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It was morning and Ash woke up from his well-rested slumber. He pushed the covers off him, yawned and stretched his whole body while lying on the bed. Even though he was awake he struggled to get out of bed, for him it felt like he didn't sleep enough though he did. He rubbed his eyes, slipped his feet in his brown slippers and got up. Ash looked over to the direction of Hiei and Kurama's bunk, Kurama was sleeping on the top while Hiei was on the bottom bunk. Ash noticed that clothing had been thrown around on the floor and underwear was hanging on Hiei's deformed creation that he thought looked like a mushroom. He took a few steps over near closer to the bunk to examine exactly who's clothing they were from. Hiei turned around facing toward Ash but asleep. Ash jumped back a bit afraid that he was awake and he jumped back into the other bunk hitting his head on the metal. He made a ninety degree turn shocked if he had woken up Yusuke or Kuwabara but they where not there.
He sighed in relief and decided to grab some clothing and take a shower. As he left he looked back at the two sleeping men suspiciously and turned his head back leaving the cabin. He let the door slam shut and the noise woke Hiei up. His crimson red eyes opened widely looking at the open door. The day was sunny as ever and the sky was clear from what he could see. He rolled over on his back staring at the bed above him. He could see the springs holding the dirty looking white mattress hovering over him. There was a little movement coming from it, maybe Kurama was asleep thought Hiei. He got up sitting on the bed and the covers fell off his chest. He slide his legs over to the side of the bed, his feet on the wooden floor. He stretched his arms and got up, he completely forgot he was naked. He looked down and then in shock he leaped to the other side of the bunk where his statue of a rose was. He grabbed all his clothes and got dressed. When he was done he got up pretending like nothing happened with leaping across the bunk to get dressed.
Hiei looked up trying to see if Kurama was awake or asleep. Kurama was still asleep. He was facing the wall and Hiei stepped onto his bed to get a good look at Kurama. He was so peaceful sleeping there but he looked uncomfortable also. Maybe his bed wasn't as great as Hiei's bed.
"Kurama, it's morning." said Hiei looking at Kurama.
He was very asleep so Hiei decided to put his hand on Kurama's should and nudge it to wake him up. He did so twice and Kurama wouldn't wake up. Outside, the announcement for breakfast was heard and Hiei got antsy because they had to be out there soon. He noticed the Kuwabara and Yusuke were gone also; maybe they were gone all night. "Kurama it's breakfast time, if we don't get out there soon we'll have to eat dirty pancakes or something horrible." growled Hiei.
"Mmmmhm... I don't wanna get up." whispered Kurama still half asleep. He opened his eyes and there was Hiei, his crimson eyes gazing back at him. "Hi Hiei." yawned Kurama happily.
"Like I said it is breakfast." Hiei grunted.
"Is there something wrong Hiei?" Kurama asked getting up
"No, why would you think there is something wrong with me?" asked Hiei back.
"Just the tone in you voice."
"Don't forget your clothing..." Hiei smirked handing him a pile of clothing for yesterday. Kurama waved no to Hiei and jumped out of bed unclothed. Hiei was shocked that Kurama would do such a thing so he ran over to the door and shut it pushing his back on it hard in relief that no one saw. When he looked back, Kurama was already half dressed, wearing briefs and another button up shirt with white and blue strips on it. Kurama grabbed a pair of kaki pants from his bag and put them on following socks and shoes. When he was done he looked at Hiei and handed him so clean clothing since he was wearing the cloths from yesterday.
Hiei looked at the clothing disgusted. A white shirt is something he didn't want to wear but the pants were black so he took them immediately. After Hiei got dressed, he felt a little stupid but Kurama wrapped his arms around him and kissed him good morning. They walked out to the cafeteria to find Yusuke and the others. Boton was sitting with them dressed normally instead of the counselor uniforms. There were two plates that had food on it, Keiko grabbed them food also since they were late.
"Hey sleepy heads!" laughed Keiko.
"Thanks for getting us plates." Kurama said smiling.
"They're not your plates, they're mine!" Boton joked around but with a serious tone.
"Do I have to shove those waffles up your nose and then poke your eyes out with piece of bread?" Hiei said in Boton's head.
"AHHH!" I was joking, seriously, they're yours!" Boton screamed.
"So what brings you here sitting with us?" asked Kurama.
"She got caught, Counselor Yoshihiro found out she doesn't like work here." Kuwabara said.
"Really now." laughed Kurama. "So then why are you still here?"
"Oh you know, I'm disguising myself as a kid! All I had to do was hogtie this little girl in her cabin and take her identity." Boton uttered.
"What!" screamed Keiko and Kuwabara shocked.
"It's not like I stole from her, raped her, killed her and then dumped the body in the office closet." joked Boton laughing.
"Can you believe we've been here for a little over two weeks? It hasn't been that bad." Yusuke said.
"The bible part was horrible, I miss Yukina!" Kuwabara cried putting his face on his waffles as if they were napkins.
When breakfast was done, everyone was getting back into his or her groups. It was confessional day, team-by-team went into the church and one by one went in a little room to confess their sins to the priest. Team Coin Jar was first to go in and Team Fried Rice was next. Team Q-Tip was next after the other two teams and Hiei and Kurama's team was to be one of the last teams to go. While waiting, kids went to the stage to play more games and to sing while some kids went to the lake to swim. Some did activities with counselors. Hiei and Kurama went back to the cabin to relax.
Hiei walked in, holding the door for Kurama to grab and he closed the door. Hiei almost tripped on Yusuke's CD player and its holder so he grabbed it and started to look at the contents inside. When he found nothing of use for him he threw it behind him, Kurama was folding some clothing that he hanged the day before. Kurama stopped and stepped over to Hiei start kissing him. He put his hand on Hiei's cheek and he kissed Hiei's forehead, moving to his nose and finally his lips. Hiei, unlike him started giggling with what Kurama was doing. Kurama started to play with Hiei's hair and Hiei loved the attention he was getting. Kurama started to take Hiei's shirt off and successfully did.
As Hiei and Kurama were kissing, the door slightly opened. Ash was looking down at the ground and then looked up. He was appalled at the sight he saw, Hiei and Kurama kissing and touching each other. He slapped his hand over his mouth to stop him from making any noise. His suspicious earlier this morning was correct, he was sickened. He slowly reopened the door not making a peep and closed the door having his back push the screen door open. As the door closed and he was outside, kids playing and having a good time not knowing what was going on in his cabin he walked forward about twenty feet horrified at the thing he saw. He looked around and screamed as if someone was killing him. All the kids strangely looked at him but then went back to their business. Ash ran around the campground to go to the main office to find the main counselor.
The top counselor was Counselor Yoshihiro and he was at the main office, in his office. He was filing some paperwork while talking to someone very important to him over the phone. As he was talking to the person, he got up from his chair and started cleaning his office a little bit to make it looked cleaner than it was. Soon there was a knock on the door and Ash slightly opened it popping his head inside the office. Yoshihiro saw the kid coming in his office and sitting down on the chair across from him; he had a frightened and traumatized face on. The counselor said a few things in the phone before getting off to talk to Ash.
"Hello son, is there something a matter?" asked Yoshihiro looking concerned.
Ash was huffing and puffing from running as fast as he could over to the office. "Yes, there is SOMETHING majorly wrong that isn't awesome!" screamed Ash still out of breath.
"Just tell me and I'll try to help you." kindly said Counselor Yoshihiro.
"I've been scared for life!"
"Oh my god! Is there an emergency?" asked Yoshihiro.
"YES!" screamed Ash.
"Should I call 911?"
"NO THE PRESIDENT!"
Yoshihiro walked over to his mini refrigerator and took a botle of water out and gave it to Ash to drink so he'd be able to tell him what happened. After taking a couple of gulps of water, Ash voiced, "I went into my cabin and.... and..."
"There is a bear in your cabin!"
"NO! This two bunk mates of mine are having sex!!!" yelled Ash. His voiced echoed out into the hallway and through out the building. You could hear people awing in shock and disgust that two kids were having sex.
"I'll get a some counselors on it right away!"
"But they're two guys! And it is against the bible!"
"OH MY LORDY!" cried Yoshihiro jumping up in utter shock. He walked over to the counter and opened a little door revealing a red telephone. He slid it out into the open and Ash looked mesmerized by it. He took the phone and pressed a button and talked to the person on the other line for a couple of seconds. "I've got two outstanding and awesome counselors coming.
Two men jumped into the office and ran over to Counselor Yoshihiro. "Ash, this is Counselor Bratmen and Counselor Rowbin, accompany this fine boy to the cabin where the crime is being committed and take the best course of action!" firmly said Yoshihiro.
"Yes sir!" said both the men starting to walk out. Counselor Bratmen stopped, thinking of the best course of action. "Rowbin, you go to the back and I'll go in from the front, we'll meet in the middle and arrest these two vermin for whatever crime they are breaking."
"Holy fish guts and bubble gum Bratmen, that's an awesome plan!" screamed Rowbin and with that, the two counselors and Ash ran out over to the cabin.
Hiei was lying in Kurama's arms. "I love you." Hiei said smiling.
"I love you too Hiei." Kurama said. Hiei and Kurama decided to get up and they got dressed up. Kurama started to fix the bed and Hiei started to help him when he noticed what Kurama was doing. When they were done, Hiei walked over to Kurama kissing him again. They were hugging and kissing when Counselor Rowbin jumped through the window and Counselor Bratmen kicked the door down.
"Did you guys have to break everything?" Ash whispered following Counselor Bratmen.
"Son, it's our job to do anything necessary to bring down the criminals and obey God." Counselor Bratmen said. "OH MY JESUS OF GOD!"
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Counselor Rowbin. "Your rain of terror is over Poison Oak and your midget friend!"
"What the hell are you doing!" screamed Kurama holding Hiei and Hiei holding Kurama. They got in defense position incase they were to be attacked. Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko were walking over to the cabin to see how Kurama and Hiei were doing. When they noticed kids flocking all around the cabin, they ran over to see what happened.
"Your out of here! Never by the day of light and the name of GOD will you step foot in this awesome and holy and sacred and divine and almighty and good and powerful and heavenly place!" Counselor Bratmen said throwing Kurama's bag out the other window breaking it to pieces. Rowbin leaped at Kurama but Kurama dodged it but Bratmen threw a wire tying Kurama up. Hiei punched Rowbin up throwing him into the wall passing him out. Bratmen threw another wire at Hiei tying him up as well. Hiei leaped at Counselor Bratmen but he threw once again another wire holding Hiei down.
Yusuke and Kuwabara pushed kids left and right out of their way to see what was happening and when they came close to the broken down door, Kurama and Hiei were being thrown out.
"What the hell, Kurama are you all right?" asked Yusuke untying him. He noticed his bag was also outside.
"Like I'm lost." said Kuwabara standing around doing nothing.
"Don't worry young kid, we saved you from seeing the most horrible thing in the world of history. Un-martial sex." said Counselor Bratmen.
Keiko finally got up to them and helped untie Hiei. Hiei got up ready to kill the bastards but for some reason Kurama held him back. Hiei looked up at his love and saw him shaking his head. Yusuke and Kuwabara were behind them wondering what was going on. Yusuke thought for a second and figured it out. "Wait your kicking them out because they were having sex!" Yusuke yelled. All the kids around awed in shocked and gave Kurama and Hiei evil and mean looks. "That's just stupid, sex is a normal thing... even between two men!"
"You condone this behavior, then your out as well!" Counselor Rowbin stumbled over to the front door.
"That's right counselor!" Counselor Bratmen said backing his fellow counselor up.
"Huh? Kurama and Hiei... that's just.... your where having sex? Does that mean your a couple?" Kuwabara rubbed his head of thinking too much.
"Fine then we're leaving!" Keiko said pulling at Yusuke and Kuwabara's bags. Yusuke's back was light but Kuwabara's was heavy so she couldn't carry them both, she just dragged them. Yusuke and Kuwabara grabbed their bags from Keiko and as she walked over to Counselor Bratmen she threw her foot up kicking his crotch sending Counselor Bratmen on his knees in pain. "Close minded idiots!" Keiko screamed. The children all around awed in shock and gave more evil and mean looks.
"Someone explain this to me, how can Hiei love?" asked Kuwabara. Hiei turned his head and glared at Kuwabara.
Kurama walked over to his bag picking it up, he looked though the window on the side of the building that was destroyed. He saw that his painting and mask was there still and so was Hiei's clay creation and painting. Kurama jumped in really fast and grabbed the easiest items he could grab, Hiei's clay statue was too big to carry and too heavy so he couldn't grab everything. Yusuke pushed the two counselors out of his way to help Kurama grab whatever was left in the cabin that was theirs. Once they were done, they collected everything and walked away from the campgrounds. Keiko ran over to her cabin to grab her duffle bag and then went over to the others.
"La la la la la." sang Boton walking by herself when she noticed Yusuke and the others walking out of the camp. She quickly ran over with them to see what was happening. "You guys are leaving?"
"Kurama and Hiei were kicked out and we're sticking with our friends!" Yusuke replied.
"What for?"
"I'll tell you later of Kurama or Hiei will." Yusuke said.
"Could you mind helping us?" Keiko asked Boton handing her some stuff.
"So the only thing now is, how do we get home?" Yusuke sighed.
"Yeah, it must be miles to our houses!" Kuwabara said.
"Um guys!" Boton laughed.
"Well it seems that we'll have to walk until we find someone to hitch a ride with." Kurama said sadly.
"What about that yellow abomination?" Hiei growled happily that they were out of that horrible place.
"BINGO!" yelled Boton.
"Boton please, your not carrying anything and we all have our hands full." Keiko sternly voiced.
"I am holding something, car keys!" Boton uttered smiling.
"How did you get car keys Boton?" asked Kuwabara.
"Oh, it's really not car keys..." Boton began.
"Don't play around Boton!" Yusuke yelled.
"It's the bus keys!" Boton said overjoyed.
"How exactly did you get it?" asked Kurama.
"Oh... I went into the main office and went into this Counselor Webster's room, he had a lot of dictionaries in his room but all of them had either porn or bottles of vodka and beer in them and we drunk some and he passed out and I pick pocketed the keys!" Boton replied.
"Then they wouldn't be bus keys you idiot." Hiei bellowed.
"Oh... well there is a key chain that says Horny Jesus on it, maybe it is on the car?" Boton asked.
The group put everything down and looked around in the parking lot for a car or truck that said 'Horny Jesus' on it. They looked around and finally found this yellow truck with a red fire design on it. They put their bags in the back including Hiei's clay rose and they all got in and sat on the red leather seats. Kurama and Hiei sat in the back with Kurama putting their paintings on the floor by his feet. Boton took the driver's seat with Kuwabara sitting next to her. There was no room for everyone so Yusuke let Keiko sit on his lap. With a turn of the key, Boton hit the gas and went forward into another car and then backed up into a bus were the gas tank was. She left a pretty big dent into the bus and everyone was screaming at her, which didn't help.
She stopped after she hit the bus, had her foot on the break and then hit the gas. Smoke was coming from the tires and she held onto the break and the gas wondering why they weren't going forward. A spark ignited as she lifted her foot off the break and it flew onto the gas that was leaking onto the ground. Luckily their truck didn't catch on fire but as she left the parking lot, the bus blew up sending fire, smoke and ash every where catching the trees, bushes and grass on fire. Soon the whole camp was on fire, cabins collapsing from the yellowish red flames, children running in panic and several camp counselors on fire. It was a nightmare. IN seconds the fire spead largly catching everything in sight on fire, soon the forest would burn if it the first wasn't dealt with. No one looked back as Boton drove off almost killing everyone in the truck several times because she didn't know how to drive.
Finally when she got the hang of driving, Yusuke said, "So you two are dating?"
Hiei and Kurama looked at each other and Kurama replied, "Yes, do you have a problem with that."
"No, not at all, I'm happy for you guys!" Yusuke said.
"We're all happy for you, but maybe Kuwabara isn't, he's clueless!" Keiko laughed, giving Kurama and Hiei something to smirk about.
"I heard that, I still don't know what is going on!" Kuwabara yelled.
"You know, I noticed when I went in the cabin that there was a burnt mark of someone's hand on the wall... it reminded me of this romantic movie Keiko made me see." Yusuke pondered out loud.
"Heh heh heh..." Hiei grunted looking suspicious.
"I GOT IT! Kurama and Hiei had SEX!" Kuwabara screamed! Kurama and Hiei looked at each other and kissed on another in a end of the movie romantic scene like kiss. Everyone just looked at them and Boton almost once again kill them all.
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It was morning and Ash woke up from his well-rested slumber. He pushed the covers off him, yawned and stretched his whole body while lying on the bed. Even though he was awake he struggled to get out of bed, for him it felt like he didn't sleep enough though he did. He rubbed his eyes, slipped his feet in his brown slippers and got up. Ash looked over to the direction of Hiei and Kurama's bunk, Kurama was sleeping on the top while Hiei was on the bottom bunk. Ash noticed that clothing had been thrown around on the floor and underwear was hanging on Hiei's deformed creation that he thought looked like a mushroom. He took a few steps over near closer to the bunk to examine exactly who's clothing they were from. Hiei turned around facing toward Ash but asleep. Ash jumped back a bit afraid that he was awake and he jumped back into the other bunk hitting his head on the metal. He made a ninety degree turn shocked if he had woken up Yusuke or Kuwabara but they where not there.
He sighed in relief and decided to grab some clothing and take a shower. As he left he looked back at the two sleeping men suspiciously and turned his head back leaving the cabin. He let the door slam shut and the noise woke Hiei up. His crimson red eyes opened widely looking at the open door. The day was sunny as ever and the sky was clear from what he could see. He rolled over on his back staring at the bed above him. He could see the springs holding the dirty looking white mattress hovering over him. There was a little movement coming from it, maybe Kurama was asleep thought Hiei. He got up sitting on the bed and the covers fell off his chest. He slide his legs over to the side of the bed, his feet on the wooden floor. He stretched his arms and got up, he completely forgot he was naked. He looked down and then in shock he leaped to the other side of the bunk where his statue of a rose was. He grabbed all his clothes and got dressed. When he was done he got up pretending like nothing happened with leaping across the bunk to get dressed.
Hiei looked up trying to see if Kurama was awake or asleep. Kurama was still asleep. He was facing the wall and Hiei stepped onto his bed to get a good look at Kurama. He was so peaceful sleeping there but he looked uncomfortable also. Maybe his bed wasn't as great as Hiei's bed.
"Kurama, it's morning." said Hiei looking at Kurama.
He was very asleep so Hiei decided to put his hand on Kurama's should and nudge it to wake him up. He did so twice and Kurama wouldn't wake up. Outside, the announcement for breakfast was heard and Hiei got antsy because they had to be out there soon. He noticed the Kuwabara and Yusuke were gone also; maybe they were gone all night. "Kurama it's breakfast time, if we don't get out there soon we'll have to eat dirty pancakes or something horrible." growled Hiei.
"Mmmmhm... I don't wanna get up." whispered Kurama still half asleep. He opened his eyes and there was Hiei, his crimson eyes gazing back at him. "Hi Hiei." yawned Kurama happily.
"Like I said it is breakfast." Hiei grunted.
"Is there something wrong Hiei?" Kurama asked getting up
"No, why would you think there is something wrong with me?" asked Hiei back.
"Just the tone in you voice."
"Don't forget your clothing..." Hiei smirked handing him a pile of clothing for yesterday. Kurama waved no to Hiei and jumped out of bed unclothed. Hiei was shocked that Kurama would do such a thing so he ran over to the door and shut it pushing his back on it hard in relief that no one saw. When he looked back, Kurama was already half dressed, wearing briefs and another button up shirt with white and blue strips on it. Kurama grabbed a pair of kaki pants from his bag and put them on following socks and shoes. When he was done he looked at Hiei and handed him so clean clothing since he was wearing the cloths from yesterday.
Hiei looked at the clothing disgusted. A white shirt is something he didn't want to wear but the pants were black so he took them immediately. After Hiei got dressed, he felt a little stupid but Kurama wrapped his arms around him and kissed him good morning. They walked out to the cafeteria to find Yusuke and the others. Boton was sitting with them dressed normally instead of the counselor uniforms. There were two plates that had food on it, Keiko grabbed them food also since they were late.
"Hey sleepy heads!" laughed Keiko.
"Thanks for getting us plates." Kurama said smiling.
"They're not your plates, they're mine!" Boton joked around but with a serious tone.
"Do I have to shove those waffles up your nose and then poke your eyes out with piece of bread?" Hiei said in Boton's head.
"AHHH!" I was joking, seriously, they're yours!" Boton screamed.
"So what brings you here sitting with us?" asked Kurama.
"She got caught, Counselor Yoshihiro found out she doesn't like work here." Kuwabara said.
"Really now." laughed Kurama. "So then why are you still here?"
"Oh you know, I'm disguising myself as a kid! All I had to do was hogtie this little girl in her cabin and take her identity." Boton uttered.
"What!" screamed Keiko and Kuwabara shocked.
"It's not like I stole from her, raped her, killed her and then dumped the body in the office closet." joked Boton laughing.
"Can you believe we've been here for a little over two weeks? It hasn't been that bad." Yusuke said.
"The bible part was horrible, I miss Yukina!" Kuwabara cried putting his face on his waffles as if they were napkins.
When breakfast was done, everyone was getting back into his or her groups. It was confessional day, team-by-team went into the church and one by one went in a little room to confess their sins to the priest. Team Coin Jar was first to go in and Team Fried Rice was next. Team Q-Tip was next after the other two teams and Hiei and Kurama's team was to be one of the last teams to go. While waiting, kids went to the stage to play more games and to sing while some kids went to the lake to swim. Some did activities with counselors. Hiei and Kurama went back to the cabin to relax.
Hiei walked in, holding the door for Kurama to grab and he closed the door. Hiei almost tripped on Yusuke's CD player and its holder so he grabbed it and started to look at the contents inside. When he found nothing of use for him he threw it behind him, Kurama was folding some clothing that he hanged the day before. Kurama stopped and stepped over to Hiei start kissing him. He put his hand on Hiei's cheek and he kissed Hiei's forehead, moving to his nose and finally his lips. Hiei, unlike him started giggling with what Kurama was doing. Kurama started to play with Hiei's hair and Hiei loved the attention he was getting. Kurama started to take Hiei's shirt off and successfully did.
As Hiei and Kurama were kissing, the door slightly opened. Ash was looking down at the ground and then looked up. He was appalled at the sight he saw, Hiei and Kurama kissing and touching each other. He slapped his hand over his mouth to stop him from making any noise. His suspicious earlier this morning was correct, he was sickened. He slowly reopened the door not making a peep and closed the door having his back push the screen door open. As the door closed and he was outside, kids playing and having a good time not knowing what was going on in his cabin he walked forward about twenty feet horrified at the thing he saw. He looked around and screamed as if someone was killing him. All the kids strangely looked at him but then went back to their business. Ash ran around the campground to go to the main office to find the main counselor.
The top counselor was Counselor Yoshihiro and he was at the main office, in his office. He was filing some paperwork while talking to someone very important to him over the phone. As he was talking to the person, he got up from his chair and started cleaning his office a little bit to make it looked cleaner than it was. Soon there was a knock on the door and Ash slightly opened it popping his head inside the office. Yoshihiro saw the kid coming in his office and sitting down on the chair across from him; he had a frightened and traumatized face on. The counselor said a few things in the phone before getting off to talk to Ash.
"Hello son, is there something a matter?" asked Yoshihiro looking concerned.
Ash was huffing and puffing from running as fast as he could over to the office. "Yes, there is SOMETHING majorly wrong that isn't awesome!" screamed Ash still out of breath.
"Just tell me and I'll try to help you." kindly said Counselor Yoshihiro.
"I've been scared for life!"
"Oh my god! Is there an emergency?" asked Yoshihiro.
"YES!" screamed Ash.
"Should I call 911?"
"NO THE PRESIDENT!"
Yoshihiro walked over to his mini refrigerator and took a botle of water out and gave it to Ash to drink so he'd be able to tell him what happened. After taking a couple of gulps of water, Ash voiced, "I went into my cabin and.... and..."
"There is a bear in your cabin!"
"NO! This two bunk mates of mine are having sex!!!" yelled Ash. His voiced echoed out into the hallway and through out the building. You could hear people awing in shock and disgust that two kids were having sex.
"I'll get a some counselors on it right away!"
"But they're two guys! And it is against the bible!"
"OH MY LORDY!" cried Yoshihiro jumping up in utter shock. He walked over to the counter and opened a little door revealing a red telephone. He slid it out into the open and Ash looked mesmerized by it. He took the phone and pressed a button and talked to the person on the other line for a couple of seconds. "I've got two outstanding and awesome counselors coming.
Two men jumped into the office and ran over to Counselor Yoshihiro. "Ash, this is Counselor Bratmen and Counselor Rowbin, accompany this fine boy to the cabin where the crime is being committed and take the best course of action!" firmly said Yoshihiro.
"Yes sir!" said both the men starting to walk out. Counselor Bratmen stopped, thinking of the best course of action. "Rowbin, you go to the back and I'll go in from the front, we'll meet in the middle and arrest these two vermin for whatever crime they are breaking."
"Holy fish guts and bubble gum Bratmen, that's an awesome plan!" screamed Rowbin and with that, the two counselors and Ash ran out over to the cabin.
Hiei was lying in Kurama's arms. "I love you." Hiei said smiling.
"I love you too Hiei." Kurama said. Hiei and Kurama decided to get up and they got dressed up. Kurama started to fix the bed and Hiei started to help him when he noticed what Kurama was doing. When they were done, Hiei walked over to Kurama kissing him again. They were hugging and kissing when Counselor Rowbin jumped through the window and Counselor Bratmen kicked the door down.
"Did you guys have to break everything?" Ash whispered following Counselor Bratmen.
"Son, it's our job to do anything necessary to bring down the criminals and obey God." Counselor Bratmen said. "OH MY JESUS OF GOD!"
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Counselor Rowbin. "Your rain of terror is over Poison Oak and your midget friend!"
"What the hell are you doing!" screamed Kurama holding Hiei and Hiei holding Kurama. They got in defense position incase they were to be attacked. Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko were walking over to the cabin to see how Kurama and Hiei were doing. When they noticed kids flocking all around the cabin, they ran over to see what happened.
"Your out of here! Never by the day of light and the name of GOD will you step foot in this awesome and holy and sacred and divine and almighty and good and powerful and heavenly place!" Counselor Bratmen said throwing Kurama's bag out the other window breaking it to pieces. Rowbin leaped at Kurama but Kurama dodged it but Bratmen threw a wire tying Kurama up. Hiei punched Rowbin up throwing him into the wall passing him out. Bratmen threw another wire at Hiei tying him up as well. Hiei leaped at Counselor Bratmen but he threw once again another wire holding Hiei down.
Yusuke and Kuwabara pushed kids left and right out of their way to see what was happening and when they came close to the broken down door, Kurama and Hiei were being thrown out.
"What the hell, Kurama are you all right?" asked Yusuke untying him. He noticed his bag was also outside.
"Like I'm lost." said Kuwabara standing around doing nothing.
"Don't worry young kid, we saved you from seeing the most horrible thing in the world of history. Un-martial sex." said Counselor Bratmen.
Keiko finally got up to them and helped untie Hiei. Hiei got up ready to kill the bastards but for some reason Kurama held him back. Hiei looked up at his love and saw him shaking his head. Yusuke and Kuwabara were behind them wondering what was going on. Yusuke thought for a second and figured it out. "Wait your kicking them out because they were having sex!" Yusuke yelled. All the kids around awed in shocked and gave Kurama and Hiei evil and mean looks. "That's just stupid, sex is a normal thing... even between two men!"
"You condone this behavior, then your out as well!" Counselor Rowbin stumbled over to the front door.
"That's right counselor!" Counselor Bratmen said backing his fellow counselor up.
"Huh? Kurama and Hiei... that's just.... your where having sex? Does that mean your a couple?" Kuwabara rubbed his head of thinking too much.
"Fine then we're leaving!" Keiko said pulling at Yusuke and Kuwabara's bags. Yusuke's back was light but Kuwabara's was heavy so she couldn't carry them both, she just dragged them. Yusuke and Kuwabara grabbed their bags from Keiko and as she walked over to Counselor Bratmen she threw her foot up kicking his crotch sending Counselor Bratmen on his knees in pain. "Close minded idiots!" Keiko screamed. The children all around awed in shock and gave more evil and mean looks.
"Someone explain this to me, how can Hiei love?" asked Kuwabara. Hiei turned his head and glared at Kuwabara.
Kurama walked over to his bag picking it up, he looked though the window on the side of the building that was destroyed. He saw that his painting and mask was there still and so was Hiei's clay creation and painting. Kurama jumped in really fast and grabbed the easiest items he could grab, Hiei's clay statue was too big to carry and too heavy so he couldn't grab everything. Yusuke pushed the two counselors out of his way to help Kurama grab whatever was left in the cabin that was theirs. Once they were done, they collected everything and walked away from the campgrounds. Keiko ran over to her cabin to grab her duffle bag and then went over to the others.
"La la la la la." sang Boton walking by herself when she noticed Yusuke and the others walking out of the camp. She quickly ran over with them to see what was happening. "You guys are leaving?"
"Kurama and Hiei were kicked out and we're sticking with our friends!" Yusuke replied.
"What for?"
"I'll tell you later of Kurama or Hiei will." Yusuke said.
"Could you mind helping us?" Keiko asked Boton handing her some stuff.
"So the only thing now is, how do we get home?" Yusuke sighed.
"Yeah, it must be miles to our houses!" Kuwabara said.
"Um guys!" Boton laughed.
"Well it seems that we'll have to walk until we find someone to hitch a ride with." Kurama said sadly.
"What about that yellow abomination?" Hiei growled happily that they were out of that horrible place.
"BINGO!" yelled Boton.
"Boton please, your not carrying anything and we all have our hands full." Keiko sternly voiced.
"I am holding something, car keys!" Boton uttered smiling.
"How did you get car keys Boton?" asked Kuwabara.
"Oh, it's really not car keys..." Boton began.
"Don't play around Boton!" Yusuke yelled.
"It's the bus keys!" Boton said overjoyed.
"How exactly did you get it?" asked Kurama.
"Oh... I went into the main office and went into this Counselor Webster's room, he had a lot of dictionaries in his room but all of them had either porn or bottles of vodka and beer in them and we drunk some and he passed out and I pick pocketed the keys!" Boton replied.
"Then they wouldn't be bus keys you idiot." Hiei bellowed.
"Oh... well there is a key chain that says Horny Jesus on it, maybe it is on the car?" Boton asked.
The group put everything down and looked around in the parking lot for a car or truck that said 'Horny Jesus' on it. They looked around and finally found this yellow truck with a red fire design on it. They put their bags in the back including Hiei's clay rose and they all got in and sat on the red leather seats. Kurama and Hiei sat in the back with Kurama putting their paintings on the floor by his feet. Boton took the driver's seat with Kuwabara sitting next to her. There was no room for everyone so Yusuke let Keiko sit on his lap. With a turn of the key, Boton hit the gas and went forward into another car and then backed up into a bus were the gas tank was. She left a pretty big dent into the bus and everyone was screaming at her, which didn't help.
She stopped after she hit the bus, had her foot on the break and then hit the gas. Smoke was coming from the tires and she held onto the break and the gas wondering why they weren't going forward. A spark ignited as she lifted her foot off the break and it flew onto the gas that was leaking onto the ground. Luckily their truck didn't catch on fire but as she left the parking lot, the bus blew up sending fire, smoke and ash every where catching the trees, bushes and grass on fire. Soon the whole camp was on fire, cabins collapsing from the yellowish red flames, children running in panic and several camp counselors on fire. It was a nightmare. IN seconds the fire spead largly catching everything in sight on fire, soon the forest would burn if it the first wasn't dealt with. No one looked back as Boton drove off almost killing everyone in the truck several times because she didn't know how to drive.
Finally when she got the hang of driving, Yusuke said, "So you two are dating?"
Hiei and Kurama looked at each other and Kurama replied, "Yes, do you have a problem with that."
"No, not at all, I'm happy for you guys!" Yusuke said.
"We're all happy for you, but maybe Kuwabara isn't, he's clueless!" Keiko laughed, giving Kurama and Hiei something to smirk about.
"I heard that, I still don't know what is going on!" Kuwabara yelled.
"You know, I noticed when I went in the cabin that there was a burnt mark of someone's hand on the wall... it reminded me of this romantic movie Keiko made me see." Yusuke pondered out loud.
"Heh heh heh..." Hiei grunted looking suspicious.
"I GOT IT! Kurama and Hiei had SEX!" Kuwabara screamed! Kurama and Hiei looked at each other and kissed on another in a end of the movie romantic scene like kiss. Everyone just looked at them and Boton almost once again kill them all.
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