Anime Discussions.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this shit.
YamiNeo: You own me.
Neostorm2003: Oh yeah. I own THAT shit.
YamiNeo: Fuck you, asshole.
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Yu Yu Hakusho: Welcome to...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Yu Yu Hakusho: That's right. I'm Yu Yu Hakusho, your host for this evening. Every chappie, a new host takes over. At the end of the show, you viewers will get to vote for the next host out of the selected four. Now, lets pick a topic to discuss.
Random Audience Dude: The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids!
Yu Yu Hakusho: Okay! The topic is, "The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids."
Seto Kaiba: I really don't think cheese has any connection to hemorrhoids unless you shove it up you ass.
Sailor Moon: That is not cool.
Cardcaptor Sakura: I think there is stuff in cheese that makes you poo a lot. This may cause hemorrhoids. Right?
Yu Yu Hakusho: We don't know, hence the purpose of "discussion."
Inuyasha: Cheese is good. How could such a delicious product cause such a painful side effect?
Goku: Oh, thank you. Now I'm hungry!
Vegeta: Shut up, Kakarot!
Gohan: My dad can kick your dad's ass, any day!
Trunks: Nuh-uh! My dad will go Super Saiyan on your dads ass!
Gohan: So will mine!
Yu Yu Hakusho: This is going a tad bit off the subject. Anyway, let me steer you back on track. I can kick all your asses, so shut up. The topic is, "The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids."
Yami: There is cheese in my puzzle!
Babadi: How did that get there?
Marikoh: (shrugs)
Yugo, the Wolf: I'm lactose intolerant.
Uriko, the Half-Beast: I like cheese!
Bakuryu: the Mole: I think cheese leads to constipation.
Everyone: O.O
Bakuryu, the Mole: Maybe not?
Chi Chi: Goku! You ate Gohan!
Goku: I know! Rice is good!
Chi Chi: -_- Good job, carrot boy.
Goku: ?
Ash Ketchem: Pikachu is allergic to dairy.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Yu Yu Hakusho: You mean he's lactose intolerant?
Ash: No, he's just allergic.
Yu Yu Hakusho: -_-;
Tenchi Muyo: Ryoko, get off me!
Ryoko: But Tenchi...
Tenchi: What if Aeka sees you?
Aeka: (growls at Ryoko) Back off, hussy!
Ryoko: Get lost, dipshit!
Aeka: (graps Tenchi's arm) He's mine!
Ryoko: (grabs other arm) Get your own!
Ryoko and Aeka have a painful tug-o-war over Tenchi.
Tenchi: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Trowa: You guys are an embarrassment to anime.
Isis: I've got a wedgie from this annoying fuckin' thong!
Kaiba: O.O My want a piece of Isis booty!
Marik: (slaps Kaiba) Leave my sister alone!
Joey: (slaps Tristan) Leave my sister alone!
Washu: What about the discussion?
Keyone: Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: What?!
Keyone: Stop groping my breasts!
Mihoshi: Sorry...
Yu Yu Hakusho: Okay, I don't think we are going to get far on this subject. We'll try again next time. Until then, good night! (all characters wave to camera)
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Time to Vote!
Vote for the next host of our show!
First Candidate: Majin Vegeta: I want to be the host so I can make everyone do as I say. Kakarot must...DIE!
Second Candidate: Togepi: Toki, toki, prii!
Third Candidate: Sailor Mercury: With the shows money and my smarts, we could go along way!
Final Candidate: ME! Neostorm2003!: I made this story, vote for me! Or I'll cut the funding to the show! MWAHAHAHAHA! (just kidding)
Okay! Vote for the next host for the show!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this shit.
YamiNeo: You own me.
Neostorm2003: Oh yeah. I own THAT shit.
YamiNeo: Fuck you, asshole.
*******************************************
Yu Yu Hakusho: Welcome to...
Audience: ANIME DISCUSSIONS!
Yu Yu Hakusho: That's right. I'm Yu Yu Hakusho, your host for this evening. Every chappie, a new host takes over. At the end of the show, you viewers will get to vote for the next host out of the selected four. Now, lets pick a topic to discuss.
Random Audience Dude: The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids!
Yu Yu Hakusho: Okay! The topic is, "The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids."
Seto Kaiba: I really don't think cheese has any connection to hemorrhoids unless you shove it up you ass.
Sailor Moon: That is not cool.
Cardcaptor Sakura: I think there is stuff in cheese that makes you poo a lot. This may cause hemorrhoids. Right?
Yu Yu Hakusho: We don't know, hence the purpose of "discussion."
Inuyasha: Cheese is good. How could such a delicious product cause such a painful side effect?
Goku: Oh, thank you. Now I'm hungry!
Vegeta: Shut up, Kakarot!
Gohan: My dad can kick your dad's ass, any day!
Trunks: Nuh-uh! My dad will go Super Saiyan on your dads ass!
Gohan: So will mine!
Yu Yu Hakusho: This is going a tad bit off the subject. Anyway, let me steer you back on track. I can kick all your asses, so shut up. The topic is, "The connection between cheese and hemorrhoids."
Yami: There is cheese in my puzzle!
Babadi: How did that get there?
Marikoh: (shrugs)
Yugo, the Wolf: I'm lactose intolerant.
Uriko, the Half-Beast: I like cheese!
Bakuryu: the Mole: I think cheese leads to constipation.
Everyone: O.O
Bakuryu, the Mole: Maybe not?
Chi Chi: Goku! You ate Gohan!
Goku: I know! Rice is good!
Chi Chi: -_- Good job, carrot boy.
Goku: ?
Ash Ketchem: Pikachu is allergic to dairy.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Yu Yu Hakusho: You mean he's lactose intolerant?
Ash: No, he's just allergic.
Yu Yu Hakusho: -_-;
Tenchi Muyo: Ryoko, get off me!
Ryoko: But Tenchi...
Tenchi: What if Aeka sees you?
Aeka: (growls at Ryoko) Back off, hussy!
Ryoko: Get lost, dipshit!
Aeka: (graps Tenchi's arm) He's mine!
Ryoko: (grabs other arm) Get your own!
Ryoko and Aeka have a painful tug-o-war over Tenchi.
Tenchi: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Trowa: You guys are an embarrassment to anime.
Isis: I've got a wedgie from this annoying fuckin' thong!
Kaiba: O.O My want a piece of Isis booty!
Marik: (slaps Kaiba) Leave my sister alone!
Joey: (slaps Tristan) Leave my sister alone!
Washu: What about the discussion?
Keyone: Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: What?!
Keyone: Stop groping my breasts!
Mihoshi: Sorry...
Yu Yu Hakusho: Okay, I don't think we are going to get far on this subject. We'll try again next time. Until then, good night! (all characters wave to camera)
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Time to Vote!
Vote for the next host of our show!
First Candidate: Majin Vegeta: I want to be the host so I can make everyone do as I say. Kakarot must...DIE!
Second Candidate: Togepi: Toki, toki, prii!
Third Candidate: Sailor Mercury: With the shows money and my smarts, we could go along way!
Final Candidate: ME! Neostorm2003!: I made this story, vote for me! Or I'll cut the funding to the show! MWAHAHAHAHA! (just kidding)
Okay! Vote for the next host for the show!