Disclaimer: I'm eating a nummy ice cream float, but I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho

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Okay, I got the idea for this chapter from Munkey-Woman's review about how bible camps are like worse than occults, lol. Beware of the steaminess of this chapter! Even though this story takes place in the summer here is the Halloween special! It sidetracks from the main plot but I'll get to Kurama and Hiei's relationship very soon!

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"I wonder where that Ash goes off at night.... he's always sneaking off." stated Yusuke suspiciously.

"Well just be glad he isn't bothering us." Kurama said lying on his bed fully awake but too lazy to get up and get ready for the day.

"And what I say to that is, let's get some breakfast!" Kuwabara started, "I'm hungry and that counselor person hasn't called everyone out for breakfast yet!"

"Sounds good." Yusuke replied.

Yusuke and Kuwabara left still in their pajamas and just put shoes on. Kurama got out of bed and did the same thing, just putting shoes on; he needed to take a shower today. He looked at Hiei who was on his side facing the wall. He was curled up without any covers on, just lying there with his black clothing on. Kurama looked at his painting he hanged up near the bunk bed that he painted a couple days ago. Hiei's statue stood in between the bunk bed and the wall to hide it a bit.

"Hiei... Hiei are you asleep?" Kurama asked grabbing Hiei's shoulder. He gently pushed on it a couple of times but Hiei didn't respond back. "Hiei, it's time to wake up, lets get breakfast before there is a long line and we have to wait."

Kurama nudged on Hiei's shoulder a couple more times and Hiei finally woke up jumping on Kurama. Kurama fell to the floor and Hiei on top of him. Kurama was a little shocked that Hiei jumped on him and was pretty much laying on him but he enjoyed it.

"Oh.. It's you fox..." Hiei grunted getting off Kurama.

"I didn't mean to startle you." Kurama replied getting up.

"Hn. I was asleep, you woke me up!" Hiei growled.

"I'm sorry." Kurama sighed. "Well I'm going outside to get in line for breakfast with the rest of the group, want me to wait?" asked Kurama.

"Leave, I don't need you waiting on me." Hiei murmured. He sat back down on his bed and grumbled, "I'll be here for a moment, go away."

"Alright, I'll get you a plate if you late alright." Kurama suggested. He yawned and then stretched his arms out then walked out to Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko.

Hiei sat there looking around and then laid down back on his still warm bed.

"What happened to half pint?" Kuwabara asked Kurama who just joined them in line.

"Oh he said he was going to be in the cabin for a while." Kurama said.

"He better not be looking at my magazines!" Kuwabara yelled and started to walk back to the cabin.

"Like you have anything he'd be interested in." yelled Yusuke back at Kuwabara.

"He wouldn't waste his time on such trivial things." Kurama voiced.

"Yeah... I guess your right." Kuwabara agreed going back in line.

Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko waited in line. None of the food was out yet but they had made it in the very beginning of line, only a handful of kids were in front of them. Hiei finally walked out of the cabin smelling the fresh morning air. He began walking over to the cafeteria to meet up with the rest of their group. He saw all the kids gathering in line as the announcement for breakfast finished over the intercom. He slowly walked over to Kurama who was talking to Keiko about roses. Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at him in a weird way, almost in terror.

"Hey." said Yusuke staring at Hiei weirdly.

Turning around, Kurama saw Hiei and said, "Hello Hiei!!! I.. I didn't expect you to wear that." He was happy that Hiei was wearing the shirt he gave him. He thought that Hiei must have considered him a friend.

"That looks good on you Hiei." uttered Keiko.

"Thanks." whispered Kurama at Hiei for wearing the shirt.

"Hn..." grunted Hiei.

"Yeah, yeah, lets get our breakfast the cooks are bringing out the food now." Kuwabara interrupted grabbing a tray for everyone but Kurama and Hiei. Kurama had already grabbed a tray for Hiei and himself. On the breakfast menu was scrabbled eggs, over-easy eggs, omelets and bacon or sausage. It looked inviting for everyone, the steam coming off the hot eggs, bacon and sausage. Another cook took out a large container filled with milk, orange juice and apple juice. Everyone grabbed their food and found a good table to sit at.

After ten minutes or so, Orville walked over to Kurama and Hiei and pronounced, "We're supposed to be eating together as a team! Team Chef Boyardee!"

"Uh huh... I'm sorry," Kurama started looking at the child, "We don't have to, and this isn't exactly a activity."

"Everything here is a activity! We should even be sharing bunks together! I'm going to talk to the counselors about that." yelled Orville.

"Just shut up and eat your breakfast somewhere else kid." blurted Yusuke.

"Yeah little one." Kuwabara insisted helping his friend.

"Great one Kuwabara." said Yusuke sarcastically.

After they finished their breakfast, dumped their trash in the trash bin and put their trays up, they started to walk around because children who just sat there already took their table away. They decided to walk to their cabin and wait for what was to come this day. Upon getting to their cabin Boton ran over to the group almost colliding into everyone. Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko all fell to the ground seeing Boton right in front of them. (Anime style fall)

"Howdy duty guys!" voiced a happy Boton.

"What do you think your doing here?" asked Yusuke getting up from the ground.

"Oh you know... OH you don't. I see you didn't tell them." Boton spoke looking at Kurama and Hiei.

"You guys knew she was here and didn't tell us!" scolded Kuwabara!

"As a counselor I can not permit any form of fight," Boton took out her guide book from her pocket and continued, "Section ninety, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine point nine, this guide book says that if any fighting occurs on in the vicinity of the camp grounds that you will be judged and prosecuted and blah blah blah! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" yelled Boton.

"So why are you here?" Yusuke asked again.

"I told Koenma that you guys and Keiko were going to a summer camp so Koenma told me to watch you guys and call you if he needed your services, if there was a case or something..." Boton mumbled waving her hand up and down.

"Really now, hmmm...." Kuwabara started but was interrupted by Boton.

"Actually, he never told me that!"

"Then perhaps you'd like to tell us why your really here." gently spoke Kurama.

"Well, I felt a little left out." Boton said throwing her arms out to show how much she felt left out.

"I see." Yusuke replied.

"Well I got to do stuff since I'm a bouncer at this camp... what a funny little place you go to every year Kurama." Boton said running off.

"I don't go here every year." yelled Kurama. "Plus your a counselor not a... oh what's the use."

"Today is a full church service all day! Come to the church all campers and be prepared to do some AWSOME praying to that heavenly Jesus so high in the sky looking down on us! Pray to the lord, PRAY!" yelled a counselor a little too over excited on the intercom.

"WHAT?" yelled everyone looking at each other.

Eight o'clock at night came. Yusuke walked Keiko to her cabin and then they kissed. He waited til she went inside and when she opened the door, a bunch of girls started to awe at her. Once she was inside, he ran over to catch up with the guys to walk to their cabin. The walked to their cabin and inside it, Ash lay on his bed welcoming everyone. Everyone wondered how he got to the cabin before everyone else did. The four guys said their hellos to the practically known stranger they bunked with.

"Well I'm going to be taking a nice shower, so I'll see you guys later." said Kurama grabbing a smaller bag, towel and clothing from his duffle bag.

"Thankfully, I already took mine today!" Yusuke replied.

"I'm heading there too!" Kuwabara muttered grabbing his stuff as well.

"Don't drop the soap Kuwabara!" yelled Yusuke laughing hysterically.

"God doesn't like those kind of foul and crude jokes mister Yusuke!" screamed Ash staring coldly at him.

"Hiei are you going to be taking a bath as well?" Kurama asked.

"Hn." Hiei grunted back.

"Well I'll see you guys later." Yusuke said grabbing a CD player from his duffle bag.

Kurama and Kuwabara left the cabin with Hiei following them. They were off to take their showers. Yusuke was left along with Ash who was staring at him. He just popped in one of his favorite CDs in to his CD player, which was Twins and jammed out to their music. He ignored Ash who was still staring at him but put a magazine in front of his face to ignore Yusuke who was now singing out loudly. Ash was reading a magazine called How to successfully resurrect Jesus by using evil for dummies and turned his back on Yusuke.

"I'm an instrument of Jesus!" cried Ash still reading the magazine. Yusuke just kept ignoring him...

At the men's bathroom, Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara were alone at the shower area. There were eight stalls to go to and each one took different ones. Hiei took off his shirt showing his bare chest and gave it back to Kurama; then he preceded into his stall clothing the door and throwing his pants off at Kurama. It flew into his face, so he took it off his head and put it down on a bench. Kurama ran into his own stall because he started to get excited that Hiei was naked and in the next stall, he took his cloths off and turned the water on. Steam began to fill the room up as the three men took their showers and Kurama forgot at first that he had bought extra shampoo and soap for Hiei. So Kurama slipped hair shampoo, face and body soap to Hiei who didn't have any. Kurama finished first and dried off and came out to get dressed; Hiei and Kuwabara weren't finished yet and no one was around so he took the towel off and dressed.

"You'll die for your sins!" whispered a voice from some where in the room.

Kurama looked around but didn't see anyone there, nor could he really see since all the steam was covering the air. "Kuwabara, Hiei did you say something just then?" asked Kurama but no response was given. He walked around to see if someone was there but no one was. Again he heard the same voice, Kurama couldn't quiet tell what it was saying.

He brushed it off thinking he was hearing things and he went to brush his teeth. Hiei finished and walked out of the stall and grabbed for his pants but nothing was there, it was missing. Kurama had left a towel out for Hiei so he wrapped it around his waist.

Walking over to Kurama, Hiei grunted, "Where is my pants? What did you do to it?"

"I put them in the bench." Kurama stuttered looking at Hiei only dressed with a towel. "Here is another shirt for you to wear, until I clean your black sweater and the shirt I gave you."

"Hn." Hiei growled going back to the shower room, he looked at the benches but his pants weren't there, so he walked back to Kurama. "You fool, it isn't there!" Hiei yelled.

"But I put them there!" Kurama replied walking over to the bench to find that it was missing. "Kuwabara did you take Hiei's pants?

There was no response; steam came from his stall and the sound of running water. Kurama then knocked on the door, "Did you take his pants?" yelled Kurama.

"Huh... NO why would I want pants I couldn't fit in!" Kurama yelled back.

The two looked for it some more and couldn't find it so they left the building to go back to the cabin. Hiei wore a red shirt and a towel on his waist while Kurama was fully dressed in his pajamas.

"What are you doing in a towel?" Yusuke laughed.

"Someone stole his pants. Here, let me get you a pair of mine, it'll be baggy on you but at least you'll have something to wear." spoke Kurama going into his bag. Ash took his face from his magazine and looked at the two men and then continued back on his magazine. "Here you go I hope you don't mind the design of rubber duckys on them."

"Whatever." Hiei growled as he started to let loose his towel, Kurama ran in front of him with his towel to block him from dropping the towel on the ground showing him half naked.

"Hiei, you can't just get dressed like that in front of people!" proclaimed Kurama.

"Dude, please don't do that!" Yusuke yelled.

Hiei didn't think of his privacy or anything, just putting the pants on. He felt very happy that Kurama felt the need to protect him. Hiei put on the pajamas that were a little too baggy on him because they were too long for him.

"Feel better?" Kurama asked as Hiei put his hand on the towel for Kurama to put away.

He just went on his bed and lay there. Yusuke took his earphones off and asked, "Where is Kuwabara?"

"He is still taking a shower that I know of." Kurama replied getting on to his bunk.

"Well, anyways we should get some Zs so I'm turning the light off!" said Yusuke jumping off his bunk. He turned the lights off and jumped back in bed and put his earphone back on. He was listening to Ogata Megumi. (hehehehe)

It was a while since Yusuke turned the lights off; Kurama, Hiei and Yusuke lay in their beds awake. Ash slowly got up looking around and got up thinking everyone was asleep. He took baby steps out of the cabin and ran off.

"There he goes! Let's follow him." whispered Yusuke.

"Alright, but Kuwabara still isn't here." Kurama said getting out of bed.

"Oh well, let's go."

Hiei got out of bed too and followed the two who were following Ash. Ash was running toward the main office for the camp but every now and then he'd look around suspiciously and then go tree-to-tree trying to hide his every move. As they followed him they saw Kuwabara sitting by the lake. They ran over to him really fast.

"Hey, what are your doing, that kid left, come on." Yusuke whispered.

"Yukina loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not..." continued Kuwabara picking petals from a flower. "I miss her Urimeshi!"

"Now isn't the time to be mopping about that! Are you coming to follow this kid or what?" Yusuke whispered.

The four of them slowly made it to the main office of the campgrounds. They walked up the stairs and looked into the windows, no one was there, and it was completely dark inside. Kurama reached for the door but it was left open. Each one walking into the building, looking around they'd try not to stumble on anything. Kuwabara found a door in the back of the little building and opened it, there was light coming from it and there were stairs leading down. So the four men followed the path to find their bunkmate.

Chanting was being spoken from down below. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei walked slowly down each step trying not to make any noise. Ash's voice could be heard and then others repeating what he said. They were in the basement of the main office. There were barrels inside, boxes of paperwork, stacks of bibles on many of the shelves and crossed galore. Kuwabara walked behind a barrel and hit it by accident and Ash heard it.

"WHO DARES COME IN HERE? Roared Ash.

Hiei jumped out in his rubber ducky pajamas and tried striking the kid but went through him. Kurama grabbed his rose from his hair to bring out his rose whip! He tried whipping at the kid but it just fazed through him.

"AH HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!" Ash screamed in laughter.

"He must be a ghost!" said Yusuke.

"GET THEM!" cried Ash at his minions.

Kuwabara's spirit sword was in his hands and slash at the kid but again the same result happened; it didn't touch the kid. Yusuke didn't want to try to blast it to kingdom come because he'd destroy the whole place so he couldn't do much except for find a solution. He started to look around for anything that could hurt the kid. Another ghost floated over and flung him across the room by pushing Yusuke. A different ghost had made one of the bookcases fall on Kuwabara covering him in bibles.

"AHHH!" yelled Kuwabara.

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR ACCULT OF GOD! OUR EVIL, IT'LL COVER THE EARTH WITH HIS LOVE!" screamed Ash and his minions. Soon all four men were thrown across the room far away from each ghost. They started chanting again about serving Jesus in their evil ways, to spread word about him through evil ways. You could say their intentions were good but they were just evil. Hiei noticed his missing pants on an altar with three other objects. A CD of Yusuke's, the same exact one he was listening to when Ash was staring at him; Kuwabara's magazine and one of Kurama's white shirts. "WE CALL YOU JESUS, DO OUR BIDDINGS! KILL THESE FOOLS!!!"

A bright and blinding white light appeared. A little orb lay on the middle of the altar from what Hiei noticed and he went for it. Fist covered in flame, Hiei threw his arm down smashing it up! The force from destroying it pushed him back and he fell on Kurama. Hiei lifted himself off Kurama by a few inches and stared into his eyes. Kurama had his hand on Hiei's back; they just stared into each other's eyes. Hiei got off of him and looked back at the ghosts giving them the death stare.

"NOOO, THIS CAN'T BE!!!!" bellowed Ash as he started to dissipate into nothing. His minions already disappeared. A light figure stood upon the altar with his hands out in the air, he was smiling and then gave two big thumbs up at Hiei. Kuwabara noticed another orb and ran over to the figure and with his spirit sword destroyed it too. Ash had turned into nothing and the bright scary figure imploded into a small little orb and then blew up. Everyone looked relieved, and Hiei was really happy to have gotten some fighting done on this trip.

"So he was a ghost." said Kuwabara looking at his surrounds.

"We should leave before we get caught." Kurama spoke.

"Y-Yeah, who would of thought we were bunking with a ghost, you'd think we would have sensed it." Yusuke spoke aloud wondering.

"Should we clean this mess up?" Kuwabara asked putting up the bookcase.

"It's not our mess to clean up." Hiei said. As they began to leave a part of the wall fell showing seven skeletons scattered around a small chamber. They left the building with their missing belongings in hands back to their cabin to get a good night sleep.

"Why do you think he was doing that?" asked Kuwabara.

"Well I don't know but he was using evil forces to call upon whatever that white glowing figure was." replied Kurama.

"Wow, this is a messed up place, to think an evil occult worshiping Jesus and I thought they called this a summer bible camp!" uttered Kuwabara.

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diamonddustx: That was a little weird(alright too weird, but weird is good) I admit but it was the Halloween chapter, hehe. I hope you enjoyed this chapter nonetheless. Please don't forget to review! Soon I would like reader participation, got a camp idea for the gang to go through, and then tell me and I'll integrate it in the story! (Please keep them clean and nothing dealing with Hiei and Kurama's relationship as I have what is to come for them all planned out!)