This crazy little idea, which is interesting is from an anonymous reviewer named "DeathMaul11" and it might also seem like to mimic something from a cartoon that I thought was funny. Enjoy reading this guys.

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Fake Inspector dude."

(November 9. Blitz-O's Diner. Royal Woods, Michigan.)

The day here seems slow, and Blitzo is the only one here, and he is busy checking on some stuff around the place, since he is going to make sure this place is ready for when Thanksgiving shows up. Blitzo then double checks everything, but then the door is kicked open, by Velvet. "Blitz!"

The imp sighs. "Oh, for fucking to fuck hells sakes, Velvet. The sign said closed!"

"Yeah, I know. I know how to read, but hear this!" Velvet then throws Blitz to the register, and he hits the wall. "A Food/Health Inspector is coming to this restaurant! I overheard him talking when I was waiting at the bus stop."

Blitzo is confused, and he rubs his aching back. "What? Wait, why the fuck were you at the Bus Stop?"

"Huh? Oh, I was waiting for a prank moment" replied Velvet. "It worked, and I pie pranked one of Linc's friends. The Inspector will be coming here, today and chances he'll wanna try the food you have, and then have it..."

"Written down for everyone to fucking read! Holy shit!" said Blitzo in shock. "Alright, nobody panic. We just need to..." He then realizes. "Shit, the other cooks were given the day off. I'm fucking pinned here!"

"Hey, you got me and I am going to help" replied Velvet. "Free of charge..."

Blitzo doesn't seem amused and he knows that this overlord wants something in return for her help. "You want free spaghetti lunch don't you?"

"You know me all too well, imp." Velvet then boops his nose. The door opens, and the duo see the man, the man who is a Food/Health Inspector. "Yup, that is the very same dude from the bus stop."

Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald. Wow that us one fucking long name. He has black neatly combed hair, a blue suit and pants, and black shoes and he has a briefcase and clipboard. This guy looks legit.

"Yeah, that guy is legit" replied Blitzo, and so he goes over to talk to the man, while Velvet heads into the kitchen to get everything else ready. "Hey there, sir. My name is Blitzo, the O is silent, and welcome to Blitz-O's Diner named right after me."

Rolland is not amused. "Yeah, I am aware. Now, I will be seating now." the man finds a good seat and he looks around the place, and then he is handed the menu.

"So, what will it be sir? Though, I do have something to recommend..."

The man closes the menu, and then Rolland speaks. "As a food and health inspector, I shall take one of everything to see how each one tastes and the quality and quantity. This restaurant has a good ambience and standards, but the taste is to be noted. If that isn't too much trouble."

Blitzo is surprised. "Wow. I mean, wow. Alrighty them, you sit there and be beautiful and I will be back." Blitzo then goes into the kitchen, he grabs his chef's hat, and Velvet asks.

"So, what did fancy guy order?"

Blitzo then turns his head to her, with a stern look. "One of fucking everything."

Velvet is surprised. "Wow. We're gonna be a while..."

(Later.)

The man known as Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald is still waiting, and then he checks the time. But then the doors open, and he sees Blitzo and Velvet, with the trolleys filled with plates of food. "And there we go, one of everything." they place the plates onto the large table, and the man is baffled by all of this food.

Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald chuckles seeing all of this food. "Huh, this does match the menu. This is way more impressive than Jean-Juan's." Velvet then pours him a glass of water.

Blitzo looks nervous and then he asks the man. "So, anything else ya need, sir?"

"No need. Let me handle this in peace." The man has a pen, and he turns it on and it turns into a fork, and so Blitzo and Velvet take their leave, but they watch him from behind the counter, and are hoping he likes all the food.

(One of everything on the menu later!)

The health/food inspector, Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald is full. He burps and then he drinks his water. "Wow, now this stuff is good and everyone else was right about this place."

Blitzo then goes over and he asks. "So, is that about all you wanted to try or something? Did we do good?" He then pours the man another glass of water.

The man then speaks. "Everything seems fine, but there is one thing I would like to try and I am aware that it would take long to make. The Deep Magma Sea Kraken Stew, if I can try that then I am done here."

Blitzo nods. "I'll go and check on it." Blitzo then heads into the kitchen, and he kicks the door open. "Tell me that thing is ready!"

He sees Velvet is done plating. "There, done. Allow me to serve this to the fancy guy with the briefcase." she then takes her leave, and Blitzo feels relieved to see this go down well, and his restaurant will be alright and a bright future. But then the TV turns on in the kitchen and he sees what is on the news.

"This is Katherine Mulligan reporting live. Breaking news, a man dressed as a Health/Food Inspector has been reported to have been seen within the town of Royal Woods, and sources say that he goes to restaurants and he seeks out free food, without paying."

Blitzo is deep in thought from this and then he recalls this guy who came in, and inside his head, he's angry. 'F-Free... Food?!' You can see it in his eyes, a nuclear bomb has gone off, and his teeth are now razor sharp, and he grabs a weapon that he keeps under the sink.

Outside, Velvet serves the man the food, and Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald, and he looks excited seeing this. "Dang, now this does look good. My compliments to the chef who made this."

Velvet snickers. "Why thank you sir, sorry it took too long. There is a lot of reasons why this needed some time, because..."

"AAAAAAAAAARGH!" Blitzo strikes the man with the baseball bat, and Rolland Parker Johnson Ryan Oswald is knocked out. "This is what you fucking get for trying to get free food from my building!"

Velvet is baffled seeing this. "What the fuck shit are you doing Blitzo?!"

"What does it fucking look like?!" yelled Blitzo. "This mother fucking asshole is a god damn fucking faker! The news said..."

Velvet then yells back. "What the fuck do you think I was doing?!"

Blitzo is confused. "Huh?"

Velvet then explains. "The dish is poisoned. I found out about who this asshole is when I was on my phone, and waiting for the stew, and while you were talking to him. The internet has the news way before TV news gets it. I spiked the stew with some toxin to kill this asshole for free food."

"Huh, oh." They then back away and look to the unconscious man and then Blitzo speaks. "Well, this asshole is still alive. Let's shove this stew inside his mouth and..."

The TV turns on where they are and then Velvet asks. "What the fuck is with TV's turning on by themselves lately?" They then see what is on the news.

"This is Katherine Mulligan with breaking news. The man known as the Fake Health/Food Inspector has been caught and arrested, and so if someone walks into your eatery and doesn't look like this guy, then that man is legit and real."

Blitzo and Velvet go wide eyed, and they scream. Blitzo closes all the windows, and he marks closed on the door. "This is fucking bad! We have to do something, this man could wake up and blame us for this..." Velvet then goes over and she slaps him five times.

"Pull yourself together you asshole! We can handle this, nobody needs to know what happened here. We can lock this guy up somewhere, and then deal with him later. Got it?"

Blitzo then calms down. "Alright, okay got it..." Then Velvet slaps him. "Would you fucking stop that?!"

(Later.)

We see Blitzo and Velvet bring the man to the walk0in freezer. "This should keep this guy knocked out and away from anyone else. We do not want other to fucking know that we just..."

Then the door to the back opens, and coming in is Loona and Officer Schoffner. "Blitz, the news said something about..." They then see Velvet and Blitzo carrying a man to the walk-in freezer, and they remain silent and just look to each other, and then Loona asks. "Ummm, what the fuck is this shit?"

Blitzo and Velvet both look nervous and a little scared, and so the duo drop the man and then they point fingers to each other. They then start making excuses and yell out "He/She Did it!"

"Did what?" Officer Schoffner then sees the man, and then she cuffs him. "You caught the partner of the fake Health/Food Inspector. Now they can both be locked up for their crimes, and I can only guess you guys let him eat one of everything here."

Blitzo and Velvet remain silent. "Wait, what?"

Loona then explains. "I was the one who found out about the fake health and food inspector. The first one was caught at the Aloha Comrade, and when they brought him to the station, he confessed about his brother, and so we went everywhere to look for him. News of the other one would come later, but apparently you guys took care of him."

Blitzo and Velvet look nervous and then they play it cool. "Yeah, yeah we did."

"Well, this guy is gonna be locked up for a long, long time." Officer Schoffner then drags the unconscious man away, and into her squad car, and they watch her leave, then Loona looks towards Velvet and Blitzo and she can tell that something fucked up happened. "What the fuck happened?"

Blitzo and Velvet have a lot to explain.

"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"

A/N: Thank you again towards "DeathMaul11" for this, I kinda enjoyed making this and improvised since you didn't have a concept for this. So, I improvised. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 8/31/22.