Disclaimer: Hiei read my mind with the jagan eye and told me I don't own Yu
Yu Hakusho.
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It felt like an eternity for Hiei, arms crossed, sitting also with his legs crossed like a pretzel on his chair; he silently sat there. Kurama nudged Hiei and gave him a smile. Hiei just glared at him. He'd rather be fighting in the dark tournament that being cooped up in a bus with children. The noise of rambling children, dozens of them talking at the same time made Hiei get more and more aggravated. To make things completely worse the so- called adult got up from his chair in the very front of the bus and cheered the kids to sing a song. Hiei just thought to him self of a thousand ways he could torture this children like they were torturing him.
"Why not a children's song, what do you say guys and gals! It'll be SUPER!" cried the counselor in a huge smile of happiness. He was trying to encourage the kids to sing so they would be able to get comfortable with each other. The back of the seat was too tall for Hiei to look over but he knew he wanted to rip off that mouth of the guy. All the kids thought for a second and finally starting singing a song...
"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, pass one down..." sang the children in perfect unison.
The counselor jumped out of his seat. "Whoa, whoa! Hold on children, we do not sing about that... that alcoholic beverage, no we don't!" interrupted the man staying as calm as he could be. "Beer is bad, just bad, there will be no more beer talk on this bus or on the camp grounds." the counselor said as sternly and then returned to his seat.
The children thought for a second more and one kid started to sing so the rest of them followed and once again they were singing in complete unison. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all the way through the town." loudly and proudly sand the children. Hiei turned his head as fast as stared at Kurama who actually was enjoying this, well obviously because he was making the hand movements as the others were smiling. He leaned over to look at the seat adjacent to theirs' and saw Yusuke and Keiko singing along as well with the other kids.
He was horrified for the very first time. Kurama noticed Hiei was blankly staring at him. "What's wrong Hiei, aren't you having fun?" asked Kurama.
"Hn." Hiei grumbled turning his head to look out the window.
"... swish, swish, swish. The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, all through the town!" chanted the children rocking their arms slowing left to right sitting in their chairs as if their hands were the wipers on the bus.
After the children, his partners and Yusuke's girlfriend sang 4 more verses of the song and still going, Hiei wanted to rip his hair out so badly. He had never gone though anything like this and Kurama wanted him to experience new things! Hiei was so grumpy, cranky, and disturbed, he had to find something to do that was interesting to him, which no one would notice. His first thought was kill the evil human like banshees, but that was noticeable. He decided that maybe if he went into Kurama's mind, that maybe it was nice and quiet, except for the minor thoughts that ran through his head. At least he wouldn't have to be bothered by listening to these stupid songs he thought. He removed the head band that he covered his jagan eye with and prodded into Kurama's mind.
"The mommy on the bus says shush, shush, shush; shush, shush, shush; shush, shush, shush. The mommy on the bus says shush, shush, shush all through town!" sang Kurama in his mind. Hiei shivered as he stopped exploring Kurama's mind for a quiet place to stay. Kurama was singing louder than anyone on the bus in his mind!
"FUCK!!!" screamed Hiei throwing his cloth over his jagan eye.
Everyone in the bus stopped singing and gasped at the word that was yelled. The counselor once again jumped up from his seat and asked, "Who said that? WHO?" He walked up to the end of the bus staring at everyone who was quiet now. Everyone looked innocently at him but he was out for the person that yelled the obscenity and plagued the air in dirtiness. "Tell me now and I won't punish you with outhouse duty!" yelled the man.
Everyone, well almost everyone was trying to look around the whole bus, but since the seats were high, they couldn't because they were told to not get up from their seats when the bus is moving. So everyone just stayed quiet or whispered softly asked his or her seatmates who could of said such a horrible thing.
"Hey, you," the counselor said pointing at Kuwabara, "You look suspicious, what is you name son?"
"Kuwabara sir." said the read headed boy in a dumb, shocked but almost guilty tone.
"You said it didn't you! Your going to have soap put in your mouth and then straight to outhouse duty. Over here, we don't tolerate that language! OH yeah, it might be the 'FAD' where you live but here, if you say that one more time, then we will be forced to called your parents and send you packing!" stated the counselor in a strict voice.
"But I didn't do anything." replied Kuwabara.
This was the first thing to make Hiei smirk at all day so far, and he liked the idea that Kuwabara got in trouble for what he blurted. After a few minutes of silence, sure enough the children started singing again and this time it was worse than the song they were singing earlier.
"This old man he played one, he played nick nack on my drum. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. This old man, he played two, he played nick nack on my shoe. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. This old man he played three, he played nick nack on my tree. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home." sang the kids continuing to make Hiei's ear drums explode from the excessive torture.
Hiei was stuck in a horrible place, a situation he had never gone through, but for one slight moment he thought to himself that after this was done, he'd be stronger. He was strong, brute force strong and that is all that really mattered.
" I know you're not use to this Hiei, but please try to have fun." Kurama insisted.
"Hn. You call this fun?" Hiei asked in a distasteful manner.
"Oh Hiei, you just need to open up a bit, no one is going to hurt you... I'm not going to hurt you. I promise you that on my part, I never will." Kurama compassionately said. Kurama wanted to just hold Hiei to help him but he was afraid that Hiei would reject him or leave his life for good and Kurama couldn't bare that. He needed Hiei in his life but even as a partner or friend was good enough, just to see his face. Kurama wanted more from Hiei than just friendship; he wanted to be able to show Hiei affection and to receive it back, to love one another. Kurama knew that sooner or later he was going to have to tell Hiei or he'd die and with his feelings so strong he couldn't hold his secret in for much longer.
An hour later, the buses arrived at the camp, and Hiei was glad to get out of this yellow machine. Hiei still was in the position he was since he sat on the bus. He didn't move an inch or moved into a more comfortable posture. The bus driver started slowing down and Hiei, like the rest of the people on the bus could feel themselves going a bit forward. The bus made a complete stop a little too hard and Hiei slammed into the back of the seat in front of him. Smack on the forehead were his jagan eye was, he frowned and rubbed his forehead. The bus driver was added to his death list, just as soon as he found a sword! Looking out the window he saw about fifteen more buses other than the five that were at the park Kurama and him walked to. Even more children came out of the buses, piling into a huge blob at the front of the parking lot. Things were going to get a lot worse, but for Kurama, leaning up from his seat he couldn't wait to get out there and go to summer camp. Yusuke, Keiko and Kuwabara looked excited as well; everyone did except for miserable Hiei.
Single file, each child got out of the bus and then ran to the other kids waiting patently. Other counselor stood in front of them telling they couldn't go past the parking lot till a few rules were told and the traditional ceremony happens. Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko were the last to leave the bus and go outside. The counselor that was in the bus with them made his way over to the rest of the camp counselors to help explain the rules.
"Welcome young campers and campetes! I'm counselor Yoshihiro! Let me explain the main rules to you.." started Yoshihiro.
"So, what do you think?" asked Kurama looking at his four companions and ignoring the speech about the rules.
"Its pretty Kurama." Keiko voiced looking around.
"I guess its okay." Yusuke said shrugging putting his arm around Keiko.
Kuwabara was snibbling, "I already miss Yukina, my sweet blue haired goddess!"
"Don't worry Kuwabara, it is only for one month." Kurama stated.
"I feel my heart breaking already!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Shut up you pestilent bacteria cell." Hiei growled.
"What did you call me ruler sized midget?!?" scolded Kuwabara.
The counselor, after around ten minutes finished his speech and told the other counselors to proceed with the traditional opening so everyone could get settled in for the day. He asked everyone to move back incase so no one would get hurt. Moving back, kids tried making their way back away from any danger. Tugging on rope, four people on different sides pulled and pushed up this huge archway made of logs of wood. It was the camp sign and it read...
"Christian Bible Camp!!!!!" screamed Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara and Kurama.
"What, THIS isn't the camp I go to every year!" yelled Kurama in shock.
"Hn." voiced Hiei.
"This can't be, I... I" Kurama stuttered.
"What the hell?" asked Yusuke.
"Isn't this suppose to be just a summer camp not a religious camp? asked Keiko.
"This isn't MY camp I have gone to for the past three years!" Kurama stated.
"Can I manipulate everyone to kill each other?" asked Hiei in joy not fully understanding that it was going to affect him as well.
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It felt like an eternity for Hiei, arms crossed, sitting also with his legs crossed like a pretzel on his chair; he silently sat there. Kurama nudged Hiei and gave him a smile. Hiei just glared at him. He'd rather be fighting in the dark tournament that being cooped up in a bus with children. The noise of rambling children, dozens of them talking at the same time made Hiei get more and more aggravated. To make things completely worse the so- called adult got up from his chair in the very front of the bus and cheered the kids to sing a song. Hiei just thought to him self of a thousand ways he could torture this children like they were torturing him.
"Why not a children's song, what do you say guys and gals! It'll be SUPER!" cried the counselor in a huge smile of happiness. He was trying to encourage the kids to sing so they would be able to get comfortable with each other. The back of the seat was too tall for Hiei to look over but he knew he wanted to rip off that mouth of the guy. All the kids thought for a second and finally starting singing a song...
"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer, pass one down..." sang the children in perfect unison.
The counselor jumped out of his seat. "Whoa, whoa! Hold on children, we do not sing about that... that alcoholic beverage, no we don't!" interrupted the man staying as calm as he could be. "Beer is bad, just bad, there will be no more beer talk on this bus or on the camp grounds." the counselor said as sternly and then returned to his seat.
The children thought for a second more and one kid started to sing so the rest of them followed and once again they were singing in complete unison. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all the way through the town." loudly and proudly sand the children. Hiei turned his head as fast as stared at Kurama who actually was enjoying this, well obviously because he was making the hand movements as the others were smiling. He leaned over to look at the seat adjacent to theirs' and saw Yusuke and Keiko singing along as well with the other kids.
He was horrified for the very first time. Kurama noticed Hiei was blankly staring at him. "What's wrong Hiei, aren't you having fun?" asked Kurama.
"Hn." Hiei grumbled turning his head to look out the window.
"... swish, swish, swish. The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, all through the town!" chanted the children rocking their arms slowing left to right sitting in their chairs as if their hands were the wipers on the bus.
After the children, his partners and Yusuke's girlfriend sang 4 more verses of the song and still going, Hiei wanted to rip his hair out so badly. He had never gone though anything like this and Kurama wanted him to experience new things! Hiei was so grumpy, cranky, and disturbed, he had to find something to do that was interesting to him, which no one would notice. His first thought was kill the evil human like banshees, but that was noticeable. He decided that maybe if he went into Kurama's mind, that maybe it was nice and quiet, except for the minor thoughts that ran through his head. At least he wouldn't have to be bothered by listening to these stupid songs he thought. He removed the head band that he covered his jagan eye with and prodded into Kurama's mind.
"The mommy on the bus says shush, shush, shush; shush, shush, shush; shush, shush, shush. The mommy on the bus says shush, shush, shush all through town!" sang Kurama in his mind. Hiei shivered as he stopped exploring Kurama's mind for a quiet place to stay. Kurama was singing louder than anyone on the bus in his mind!
"FUCK!!!" screamed Hiei throwing his cloth over his jagan eye.
Everyone in the bus stopped singing and gasped at the word that was yelled. The counselor once again jumped up from his seat and asked, "Who said that? WHO?" He walked up to the end of the bus staring at everyone who was quiet now. Everyone looked innocently at him but he was out for the person that yelled the obscenity and plagued the air in dirtiness. "Tell me now and I won't punish you with outhouse duty!" yelled the man.
Everyone, well almost everyone was trying to look around the whole bus, but since the seats were high, they couldn't because they were told to not get up from their seats when the bus is moving. So everyone just stayed quiet or whispered softly asked his or her seatmates who could of said such a horrible thing.
"Hey, you," the counselor said pointing at Kuwabara, "You look suspicious, what is you name son?"
"Kuwabara sir." said the read headed boy in a dumb, shocked but almost guilty tone.
"You said it didn't you! Your going to have soap put in your mouth and then straight to outhouse duty. Over here, we don't tolerate that language! OH yeah, it might be the 'FAD' where you live but here, if you say that one more time, then we will be forced to called your parents and send you packing!" stated the counselor in a strict voice.
"But I didn't do anything." replied Kuwabara.
This was the first thing to make Hiei smirk at all day so far, and he liked the idea that Kuwabara got in trouble for what he blurted. After a few minutes of silence, sure enough the children started singing again and this time it was worse than the song they were singing earlier.
"This old man he played one, he played nick nack on my drum. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. This old man, he played two, he played nick nack on my shoe. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. This old man he played three, he played nick nack on my tree. With a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home." sang the kids continuing to make Hiei's ear drums explode from the excessive torture.
Hiei was stuck in a horrible place, a situation he had never gone through, but for one slight moment he thought to himself that after this was done, he'd be stronger. He was strong, brute force strong and that is all that really mattered.
" I know you're not use to this Hiei, but please try to have fun." Kurama insisted.
"Hn. You call this fun?" Hiei asked in a distasteful manner.
"Oh Hiei, you just need to open up a bit, no one is going to hurt you... I'm not going to hurt you. I promise you that on my part, I never will." Kurama compassionately said. Kurama wanted to just hold Hiei to help him but he was afraid that Hiei would reject him or leave his life for good and Kurama couldn't bare that. He needed Hiei in his life but even as a partner or friend was good enough, just to see his face. Kurama wanted more from Hiei than just friendship; he wanted to be able to show Hiei affection and to receive it back, to love one another. Kurama knew that sooner or later he was going to have to tell Hiei or he'd die and with his feelings so strong he couldn't hold his secret in for much longer.
An hour later, the buses arrived at the camp, and Hiei was glad to get out of this yellow machine. Hiei still was in the position he was since he sat on the bus. He didn't move an inch or moved into a more comfortable posture. The bus driver started slowing down and Hiei, like the rest of the people on the bus could feel themselves going a bit forward. The bus made a complete stop a little too hard and Hiei slammed into the back of the seat in front of him. Smack on the forehead were his jagan eye was, he frowned and rubbed his forehead. The bus driver was added to his death list, just as soon as he found a sword! Looking out the window he saw about fifteen more buses other than the five that were at the park Kurama and him walked to. Even more children came out of the buses, piling into a huge blob at the front of the parking lot. Things were going to get a lot worse, but for Kurama, leaning up from his seat he couldn't wait to get out there and go to summer camp. Yusuke, Keiko and Kuwabara looked excited as well; everyone did except for miserable Hiei.
Single file, each child got out of the bus and then ran to the other kids waiting patently. Other counselor stood in front of them telling they couldn't go past the parking lot till a few rules were told and the traditional ceremony happens. Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko were the last to leave the bus and go outside. The counselor that was in the bus with them made his way over to the rest of the camp counselors to help explain the rules.
"Welcome young campers and campetes! I'm counselor Yoshihiro! Let me explain the main rules to you.." started Yoshihiro.
"So, what do you think?" asked Kurama looking at his four companions and ignoring the speech about the rules.
"Its pretty Kurama." Keiko voiced looking around.
"I guess its okay." Yusuke said shrugging putting his arm around Keiko.
Kuwabara was snibbling, "I already miss Yukina, my sweet blue haired goddess!"
"Don't worry Kuwabara, it is only for one month." Kurama stated.
"I feel my heart breaking already!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Shut up you pestilent bacteria cell." Hiei growled.
"What did you call me ruler sized midget?!?" scolded Kuwabara.
The counselor, after around ten minutes finished his speech and told the other counselors to proceed with the traditional opening so everyone could get settled in for the day. He asked everyone to move back incase so no one would get hurt. Moving back, kids tried making their way back away from any danger. Tugging on rope, four people on different sides pulled and pushed up this huge archway made of logs of wood. It was the camp sign and it read...
"Christian Bible Camp!!!!!" screamed Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara and Kurama.
"What, THIS isn't the camp I go to every year!" yelled Kurama in shock.
"Hn." voiced Hiei.
"This can't be, I... I" Kurama stuttered.
"What the hell?" asked Yusuke.
"Isn't this suppose to be just a summer camp not a religious camp? asked Keiko.
"This isn't MY camp I have gone to for the past three years!" Kurama stated.
"Can I manipulate everyone to kill each other?" asked Hiei in joy not fully understanding that it was going to affect him as well.
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diamondustx: I hope you enjoyed the twist, BWAHAHAHAHAA and this chapter. Please review and tell me what you think!