lopsided grin. Lily looked at Remus knowingly. Then turned to Sirius, "So how will we do this? Slytherins aren't complete idiots. Especially when it comes to potions. They'd notice if their drink was discolored or smell different."
"Yeah, James, how **are** we gonna pull that off?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, I have that planned out to. I was talking to Professor Glaive and he was telling me ways you conceal potions. Then he gave me a sample. Only 2 drops per cauldron." James pulled a small vial out of his pocket; it contained a clear silvery liquid. ((Not that!!)) "Potion concealer: Makes the taste, smell, and color of the potion disappear.
"It's a good thing you're friends with the professor!" Sirius exclaimed.
"How'd you ever manage that?!" Peter asked sadly, everyone knew he was bad at potions and the professor didn't like him too much.
"I don't he's just always been nice to me. Kind of like Professor Mista is to Moony." James pointed out.
"Yeah but she also hates me, whenever she's talking to Lily or James she'll give me dirty looks like I did something wrong!" Peter stated blankly.
"Maybe you're just imagining it." Remus put in.
"Or maybe," Sirius imitated Mista, "You will betray Lily and James and lead them to CERTAIN DEATH!!"
Peter shivered, "Don't say that. It's creepy."
"Oh c'mon Peter! You know it's not **true**," Sirius turned to Remus, "Right, Rem?"
"Yeah Peter. Don't mind Sirius he's just being.. well, Sirius." Remus said smiling.
"Oh and what's that supposed to mean, silly!?" Sirius said throwing his hand forward like he wanted some prince to kiss it.
"Just as I said it Paddy," Remus said grinning, he nudged Sirius.
"OH and besides about the Lily and James thing, I wouldn't let that happen!!" Sirius said ignoring his blushing cheeks and throwing out his chest.
"Anyways, so we'll do this tomorrow. Remmie will work out the plan." Sirius turned to Remus, "Right?" Remus nodded.
"Good then it's settled." James confirmed as if adjourning a meeting.
"C'mon boys lets get some dinner I'm starving from all this listening!" Lily rose up and the boys followed suit.
~~~~~And so begins my laziness~~~~~~
Dinner went by fairly quick. With a few glares toward the Slytherin table, dinner passed without hazard.. ((Told ya I was lazy at times)) After dinner they went outside and Remus gave them a little French lesson. That night he decided to teach them how to say sweet things like: "I love you." "I think you're sweet" "Will you be with?" ((And of course Remus "subconsciously" looked at Sirius while saying them the first time))
When it was getting dark they retreated to the Gryffindor Tower.
~~~~~And so ends my laziness~~~~~
~*Remus' 1st person POV*~
When we headed back to Gryffindor common room we went straight ((No pun intended)) to the boys' dorm. ((Lily was excused because she was "studying" with James.))
When I was in the room I went to my desk got out the Marauders Map and immediately got to work I got out another notebook of mine and took noted for the plan. ((He's a nerd isn't he?)) I muttered ideas under my breath and jotted them down, James and Lily went over to James', Sirius went over to help me and Peter got in his bed drew the curtains so he could read. Sirius looked at what I had so far nodded and sighed. I shivered a little, subconsciously ((I love that word too much)) I don't think he noticed, if he did he showed no sign.
'OK handle yourself Remus, Sirius would be a little more then confused if you pounced on him and snogged him.'
/Oh COME OFF IT!! Remus you KNOW you want him. Why not have him/
'Oh shut up! You're saying that because you're the wolf part of Remus!'
/So I'm the smartest part of his brain! WOLVES RULE!/
'You're a dimwit. This is why I'm glad he listens to me MORE!'
/Does not! He hears us both!/
'Shows how much you know! We're his subconscious he hears us only sometimes!'
Sirius and I looked back James and Lily were behind the curtains and James said something and silencing charms and they heard no more. Sirius and I grinned at each other, thinking along the same lines. Sirius spoke first, "I wonder what **they're** doing!" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Yeah I **wonder**." I said sarcastically.
"So what do you have so far? What's our plan Remmie?" Sirius asked getting a little closer.
"Err.." I stuttered oh-so intelligently, "Uhh.." /What a conversationalist!/
"I think that we should corner Snape after dinner in the library, and ask him questions." I explained. "I not sure HOW we're gonna get him to the library though."
"Well Lily's friend, Narcissa ((Sorry if you don't like, deal with it.)) is in Slytherin she can lure him there." Sirius said smiling, "What should we ask him??" Sirius added thoughtfully.
"Who he likes?"
"Why he never washes his hair?"
"What he's afraid of?"
"What he wants most?"
"Why he hates me so much.." I said sadly.
"Don't worry Rem, we'll get revenge." Sirius said putting a hand on my shoulder lightly. I felt a little better by this. But then Sirius bent down to my level in the chair and leaned close to my ear and whispered, "I promise."
He said this so brutally sincere it sent electrifying shivers down my spine. "Thank you, Sirius."
Sirius was fiercely loyal in every sense of the word. It warmed me to know I had such a friend. This is what I was afraid of losing by confessing what I dare not to even whisper now. 'I have to talk to him through the journal. Now.'
"Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to get some rest, I have a full moon in a few days." I whispered softly.
"OK Moony, " Sirius said while I got up. Then Sirius did something I didn't expect. He leaned forward and kissed my forehead and whispered, "Goodnight."
I smiled, "Goodnight Padfoot." 'Omg Sirius Black.. Just.. Kissed.. Me?! OK, I'm confused Oh well. I won't look too much into it. But that was just... So.. Electrifying.'
Sirius calmly backed away smiled and headed toward his bed and close the curtains. 'How can he keep his cool **that** easily?! Nomatter, he should find the note and his journal soon, I'll get ready.'
I went to my own bed and got out my notebook, quill, and ink then I waited. Then-
~~*~~Sirius' POV~~*~~
Sirius was fuming by the end of lunch. He needed payback, he craved it, and he wanted it **soon** James and Sirius were plotting in the Gryffindor common room while Lily was talking to Remus quietly near the fire.
"Padfoot, I know the perfect way to get revenge on the Slytherins." James said talking very fast, Sirius could tell James was mad too.
"What is it?" Sirius asked eagerly.
"Veritaserum, the truth potion, you just give it to someone and ask them anything and they must answer truthfully." James said grinning
"Anything? You could ask their deepest darkest secret and they'll tell you?" Sirius said very happy and hyper now.
"Yup the Slytherins must tell the truth!" James said nodding.
"PERFECT!" Exclaimed Sirius, earning him disgruntled looks from fellow Gryffindors. He didn't mind to much.
"What is it Padfoot?" Remus asked, quietly. 'Don't almost wish he'd stop being quiet?'- Pitavish ((Pitavish= Pain in the ass voice in Sirius head))
"The Slytherins." Sirius whispered, motioning them all ((All including Peter who was out for tutoring)) to lean in, which they did.
"They're rude, deceitful, pricks, what about them?" Lily asked off- handedly.
'GO LILY!'-Pitavish
James' eyes were positively sparkling with mischief. "Well when I was studying for the potions exam, I came upon a potion. Veritaserum."
"So?" Lily, Remus and Peter asked in unison.
"So, It's a truth potion." Sirius explained, "Whoever drinks it has to tell the truth no matter what you ask!"
"Ohh. I don't get it." Peter said.
'Oh geez. Aspirin anyone? This kid always gives me a headache!!'
"We." Sirius said in slow easy terms as of talking to a 3 year old, "Are going to make the Slytherins drink the truth potion and ask them questions for blackmail."
"Also, telling the truth all the time would mortify any Slytherin." Remus added.
"Oh!" Peter said with understanding in his voice, "I don't get it." Sirius rolled his eyes, James smiled, Lily and Remus shook their heads.
"I'm just joking!" Peter stated happily.
"I do have a question." Lily confessed, "How?"
"Let me guess!" Remus said mock over excited. "Does it involve a cloak, a pear, a picture and about 100 goblets and house elves?"
"Good job Remmie! You win the prize!" Sirius said grinning, "But since your always right you don't get a prize! Sorry.."
'Well that wasn't fair.. Rem was JIPPED!'
Remus mock pouted blushing lightly, "Fine!" Remus said sticking out his tongue.
'..and he doesn't care. **Sighs**'
Sirius gave him a grin. Then turned to Sirius, "So how will we do this? Slytherins aren't complete idiots. Especially when it comes to potions. They'd notice if their drink was discolored or smell different."
'Uhh.. got me!' -Pitavish
"Yeah, James, how **are** we gonna pull that off?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, I have that planned out to. I was talking to Professor Glaive and he was telling me ways you conceal potions. Then he gave me a sample. Only 2 drops per cauldron." James pulled a small vial out of his pocket; it contained a clear silvery liquid. ((Not that!!)) "Potion concealer: Makes the taste, smell, and color of the potion disappear.
'Cool! Strange but cool!' -Pitavish
"It's a good thing you're friends with the professor!" Sirius exclaimed.
"How'd you ever manage that?!" Peter asked sadly, everyone knew he was bad at potions and the professor didn't like him too much.
"I don't he's just always been nice to me. Kind of like Professor Mista is to Moony." James pointed out.
'Who wouldn't wanna be nice to Rem?' -Pitavish
"Yeah but she also hates me, whenever she's talking to Lily or James she'll give me dirty looks like I did something wrong!" Peter stated blankly.
"Maybe you're just imagining it." Remus put in.
'Or maybe.. Evil idea alert!!!' -Pitavish
"Or maybe," Sirius imitated Mista, "You will betray Lily and James and lead them to CERTAIN DEATH!!"
Peter shivered, "Don't say that. It's creepy."
"Oh c'mon Peter! You know it's not **true**," Sirius turned to Remus, "Right, Rem?"
"Yeah Peter. Don't mind Sirius he's just being.. Well, Sirius." Remus said smiling.
'Heh Thank you thank you very much! **Bows**' -Pitavish
"Oh and what's that supposed to mean, silly!?" Sirius said throwing his hand forward like he wanted some prince to kiss it.
"Just as I said it Paddy," Remus said grinning, he nudged Sirius.
'Uncomfortable moment. Off track off the topic Tsk Tsk.. When in a uncomfortable moment change the subject back.' -Pitavish
"OH and besides about the Lily and James thing, I wouldn't let that happen!!" Sirius said ignoring his blushing cheeks and throwing out his chest.
"Anyways, so we'll do this tomorrow. Remmie will work out the plan." Sirius turned to Remus, "Right?" Remus nodded.
"Good then it's settled." James confirmed as if adjourning a meeting.
"C'mon boys lets get some dinner I'm starving from all this listening!" Lily rose up and the boys followed suit.
~~~~~And so begins my laziness~~~~~~
Dinner went by fairly quick. With a few glares toward the Slytherin table, dinner passed without hazard.. ((Told ya I was lazy at times)) After dinner they went outside and Remus gave them a little French lesson. That night he decided to teach them how to say sweet things like: "I love you." "I think you're sweet" "Will you be with me" ((Sirius mentally recorded every single one for Remmie later..))
When it was getting dark they retreated to the Gryffindor Tower.
~~~~~And so ends my laziness~~~~~
~&~Sirius' 1st person POV~&~
When we got back to the Gryffindor Tower, everyone went to his or her respective places. Lily and James to his bed (('**Catcalls**' -Pitavish)) Remus to his desk. Peter to his bed. I stepped over to Rem. I bent down to check what he had. 'Mmmmm.. His hair smells good!' I accidentally let a sigh escape.
'Uh oh you screwed up now!'-Pitavish
Remus didn't really notice thankfully. We both turned back to James' bed and heard something about silencing charms then there was nothing else.
'**Snickers the catcalls**' -Pitavish
"I wonder what **they're** doing!" I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively.
"Yeah I **wonder**." Remus said sarcastically.
"So what do you have so far? What's our plan Remmie?" I asked leaning a little closer.
"I think that we should corner Snape after dinner in the library, and ask him questions." I explained. "I not sure HOW we're gonna get him to the library though."
"Well Lily's friend, Narcissa ((Sorry if you don't like, deal with it.)) Is in Slytherin she can lure him there." I said smiling, "What should we ask him??" I added.
"Who he likes?"
"Why he never washes his hair?"
"What he's afraid of?"
"What he wants most?"
"Why he hates me so much.." He said sadly.
'Ouch!! Those Slytherins bastards are going down for hurting REMMIE!'
"Don't worry Rem. we'll get revenge." I said putting a hand on his shoulder lightly. I bent down to his level in the chair and leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I promise."
"Thank you, Sirius."
Rem doesn't need and pain in his life he already has enough of that. What he needs is a friend I don't want to lose him if I approach him wrong. I'll just stay friends for now and get soft little touches here and there to tie me over.
"Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to get some rest, I have a full moon in a few days." Remus whispered softly.
"OK Moony, " I said while he got up. Completely without thinking I leaned forward and kissed his forehead and whispered, "Goodnight."
'OMG WHAT DID YOU JUST DO SIRIUS?! YOU JUST KISSED YOUR CRUSH! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED HIM AS A FRIEND!! I GUESS NOT!! Just play it cool dimwit. I can't BELIEVE you did that!' -Pitavish.
He smiled, "Goodnight Padfoot."
'.. He doesn't care what you just did?! Not fair he was supposed to yell!' -a crestfallen Pitavish
'Ha ha!!'
I calmly backed away smiled and headed toward my bed and close the curtains. 'What is this?' I grabbed a note from under my pillow. It read:
Dear Sirius,
I have gotten a present for you. I know you write in a journal and I cast a spell on your journal so it will actually speak to you, you can get help with your problems and just talk. And don't worry I won't tell anyone you have a journal.
It wasn't signed, that's strange. I really did want to thank them. I reached further under the pillow and pulled out my journal, it was glowing dimly, just enough to write with out light. He opened it and wrote..
*^*^*^*^*Overall POV*^*^*^*^*^*^*
((^^ is Pitavish talking to Sirius, ------- Good, because I don't exactly want to hear it.**mutters darkly**Nope. Never heard of themME!!!!!Damn right! Werewolf pride! **waves a flag with a wolf on it**Aww.. how sweet. But he talks as if I were a burden or something!I know you're thinking of something evil, aren't you Remus?I knew it!For an honest person you sure do lie like a pro Rem.James?! What Sirius is having an affair with James!Wha--? Where the heck did you get THAT idea?Stupid assumptions get you no where..Oh that was smooth, nice going brianiac.Think quickly, before he suspects something.Tell him you want a puppy for Easter.
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/Tell him you're gay./
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~Nope. Nuh uh! What if he thinks I'm a freak?!~
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/If he is a true friend he won't you have to tell him some time./
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~All right, hold on. And In case I don't get anymore time to speak with you. Good night~
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/Good night/
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As soon as Remus wrote that he put his things away at lightning speed. He went to his desk and appeared to be in deep thought.
A minute later Sirius appeared from his bed, Remus looked at him and smiled warmly at him, "I thought you were in bed."
"I thought the same for you." Remus shrugged, "Besides, I was thinking too much for sleep." Sirius stated shrugging a little.
"Me too. So what were you thinking about." Remus asked gently trying to leave a perfect opening for Sirius' confession.
"Well a lot of things, too many to count." Sirius smiled a little, then his face turned solemn, "Moony, I have something to tell you"
"What Padfoot?" Remus said thinking a good way to drop a hint that he liked Sirius.
"Well.. You see I --" he took a deep breath and continued, "I like guys." He closed his eyes obviously not wanting to see the looked on his calm friend's face.
"Sirius" Remus whispered while taking steps toward Sirius he placed a hand lightly on his shoulder. Sirius closed his eyes tighter as if he were expecting a punch. "You can open up your eyes now."
Sirius' eyes slowly fluttered open, "You're-You're not mad?"
"Mad?" Remus laughed a little, "Not at all! I would never be mad at **anyone** for being gay." He sighed as he quietly added, "I mean you give what you take right?"
Sirius ruffled Remus' hair, "Thank you so much Moony for being understanding."
"No problem, Sirius." Remus said grinning lightly, "Now we better get to bed."
"Yes sir!" Sirius saluted and retreated to his bed. Remus chuckled lightly.
*~*~*~*~*~Sirius' POV~*~*~*~*~*~*
While Sirius was lying in bed about 10 minutes later, he was thinking the day over, he was very happy with today. He confessed to 2 people about being gay. James was helping him to capture Remus' heart, they were getting revenge on the Slytherins, and he got a great gift. Yes, today was definitely good. Only one thing really puzzled him, it was something he thought he heard Remus say and he was trying to figure it out.
'You give what you take, right?'
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A/N: Another chapter finally done! YAY!! I'm so hyper that I have fan peoples!! I love you all I'm really sorry I delayed this so much, I've been really distracted lately, Oh and I GOT INTO HONORS ENGLISH!! Hooray for me! SO yeah, I hope the length of this chapter makes up for the delay. I finally put in the journal conversation. I have an idea on where this fic could go so I'll prolly pre write some chaps. So review PLEASE!! Without reviews I have little motivation for continuing this fic. BTW I have a companion fic in the making. It's by my friend. Celestial Angel It's called 'Like Old Times' It's L/J and it ROCKS! READ IT! Muse!Remus: You still have to though. A.L : So? Muse!Harry: Aren't you gonna thank your reviewers? A.L: Oh yeah. Kickedoutofthegoblet: Thank you for reviewing! Also thank you for checking out my other stories!
Gypsy Lupin-Black I really hoped you enjoyed this chapter I hurried up on the writing in journal because of you! Hope you got what you wanted.
Shewhomustnotbenamed Spank you again! I love your reviews. Unlike you I don't put twisted couplings in my fan fiction! ((Remus/Snape **BLECH!**)) You shall now call me Admiral. LoLz. J/K you don't' have to. I hope you liked this chapter.
Cless Persian Monkey.. or Draco Doll, fine I'll trade! Yes Cam Cam you don't read slash but you write. whatever you want to call it. But hey! Whatever as long I you like my fics I'm okay with it.
Celtic Guardian Princess Sorry for the confusion. I did put J/K after 'The end' Or I thought I did I won't do that anymore. This fic will prolly be about 12 chapters. But I'm not sure yet. A brownie point is something you ask people for but you never know what it is LoLZ!
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Celestial Angel I'm really glad you like my story!! I hope you at least semi-liked this chapter. I still can't believe you don't like slash.
Madkornfan Evil Persian monkeys eat people, keyboard keys and pens. This is why I had to get rid of it. Its name is Bob but you can name it something else. Why in the world everybody like Snapie Wapie poo?! I'm really glad I put him in there I hope he was IC. More Snape coming up!! I'll name him Gertrude. Do you think I'm strange? I hope so.
A.L: There ya happy?
Muse!Draco: Almost.
A.L: Why 'almost'
Muse!Draco: I think I need to thank someone who made me attack you when you were getting lazy.
A.L: Who?
Muse!Draco: Shewhomustnotbenamed. **grins evilly** Yes she gave me MANY ideas
A.L: Yes I would like to thank her for being my sanity. You reading this read her insane and hilarious fics! They're awesome!!
Muse!Harry: And the other reviewers made me attack you.
A.L: Where's Muses Remus and Sirius?
Muse!Harry: ....
A.L: OH! Should we join them?
Muse!Draco: I got the strawberries
Muse!Harry: I got the whipped cream
A.L: I have the imagination! I'm off to see wizard!!!
SPANK YOU ALL FOR READING! Next chap will be soon. BTW I have a companion fic in the making. It's by my friend. Celestial Angel It's called 'Like Old Times' It's L/J and it ROCKS! READ IT! ~^AzureLuna^~ AKA: Azzie. :-P
Ps: Anyone wanna play spank the monkey.