CHAPTER 5: 3 Plans two goals
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Remus and Sirius woke up the next woke content and Happy. Remus just glad that there **was** hope for him now that Sirius had "came out of the closet". Remus wasn't quite ready to "come out" himself, he was very secretive and nervous. Sirius was happy he a journal to **talk** to. Overnight they had both formulated their own plans to get the other. ((Stupid boys))
* - ~ - *
Remus' plan: Be quieter then usual and be more distant. He has to make Sirius realize what he's missing before he can like Remus in *that*
way. In realizing that he needs Remus he will ((hopefully)) fall head over heels.
* - ~ - *
Sirius' plan: Jealousy, pure, down and dirty jealousy. Make Remus jealous by flirting with guys and going out with girls. Perfect, right? He has to make Remus realize how much he needs Sirius. But he will get closer to Remus while doing all of this to drive him crazy.
* - ~ - *
They both on putting their plans into action today. This would indeed be an interesting day.
* - ~ - *
Sirius' POV
I woke up feeling pretty good, and then I heard soft footsteps going quickly across the floor. It was still early, too early for Remus, Peter and James, which meant it had to be one person. Lily
I slowly looked out behind my curtains and surely enough Lily was opening the door, or trying, it seemed her hands were slippery because she couldn't seem to quite grip the knob. He also subconsciously took note that she was blushing. The others were still sleeping I decided to go down to the common room and wait for the others to wake.
I always tend to get hyper on any day we have a prank planned. This one will be great. Snape spilling all his precious secrets. We need some questions to ask though..
1. Biggest fear?
2. Stuffed animals?
3. Washes hair?
4. Crushes?
5. Makes him happy? ((if that's possible))
6. Obsessions?
This is going to be AWESOME! I was snapped out of my reverie by a sound behind me and turned around quickly. Oh.
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Remus' POV
Plans. Today is all about plans I can't wait to start mine. The sooner I start the sooner it'll work. But in order for me to do this I need cooperation from a certain red head. ((No, not Ron)) Lily needs to report any of Sirius' reactions to my distant behavior. It's going to be a little difficult detaching myself from Sirius; I'm almost always near him. But I have no control over Moony and Moony absolutely adores Padfoot with them both being dogs and all ((Or in the dog family)). And it's tough being distant near full moons and the full moon is only 2 days away.
I decide to stay in bed and just rest, fatigue is sadly another thing that comes with the full moon. I heard the Boys dorm door click shut. I sniffed the air around me. Sirius left.* ((* means I'll explain in Authors notes.)) I was about to follow him, then I remembered. Distant.
This is going to be harder then I thought.
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Sirius' POV
Lucius. The scum of the earth. Disgusting, even more-so in the morning.
He's such a ---
Wait a minute.
Malfoy !? In The **Gryffindor** common room.
"What the hell?" I said, or rather yelled, across the common room.
"Oh.." Lucius said, turning back, looking at me with disgust. "It's you"
"Yeah me, what are you going here? I think you belong in the dungeons
with the other rats." I said raising his eyebrows.
"I had official business to take care of not that it's any of *your*
business." Lucius snapped. "Now if you don't I'm getting out of here
before I'm tainted." Malfoy
concluded, he turned on his heel a stalked out of the portrait hole.
"Oooooh kay.." I mumbled, 'I should wake the others up for breakfast.'
I went up to the boys' dorm and yelled at the top of my lungs, "RISE AND
SHINE!"
James and Peter shot straight up in bed. With a sleepy "Ouch" from
Peter the two started to wake up. Remus, however, was still hid
den behind his curtains. I,
being the nice and kind person I am, walked over and quickly pulled the
curtains opened.
What I found wasn't what I expected. Moony, with his cute, gold-framed
reading glasses, was reading a book. Really early in the morning.
Strange.
"Morning, Sirius." Remus said casually not looking up from his book. I
semi noticed Remus' ears were slightly pink.
'Probably annoyed at being disturbed while read, dimwit.'
I would like to know why my inner voice now sounds like Lily. Oh yeah
Remus said hi.
"Good morning beautiful!" I said brightly in a gay voice, this isn't a
new occurrence, me, James, and Remus played around like this all
the time. So Remus wouldn't be
able to tell that I meant it.
I heard a gasp from behind me, I turned to see James, looking close to
tears with a hand over his mouth. "B-beautiful?! James sputtered, "I
thought you loved ME!" James put his face in his hands and started fake
crying.
I grinned, "I'm sorry James but I'm not ready for a commitment!" I stated
in mock exasperation.
"But you'll commit to me right Siri?" Remus said from behind me, I jumped
slightly because I wasn't aware that Remus had gotten up
.
'Maybe.." I say in a lower voice then I meant to.
"Oh! I see how you are!" James cried incredulously, placing his hands on
his hips. I snapped out of my thoughts.
"Yep." I say, we all laughed.
And laughed.
And laughed.
Peter was still giggling from his bed when the rest of us were
breathless.
"Hah! Everyone knows Sirius couldn't commit! Young boys and girls alike
would be heart broken all over Hogwarts! Sirius Black, stud
extraordinaire," He laughed a little at this, "Not a bachelor anymore?
Hell would break loose."
I saw Remus move toward me as I was about to protest he moved away as I
remembered my plan. I just smiled weakly.
An uncomfortable silence was settling upon us.
"Get dressed, we have to go down to breakfast," I suggested.
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Remus' POV
I was lying in bed after Sirius left just thinking of him. I was debating
whether to hint to him that I'm the one behind the journal. I sighed to
myself. Sirius. Padfoot. My dear friend.
Sirius was of course very sweet and loving. Handsome with well groomed
shoulder length black hair tied back. Pale silver-blue that you could
quite literally get lost in. I sound like a love sick teenager.
'Umm..'
Oh wait. I am. I want to hear his sweet, smooth voice. I can't believe I
just thought that! I wonder what he'd say if-
"RISE AND SHINE!"
I shot up and grabbed a near by book to cover his blushing face.
'Bad, Remmie, bad!'
I heard a weak "ouch" from Peter. I heard very quiet foot steps.*
Then my curtains were violently ripped open by none other then Sirius
himself.
"M-morning Sirius," Darn it all to hell! I know I just stuttered I
blushed more in knowing this. Did he notice?
There was a short pause. And then.
"Good morning beautiful!" Sirius said in a light hearted voice.
Beautiful? He was joking right? I mean we joke like that all the time,
but maybe..
I saw James jump up from his bed and gasp loudly placing a hand over his
mouth Sirius turned quickly
"B-beautiful?! James sputtered, "I thought you loved ME!" James put his
face in his hands and started fake crying.
Sirius grinned, "I'm sorry James but I'm not ready for a commitment!" he
stated. I got up quickly go inches from Sirius, wanting so badly to wrap
my arms around him.
"But you'll commit to me right Siri?" I said near his ear, I saw him jump
a little. I don't know what's come over me. I hope he doesn't know I'm
being honest.
'Maybe.." Sirius said moving his head slightly towards me, looking at me
through the corner of his eye. 'Hmm.. was there hope? Doubtful. OK,
focus.'
"Oh! I see how you are!" James cried incredulously, placing his hands on
his hips. I snapped out of my thoughts.
"Yep." Sirius said, we all laughed.
Peter was still giggling from his bed when the rest of us were
breathless.
"Hah! Everyone knows Sirius couldn't commit! Young boys and girls alike
would be heart broken all over Hogwarts! Sirius Black, stud
extraordinaire," He laughed a little at this, "Not a bachelor anymore?
Hell would break loose." Hmm.. I forgot about Sirius' little pack of fan
girls and boys. I completely forgot what I was up against.
All traces of hope completely disappeared.
But I know Sirius could commit he's always loyal.
I moved toward Sirius and I was about to protest and he opened his own
mouth to protest but I moved away remembered my plan. He seemed to decide
against his protest also.
This was NOT good. But I think I have a better plan instead of always
being distant be close and then be really distant and keep on
alternating.
"Get dressed, we have to go down to breakfast," Sirius suggested.
* - ~ - *
We headed for breakfast and set up the finer points of our plan.
"OK how are we gonna lure Snape in?" James asked.
"Actually, we can use Peter." Sirius said, smiling, "Peter all you have
to do is tell Snape Malfoy needs to see him in the library."
"OK" Peter said, by now Peter was used to doing things like this, or
being the decoy.
"And once Snape in the library what do we do? We can't exactly jump him
in front of Madam Pince." I pointed out.
"Yeah, Peter can you also tell Snape to go to the restricted section?"
Sirius asked Peter.
"Sure, So I'll say something like: 'Snape, Malfoy told m-me to get you, h-
he wants to talk to you, something about further plans. And h-he wants t-
to meet you in the restricted section of the library.'?" Peter suggested
faking a stutter.
"Yeah that'll do fine," James said to
Peter, then turned to Sirius; "What then?"
"Then I'll jump him." Sirius said savagely.
"I have a better idea." I said, "I can hide behind a bookshelf and I'll
have my wand ready , and Sirius, you're great at impressions so imitate
Malfoy and when his back is turned I'll paralyze him for 2 minutes."
"Good, good. That's better then jumping him." Sirius said, grinning a
little.
"Yeah although I would like to see that," I said, glaring at Snape,
Sirius put a reassuring hand on my arm.
"Yeah, but he's probably would scream like a girl anyway." Sirius said
with a small grin. I chuckled.
"Who would scream like a girl?" Lily asked sitting next to James. They
kissed briefly before Lily turned to them again.
"Snape." Peter said.
"Why's he going to scream?" Lily asked.
"The prank, I was going to jump him, but someone got a better idea."
Sirius said looking me shortly.
"Oh ok." Lily said catching my eye and smiling at me knowingly. "Continue
then."
"OK once he's paralyzed you have to work quickly and get him into the
chair and force the potion down his throat." James said to Sirius.
"No problem." Sirius replied.
"And when he's under the influence of the potion he'll be in a sort of
trance. He won't be aware of what's happening." James explained. I could
tell he read up on this.
"So what are we going to ask him?" Peter asked curiously.
"I have a couple questions I'd like to ask the stupid git." Sirius stated
though gritted teeth.
I got out some parchment and a quill and motioned for him to go on.
Sirius said some things he wanted to ask and the parchment had:
1) What is his biggest fear?
2) Does he have stuffed animals?
3) Does he ever wash his hair?
4) Who are his crushes?
5) What makes him happy?
6) Does he have any obsessions?
"Anything else?" I asked the group.
"I want to know why he makes fun of me." Lily said sounding a little
hurt.
"I want to know if he's ever kissed anybody," James suggested.
"I want to know the most embarrassing thing he's done!" Peter chipped in.
I wrote all that down. "Now one question remains," I said in a business
like tone. "Are we gonna want him to remember telling us everything. Or
do we want him to be oblivious to how we know everything?"
"I say make him have no clue. I think he'll get all paranoid it'll be
funny." Sirius said with glee.
"I agree," James said
"Me too," said Peter and Lily.
"OK the we'll cast a memory charm on him before the potion wears off. Now
during it for blackmail for later we need hard proof." I said. "I'll
bring my tape recorder."
"Your what?" James and Sirius asked.
Lily rolled her eyes in amusement. "Muggle thing it records everything to
say and it can play it later."
"Oh.." They said in unison.
"I'll bring along my Quick Quotes Quill." Sirius added. "Thanks for that
present James."
James smiled back at him.
"Looks like every thing's planned now I'll we have to do is wait." I
concluded.
Then everyone finally started actually started eating. ((It's breakfast
remember?))
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The gang decided to split up after breakfast. Peter had to go to
"tutoring" and James and Lily were off doing lord-knows-what and Remus
and Sirius decided to go to the common room. Remus wanted to read and
Sirius wanted to paint.
Sirius loved to paint he usually paints in black and white. He loved
painting people. Especially Remus. But of course Remus doesn't know that.
When they were up in their room they got their things and headed down to
the common room. Remus sat down on his favorite couch and Sirius set up
his things by the fire near Remus couch.
Sirius knew what he wanted to paint. He had to do it discreetly or people
would notice ((His back was facing a bunch of 1st and 2nd years, meaning
if he wasn't careful they would see the painting.))
And Remus was reading a funny 'alternative' romance story ((For those who
don't get the 'alterative' part, it means a gay romance novel :D))
That Lily let him borrow. IT was pretty.. erm.. Interesting. And a tad
embarrassing. The guys just now realized they love each other, and they
kiss. Intimately. Very intimately. Kind of hard to ignore though. It
takes up half the page.
Sirius got his paints out and began to move them swiftly and gracefully
across the canvas. Beautiful strokes following in the brushes wake. A
mere idea at the time. No special, details would have to wait until
later. Slowly Remus' face was visible through the canvas. Beautiful!
Remus at this time was blushing profusely now. The kiss had lead to
more.. interesting things. Geeze, why does Lily have such a book?! He
thought about the part in the book he was currently reading:
~~ "Matt, you have no idea how much I've wanted this-needed this."
Ca-I mean--Meron said with eyes sparkling.
"Then show me." Matt said huskily. He pushed himself unto Matt and
kissed himself breathlessly, as if nothing else mattered.~~
Sirius was still working hard on his picture when he noticed Remus was
practically the shade of a rose. Then-
"Oooooooooooh.. Siri Wiri's got a CRUSH!!" Peeves crowed from behind him.
~~TBC~~
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Remus and Sirius woke up the next woke content and Happy. Remus just glad that there **was** hope for him now that Sirius had "came out of the closet". Remus wasn't quite ready to "come out" himself, he was very secretive and nervous. Sirius was happy he a journal to **talk** to. Overnight they had both formulated their own plans to get the other. ((Stupid boys))
* - ~ - *
Remus' plan: Be quieter then usual and be more distant. He has to make Sirius realize what he's missing before he can like Remus in *that*
way. In realizing that he needs Remus he will ((hopefully)) fall head over heels.
* - ~ - *
Sirius' plan: Jealousy, pure, down and dirty jealousy. Make Remus jealous by flirting with guys and going out with girls. Perfect, right? He has to make Remus realize how much he needs Sirius. But he will get closer to Remus while doing all of this to drive him crazy.
* - ~ - *
They both on putting their plans into action today. This would indeed be an interesting day.
* - ~ - *
Sirius' POV
I woke up feeling pretty good, and then I heard soft footsteps going quickly across the floor. It was still early, too early for Remus, Peter and James, which meant it had to be one person. Lily
I slowly looked out behind my curtains and surely enough Lily was opening the door, or trying, it seemed her hands were slippery because she couldn't seem to quite grip the knob. He also subconsciously took note that she was blushing. The others were still sleeping I decided to go down to the common room and wait for the others to wake.
I always tend to get hyper on any day we have a prank planned. This one will be great. Snape spilling all his precious secrets. We need some questions to ask though..
1. Biggest fear?
2. Stuffed animals?
3. Washes hair?
4. Crushes?
5. Makes him happy? ((if that's possible))
6. Obsessions?
This is going to be AWESOME! I was snapped out of my reverie by a sound behind me and turned around quickly. Oh.
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Remus' POV
Plans. Today is all about plans I can't wait to start mine. The sooner I start the sooner it'll work. But in order for me to do this I need cooperation from a certain red head. ((No, not Ron)) Lily needs to report any of Sirius' reactions to my distant behavior. It's going to be a little difficult detaching myself from Sirius; I'm almost always near him. But I have no control over Moony and Moony absolutely adores Padfoot with them both being dogs and all ((Or in the dog family)). And it's tough being distant near full moons and the full moon is only 2 days away.
I decide to stay in bed and just rest, fatigue is sadly another thing that comes with the full moon. I heard the Boys dorm door click shut. I sniffed the air around me. Sirius left.* ((* means I'll explain in Authors notes.)) I was about to follow him, then I remembered. Distant.
This is going to be harder then I thought.
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Sirius' POV
Lucius. The scum of the earth. Disgusting, even more-so in the morning.
He's such a ---
Wait a minute.
Malfoy !? In The **Gryffindor** common room.
"What the hell?" I said, or rather yelled, across the common room.
"Oh.." Lucius said, turning back, looking at me with disgust. "It's you"
"Yeah me, what are you going here? I think you belong in the dungeons
with the other rats." I said raising his eyebrows.
"I had official business to take care of not that it's any of *your*
business." Lucius snapped. "Now if you don't I'm getting out of here
before I'm tainted." Malfoy
concluded, he turned on his heel a stalked out of the portrait hole.
"Oooooh kay.." I mumbled, 'I should wake the others up for breakfast.'
I went up to the boys' dorm and yelled at the top of my lungs, "RISE AND
SHINE!"
James and Peter shot straight up in bed. With a sleepy "Ouch" from
Peter the two started to wake up. Remus, however, was still hid
den behind his curtains. I,
being the nice and kind person I am, walked over and quickly pulled the
curtains opened.
What I found wasn't what I expected. Moony, with his cute, gold-framed
reading glasses, was reading a book. Really early in the morning.
Strange.
"Morning, Sirius." Remus said casually not looking up from his book. I
semi noticed Remus' ears were slightly pink.
'Probably annoyed at being disturbed while read, dimwit.'
I would like to know why my inner voice now sounds like Lily. Oh yeah
Remus said hi.
"Good morning beautiful!" I said brightly in a gay voice, this isn't a
new occurrence, me, James, and Remus played around like this all
the time. So Remus wouldn't be
able to tell that I meant it.
I heard a gasp from behind me, I turned to see James, looking close to
tears with a hand over his mouth. "B-beautiful?! James sputtered, "I
thought you loved ME!" James put his face in his hands and started fake
crying.
I grinned, "I'm sorry James but I'm not ready for a commitment!" I stated
in mock exasperation.
"But you'll commit to me right Siri?" Remus said from behind me, I jumped
slightly because I wasn't aware that Remus had gotten up
.
'Maybe.." I say in a lower voice then I meant to.
"Oh! I see how you are!" James cried incredulously, placing his hands on
his hips. I snapped out of my thoughts.
"Yep." I say, we all laughed.
And laughed.
And laughed.
Peter was still giggling from his bed when the rest of us were
breathless.
"Hah! Everyone knows Sirius couldn't commit! Young boys and girls alike
would be heart broken all over Hogwarts! Sirius Black, stud
extraordinaire," He laughed a little at this, "Not a bachelor anymore?
Hell would break loose."
I saw Remus move toward me as I was about to protest he moved away as I
remembered my plan. I just smiled weakly.
An uncomfortable silence was settling upon us.
"Get dressed, we have to go down to breakfast," I suggested.
* - ~ - *
Remus' POV
I was lying in bed after Sirius left just thinking of him. I was debating
whether to hint to him that I'm the one behind the journal. I sighed to
myself. Sirius. Padfoot. My dear friend.
Sirius was of course very sweet and loving. Handsome with well groomed
shoulder length black hair tied back. Pale silver-blue that you could
quite literally get lost in. I sound like a love sick teenager.
'Umm..'
Oh wait. I am. I want to hear his sweet, smooth voice. I can't believe I
just thought that! I wonder what he'd say if-
"RISE AND SHINE!"
I shot up and grabbed a near by book to cover his blushing face.
'Bad, Remmie, bad!'
I heard a weak "ouch" from Peter. I heard very quiet foot steps.*
Then my curtains were violently ripped open by none other then Sirius
himself.
"M-morning Sirius," Darn it all to hell! I know I just stuttered I
blushed more in knowing this. Did he notice?
There was a short pause. And then.
"Good morning beautiful!" Sirius said in a light hearted voice.
Beautiful? He was joking right? I mean we joke like that all the time,
but maybe..
I saw James jump up from his bed and gasp loudly placing a hand over his
mouth Sirius turned quickly
"B-beautiful?! James sputtered, "I thought you loved ME!" James put his
face in his hands and started fake crying.
Sirius grinned, "I'm sorry James but I'm not ready for a commitment!" he
stated. I got up quickly go inches from Sirius, wanting so badly to wrap
my arms around him.
"But you'll commit to me right Siri?" I said near his ear, I saw him jump
a little. I don't know what's come over me. I hope he doesn't know I'm
being honest.
'Maybe.." Sirius said moving his head slightly towards me, looking at me
through the corner of his eye. 'Hmm.. was there hope? Doubtful. OK,
focus.'
"Oh! I see how you are!" James cried incredulously, placing his hands on
his hips. I snapped out of my thoughts.
"Yep." Sirius said, we all laughed.
Peter was still giggling from his bed when the rest of us were
breathless.
"Hah! Everyone knows Sirius couldn't commit! Young boys and girls alike
would be heart broken all over Hogwarts! Sirius Black, stud
extraordinaire," He laughed a little at this, "Not a bachelor anymore?
Hell would break loose." Hmm.. I forgot about Sirius' little pack of fan
girls and boys. I completely forgot what I was up against.
All traces of hope completely disappeared.
But I know Sirius could commit he's always loyal.
I moved toward Sirius and I was about to protest and he opened his own
mouth to protest but I moved away remembered my plan. He seemed to decide
against his protest also.
This was NOT good. But I think I have a better plan instead of always
being distant be close and then be really distant and keep on
alternating.
"Get dressed, we have to go down to breakfast," Sirius suggested.
* - ~ - *
We headed for breakfast and set up the finer points of our plan.
"OK how are we gonna lure Snape in?" James asked.
"Actually, we can use Peter." Sirius said, smiling, "Peter all you have
to do is tell Snape Malfoy needs to see him in the library."
"OK" Peter said, by now Peter was used to doing things like this, or
being the decoy.
"And once Snape in the library what do we do? We can't exactly jump him
in front of Madam Pince." I pointed out.
"Yeah, Peter can you also tell Snape to go to the restricted section?"
Sirius asked Peter.
"Sure, So I'll say something like: 'Snape, Malfoy told m-me to get you, h-
he wants to talk to you, something about further plans. And h-he wants t-
to meet you in the restricted section of the library.'?" Peter suggested
faking a stutter.
"Yeah that'll do fine," James said to
Peter, then turned to Sirius; "What then?"
"Then I'll jump him." Sirius said savagely.
"I have a better idea." I said, "I can hide behind a bookshelf and I'll
have my wand ready , and Sirius, you're great at impressions so imitate
Malfoy and when his back is turned I'll paralyze him for 2 minutes."
"Good, good. That's better then jumping him." Sirius said, grinning a
little.
"Yeah although I would like to see that," I said, glaring at Snape,
Sirius put a reassuring hand on my arm.
"Yeah, but he's probably would scream like a girl anyway." Sirius said
with a small grin. I chuckled.
"Who would scream like a girl?" Lily asked sitting next to James. They
kissed briefly before Lily turned to them again.
"Snape." Peter said.
"Why's he going to scream?" Lily asked.
"The prank, I was going to jump him, but someone got a better idea."
Sirius said looking me shortly.
"Oh ok." Lily said catching my eye and smiling at me knowingly. "Continue
then."
"OK once he's paralyzed you have to work quickly and get him into the
chair and force the potion down his throat." James said to Sirius.
"No problem." Sirius replied.
"And when he's under the influence of the potion he'll be in a sort of
trance. He won't be aware of what's happening." James explained. I could
tell he read up on this.
"So what are we going to ask him?" Peter asked curiously.
"I have a couple questions I'd like to ask the stupid git." Sirius stated
though gritted teeth.
I got out some parchment and a quill and motioned for him to go on.
Sirius said some things he wanted to ask and the parchment had:
1) What is his biggest fear?
2) Does he have stuffed animals?
3) Does he ever wash his hair?
4) Who are his crushes?
5) What makes him happy?
6) Does he have any obsessions?
"Anything else?" I asked the group.
"I want to know why he makes fun of me." Lily said sounding a little
hurt.
"I want to know if he's ever kissed anybody," James suggested.
"I want to know the most embarrassing thing he's done!" Peter chipped in.
I wrote all that down. "Now one question remains," I said in a business
like tone. "Are we gonna want him to remember telling us everything. Or
do we want him to be oblivious to how we know everything?"
"I say make him have no clue. I think he'll get all paranoid it'll be
funny." Sirius said with glee.
"I agree," James said
"Me too," said Peter and Lily.
"OK the we'll cast a memory charm on him before the potion wears off. Now
during it for blackmail for later we need hard proof." I said. "I'll
bring my tape recorder."
"Your what?" James and Sirius asked.
Lily rolled her eyes in amusement. "Muggle thing it records everything to
say and it can play it later."
"Oh.." They said in unison.
"I'll bring along my Quick Quotes Quill." Sirius added. "Thanks for that
present James."
James smiled back at him.
"Looks like every thing's planned now I'll we have to do is wait." I
concluded.
Then everyone finally started actually started eating. ((It's breakfast
remember?))
* - ~ - *
The gang decided to split up after breakfast. Peter had to go to
"tutoring" and James and Lily were off doing lord-knows-what and Remus
and Sirius decided to go to the common room. Remus wanted to read and
Sirius wanted to paint.
Sirius loved to paint he usually paints in black and white. He loved
painting people. Especially Remus. But of course Remus doesn't know that.
When they were up in their room they got their things and headed down to
the common room. Remus sat down on his favorite couch and Sirius set up
his things by the fire near Remus couch.
Sirius knew what he wanted to paint. He had to do it discreetly or people
would notice ((His back was facing a bunch of 1st and 2nd years, meaning
if he wasn't careful they would see the painting.))
And Remus was reading a funny 'alternative' romance story ((For those who
don't get the 'alterative' part, it means a gay romance novel :D))
That Lily let him borrow. IT was pretty.. erm.. Interesting. And a tad
embarrassing. The guys just now realized they love each other, and they
kiss. Intimately. Very intimately. Kind of hard to ignore though. It
takes up half the page.
Sirius got his paints out and began to move them swiftly and gracefully
across the canvas. Beautiful strokes following in the brushes wake. A
mere idea at the time. No special, details would have to wait until
later. Slowly Remus' face was visible through the canvas. Beautiful!
Remus at this time was blushing profusely now. The kiss had lead to
more.. interesting things. Geeze, why does Lily have such a book?! He
thought about the part in the book he was currently reading:
~~ "Matt, you have no idea how much I've wanted this-needed this."
Ca-I mean--Meron said with eyes sparkling.
"Then show me." Matt said huskily. He pushed himself unto Matt and
kissed himself breathlessly, as if nothing else mattered.~~
Sirius was still working hard on his picture when he noticed Remus was
practically the shade of a rose. Then-
"Oooooooooooh.. Siri Wiri's got a CRUSH!!" Peeves crowed from behind him.
~~TBC~~
A/n: YAY! I managed a cliff hanger AND I finally finished! I can be so
freaking lazy sometimes.. sorry. No all the thanks I owe to reviewers:
Hedgie: Thanks for reading! I liked the Journal thing myself.
Emma Lupin: I assure you the prank is going to be a blast to read! We
found out funny things about Snape.
TidBits: **blushes** Aww. Thank you. That means a lot to me. I hope you
enjoyed this chapter.
Cless: I dedicate the part in the Remus' book to you Cam cam! That's for
throwing up!! For a guy who likes tATu, you sure don't like slash!
OnlyHaunted: Yes it is odd huh? I love being different! And of course I'm
gonna continue!
Silver-sparklze: Thanks for Reading and Reviewing!
Gypsy Lupin-Black: Thanks, I actually do planning on them getting
together soon.. Saying no more on that here!! The pranks going to be fun
to write. And one last thing. It was just a while ago I realized you are
one of my favorite authors!! I love your story ((It All Started With
Truth or Dare!)) You actually inspired some of this.
Phoenix Firefly: Thanks!! Pitavish= Pain in the @$$ voice in Sirius'
head ((It spells out Pitavish))
Evil Child: Thanks all the same.
Lunaris: I want the pixie and thanks!
Celestial Angel: I had no choice but to mention your fic DUH!!!!!! I want
Legolas dolly!
Shewhomustnotbenamed: I got the damned bunny! **shoots bunny in the
back** Anyway.. I'm not forcing Sirius to rape Remmy I'm sorry I just
would NOT be a good author if I did that! Keep reading you rock! Keep
writing dammit!
BTW all I'm going for the author title Song fic Queen. I need your help!
In order to do this I need 15 different reviews on my song fics and I get
a prize from a well-respected writer. ((plus I can put it on my
profile.)) I'm going to put out about 5 song fics out please review and
VOTE FOR ME! Thanks! I'll update soon this time I swear!!!!!
~^Azzie^~
PS: Caramel cheese cherries anyone?
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